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Our live show at Warsaw in Brooklyn on 12/16/21.

Hey, check it out: Zapata hats are back in stock at shop.chapotraphouse.com

And tickets for our Southern tour are on sale over at chapotraphouse.com/live

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Travis

Late

IHaveHemorrhoids

That's probably a better, more efficient chant lol. Someone needs to get that going at one of the shows

dead loser

Awesome Thanks! This is just like being at Warsaw, which is only a few blocks away from me, except i won't get infected with Covid.

T

I have covid 🤒🤢🥵

Connor Francis

I have an 8 1/4 head so I can't rep my favorite oil company

Nathan

and you paid to listen to it too

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32 secs before a dune reference. New record

Omar Ghannam

We have sweets gifts holidays, cash gift holidays, meat gift holidays. The fuck you talking about Islam not having gift holidays.

Sean Crawford

Oh shit wasn't that the same venue as the last Bomb the Music Industry! show?

Kevin Hickey

I wonder if this will be as bad of a super-spreader event as last week’s LCD Soundsystem show at bk steel…

Yeahman

I was worried about Trump getting re-elected until Matt seemed so sure of it

Jeff Martin

I usually just get socks or some shit anyway on Christmas

Alex

Dirtbag surge let’s go

Andrew Conrad

This crowd sucked . Seemed like your typical twitter libtard millennials who unironically want Mayor Pete to win .

Derp

That NYT article is how I found out about Chapo. Now, this is one of my favorite podcasts. Not only was the article on the front page, above the fold, but it was also the Sunday edition which reaches a much larger audience than the weekday papers. I wonder how many other people started listening to this because of that article.

Isaac Jones

The drunker Matt sounds within the first minute of the show, the better the ep will be. This is a statistical fact

Isaac Jones

Chad Buffalo vs Virgin Brooklyn, book it

James Burkeen

It’s been so long I thought they were chanting about the musical artist Poppy

Bilbo

4. chair breaking Matt - never forget

October

Sure like to see some women's T-shirts in the shop...

H k

I AM UNSUBSCRIBING AND BLOCKING ALL OF YOU ON TWITTER I WILL NOT STAND FOR PIT BULL SLANDER I DEMAND AN APOLOGY TO ALL PITBULLS THAT HAVE NOT RECENTLY KILLED

BaeOfPigs

Somehow I already forgot about AOC doing that thing where congress had a slam poetry night to talk about how terrified they were on Jan. 6th, jesus that’s so embarrassing

pdschmidty

Sign Oliver Platt up for the J.B. Pritzker biopic immediately!!!

Null_null

Gout Matt also lmao

cwen

Gay

Dyyyyylan

Least hot crowd I’ve ever been in

Mitch H.

Pitbull crush video

etienne

what about Matt sleeping on the stage at the Streetfight live show

Will

Oh man. I haven't heard about "spoons" in years.

Will

Damn, and I just lost the game

Noms Chompski

Sooooo... some of that, uh... game theory coming up?

David Power

Anyone else tuning into AmericaFest today?

Michael Davies

Once The Daughter’s Meatballs gets made, can we get the Range 15 crew to review it?

James Blackmon

We're forgetting that Abbott can't run

Jesse DeStasio

Fantastic show to attend. Thanks to the dry boys.

Zaq

Nobody's seen The Details huh?

Stormy_Ramone

I don't have the link but Qanon Anonymous's pod on Jim Caviezel is unsane. Possibly the dumbest man alive and the perfect actor to play one of the Cuomos. I'm thinking more like "the Krays", the original movie with the Spandau Ballet guys (hard to find, but definitely worth considering for Chapo cannon) not the recent one with c.g. Tom Hardy's.

Chris W

What was that song played at intermission? It sounded cool!

Nobody

9/11 doesn't count

Stormy_Ramone

"We'll eat dinner once Andrew WASHES HIS HANDS! WASH YOUR HANDS, Andrew!" "STOP IT"

Jenny K

Im going to assume you were just joking about pitbulls because if you werent you are propagating a false narrative about the breed that leads to good sweet dogs being dumped at shelters and euthanized.

Kevin Hickey

They’re bad dogs and should be raptured to the upstate farm in the sky.

TugNuggins

Hollow man reference! I mean pete really is the post Obama liberal anxiety tulpa. And he became vapour as soon as he was not needed.

T

Cringe points! Where’s ma cringe points

Andrew Bates

I love how they just really let Felix be out on this one, totally off the leash. They should do that more.

Michael

The fact that there are still American leftists cheering for AOC is such a fucking bummer. We're all gonna fucking die and we deserve it

William Beamish

not a joke; I was eaten by a pitbull as a baby

Jenny K

Oh wow now I feel bad. Sorry you got eaten brother <3

The Beak TM

Great live show. You can feel the energy in the room

T

Pitbulls are an important part of the ecosystem. They keep invasive species (humans, toy breeds) under control.

Nobody

She's better than the alternative but she isn't a savior either and people should understand that

Blake Patraw

FUCK YES I GOT THE HAT THIS TIME THANK U BOYS

Blake Patraw

apparently not, i did tho, or maybe they actually did a good sized run this time

Blake Patraw

your ratio is being ironic (u lil bitch)

Michael

AOC is not "better than the alternative" CJ lmao

etienne

Joseph "Aleister" Crowley was literally a better socialist politician for the people than Alexandra AOC Cortez

etienne

the sound board is elevating this entertainment product into something transcendental

Nobody

Than Crowley? Come on. Stop putting your hope into members of the house of representatives who have been there for 3 years.

Dyyyyylan

Did some of the spicy covid stuff get edited out?

Chris Ryan

Agreed. Probably a song we should know, like this heat or liquid liquid or something

Chris Ryan

Dude lolol you are making the point by being the exact person he was talking about. How does it feel to be the reason that we all deserve to die?

J P 3

Crowley was slated to take Pelosi's place as party leader in the House. Instead he's working for one of DC's biggest corporate lobbying firms. AOC is much better in terms of policy, but she and the other "Squad" members are just a handful of junior House members. The system sucks and it will either eject, break, or marginalize members like AOC who win office without ties to party machinery or the kind of corporate lobbies that run the Congress. The fact she and the other squad members faced very well-financed primary and general election challengers in safe Dem districts says something. That wasn't the case for most freshman members of Congress who won seats in 2018 with the blessing of party leaders.

Jocelyn

U a baby or smth? Oc we're all gonna die

Jenny K

yeah its pretty cringe.

Dustin

So, when is this movie coming out? I would watch it, and it’s sequels at least once a year. There will be a glorious marathon with my closest friends. Some people do Star Wars or Lord of the Rings marathons once a year. I will be doing one The Daughter’s Meatballs Cinematic Universe once a year.

Noah Mickens

I can't decide if I go for this live show format or not. Something is missing.

etienne

trying to get a "send matt on radio war nerd to participate in their american civil war series" chant going in 7/8 time signature and getting expelled from the function

Julie Baxter

Keep thinking about "Without the Crucifixion, there wouldn't be Christmas."

mary lyons

Please!$!!!!!!! Add another Nashville show

mary lyons

With the trillbillies

Brandon

Lmao Bernie is one year older than Biden. That being said he’s the only person fit to lead this shithole

Tim Bednar

omg what is that closing song? Is that Kid Rock? ...Kid Rock trying really hard to bring RATM energy?

Sludge World

the first half rules, more natural

Conor O'Neil

Jen Rubin’s character sounds like Barry Keoghan in The Killing of a Sacred Deer, which also has an incredible spaghetti scene

Ozzie

Merry Hatmas to me

Grant

the Wikipedia page for Don Jr’s ex-wife, Vanessa Trump is lolworthy. Found it after going down a Gavin Newsome Wikipedia dive . I did not know she was previously dating a Saudi prince or that Don Jr got her engagement ring for free by proposing as a publicity stunt.

Dk .

What in the hell is a Moud Deeb, Will?

Vincent Utah

Matt’s laugh in that table read has guaranteed 1000 years of darkness. God have mercy on our souls!

Chetzmom

...or AOC. At least Pete is a cold-hearted CIA-bot. AOC is Pelosi-in-training. The last good thing she did was the video of her dancing on a roof-top. It's been all downhill fromthere.

Chetzmom

She isn't better than the alternative OR a savior ~ she's Pelosi's #1 Fav rimlicker. AOC has ZERO spine. She makes Biden look solid & trustworthy. Oh, and she's NEITHER a Socialist or a Leftist. She's a solid Democrat Tool & Twitter Celeb.

Mac Doherty

please more jokes where the punch line is something other than gay stuff