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584 - Let’s Fuck Brandon (12/14/21) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-12-14 05:56:09
Edited:
2021-12-14 19:16:48
Imported:
2026-06

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Having left their bubble of east coast elites, the boys are finally ready to accept (and accept responsibility for) the Let’s Go Brandon movement. They also revise the American Conservative’s revision of W.E.B. Du Bois’ Reconstruction revisionism.

Dates and tickets for our Southern Tour now live at chapotraphouse.com/live

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Greg

Love u chris

Sam Sal

im going lets go brandon mode

Mitch H.

Electrolytes it's what plants crave

Zach Pierce

Help me crowdfund my one man play. I’m doing 90 min as the butler of the Epstein Florida mansion. I’ve read the manual. I have the Boars Head Black Forest ham covered. Need money for the other stuff…

Zach Pierce

GOT OUT OF YOUR ELITE EAST COAST BUBBLE EH?

Jeff Martin

Christman for President of These United States

Zach Pierce

When I’m rushing on my run/ And I Feel like BRANDON’S son

Mitch H.

So crazy were still talking about let's go Brandon in 3 years

Brandon

Oh man this is a weird episode to watch while being named Brandon

Gary Alexander

If any of you would like to read a good recent history that isn't AmCon garbage I highly recommend "The Wars of Reconstruction" by Douglas Egerton. TLDR: The South continued the Civil War as a racial-political insurgency and won. Also worth checking out: "Year of Meteors" by the same author, about how Fire-eaters deliberately threw the 1860 election to do Slave Empire Accelerationism.

J P 3

After WWII, we expropriated large Japanese landholders as part of the military occupation in no small part because we recognized that breaking the remnants of feudal power were part of the project of remaking the society more in the image of the U.S. Even after the Civil War, there was expropriation of Native American tribes who had allied with the Confederacy. Why is it that the land of Native American tribes was viewed as fair game for expropriation, but not that of the southern planters? A guy like Alexander Stephens was "punished" so severely that he went from being the Vice President of the Confederacy back to the U.S. House of Representatives from 1873 until 1882. The American Conservative is something else. It is true, however, that the role of Liberal Republicans in undermining southern reconstruction is a subject that people don't talk enough about.

Andrew Carmichael

Matt needs to be doing the Foghorn Leghorn impressions from here-on-out.

Lochlyn

The mcu brandon verse

Isaac R.

Let us go, Brandon

john mccainus

i didn't realize middle schoolers know about patreon

antitoi

grays papaya is absolutely poggers

nadia

not totally sure but potentially scary art girl here. this episode was fucking epic let’s actually go brandon

J P 3

Richard White's "The Republic For Which It Stands: The United States during Reconstruction and the Gilded Age, 1865-1896" is really outstanding as well. He's a great storyteller. The narrative offers a broad overview of the social, economic, cultural, and political history of the era. It also puts the claims of "corruption" and reconstruction into perspective. Of course, Eric Foner's work is also excellent.

Juji Gatame

What the fuck is green yoghurt

Eric Rapp

If you guys need *anything* in New Orleans let me knoe.

BIG VIBES

McWhorter is the most self hating mother fudger I have ever read. he gleefully takes up the role of "the black guy that says what other blacks won't" when in reality he's just being wild racist 100% of the time. he got picked on in high school and took noble route of being a smug asshole.

Rusty Shackleford

Honest admission: the dumber and more absurd this show is, the more I enjoy it.

raychilldolezal

I was at a Blue Jackets game and people kept trying to get a “let’s go Brandon” going but it just turned into “let’s go jackets” from the dumb crowd 😡

Dean

Let’s go Brandon Wardell

Trout Mask Original

Before she was Helen Andrews, she was Helen Rittelmeyer and was most famous for this intramural slapfight among rightie nerds who are unemployable outside DC's subsidized conservative publication ecosystem (note that the moderator is Jonah Goldberg). https://youtu.be/EAITnMv1j8Q

Squeet Deedle

brandon got that gorilla grip bussy

B2B Commuter

Yessss. I was just coming here to post a link to this. She may be the best example of the “pause this and google an image of this person” bit that Will used to do that they’ve done in years.

parapraxis

Let's go! Brand On! Brain Off!

IHaveHemorrhoids

Shout-out my folks 4 years from now! Brandon is still alive and continuing his presidency in December '24. Chapo just accidentally predicted it

Fellow Worker

Lmao that is amazing. Elizabeth Warren went through the cloning machine too many times.

RealTalk

People who spent 4 years laughing at and repeating "Dumpf" love stating how they think "Lets go brandon" is the dumbest/unfunniest thing they ever heard and how they dont understand it. Ya not referring to chapo. Talking about late night show/reddit neoliberals

TugNuggins

John Kerry has entered the chat

Evan Scott

this clip is so fucking wild and really puts the reconstruction article in some context

K U

Chapo guys absolutely weren't laughing at "Drumpf", come on.

B2B Commuter

Rittelmeyer/Rittenhouse sex tape when?

Sam Zeng

Saying Du Bois was not a historian is so ridiculous. By every metric not only was he a historian but a very notable one at that. At no point did the article refute the arugments put forth by Du Bois. Conservative intellectualism is a joke.

Johnny B

If Reconstruction was so bad for the south, how does Helen account for Houston being the grills and SLAB’s capital of the world?

Isaac Jones

I dont think OP is referring to Chapo guys, hes definitely referring to John Oliver views here

Johnny B

Kristen Wiig’s character on the Lawrence Welk show lookin ass

Justin

Niagara Falls is in Niagara county

Aaron Cantor

lets go staten island! home of the way over the top lawn decorations.

叔叔六十四 (Uncle64)

Got tickets for Dallas. If yall have time I'd recommend going to Hutchins BBQ or Pecan Lodge BQQ for some good brisket and southern sides. Or I'd recommend Gloria's for some ballin carne asada and chocolate flan.

Jacob Johnson

Sorry, can’t talk right now. I’m getting Brandon in my rari.

Mr. Lobotomy

time traveling is really something

Renata Kerwood

My whole family wants me to watch Ted Lasso, but I don't want to before I figure out why I need to hate it (bc I need to hate everything my chapos hate), so can someone please explain why I should hate TL (why my chapos hate it)? Thanks!

Yacobum

I live in the midwest. I know 1 guy who dressed as Ted Lasso. His name is Brandon. He uses “let’s go Brandon” and he’s a trump supporter. Consider yourselves owned fully.

Dave C.

Let’s Go Brandon Never Broke Again

Greg Kindley

Does this mean Let's Go Brandon is still a thing in 2024?

Nobody

Biden should sell Let's Go Brandon merch honestly

Baron

Black Stephen Miller without the premature baldness

Ian Priest

Biden Sardukar being ceremonially anointed with the blood of unbelievers as a vocalist chants "Let's go Brandon" in a deep grinding throat-song

Frank

Let's go Chapo!!!

Alejandro Pepsi

A Let's go Brandon meet up at one of those plantation wedding rentals for your Southern tour?

TangiePower

Truly mind numbing opener followed by one of my favorite reading series in a long time. The ex-Confederates didn’t get treated harshly enough after the war.

Evelyn B

my dad has a lets go brandon flag outside his house and owns apple tv.

Torgeir Tannenwald

i MUst have time traveled 3 years into the future cant believe they still talk about Ted Lasso in 2024

Freakyfish45

PLEASE stop talking about lets go brandon

archipelago_go

haven’t seen it but it seems utterly devoid of irony or meanness, which makes it an automatic pass for me

etienne

[me who has a quadruple PhD in linguistics] actually, let's go brandon is cockney rhyming slang. In this essay I will

archipelago_go

Sometimes I think of Matt rambling in front of an auditorium full of undergrads before the College Police come take him away for actually telling them something useful instead of giving them “land of contrasts” pablum. BrandOn: apply directly to the frontal cortex

The Big Other Pod (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-17 02:00 "Let's Go USA!" was my main guidebook traveling around the US in 1992 as a tourist.
2021-12-14 19:04

Mark Schneider

Or black Martin Prince from The Simpsons? Gray Wolves, debate!!

Jared Wright

How did you just skip past Matt saying "I bet it was amazing" about SNL's latest skit? Is he no longer watching every show live? We need answers here people

Mark Schneider

The idea that Biden could "go" anywhere once the Adderall wears off is kind o' laughable.

orc

LETS GOOOOO!

Julia

I’m a linguistics student, we all make fun of McWhorter. You can’t really take someone seriously when they start writing bizarre opinion pieces in like the New Yorker. On the other hand with Chomsky, the general consensus now is that he has wacky ideas about linguistics (Universal Grammar) but good politics.

rctii

Somewhere there is a Guidebook Exec worried about his line of Guidebooks being misinterpreted as saying Fuck _insert country_.

Julia

I watched the first season with my grandma, it’s very… cute. Benign. Like a Hallmark movie but people are allowed to buy clothes at places other than L. L. Bean.

T

LEGO BRANDING!

Julie Baxter

Please come to San Antonio! I can't travel to fucking Austin because of my being the caregiver to nearly 90-year-old parents, and a 22-year-old cat.

Julie Baxter

Facilities here would also be much less expensive and more plentiful (especially with SXSW), and y'all could eat great Tex-Mex! C'mon Brandon, don't a snob.

Friend of Pangolin

I also have to say that these days San Antonio is a better city. Austin had it and lost it. It's too overdeveloped now.

momilli

Chapo merch store needs to make a B.R.A.N.D.O.N. shirt like the A$AP Mob

Hector Jaime

What’s worse, Let’s Go Brandon!, or Nevertheless She Persisted

Vincent Utah

Chumps haven’t even tried Aquavista.

etienne

I love the implication that Encyclopedia Britannica was too woke to be objective. Love to be an editor on They Deserved It And It Was Good: a history of famine in Bengal and get pulled to work on They Deserved It And It Was Good: a history of the reconstruction

Mitch H.

From the Atlantic: The case for Auschwitz.

Laurel

Great episode ahead of the southern tour. NC had a 1890’s populist party of poor white and blacks after Reconstruction. If you pour over the fine print at the Levine Museum of the New South in Charlotte you’ll find a small paragraph about their supposed brief but spectacular success. Wouldn’t that make a good hinge point episode? (Disclaimer- I haven’t listened to HP’s 3rd episode yet so maybe it’s touched upon!)

Michael

Dr. Howard Zinn lives today through Dr. Christman.

Snake man

Mr. Trap house you do not have the BALLS to come to Broward County Florida on your so called tour of the south………..

Dharma Michael Doyle

That picture of Nashville is not Nashville. That's Knoxville.

Munir hakim

Looking forward to Dallas and Houston dawg

Yup

Brandon, be the death of me Brandon, it's my wife and it's my life

burrito bronson

Yall gotta make sure to get barbeque in dallas

Pear Is A Patsy

Good on you boys we need to take the power back over the “B Word”

BethBow

All I know about that show is seeing a review saying “not hilarious but it doesn’t need to be” or something like that

Ross

Bring YKS out in Nashville you cowards

Reeves Peeler

Y’all joke about Let’s Go Brandoners being Patreon subscribers but I was helping a friend work on his dock recently (he’s an oyster farmer) and the commercial fisherman dude who rents the neighboring dock slip has Trump stickers plastered all over his boat and truck and was blasting Chapo from his boat all day while cleaning it

Null_null

Guys doing the show tomorrow?

Greg

Thank you both for the thoughtful history book picks. I also appreciate that in my feed it appears next to someone yelling “Penis!” Got all the bases covered here

Evan Scott

i kind of respect her bold decision to include a headshot on the site

etienne

cleaning you say? doesn't sound like something a greywolf would do

T

Now that's a beautiful boater!

etienne

anyways you should send Matt on Radio War Nerd to participate in their American Civil War series

Matt Crossin

back to basics - it’s great

Friend of Pangolin

Thank you, Kate. One of my favorite lines from 30 Rock. ;)

JM

Not sure about NC specifically but I think Matt touched on this in hell of presidents at one point

Hector Jaime

Dallas bbq is the best. Skip Austin; once Musk and Rogan moved there it’s 👎

Hector Jaime

Nevertheless Brandon Persisited

Paul Dygert

The fact yal are doing a show in Nashville but not Memphis is lame af mane

Ryan Gullage

Here’s to the Common Sense Histories of Yesterday, and the beautiful time travellers from Labor Day. Thank you, Joe Biden.

Martin Ross

Zero people will see this, that’s fine- but wtf is up with the Aquafina slander? Admittedly I’m from the part of the country being made fun of here, but I legitimately had no idea New York and LA elites took some sort of issue with the water bottles you buy at the gas station. It was just the most bizarre thing in the world to me. Who on earth has a preference about bottled water based on taste? I could understand if you had a problem with business practices, in which case Figi is disgusting, but in terms of taste, what kinds of “Princess and the Pea” pallets could anyone possibly have where they get picky and regional about the taste of water?

krumping4

I drink bottled water maybe once or twice a year but aquafina is the only one I found memorably bad

Candido Gonzalez

I have an extra ticket to the warsaw show tonight. Message me

Devin Mullen

I got covid yall hmu for a Warsaw ticket srsly fuck my life I wanted to go so bad

Paul T

Anybody in NYC want chapo tickets for Tn? Can’t make it

Michael Fishman

I have two extra Warsaw BK tix for tonight. if someone wants to buy hmu

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

l don't actually have twitter... my spambait email is arthermurphy[at]gmail.com. ping me there and l'll pass them that way?

JM

Emailed you

Dirk

John McWhorter is a total Carlton, but his book on woke anti-racism is worth a read.

Dirk

McWhorter’s response to “White Fragility” in the Atlantic was on of the best tear downs though.

Dirk

Hard disagree. Yes, he’s a Carlton, but most black guys think Robin DiAngelo is stupid, he just says it like a nerd. Doesn’t make the man a self-hating anything.

Chrisrbeall

I’ve also got 2 Warsaw tickets for tonight, which i can’t make. It’s short notice, but if anybody wants them let me know

Johnny B

It's the "safest" show I've ever seen .

Jenny K

Plz cum to Austin

Hector Jaime

Hmm. That might be an interesting reading series given chapo’s great takedown of White Fragility a while ago. Bring back Amber for that one.

Scot Forsythe

Everyone knows memes are the DNA of the soul

Scot Forsythe

Thats how i felt after the gay Michael Douglas Cum Town episode lol

Raymond Brown

Shout out to a local Berkshire county hero, Dubois is the man.

Bryan aka Pera

There's a kid outside right now riding his bike around the neighborhood! Does this kid not go to school?? The fuck is going on out there?

runkelars 419

it is friday where the fuck is my pod

Ross

Pointing at my empty bucket and scowling rn

etienne

passive agressively oinking

Bobby Volcano

Have come back to this one a few times just to hear the term "milk sludge" in context nice one Will

Donald

As a big fan of Velvet Underground, I really appreciate all the references this episode.

Warbs

I just learned I am in Brandon country. I saw a guy carrying an infant in 38 degrees and rain whilst carrying an 8 pack of blue Gatorade