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Ayyyy Mike Recine stops by to talk to us about Dad life. We also discuss la familia Cuomo, why liberals shouldn’t be afraid of Amy Coney Barrett because she’s so dang smart, and Rod Dreher’s ass fixation.

Listen to Mike’s podcast here: https://sitdownpod.libsyn.com/

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Ontario Guy

A TikTok star on my favourite Podcast. Oh joyous day.

archipelago_go

I’m never upset to hear a guy named Mike

Creeping Jeff

Let’s go, put Mike on full time.

William

Fuck How am I 7th lol

Bryan B

Looks like you guys may have messed up your store link ‘strap’ instead of ‘trap’

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chapo's trap house dot com

Sean Reardon

Did hats already get restocked and sold out again?

Sean

New dad segment was pretty funny

Sandy

Typo in merch link

AIdan Buckley

I have run out of funny ways to ask for poppy part 3. My life grows ever farther from the light as I grow more reliant on content to sustain my sanity. This is a cry for help

Thomas Carroll

Haven't listened to this ep yet but just wanted to comment

Peter

Where my Zapata hats at :(

Charvis Blutchard

AWHOOOOO! Hiney lickers of Princeton! AWHOOOOOOOOO!

Tristram Kennedy-Smith

Can't believe Matt didn't give a shout out to Custer for Hot Civil War Generals.

Blake Patraw

on cspan images from Google, he's referred to as "O. Carter Snead IV" what a demonic name lmao

Blake Patraw

fr i wonder how many were in the first run. for the restock they said there would be 1000 more but i feel like and hope that the first drop was less than that and that's why they were gone so fast. i also hope that nobody saw how it went last time and decided to buy like 4 when they restock to resell them bc fuck that would be irritating. hopefully theres an order limit or something

Blake Patraw

i don't *think* so but i could easily be wrong

Blake Patraw

chapo strap house, sounds hot if you ask me

Emma Vickery

hope he’s joking about his baby sleeping in bed w them jfc that’s dangerous

Marcel Szabo

New dad segment might be top 10 moment of 2021

Yeahman

Was biting into a brat when Mike mentioned tasting his baby's shit. Also I call dibs on one of the hats so you guys have to save one for me

Praxis Makes Perfect

The more Felix tries to be a comedian, the less funny he gets

William Evans

Awww straight dudes think their generation created ass licking how cute

Wilko

I love it when conservatives complain about the degeneracy of morals, the loss of tradition and never wondering if it's maybe not cultural Marxists responsible, but the capitalist system they love so much. It's not "the left" that invented flavored finger-condoms...

Chas Padunski

Evil Christmas is best epitomized by everyone’s favorite Christmas spree killer movie “Christmas Evil.”

Ian Priest

Once again Matt's soul has been trapped within the hardware of an old Game-boy.

Null_null

“That would suck if someone threw him into the BQE.” Lmao

helvetica.hottie

Aww man. It's a sanctimommy opener. Book ended with bedsharing AND circumcision? What a gold mine of shitty parental hot topics.

ZombiePelican

ACB is from the part of New Orleans I grew up in and my dad who's a hardcore Democrat constantly bashes Republicans but makes excuses for her just because she's from Metairie and her dad was a priest at his church. It's pretty disturbing

IHaveHemorrhoids

That Rod article is hot fire. God damn that was hilarious

Noah Abbas

I used to live my life from Chapo ep to Chapo ep before my son was born in August. Now I live my life from Chapo ep to Chapo ep, and I have a son.

Paul larkin

They have safe co-sleeper bed attachments and inserts nowadays to prevent rolling over on your baby, worked for us and many others hopefully he using one.

Cameron

Alright I agree with Felix I want my gf to dress up as cortana

Chubby Justin

We need a more conspicuous trigger warning for rod dreher stuff. It's panic attack inducing.

Brendan A. MacWade

The Supremes have now begun their assault on the 14th Amendment. With the overturning of Roe and Casey, sex reassignment surgery can now be banned. In fact travel to another state for any surgical procedure could theoretically be banned. Birth control. Drug taking. Tattoos. Same sex marriage. Women's college athletics. Blowjobs. If it wasn't legal in 1868, kiss it goodbye. RIP USA.

Terrance McDonald

The child-dying anxiety is real lol. I would randomly check on my first child sleeping and be like “is she still alive???” until she was like 3.

etienne

I love getting the Rod

Garth Hillsborough

You have to watch the 1974 classic Black Christmas on Evil Christmas Eve

Nobody

I do wonder what could possibly done about the Supreme Court if they don't simply appoint more people or pass laws to override their bullshit

Mr. Lobotomy

Dreher is really something else

Mr. Lobotomy

Maybe the lefties will have to storm the capitol some day and demand the legislators make laws to legalize abortion and same-sex marriage and universal healthcare and other sundry laws?

Mr. Lobotomy

Thanks again for another great ep guys, we all really appreciate it, and the joy and relatability you bring us does make a positive difference in the world.

Brendan A. MacWade

That's a novel idea! But liberals are obsessed with being nice. No. The podcast is correct. So long as we get our treats, we won't care.

Jonathan G

Will's so consistently doing his job well.

EaZy E

I wish I licked so much more ass in college. What a waste.

Juan Sacchi

2016 was the most evil Christmas of all because George Michael died

Zack Burke

The real ones know that Matt would have a sexy lady cosplay of Napoleon do him like he was Austerlitz and get a decisive victory all up in that ass.

Recursive Audio

I now think Rod Dreher is sympathetic now.... poor bastard never eaten an ass or got his ass eaten. Someone start a gofundme ASAP.

Michael J Butler

Founding Fathers is where the blue lives matter guys hang out I hope you do go there 🤣

Milton Heath

Yeah I came on here to ask what that song was

Josh

They actually recently changed the Grover Cleveland Rest Area to the Jon Bon Jovi Rest Area. this damn cancel culture nowadays!!!!

Jake Erickson

demisexual baisically just means it's much rarer that you get attracted to people and you only develop attraction to people who you're already friends with. i have no idea why you would come out as that publicly

Ian Priest

Ummm yes hi I would *also* like to come out: I am also only attracted to 10/10 smoke-show dimepiece honeys. When i see a hot lady my jaw drops to the floor and my tongue rolls out like a carpet and my eyes spin like slot machine. It's a serious condition - Please do not be mean to me cos that's actually low-key gross

John & Athena Parker

You are going to regret using Rod to talk about butt stuff when you could have used the DMT hysteria instead.

Dan Baggar

thanks for putting Matt back into a tin can for all the day one grey wolves

Paul larkin

Damn, y'all spoil'n a ninja with all this content. Appreciate it and see y'all in Buffalo. They got a good soul food restaurant ( Buffalo Soul) near the venue btw.

Julie Baxter

University student affairs staffers are LGBT friendly, so that's probably what put the bug up Rod's ass.

Ken K.

Whatever happened to ass flavored ass?

LEAH NELSON

Best part of going to ASU is it always gets clowned on in this podcast

Alexandr

ALLLLLLLLL YOUR FAVORITES FROM ACROSS THE POLITICAL SPECTRUM ARE HERE! Neo-libs! Nazis! Really that's the spectrum. From Almost Nazis to Nazis.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

Anyone who says they enjoy working on cars is a liar or a psycho. Car designers are sickos too

Michael

Rod Dreher was doing a bit of a Ross Douthat impression with his bemoaning the state of morality at Ivy League universities.

etienne

the Trump christmas decoration was like a Paysage D'Hiver album cover (felix pls blink twice if you got that deep cut I know you have good music taste)

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

Cosplay is great if you have her dress up as a sexy anime lady. Get with the times guys.

Post Void

Shout out the the Gate Program and the Sefer Yetzirah

Post Void

"Carter Sneed's Feed and Seed, Formerly Chuck's"

Post Void

Agreed. It's a personal explanation often shared during dating to explain expectations. Nobody that I know as demi, I myself a bit, treat it as a form of gender or sexual identity because it cannot even be compared to actual gender.

Post Void

Hey Rod, stop worrying about Princeston and worry about Yale and future presidents jerking it into Jeronimo's skull.

Gordon Schmidt

Somebody should just grab the bull by the balls and write a biography of Dreher entitled "Rod Dreher: A Homosexual Life". We need someone on TV arguing that Rod Dreher is a gay man to his face. He owes us answers.

Post Void

Attila Battle Angel or no deal.

Unelectable Airwaves

I kinda dig the cosplay porn once in a while. And when I’m not feeling it, I just change the channel.

Guy Guyerson

Solid episode. Really hope we’re only weeks away from Poppy Pt III

Jocelyn

Jesus... This show is dog shit. Have my tastes just changed? It feels much worse

Jocelyn

that's good

etienne

litteral drip

etienne

finally, an old skool chapo shitpost ep

Steve D

Congrats Mike and fam! Babies are cool.

calvin kilby

the episodes where recine shows up are very funny

Arthur G. Pym

literally what is the point of this comment

Blake B

Matt‘s commentary about suffering cultivating virtue is so on point 💯

Dr. Ron Jambo

O. Carter Snead of the undecayed Arkham Sneads

Dan

can u guys do an ep on the vaccine patent waivers?

JazzWolf

Good to see Matt back to his tin can roots

Dr. Ron Jambo

It's a French "Prélude non Mesuré" but I don't know by what composer. Might be D'Anglebert, one of the Couperins, Jacquet de la Guerre or any of these motherfuckers.

Dr. Ron Jambo

I didn't get the reference there, btw.

Marisa

Don’t go to Founding Fathers, go to The Pink!!! And get wings at Gabriel’s Gate right down the street.

Hocho

Lost it at the outhouse tunnel bit, flawless Felix.

chris dray

i had to google the white house christmas page, it really does look like a childrens hospital in december. felix's mind palace is far too powerful