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The golden bachelor and his ladies embark on first dates; the leading man has a 72nd birthday to remember; the second rose ceremony of the season proves no less emotional than the first.

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Carey Addis

Why do they show the age of Jesse Palmer on his little intro tag? He’s the host. Does it matter?

Arden

“We met Jazz..” ☠️

Mandy G

I just want to make this clear. Poodle’s inappropriate jokes and conspiracy theories are one of the main reasons I love this podcast.

Holly Ellis

Poodle! I knew he sounded like someone….all I can hear is keep sweet now

Reality Gays

OMG your approval only wants to make me be more inappropriate and awful. “Once again unto the breach!!” - P

Erica Garcia

That flash mob sucked! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’ve never ever seen Bachelor before so I don’t know what those envelopes are either “I can’t read this!”

MicaS

Speaking of why people listen to this podcast, for me it’s things like the pronunciation of Mary, marry, and merry and worrying about the lack of protein at the diner! And the improv. Also the arcane references, like to Herbert Hoover. KGQ!

Megan

Listening to Poodle talk about cake and kids parties…….. I’m reflecting… am I a poodle???? Absolutely!!! And in Poodles deep low voice “and I’m not sorry!”

Val McCue

Yes, Poodle, you’ve ruined Geriatric Gerry for me. I kinda loved the ‘Stay Golden’ balloons from the party 🎈

Sally

“I’m actually really good at branding, you dickhead.” 🤣🤣🤣 These might be the best announcements in RG history.

SneakyMoo

Did Emma and Leigh decide not to publish their episode with you entirely? it's still not up 🤣 Boy, Mattie you must have done a number, I hope they publish it soon 🤞🤞

donny T's double Ds

Leigh is a family friend!!! I’m SHOOK that y’all did a colab with her!

Elizabeth Peterson

I feel like I may be too cynical for this show. I’ve been ruined by life!!

Aly

Gerry’s voice sounds a bit like Barney that purple Dino to me 😂

Jamie Katherine

I live for the fake Roberta, Warren Jeffs shit. Also, Gerry narrating during sex took me out 😂

Jennifer Whirley

“My bride is my friend.” 🤣 y’all are truly a gift 🎁

Caroline Dickie

Ghost chlamydia! 😂 Gerry reminds me of Marty Funkhouser from Curb Your Enthusiasm (RIP Bob Einstein)

Jujuy

Yes! My fav episode was the one where Marty’s mom had died and Larry took flowers fr her memorial!!!

Jujuy

We got "bitch 1" and "bitch 2" pins in vegas for Pink concert (saw the cups and thought if you, Mattie🙃)

Christine Cadena

As someone who grew up in the Mormon “cult”, I had to stop watching GB. I couldn’t handle the voice. It was physically making me ill. Thank you for covering the show… it’s the only way I can keep up. 💜

AnitaBonghit 69

Kathy has the posture of Larry King in her ITMs

Starr D

Mattie your “ goddamn its” send me! Mother Pole and her “goddamn iced teas” goddamn it Gerry ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alison Waymire

I laughed so hard at this episode , I was crying 🤣. Thank you Queens for making my day as always 💕

juliagoolia

Gerry’s voice reminds me of Papa Plath 🤦🏻‍♀️

Tonya Beth

I would definitely listen to you recap Glee😆I can hear Poodle’s horror screams now

Linds

I cannot un-hear Warren Jeffs now. Thanks Poods 😵