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591 - Rise of the Unblooded: Curse of the Mad King Job, Part 2 (1/6/22) (Patreon)

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2022-01-07 02:00:03
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2026-06

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Part 2 of our fantasy adventure series in the world of Dungeons & Dragons. After the tragic death of Mikaeus Lynndal, the boys venture into the Cheshire Woods and the Catacomb lair of the Rat King.

Guided by DM Patches (@senator_gun)

Written by DM Patches & Jack Walden (@meanunclejack)

Additional voices by Branson Reese (@bransonreese)

Series art by Artyom Trakhanov (@vor_bokor)

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cwen

👇

Teleseen

Sullying 1/6

Hugo

First 😎

Ozzie

Fuck yes

Thom

RAT MODE

Ben Burke

Hey y'all do you know when we might get an update on the Austin show? would love to come see y'all

etienne

I think it's perfectly fine that you guys are trying other stuff and going back to the roots but I can not stand any of the RPG eps. They're at best somewhat entertaining.

Desmond Lyons

Kinda sad that in the past Virgil Texas would have been dm, guess he’s gone

testytesttest

I love the D&D episodes. I also don't have an anime pfp so my opinion counts more

etienne

yeah totally, I just felt like venting about probably the only chapo side project that I dislike overall

Basil

Oh fuck off

JD Peery

Branson Reese? Fuck yeah. Go listen to rude tales of magic if you like D&D live play

Finn

Love the D&D eps. Great work, boys!

pq

Corncob!!!

Alex “WORLDWIDE” Kellar

Damn, you guys were talking about fog right after I blasted some fog as Bowser Jr in Mario Golf Super Rush, that’s what’s up

nick schultz

can't you space these out over several years?

Thom

got hints of Mike Mignola

William

Can some-goddam-body explain to me why the fuckity fuck these shit taters are posting this garbage on the anniversary of FASCISM in America instead of doing a deep dive into the latest findings of committee on investigating the orange revolution??!?

Bilbo

They cant keep getting away with this.

Isaac Jones

My Zapata Oil hat arrived today so we better be following this ep with uh how about Poppy part 3???

Shake zula

It's January 6th not play D&D day I am disappointed....

Tim Bednar

Fuck the haters these episodes are amazing

Evan

Not my bag of tea either, but they dropped a banger on Monday.. what do yall expect?

Greg

It took me a minute to get into, but now I love these!

etienne

usually the time when I really love a thing and the comment section pans it is the movie eps, which are stellar (save for the one about World of Warcraft, possibly the worst individual ep on the feeds)

William Evans

Idk how many of these y’all are planning on doing but I may duck out of the Patreon for a while. No hard feelings, love you guys, I’m just not into listening to D&D at all. ✌🏻

Ger Dempsey

Block out the haters, what better way to commemorate fascism in America than playing an alt right influenced DND campaign.

cwen

Please remember to get every booster fellas

Arjun Jayaraman

List of music used? I thought the piece was Paul Dukas, then Mussorgsky, then Grieg, then I was searching woodwind quartets…I know it’s something obvious but I’m a dumb dumb that can’t place the piece at around the 3” mark.

A C

ChapoO today. ChappO tommrow. ChapoO FooooEvvaa! You guys are the best love this shit

Dick Van Sexel

So this is great and i think it proves that the crew has the chops to carry a metal gear solid riff for at least an episode.

Andrew MacCallum

Love these episodes but why is Matt even on them? He obviously has no interest compared to the others

Patrick Burke

Excellent! this will pair well with my staying home during the snowstorm to smoke weed and play Witcher.

Oatmeal

Patches is yet again the podcast world’s 6th man of the year, putting up 25 points off the bench every time he checks in. True team player

Oatmeal

Super cool, thanks for sharing. Can I suck you off?

T

Small versions of the Philadelphia Flyers mascot, but with the personality of leftist Twitter reply guys.

William

Dude they're you

T

Chris said that there are 4 parts, and that the last 2 parts are probably going to be released in March. I don't think January or February are going to have any D&D episodes.

T

Dunno, I think he's playing his character 100% correctly and the result is beautiful. Plus he's probably high as shit.

T

Coming to terms with the fact that Matt is literally a gamer.

Jacob

Not a fan of these ones

Jacob

Oh great there’s two

Taz

Complaining about these episodes is so dumb

BL

Who is so joyless that they can't get into these? I don't even do tabletop games but these eps are hilarious. At the very least why complain? They obviously put a lot of work into these creative pieces, are they supposed to cater to you specifically every week? Jfc.

Cow Love

Ship this to the library of congress

Ian Priest

He died of diarrhea, RIP Virgil

Ian Priest

Because we are hogs who DEMAND our TREATS

BaeOfPigs

Thank you for your bravery in speaking truth to power ✊

Fellow Worker

People that bitch about these are dumb little fucks. The Dunwitch Horror eps with Virgil and these new DnD episodes are some of the very best Chapo. The amount of work and skill that goes into writing, planning and editing audio like this shows in the quality of the episodes. The new DM is great too.

Noah Mickens

Not in a million years will i listen to people playing Dungeons and Dragons.

Nick Cole

Chapo should just be this from now on

Nick Cole

You're missing out dude these have been 2 of their best eps

Drew

This fucking rulessssssss

Drew

fuck the haters keep em coming

Noah Mickens

Like Twitch without the visuals. I'll skip it.

Obelisk the Tormentor

Gave this one a shot too to see if I’m missing something. But god damn this is like a fuckin friendship-simulator. How do you sit alone and listen to people you don’t know playing a board game and not fucking top yourself?

Null_null

TBF you have to have a very high iq to understand the DND episodes.

Wade

Lame af

miltonic

Yo this episode was fucking awesome

Toby

I’d pay for another sub of just this.

Conor

The game is just a creative structure for jokes. Hope this helps

Mark

Don’t listen to the haters, these episodes rock. Keep doing them

andrew

Excellent stuff right here.

drunk cig

god damn this is a good series

A___Stick

The series poster RULES. Good job @vor_bokor

Ben Thelen

Very sporting of some of the characters from the ep to show up in the comments

Meatwad Cosby

We’re aaaallll tryin to find the guy who did this.

Michael Barbarich

Was a little sad when Virgil fucked off because it meant no more of my favorite dork-flavored slop. This scratches that itch.

Walker Gee

The lore/world building on these is deeper than a lot of real fantasy haha

Sean

I luh dis shit

Shiv

controversial opinion - love these. adding to my list of favorite listening scrolls

Bobby Volcano

Going to reiterate that the graphic would be a good wall scroll 📜

weedworf

For like a full minutr i thought the ronald reagan voice was supposed to be kiff from futurama lol

Chris

Matt should have had advantage on his attack against Huma because of Wulfwill's guiding bolt. Literally shaking rn

Jonathan McClintock

@vor_bokor tell me there's a graphic of the rat king, Huma, the gritties, et al!!

etienne

okay the gritties were funny but I fell like I could have been dunked on in a more relentless and devastating manner

Mauve_Avenger

Superb throughout. Hunter singing "Santeria" while hitting a crack pipe was the cherry on top

Arvid

I've never been into rpg's but this is hilarious and awesome in all ways. Love the sound fx! 😎👍

Ian Priest

Actually I listen to this in a big bed with my polycule. We are all very impressed by how above this you are.

alan clay

This shit was stupid as fuck

Cool and Normal

this shit's great, and honestly, despite this obviously being a comedic campaign, the description of the Rat King's appearance and attacks was kinda fucking fantastically done. unironically a horrific and memorable villain

etienne

im so fucking corncobbed right now

Bryan Jennings

Will's increasingly extravagant fake pagan/anti-modernist beliefs were always funny but making the Salo reference right before the Pete fight was one of the best inside joke call-outs so far. Also really love how into the group's bullshit the DM is. Masterful work all around.

Constance

More of this please.

Sean

Big Boris 6 with the Havana ray. Oh my god I'm dying

etienne

will always gives it one thousand percent on the DnD eps and he honestly? huge respect

Anthony DiRisio

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life

Bob Jameson

This is too much fun. The cow pie dab🤣

Warbs

Internalize the guilt of the contradictions of managing empire!

James Heidecker

Are we just going to pretend that the DM is not just Virgil slightly sped up??

Son of El Topo

Can't believe I didn't predict who the rat king was

orc

Are the gritties supposed to be us?

etienne

no they represent some *other* type of annoying online reply guy memelords that are wholly dissimilar from you

Trebor

I generally dig this but feel a little lost, what did the woods represent?

Michael J Sandbothe

I must be one of the minority without a strong opinion on this.

Vincent Utah

Yeeeeah I probably need to rethink my life’s choices after this one.

Poppy Chulo

I was slightly amused but I prefer the substantive episodes to the RPG stuff.

Evan Moses

Probably useless but since I pay for this I figure why not…this dungeons shit is not for me, and I’ve been skipping these episodes. More media analysis and what not please

Christian Martinez

I'm having fun with these episodes, which has me laughing on my awful long work commute out in the California desert

SwagMasta420

The DM does the podcast about list dnd episodes, this is nothing compared to the bullshit those guys do

Dylan Tonkin

More D&D please. Did anyone else’s audio stop near the end? Missed the last 15min of both parts…

Jake Zydek

the crank on WULF WIL's book was a nice little easter egg

Conner Rockett

This shit had me giggling in the laundromat

Jake Zydek

Magitek? Evil train fight in the haunted woods? Someone has been studying their Final Fantasy 6.

Drew

This is so dope

Stan Refermat

I was thinking the same thing. I couldn’t wait to hear their takes a year later and hear them roasting Pelosi on having Hamilton perform in Congress

bruce

Do you have a Twitter account where you have a funny avatar and constantly fail to riff with the chapo guys to the point that it effects you emotionally

Jessica Rios

I’m with you. This isn’t NYU theatre class. I’m paying for this shit. Stop with the dumbass skits. They truly aren’t funny or entertaining at all to me.

Vincent

The old roleplay episodes were funny. By the end of this part 2 it sounded like the guys were barely having fun playing it. totally missed what made the previous episodes fun.

Dom Servo

Congrats you somehow are more of a nerd than people who are into dnd

CS

i try to listen to these but never finish them because they are that forgettable.

SF

These eps rule and I hope you do more of them.

Bryan aka Pera

For the love of God, you fools! Let me run Delta Green for you!

Nut

More.

John Baker

I couldn’t have liked this more

Jack Rutledge Goembel

yeah, don't understand why folks would complain. normal episodes are just them reading an article and recapping something that happened on twitter, you can just do it in your head

adrianna salazar

How dare you get me addicted without a steady supply. The people demand more! (Please)