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580 - The Prisoner (11/29/21) (Patreon)

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2021-11-30 03:56:31
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2026-06

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Felix explains Twitter Spaces and his theory of the Swag Samsara. Then Will leads us through two pieces covering the Epstein case, one detailing the jury selection of Ghislaine Maxwell’s trial and one attempting to re-examine Jeffrey Epstein’s death and declare it definitively a suicide. Both are...interesting, in what they chose to say about their subjects and how.\

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Jeff Martin

I'm only second because I'm listening to Bone Thugs N' Harmony ft Biggue Smalls - Notorious Thugs . And I need a minute

Ben

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SPENCER PIBBLES

Ghislaine max well is being unfairly punished as a person of color (woman)

Jeff Martin

Legalism, drugs, and murder would be a dope name for a metal track but it's actually just Chinese history which is dope as fuck. Yall every study ceramics? Get the fuck outta here. China #1

Gordon Schmidt

So this has nothing to do with the episode but does anyone in the DC area wanna give me a job

TimBob RN

Here’s your friendly Socialist Nurse PSA. This one is for the parents out in the community. RSV is bad this year. Here’s some tips to manage symptoms at home. Get your kido/s accurate weight and use weight based Tylenol and ibuprofen for fevers and discomfort. Follow the manufacturer’s dosing. Consider getting a humidifier because it helps break up the junk in the lungs and soothe the respiratory tract. Use Vick’s vapor rub to soothe painful coughs . Make sure your kido/s are sitting up while sleeping so that mucus doesn’t get caught in their throats and make it hard to breath. Hygiene is super important, now more than ever. Make sure they’re getting their vitamins and probiotics . Get extra hydration in them and keep an eye on that diaper count and temperature . Rectal temperatures are most accurate. Please seek care immediately if you’re concerned at all. Look up the CDC for more info about RSV and of course talk to your MD/DO/NP/PA. Universal Single Payer Healthcare now! Solidarity !

Devon Menendez

Da Glickenhaus baby 🤟🏽🤟🏽

Jeff Martin

When the English and Dutch were trying to steal the secrets of Chinese ceramics, the USA wasn't even a country yet lol

john mccainus

thank u 4 this!!!! but also how do i tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one

john mccainus

im the first straight person to comment tho

NYCM&AHole

Yessss suicidal tendencies!!! JUST A PEPSI!

Jeff Martin

Epstein was obviously in the intelligence community but anyone worth their salt would try to get their hooks into a billionaire if they were spook so. Yeah. Instead of the chicken or the egg, it's the pedophile or the agent.

TimBob RN

Lol. If you’re not joking , the packaging should say when you go get one . Be sure to use lube if your doing a rectal temp. Ask a working class comrade at the local pharmacy for the right thermometer.

Jameson .

Stick it in one or the other and see if it works. If it doesn’t, try the other hole

plainwrap

I've done jury duty twice. Jurors are the scum of the country. The dumbest, shittiest , most helplessly dense minds that turn psychotic once they go into deliberations. When they're not meticulously pouring over the judge's instructions with a dictionary they're performing sophistry on themselves to logically justify their biases. All the defense has to do is bait the prosecution into actually introducing as evidence Epstein's famous clients and the jurors will exonerate Maxwell because "there's no way the nice man on my TV woulda done that to a little girl. This is a fraudulent case, that woman's innocent!"

TimBob RN

Lol every fucking nurse has heard that joke.

Jameson .

Id love to fuck a nurse

Dick Van Sexel

Felix needs to do a deep dive into the mac dre/romper room bank robberies. Serious lack of bay representation on this podcast.

Stinkamus

that is not epstiens last pghobe call do not click the liink. i t is a lie

kmd

The article was a verbal rorschach, they wrote it so you see what you wanna see, maybe 🤷‍♂️

Post Void

Because you know, most people in a random selection of a jury have gone to Little Saint James, common mistake.

Jake Zydek

How'd you get past selection, then? xD Kept your mouth shut?

Jeff Martin

Yeah this was one of the highest profile inmates in decades

Jeff Martin

I Need An Eighth is one of the funniest tracks I've ever heard in my life. Good music too

Post Void

Report: "Mr. Epstine was caught humming the MASH theme, and scratching at his wrists. We thusly took our lunch break".

Post Void

Ah and thank you for saying Jolly West, an episode late (Oliver Stone ep), but never too late!

Bababooey

Just have them mention Trump and there's a good chance half if not more of the jurors will absolutely go "Oh, these morons are also peddling that horseshit? This prosecution is definitely with the DEEP STATE!" as they shit their pants. Or have them mention Trump and the Clinton ties as well and automatically get a hung jury

Osborne MOCs

Almost had an actual stroke when I heard Felix's pronunciation of Xiomara See-oh-mara It's not like Godzilla villain lol

Jessica S

Yes!! I have been trying to remember the name of that series forEVER. I saw the 2009 remake on AMC and it was intriguing yet hard to stay interested, which appears to be the fault of the remake - I’ll have to watch the original.

Jake Scalia

Can someone leave me a link to Felix swag chart

William

That nyt article is some truly hard hitting journalism. Fucking hell dude

William

Like they rag on "conspiracy theories " but holy shit if people actually read that article and believe it... then they are the most smooth, goldfish brained individuals alive. For fucks sake, do they have any sense when something doesn't seem right

etienne

Immanentize the swag eschaton

Nobody

I wonder who has the potential videos/pictures of Epstein's friends on the island

skrrt vonnegut

Everything changed with then Herb Nation attacked

Henry

Chapo boys with redlettermedia reviewing the new Ghostbusters. Do it.

Dom Servo

Song @ 13 minutes?

Mark B

The theme music to The Prisoner tv show.

Simon

I miss the epsidoes where you would have a journalist or whatever on, not necessarily to talk about the a specific thing, but just to shoot the shit on the headlines and join in with the reading esries

TugNuggins

Oh man the swag bit is brilliant. Bit surprised the ep isn't called the swagsara.

Christian Johnson

Question for the group: is Virgil a beautiful boater who sailed to Little St. James island? 👁️

blackFFillip

Really impressed by Will's commitment to never improve his delivery

LEAH NELSON

I like to use spaces to talk to all my mutuals when I’m blackout drunk

Jeff Klein

My old incel-y anime-obsessed roommate genuinely didn’t know who Joe Biden was in 2016. We also ran into Shaq one time, he was like “who’s that?”

Isaac Kalish

Every prison and jail I have known of, particularly federal, records all outgoing and incoming calls en masse with the exception of a specific line for attorney-client conversations. Nearly every federal facility plays a message stating the line is recorded to place the prisoner on notice and that there is no expectation of privacy in the call. It’s not simply an issue of they ‘forgot to record’ we are dealing with either a) destroyed recordings (consistent with the destroyed video footage) or b) that the jail allowed epstein to use an attorney-client line for social calls. Considering the guards on duty the night of his death were either substitutes or unfamiliar with Epstein they couldn’t have been privy to any arrangement , whether corrupt or compassionate, to arrange for scenario b. BOP personnel destroyed his last phone call seems a probable conclusion.

Arielle Curtin

So fishy. And love to Felix for bringing up that he’s not even dead: my favorite timeline.

T

Articleheads taking another L.

Garrett

the elites killed friend of the pod jeff E. Felix talks about running for office in NY and I'd move back to canvas/vote if he did.

james

The Mayomonkeys space was some great stuff

Jon

Lot of sus stuff. But the on the nose “I want to live” stuff is less sus when you consider the question from the psychologist was probably literally “are you thinking about killing yourself today?”

Michael

If the Smithers defence doesn't work there's always the Chewbacca defence.

Vincent Utah

“…knows the name of every Bionicle.” Fuck, am I autistic?

Gabriel Bowater

"They had a whole dope area/ Known as Iberia/ " - F Biederman

TheSingleE

this is true autistic representation my favorite one is pahrak-kal

blackFFillip

Yeah, no, like uhhh I should probably work on uhh, like uhh, you know the uh, uh, content and like, like the, like the uhhhh tone, and uhhh

Ascetic Blur

Ghislaine will walk in exchange for silence mark my words.

etienne

she's gonna "it depends on what the meaning of 'is' is" it the whole way. she's already a black belt in lawyer-talk

Matelda

Does the article ever explain why a set of other inmates were "assigned to monitor him"?

Lesley Anne Noelle

‘Epstein : the Musical.’ (🤭…😆) I an SO ready.

Lesley Anne Noelle

~say what you want, but ‘The Lady Jizz’ will always have a special place in my kitchen junk drawer, wherein i keep her GM blow pop faced nightlight aaaand expanded boobs will always have a special place in my guest bed room. it’s something they stare at, and the next day over eggs they ask ‘who the fuck was that ? everyone finds it…’comforting’.

Steve D

Post office hiring hella people

Vincent Utah

The Bohrok Kal were severely underrated.

The Common Florida Birb Guy

Look, I'm not a "New York Media Guy", but is it common for four reporters in y'all's fair city to go in together on an article like it is a slice of New York City best city in the world imma walkin' 'ere pizza pie 🤌? Truly curious. Anyway, thanks for helping to destroy my brain. Preeesh

寿帝武

Google bookmark "zoneflooding'

Graham Saunders

If he was supposedly in high security there were likely long-term "guests" that, through good behavour had positions as custodians (heads of cleaning crews, the typical "guy who hands out books" you see in movies, that kind of stuff) its not *necessarily* sinister someone said to them "Keep an eye on this guy", but then its also not out of the question someone paid one of them to off him either.

brendan rivers

are you asking 4 grown men to share a slice of pizza

G Bill

I love the Bill Barr "perfect storm" quote. A perfect storm is one that is both inevitable and that everyone sees coming but can't do anything about, which makes that quote extra juicy.

Ryan

RIP Acid Marxist

Anxiety

Every time they said Being Alive they were so close to doing a really good bit on Sondheim RIP.

Ryan Gullage

Respect to his family. Barefoot and pregnant as fuck.

Alistair Page-McGill

The glib last sentence of that article really reminds me of the casual "life goes on... until it doesn't" line from Eyes Wide Shut