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The Seeking Derangements crew is back for a roundup of news we’ve missed recently. We start with some hot goss out of DC involving marital drama of Trump admin officials, some new research in the field of dicks, drama between Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa in the Big Brother house, and finally, conservatives: did you know they date too? Another look at the sex lives of young cons.

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Manuel Vera

What’s up I’m gay as hell

Ben H

Let's fucking go

Peter Pork

Did Felix call in for this one

Cumtickles

Played this at the solo gay orgy I was having and guess what my dick got hard thanks boys

NYCM&AHole

He always phones it in

Robbo✌🏻

Believe it or not I am not unemployed

Foresmewithsqualor

Every time Jaques comes on the show he says something that shatters Felix’s perception of reality

J.walk

It’s Seeking Fridaaaaay

Nomber

This is definitely an episode

NYCM&AHole

We need to ban Canadian conservatives. ICE black bag these fucking shits. Watch them punch all of Jordon Peterson’s teeth out.

Jordan

Zhock

Jessica S

Jacques is always great on CTH - mwah!

Son of El Topo

very unfair for children to make mean comments to Jaques during his dispute with Ms Rachel.

Dick Wolf

Jacques, where do the Democrats go from here? What do you think of Abundance?

Kody Dennis

Read the description. I have another 6 hours of work and I can’t wait

Masda Bugg

I spit out my coffee at "Let's punish people"

Dee Rubes

The guy forced to wear that dildo covered in knives in Se7en must be relieved that Jordan recovered.

officer delicious

Jacques having beef with miss rachel is hysterical

Andrew Cross

‘The dickening’ was right there, come on!

Guydude

Probably the most unhinged episode to date. Dicks have gone from being the worst thing since Satan to worse than Satan.

Travis

Felix begins speaking at 2 minutes and 31 seconds

Dick Must Bust

“She had to be out of sexual contact for six months” Bush league

Chris

I love a seeking chapo crossover ep

Dick Must Bust

The name ‘Chris Koveric’ is one of the most 90s Seattle grunge band names I’ve ever heard.

Michael Coutts

Regarding the Bluetooth / connectivity and internet things discussion, I am a plumber and one of the recent innovations has been digital controll valves for showers. I recently had a service call back to a job I finished and their shower would randomly shut off. The only thing the homeowner could do to make it work was unplug it and plug it back in. When I got there I called technical support and was asked if it was connected to the Wi-Fi of the home. It wasn't. I was then told that unless it is connected to the internet the shower won't work. Unfortunately that part of this customer's home did not get the best Wi-Fi reception. He is having to add a repeater onto his network just to be able to take a shower. The future is stupid beyond belief.

Niko

yvie oddly is pretty hung

Steve D

Jacque was straight facts. Just dispense with any subtext and wear a black hood.

jer

Im not sure I see a problem with that. Sounds cool!

J

Jacques grew up in the Lafayette version of gummo called gumbo

Michael Coutts

It means if your power goes out, you can't shower.

Mark Murphy

I cannot imagine any reason this exists. Okay one reason: creating data as a commodity with presumed value. The future is dumber than we could've imagined

Michael Coutts

And a subscription model. You want your water to be hotter, well that's five bucks a month to unlock that feature. You want to use your hand spray? That'll be another 2.50 extra

doohoohoo

I have a feeling that if Ms Rachel said one nice thing to Jacques directly they would do a complete 180 turnaround in opinion of her

Cory Waring

Stephen Dorf did commercials for Blu, also a big dick guy if I’m not mistaken.

J O T

Homophobic

Throw Away

Jacques was very excited today

syd

The movie Brazil did such a good job predicting this except instead of weird pipes and hardware we have the world's most annoying software incorporated into everything

Lynn Waldon

Ayyy I'm from there ❤️🦐

Miles_B

UnPresidented.

Lee

As an underdown, I’m so happy to hear one of my fellows is in penis studies👍

Dude of H-town

They should do a Felix & Jacque spinoff where they review the same movies as the Will & Hesse on Movie Mindset. Like a Point/Counterpoint type debate.

C. Andrew

Jacques was 100% an edgy humor 'kill Barney' kid, and if some adults had just hugged him, he'd have been way less funny.

Tim O'

Jacques in the Ms. Rachel comments is basically Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly in Step Brothers getting beaten up by kids

Mia

nobody talks about how the jolly green giant used to be a white guy

Purple Lemons

Fuckin dork virgin scientists tryna tell me that big dicks are "um actually going to be a problem", stfu nerd I'm getting my insides permanently rearranged

Bryan Jennings

Jacques and Ben just laying into each other about 2/3rds of the way through was peak bitchy queer sniping content.

demonsweat

B2B SAAS (Boner to Butt, Sex as a Service)

Blank

I am constantly teetering on the razor edge of the Jacques love/hate divide and this ep is no different

ploob

Just like in The Two Jakes!

Warbs

Tip of the cap to Felix for keeping his train of thought on child entertainers/actors with Jacques' feud with Ms. Rachel fans.

Dick Waglin

Getting cucked by elon musk you have to kill yourself

Rio

God, these fucking lisps again??

Joe Bilotta

This is one of the least coherent podcasts in a while and I'm totally here for it. Completely unhinged.

Rio

The twitter jokes have rubbed off on Felix, thats why he isnt as funny anymore

Anomalie

I love the dynamic of Jacques saying something unhinged followed by Felix's bewilderment

Kelley

I love how chaotic the show is when seeking derangements comes on

drewb

Ending such a frantic episode with Yo La Tango is an inspired choice

Based and Tylenol Pilled

Jordan peterson here, and actually 4 inches is an enormous penis. Anyone with more than 4 inches actually has a tiny penis

Michael Ouderkirk

Grab yourself a can of Pork Soda You'll be feeling just fine Ain't nothin' quite like sittin' round the house Suckin' down them cans of swine

FA

fucking crying laughing at Jacques beefing with actual children over Ms. Rachel, another SD guest episode classic

FA

There was an episode of SD where Jacques was talking about when they worked at a restaurant together and Ben got pissed and said "you were a lowly dishwasher and I was a STAR waiter"

Richard Cochnar

Do scientists think the dick needs to be completely in? Last time I checked, the cum doesn’t come out of the base of the dick.

Eli Navvy

Cruelty Squad mentioned

G

Jacques is the left wing Theo Von the DNC are looking for

Ant koz

My wife is part Vietnamese, her grandmother taught her one recipe when she was little.. it is a sauce made of beef broth, topo chico coconut soda, shallots, and lots of fish sauce.. she simmers pork belly up in it, and then hard boiled eggs In It at the end… the p belly fat cooks into the soda/beef broth becoming this fatty delicious stew sauce.. the fish sauce is potent and may be too much for those not used to it…but served over rice, you mash the egg yolk in which mixes and thickens the broth and then you shred up that pork belly in there… it’s about the most delicious thing I’ve ever had in my life

Johan Stefonski

Jacques has sharpened my mental state to a keen point. My mind is a gleaming blade. My IQ is exactly 90.

Oliver Clozov

idk if i like these overly intellectual theory-heavy episodes

Michael S. Judge

In a flash, all of our parents and grandparents remember years of ads for GAY GREEN GIANT

No

The bluetooth is to activate the dick pump to get you hard, not vibrate. For current models like the AMS700 you have to pump it up manually using a squeeze device located in the scrotum like a third ball. I learned all this from Very Normal Guy Bryan Quinby.

jg

lmao damn, you can dedass dickrip a girl pussy to asshole and shell still be like “not that big, not that hard”

Hook miss

It’s actually impressive how annoying this guy is

N.K.

10 minutes in, already maybe the most deranged Seeking episode yet

absoluteboi

thats two strikes, he's out

Nick Reginio

shout out toodles and french

absoluteboi

i know i say this everytime but this is no listenable

Reece Coren

yay Seeking Derangements! i wish they could be on every Friday. Jacques kills me 🤣

CS

Love how every Chapo featuring SD episode is really more of an SD featuring Chapo episode

Michael S. Judge

"City conservative" sounds like a political distinction from 1970s Japan. Like something there would be an absolutely furious Mishima essay about

Noah Dischar

Please PLEASE make a black hat with red LET'S PUNISH PEOPLE text on it

lolwuthappend

Another SD episode, another skip

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

> It's easier to come out as gay than republican Well, yeah. The amount that someone else being gay or not affects me is just above zero (sometimes you have to course correct a flirtation; that's basically it). Republicans are real threats to my way of life and people l care about. And very rarely all that much fun interpersonally.

Whistle Dog

Petition to replace Jacques with Nick Mullen doing the “Scooter” voice… please? 🙏

Josh F.

A message to all the Jaques haters: you suck!

Maxwell

WHO THE FUCK IS JOJO SIWA?

SoConfused

20:00 I've heard of vaginas getting torn during labour, but during sex? and not even noticing til the next day? So many questions

Ben H

Jacques might be one of the dumbest people alive lol

Doug Cartel

You heard about WAP wet ass pussy now get ready for NVAP no violence against pussy

Matthew

Like archetypally, or more of a timeshare kind of thing?

Erika Stecz

Chapo merch I can get behind

Oliver Clozov

have the same experience with this stuff as a carpenter installing ovens with cameras inside so you can watch your food cook from your phone, fridges with cameras, even fucking range hood vents are bluetooth now... i think connecting all your appliances to the IoT just makes it easier for the manufacturer to disable it once they want you to buy a new one. like with printers and phones.

B

tremendous news

Braden Maccke

Jacques takes me from "fuck, not this guy again," to having to pause the show to laugh every time. Every single time. Guy's a fucking savant.

Doug Cartel

Weird that erections were released around the same time Crysis came out

Jared Sarnie

I literally almost crashed my fucking car laughing at Jacques beef with the Ms. Rachel fanbase

Luisa

Perfect end to the week! Ty for giving seekers what we crave and keeping the haters busy waiting our tables :*

N.K.

20 minutes in and it's both topped and bottomed itself, incredible work

Doug Cartel

Maybe the next conservative mixer can get more women to show up if they call it 'Your Body My Choice' or something???

Elliot robinson

jacques comedy strategy is just keep throwing stupid shit out and pray anything sticks

Luke Smith

Was Jacque eating at Singletons in NOLA lmaoooo

gumb0

I think the Felix v. Jacques rivalry is keeping me alive

Patrick Dalton

Jojo Siwa anecdote: I work at a mid size rock club and Jojo showed up to see her friend perform (honestly can't remember who; some pop dreck) - I'd never heard of her as I'm 80 yrs old but ppl were buzzing so I gathered she's very famous. At any rate she was posted up in front of my booth at the back of the room the whole show, rocking out performatively, clearly discontented with the spotlight being on somebody else. Boring story I know but definitely a sad example of child actor brain 💁

Mark

“Hey, I’m gonna go to the deli, grab a sandwich, and enjoy the new Chapo.” 20 minutes later and I’m contemplating every bad decision I’ve ever made.

Ben Burke

Katie Miller's full first name is Katie. It's not short for anything, they wrote "Katie" on the birth certificate

🤷🏼‍♀️

The mean fucking kids is taking me out what the fuck is Jacques on because this is fucking art

The wazzzzaaapp bud light dude

Jaques rules, he’s what cumtown fans pretend Adam is (funny and annoying opposed to mind numbing tedium).

drewb

Yo La Tango - Last Days of Disco

drewb

Jojo Siwa is a George Lucas name

Chris Allen

I’ve always gone back and forth on whether or not he has any self awareness but I think this episode confirms he’s unfamiliar with the entire concept of it.

Sam Lieberman

uncontrollably laughing at “punish people”

TLT

Jacques is the uninentionally funniest person alive, period.

HB

And boy does it stick

Jeff

You on that LPP

Dick Wolf

Battlebox is when I knew he was the voice of several generations

Michael Miller

I love when the f slurs arrive, more f slurs

Dick Wolf

Only those who willingly received his word will gain the promised 2 inches by 2100 🙌

Johan Gambolputty

As a lifelong Stern fan, I really love and cherish Jacque as the only “whack packer” to exist in the Chapo-verse.

August West

I love Jacques but I wish he would talk like ~40% less

Ruby Lee

jaque got that organic robo-dick

Burrito_Bandito

Jacques the intentionally stupid guy bit isnt funny

owen

Y’all I was watchin Evangelion last night and did you know that the first people were actually 100ft tall? Y’all fuck this shit I wish I was a nephilim, so unfair y’all

drunk cig

Mickey Rourke is based on The Maniac from Always Sunny

S.E. Nyarady

I've been saying for YEARS we should ban child actors

Rxk Lenderman

SD should get felix on for an episode of Interior Motives

Sam Lewis

Me when I’m 17

Schwartz666

YAAAS QUEEN! The Jacqolypse is upon us. #1462

ResilientBastard

Has Musk been with a Jew though? I think all of his wenches are white goyim

Schwartz666

Jesus was definitely hung ✝️

Lcfitz

Never heard of these guests but personally did not enjoy them. Not really funny lol but maybe that was just me

ResilientBastard

“The Sin City actor” — cmon how about “the Barfly actor”

T33ny

I say this as a Cajun, Jaques needs to raise his hand before being allowed to derail the show

syd

YES

Hilary is Pant-suited Syphilis

I’m probably unfortunately not gay enough to like these seeking derangements episodes but I don’t judge those who are

ResilientBastard

Rolling into Toodles and French this weekend in my Zapata hat asking about my wedding band

Connor Dickinson

Monkeys paw future : year 2120 humanity has overthrown, capitalism, created world peace, and solve climate change. But now the penises are too big and no one can get laid.

Matt knutel

MOHAMMED MENTIONED LET THEM DRAW HIM

I am become reply guy

I’m imaging the scene in Children of Men when they speculate about why women stopped bearing children but all the male characters have cartoonishly huge bulges.

ERIC

I'm starting dating for dirt bags in the chats. DM me your one conservative take to meet your match!

Woke Batou

Jacque is the first person to be hit over the head so many times he got schizophrenia

Shr1mpCity

Will - "ok then just sit this one out" Good God if only he could

Blake

2000mg THC every single day

Blake

A while back Ben said he's really just Like That

Kyle

Can’t listen to this garbage anymore.

Rhys Hayes

If Jacques so much as draws breath Will and Felix dissolve into hysterics

MKatieUltra

Ummm maybe men who are good at foreplay will be selected for, as God intended

Rhys Hayes

I genuinely can't tell anymore whether reactions like this are a joke. Please tell me this a joke

mark anderson

Fuck yeah dude, Felix and Jacques could start out with a limited series on Michael Haneke movies and go from there. Exposing Jacques to Haneke would provide some amazing material.

William Deverell

love how chaotic the seeking derangement episodes are, a challenge for will

Will

Hey can someone explain the Yo La Tango connection?

Stop the Spread

130 days? KNOWLEDGE UNDERSTANDING CYPHER

etienne

its nuts that the Brendon Wardell eps were reviled and this absolute drivel is a hit

Local Oaf

last days of disco is also the name of a whit stillman movie

Jared Sarnie

The most recent woman was Jewish, the one who publicly revealed their baby after he ghosted his own child

Ashley Naftule

The whole ‘desire nothing’ thing comes off as a huge flex if Buddha was swinging some Tarzan vine

Bruce Bohri

I wanna hear the rest of the Housewives thing

Ian Baumgart

Taking pot shots at Bluetooth is pretty uncalled for, it was totally revolutionary for convenience, and even though its become a victim of the stupid IP crowding like everything else, it's still super accessible compared to other needlessly enforced trademark technologies. Yes, there are better options for any specific application, but Bluetooth has prioritized expanding development - reduced power and increased bitrates - compared to other flagship technologies while maintaining flexibility and accessibility. Your problem is with the tyrants appropriating the tech like Microsoft who forces everyone to suffer their UI and pretend security updates that make Bluetooth shitty to use.

Rob

This guy is just doing random word association and hits 10% of the time. Unfortunately not funny

Begginstrip

most of their subscribers are white cis ceramicists

Christopher Mesler

Literally fell to the floor at the Jacques ep title drop

Christopher Mesler

"I just think violence is a much more effective threat than making things better" im literally exploding, Jacques mind is just an entirely different animal, it's a different kind of intelligence that I simply cant comprehend, like a bird, it evolved from separately from mammalian intelligence

Jonathan G

Really funny episode

jay alan

Got some good laughs off with this one, thanks folks! 🫡

j22

Percy Plump

He’s not there to be funny he’s there to be abused by Ben and hesse. For some reason the chapo guys don’t know that you’re supposed to properly use him as your painpig/podcast gimp

Frank

Smiles per minute very high here, Hesse referencing cruelty squad is 💯💯 thank you chris

Markus

Song at end?

Ham Stroker’s Jackula

Jacques should write, direct, and star in the sequel to the Louise Mench movie chapo reviewed: "me, you, madness"

Lisa Ballard

Yeah that article had real 'sponsored content' vibes - also dick length records go back how far, 1950 at most?

Eamon Short

Jaque's constant chaotic energy is always a treat.

Brian

Jacques: Banana. Felix: OoooOohhh whhuuutt!!??

Lisa Ballard

Ah yes, remember the days when dicks were normal-sized and with a bit of Bluetooth magic, it was off to the races- a fun time for all...Alas, we never knew it'd be the end of an era.

glaourgbn

maybe will could have a hand gesture that means "stop talking".

glaourgbn

irritating start. hope it gets better

glaourgbn

ok i like the blutooth dicks

Chubby Justin

Another body horror episode. The penuma one was bad enough

Tim O'

It gives me life to hear Felix laughing so hard on these episodes

etienne

both are garbage but go off I guess

Sean Riach

Jacques on insta trying to "troll" Ms Rachel but getting called fat by children. Lol

ploob

👏Let👏Them👏Punish👏People👏

Kevin Dowdle

Yo La Tengo - Last Days of Disco

Harry Selley

Last Days of Disco" by Yo La Tengo

syd

It's almost the exact same thing as Adam Friedland going on Chapo

syd

The reveal on the most recent SD episode that Jacques literally hasn't even been to that event space he shouted out KILLED me

Ben

Normally don't mind seeking derangements but this is awful, should've stopped laughing and just let everything Jacques said be met by silence for a moment before going on

Connor Moloney

Serious question: is Jacques wasted every time he comes on Chapo or does he just talk like that

tom

if this pod was all seeking derangements and alex nichols features i would be so happy. maybe a dcs mindset weekly too

Ohn Jorazio

Jacques is the fucking goat

radhatter37

The Dick News is Fake News. Obviously, the rise of internet porn caused men with small penises to stop volunteering for cockology studies. Or, Viagra.

jdozois

Clairo mention!

Laura

I thought Mickey Rourke was Andy Rooney.

Anna

Some of y’all curmudgeonly as fuck in these comments. No whimsy, no zest for life. God forbid a guy get a little silly

Andrew

Let’s Punish People merch

anonymoose

Jones Soda rules, gotta break with chapo doctrine here

Peri

I thought he was Mickey Rooney lol

Dustin Nelson

Being "Hard 12/7" is definitely a disability, I wish I had cancer instead

Benj

Cajun queens over tax talkin turds

drewb

Kicking your partner in the balls to enter pairing mode

Infected_Caregiver

Smooth Shrek, your comment actually degrades gay people.

Infected_Caregiver

Is it homophobic to not like dumb shits? Are all gays gods? Hesse and the other guy rock, Jacques is fucking trash. That's not homophobic, that's the truth.

Milo

Eat. Bray. Jacques.

David Popoola

Hesse saying “period” plays on a constant loop in my brain

DaniWynn

“Not Ms. Rachel” bit made me cry laughing oh my god lmao

mingyjongo

One of the funniest eps ever

Eliot Clasen

I'm not messing with her fans. The children?? Lmfao. It was perfect.

Zach Armstrong

Let’s Punish People and the Republican Executioners breaching top 5 bits in chapo history.

Kelley

Someone needs to tell them so he can get some of that funding

T

Please give Jacques a mini-series where he just tells jokes off the dome.

etienne

Hesse said the 1488 days joke correctly, then Jacques said it back *wrong*, then Hesse had to explain it back to him. It's like watching a NASCAR crash highligh reel of comedy

etienne

felix calling them Hessy and Jack. flawless

Snurt

It's like Jacques hasn't even read theory!

Snurt

Let him draw him!

Stinkamus

He’s hammered on every episode ? It’s so weird

Dongo

They actually haven’t drank in like 10 years, their wonderful mind and cadence is eu-natural

Stinkamus

They’re pretty funny but I can’t handle too much of this. Is their schtick just jokes that don’t make a lot of sense?

Dongo

They are just a very unique and mercurial Cajun enby DJ and an acquired taste to be sure

Cea Weaver

Easily the worst episodes are the "Seeking Derangement" episodes.

bruce

I really wish you guys would stop running the conservative in blue city dating and sex headlines. I’m sure you say funny things about them, but they physically repulse me and it gives me such psychic pain to even think about the people and situations described in them that i have to drop the episode when they come on.

LPO Crane Jefferson

No one is looking for a penis to vibrate inside them!!!! Proof that these people don't fuck.

Cody

Imagine Jacques on cumtown

Caesaro

I like Ben and Hesse individually, but can’t stand Jacques at all. He’s so annoying and his “shtick” of being a moron is so overplayed and unfunny. And somehow all of them together just makes me skip instantly

CleO

Sorry you hate fun.

T33ny

The end was pretty funny. But jfc my cajun kin really takes over

T33ny

He would be an uptown gay

Ingo

Drink a shot every time Hesse says period

Reece Coren

The campaign with the official slogan let’s punish people would get 100% of the vote in the suburbs

R K

no he's just cajun

The Master

It’s not a schtick, jacques just has like 20 years of drug-induced brain damage

Eamon Short

I'm very upset. You gave me that, in my head, but reality robbed me of it. Please, come back Stav.

ploob

He is gay.

ploob

Hey, shut up!

Christian

Jacque is like a baseball player that swings full force at every joke. 60% of the time it’s a horrible strike, embarrassing, but the rest are pure homers.

BizarreManatees

It kills me that Felix still calls her "Hessy" sometimes, its like he's just reading it off the screen and not thinking about it, happens at least once everytime the Derangements crew comes on lol

Ian Szabo

Jacque is that one friend who seems drunk even when they’re totally sober; a belligerent, messy dipshit who you routinely ask yourself why you tolerate them.

Greg Forsyth

I thought this episode was funny as fuck. Haters of this are weird. Classic Chapo episode.

VibeOrDie

This should unironically be the DNC messaging from 2026 on. Let’s Punish People!

Pædiekeix

Pride month is so cool, I wish hesse was real. Perioddt

dj hot fat baby boy

"jacques had sex with the target from level 2 of cruelty squad" got a good wheeze out of me

Seph

I want a Jacques and Stav episode

Zach Fontenot

Where’s your favorite boudin from Jacques?

zach

so, yes, an alcoholic

zach

i just encountered a photo of jacques for the first time and wow! it all makes sense now. carry on my gayward son

Eric

I sold a guitar amp to a guy in Queens who, right after telling me he was dying of cancer, bragged about how he met Bernie Goetz one time

No-Name Maddox

Jacques dresses like Steve Harvey if he never escaped the hood

jonah :)

i love jacques

JJJ

Another almost unlistenable SD episode. I love it bless up team

Ossiferous

"Your hole is empty" lmaooooooo

cosmia

all time banger, busting up on the subway the whole way thru

Stephen

I can't express how badly I want to infiltrate one of these young conservative dating mixers to hate-fuck some republicans

Tommy U

felix alt account

Stephen

Na, similar levels of autistic fixations tho...

Tommy U

he takes 600 mg of weed on a light day