The Battle Plan 16 July 2019 (Patreon)

You don't know what this is, do you? This is the Battle Plan. One of 882 identical battle plans they delivered in a stone chest to the Colonel himself. A shambolic plan to stem the discontent of viewers who didn't know what we coming next. But the erratic nature of the Colonel was inevitable. To the viewers placed upon the battle plan a terrible curse. Any viewer than reads but a single battle plan from the stone chest shall be punished for eternity... to anticipate new videos never actually arrive.

Played this week's dramatic re-enactment rather fast and loose, but then I needed something inkeeping with my upcoming theme, and both fast and loose resemble the Colonel Failure House Style rather closely.

Hoist your mainsails and pay attention:

Tue : Railroad Corporation - the new "free mode" mode takes a beating

• Wed : Railroad Corporation - hope you like Railroad Corporation
• Thu : Transport Fever - episode whatever
• Fri : ATLAS - the new Bad Company escapade sets sail for crashes to desktop
• Sat : Railroad Corporation - final part in the mini-series
• Sat LIVE STREAM 20:00 BST/19:00 UTC ATLAS featuring Bad Company
• Sun : Voxel Tycoon for everyone, Kernal Space Program for Bad Company

Bad Company folk should check either the hidden secret messages in the YouTube Community tab, or Patreon for instructions regarding ATLAS. Server details will be sent around 2-3 hours before the stream kicks off, and you can start grinding as soon as you get in. The pirate team is already set up.

Want to join Bad Company? Got $5? Either hit the JOIN button on YouTube, or set yourself up on http://patreon.com/colonelfailure

Your membership gets you a bonus series (Kerbal Space Program presently), the monthly vlog (The Colonel Reduced), access to Discord and the ability to join in multiplayer games that are featured on the Colonel Failure video channel. If that weren't enough you also get access to all the old stuff as well - that's 3 seasons of Motorsport Manager and 30+ additional bonus videos... right now. No waiting.

You also get the satisfaction in knowing that you're helping out a video-monkey of dubious intent. That really is a gift for everyone.

Overcrowd will be back for another exercise in futility next week.

Scrub that deck, landlubber.

-CF