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LOVE DURING LOCKUP 0367: "He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not" (Patreon)

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2022-02-21 01:11:01
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Indie races to see Harry at the halfway house; Haley confronts Dalton about his lies; Max keeps a secret; Tai makes up with Hottie but meets up with his other woman to get answers; Gabby awaits Chris' release.

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Mary Scheske

Y'all did a Gomer Pyle impression the summer of 2020; I remember being a certain place thinking "should I comment that he was gay, do they know, would this information benefit the sissies" Also, this damn Patreon app; my Patreon started auto playing the last LDLU episode in the middle of the damn night earlier this week, at the point where Hayley meets Dalton's Mom. I love y'all, but hearing y'all's squealing impressions of two Texas women is not what my husband and I want to wake up to at 3 in the morning at full speakerphone volume 😅😅😅😅😅😭🤣

Claire Pancerz

Umberto is the Hitachi Magic Wand! Samantha talked about it on SATC - trust and believe they can probably feel it in jail. Just sayin…😉😉😉

Tonya Beth

My cousin in small town Tennessee is named Dalton. I can only ever hear it in a country accent 😆

Val McCue
>>78311603

I remember that episode of SATC! All I could think of Umberto was it’s Nicole Jr.’s perfect match LOL

Aly

She has the plugged in version of Umberto the rechargeable one is the updated version 🤣 if you google best vibrator that one is it. It’s that big bc it’s powerful af!!! So I hear 😆

Bailie Jones

Not the Convoy song for Smokey and The Bandit 😅

Mary Scheske

I think the difference between Gabby and Chris's mom is that Gabbi just does whatever her boyfriend relays to her about his release (which is often wrong)... While Chris's mom has been dealing with this for far too long and just knows the right customer service number at the prison.

Georganne Wolfe

I think it is funny that my dog’s name is Dalton and every time you two say Dalton he thinks he is being called.

Eunice

I think the lack of information from the prison system stems from 1. Security for the inmates when/ where they get releases for their own safety, and 2 also just another example of how shitty and irresponsibly the penal system is. Also I think whether an inmate can appear on camera depends on the warden’s decision. Also all info above came from watching so many reality crime shows 😂

Joanne

🐢 is a reptile ♥️

AnitaBonghit 69

For some reason, fightin' Tai is so much more of a loveable character for me than vision board/funeral home Tai.

Meredith

Just realized that if the finale is episode 0368 and next week is 0401, there won't even be an episode 69... That's the least WeTV could do for having such dumb numbering! I also just can't believe we've all been on this journey together for (technically) ONE season. Maurice and Jeffica was a lifetime ago!

Arden

Can't believe Mattie didn't comment on Black 'n White Cookies no makeup look on the way to "puppy dog" her way into the prison. She looked SO MUCH BETTER! She's actually very pretty without the tri-blend eyeshadow and unflattering bright lipstick. BLESS HER HEART!

Arden

Umberto is the same type of "neck massager" Samantha went to return at Sharper Image on Sex & the City. "Reason for return?" "It didn't get me off." Thai obviously got a different model.

Diana Lee
>>78428480

All I could think about was that scene and Samantha saying, “That will burn your clit off” to the other customer at Sharper Image.

Jilliann Gardner
>>78327491

I also think Chris probably listed his mom as his contact person when he went in (since he didn’t know Gabby then), so she is authorized to get more info. But she’s not lifting a finger to help Gabby.

Karla

Correctional (jail) sissy here. A few things can mess with release time/date - if there is an emergency in the facility it is safer to keep everyone where they are until that subsides. Sometimes warrants for other counties can be put in after they are booked in and not discovered until the release process. Another issue could be paperwork - if there is a mistake on something, it may need to be corrected by the judge the next day.