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Way Back Wednesday: Caption This! (8th October 2025) (Patreon)

Published:
2025-10-08 17:02:38
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2025-10-10 09:39:10
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Just for fun, it's time again for our caption competition.

Every Wednesday, we're digging into the archives to share a photo of the team in action.

You know the deal... Please share your most creative captions in the comments below, as always, keeping it clean and appropriate!

Image credits: Karen Kirk

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Comments

Matt Tinsley

Don’t worry officer, I have a cunning plan

Veronica Wright Roni

Can we do this quietly sir, we are on camera, I promise I won’t run.

Kevin B

Hey officers, fancy a pint with the team later?

Stephanie Greene

This will go much better for you Mr. Robinson… sorry, sir Tony, if you just cooperate.

Andrew L. Clark

No officer if there is no dirt on the bones, we don't dig!

JUDITH COOKE

Honestly Officer, it wasn’t me. It was a man with hair, wearing dark glasses and a checked shirt.

Kate Mulrooney

No, officer, this goatee is not a crime!

Ksg Sherley

"You dont want me digging here? I anint-awh-gonna-do-that!"

Mesidast

Look officers, it was only a joke. I didn't actually mean to convince people we dug up Prince Philip

Peter Blay

You had a cunning plan, a very cunning plan

Ruth Bartram

‘Ello Guv’ner nothing to see here…or at least that’s what GeoPhys say

Mike

Artfull Dodger or not ~ You're coming with us!

Bob Greaves

"No we can't film a spin-off called Crime Team."

Jack D Stout

That's the guy back there. He's the one nicked me belt...

Geoffrey Zoeller

Listen mate, can't we talk this through over a coffee and a doughnut?

Paul Edgington

Excuse me sir. We have had reports of a cunning plan involving turnips. Would you know anything about that?

Tim Shone

Excuse me sir, what's the name of your new book again?

Pamela Berkman

Excuse me, officer, where's the pub?

Stephen Usher

Officer, I know the body was buried with car keys and a mobile phone but it truly is Saxon.

Jeff Hagler

Aww, John's a good guy and the spray paint will go away the next time they cut the grass.

Trevor Brigham

"Can you explain, sir, 'ow this 'ere "Time Team" went missing under what can only be described as very suspicious circumstances in 2013 and 'as now mysteriously reappeared?"

April

I'm sure we can work something out. Do you like Mr. Bean? I can get you an autograph.

steve steve

You got a license for that trowel?

Diana

We promise not to jump officer!

Hypatia1

Really officer we were digging skeletons up not burying them! John Gator did say he found a buried Ford Cortina in case there is a report of a stolen one

Richard Amico-Jones

“I didn’t break the law, officer — I was merely conducting a historical reenactment.”

Scott Graupner

Not to be short with you, but we have an excavation going on here.

Mark Lund

Clearly it wasnt me occifer, I'm a national treasure, but if I was you I'd have a word with the shady character behind me.

Graham Small

"We're investigating some historical crimes, sir, and heard that you've had quite a few cunning plans"

Mark Lund

Oh yeah, you and who's army?

Kimberley

For the last time, there is no skinny dipping in this river!

William

About these bodies sir

Henrik Vogt

No officer I didn’t murder anyone. That skeleton is 2000 years old!

Dave1900

We told him not to touch anything.

Alison

I am arresting you under ‘The Silly Beard Act’ of 1989.

Taid

He was last seen wearing a plaid shirt and sunglasses!

Igglee

You won’t do this when I’m a “Sir”

Joan Thiele

Honestly, officer. We DO have a permit.

Bruno

John Gater finally hit his breaking point!😉

Rebecca Clark

Excuse me officers, we’ve lost a Roman temple, could you help us find it?

John Atkinson

I know it looks like a crown officer, but really it's fools' gold, and the jewels are paste, so can I please keep it?

Geoff Riley

Yes, he always has a trowel with him, but you'll easily find him if you wait at the real ale pub.

Lynn

Come along now, Bones. It's the 10th dead body we found you with.

Andrew Cook

‘You wouldn’t know anywhere around here where we might be able get hold of a couple of skeletons, do you? Our trenches are looking a bit empty’.

Kerry Hennigan

But officer... it's just a LITTLE hole.

Chrina Jarvis

D'you really think it was me who did it ossifer? Nah, I was in the pub at the time with John.......

Shannon G

“It’s like I said officer, I have no idea who this bunch are. I’m just an innocent Turnip Farmer in the wrong place at the wrong time”

Garry Matthews

Come quietly Sir we can’t have you keep digging these ponds on our patch

Peter Horsam

Stewart can explain everything!

Donna Scott

What do you mean, "It's not funny."

Jenny Fuller

Just like a turnip. I'll show you...

Simon Lucy

We know where the bodies are buried.

Peter Marley

Speak to my barrister, Rumpole.

Anne

It wasn’t me guv!

Chris Ayers

Honestly officer it was all Phil's idea I had nothing to do with it.

Christopher Samuel

Sorry mate, you're nicked. The charge? Loitering with a tent.

Christopher Samuel

I'm sorry sir, but "ritual purposes" isn't a defence.

Paul Edwards

You cannot be serious, arresting me for this tiny beard.

Deb

The suspect was last seen wearing a brightly multi-colored striped jumper, officers.

Dave White

"Nick, me old son, you nicked it, it was in good nick, and now you're going to the old Nick because you're nicked!"

george

Whats all this then??

Geoffrey James

But I told you we were digging UP the body, for scientific purposes, archaeology ......

SusanB

Honestly, they are old bones, really really old bones.

Jill

I promise I won't run again if you don't handcuff me.

Rubys Rose

Trust me man, you cops don't want to take the Mikey out of ME!