Just For Fun: Name Matt's Spade! (Patreon)

As the old expression goes, 'Call a spade, a spade'. 

But being the good sport that he is, Matt Williams has kindly offered our Patrons the chance to name his trusty grandfather's spade, and we've narrowed it down to three options.

We know: it's not big and it's not clever, but it's just a small bit of Friday fun, so please make your vote count in the upcoming poll and we can settle this matter once and for all.

Matt has just made the following confession to us: "I'm kind of getting invested in this now" so please choose carefully and remember that with great power comes great responsibility.

To help inform your decision, Matt has suggested a few thoughts for consideration. Simply imagine him saying the following phrases:

"This looks like a job for ______!"

"I'll just grab trusty ______!"

"I never go anywhere without my beloved ______!"