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592 - The Beard (1/10/22) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-01-11 04:19:30
Imported:
2026-06

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Sorry had to do a quick repost to correct an audio error.

The western media conceals the truth of the Newsome Regime…drinking piss and cum to cure covid…Obama razes parks to build library…and two dipshits try to out-yokel each other in Ohio.

Tickets for our Southern tour are on sale over at chapotraphouse.com/live

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Jeff Martin

The Beard is the CIA's name for Matt Christman and his excellent mane

Hunter

Ty Chris

Isaac Jones

I'm gonna repost my comment because I thought it was a good one hold up

Satcomdaemon

oh now you're fixing audio errors? and you call yourselves a podcast? smdh...

Isaac Jones

"drinking cum and piss? I might have to actually listen to this one instead of commenting and complaining about what I think the episode is about"

Hunter

Fuck Bama

Jeff Martin

Machido was fun to watch fight. He would dodge the other dudes constantly

Mike Kirschner

We all know what the audio issue was 😂

T

I listened to the original version of the episode. You did the right thing by editing out his Chinese name.

Brendan Garcia

Pennsylvania is shaped liked Turkey!

Baron

Advocating for cum-based health solutions? Damn, I didn’t know Ian Fidance was on the mic!

greg

Maddow Trap House givin epic dunks on the antivax

Zach Pierce

IF YOU DO want to Drink your friend’s urine, you have to drink it straight from the source to make sure it is pure. So get used to pulling those pants down guys. Healthcare for all!

Kijx

So sick of hearing the term “judeo Christian values” like that’s not a real fucking thing

Zach Pierce

I guess in a few short months the anti-vaxxing MAGATS will be resorting to cutting up nice brown dookie logs with a fork and knife Seinfeld style

Zach Pierce

Are you guys even AWARE at how poorly the peckers are treated at factory piss farms? They skin them and shock them to get extra yield. It’s abominable.

Jonathan G

Could you guys please make a decision on the Austin date? My landlord needs to know what nights my parking space will be open a couple months in advance.

Scuttlebutt McNettle

Sitting here like a heathen listening to Chapo from two years ago when BOOM, new Chapo drops. Call me a happy piggy.

Yeahman

Damn Felix really had to throw shade on sada baby like that

Greg

What's with the music at 7:54?

Olen Koira

too early to hear about drinking they/them cum

J P 3

It's Radiohead "Karma Police".

Michael Coutts

The deceased leader of the Love Will Win cult turned blue from colloidal silver.

drewb

Something which bothers me about Baby Vance and Primitive Rod is how they treat religions like lifestyle brands to be swapped at will, instead of something you have a deep-seated faith in and actually stick with. Even speaking as a devout heathen, that doesn't seem right

Nobody

Absolutely hilarious how Glenn Greenwald believes Vance's bullshit. "Right on culture and left on politics" sounds like Fascism to me, but a lamer version. Health care maybe, but just for white people. Attacking "big tech" but only to help Right wing psychos

Dylan Wintersteen

The deep-state made them edit out the true name of god

helvetica.hottie

Plot twist, it's only girl cum. You have to learn how to eat pussy good enough to make a girl cum to cure covid. Good luck fellas.

T

People have been switching religions willynilly for a long time (whenever they saw a new pamplet or wanted to get divorced), but those people at least consistently believed in god their whole lives. I don't think Rod or J.D. have ever actually believed in god. Rod and J.D.'s conversions are almost a return to tradition, though. They're like the conversions of early 20th century closeted/incel poets.

Ozzie

Felix rocks out to Boygenius

TangiePower

Josh Mandel sent a letter congratulating me on getting Eagle Scout over a decade ago, back when he was undersecretary of state or some shit. Point is, he’s been doing cornpone retail politics for a long, long time. Mandel has attended to the state fair every year, I’m sure. It’s interesting but not surprising to see his long-game pay off. That’s how politics has traditionally done, anyway. LBJ, when still climbing the rungs in Texas politics, was obsessive about responding to every letter received in an office he ran. He’d do anything to help a veteran in his district access benefits in DC, back when people used to write to their congressmen for help with that kinda stuff, because he understood the value of those kind of constituency-building handshake politics.

Ben L

Matt said Parka instead of Poncho FOH

Vincent Utah

Goddamnit. As if HRT wasn’t a pain in the ass to get already.

Zarathushtra

Why did Felix move to LA too?

orc

ok jewish dennis miller

W

Conflation of Mehmet the Conqueror and Suleiman the Magnificent shall not stand

Hector Jaime

Woo hoo! Another episode making fun of alternative medicine and anti vaxx garbage so the Orthodox Lib Haters get all pissed off again.

Will McCauley

Can’t believe there’s actually a place in Ohio called Stupidville

Andy Cameron

Mandel is just as fake as Vance, even down to the career-padding military service, he's just better at playing the game. Before Trump he played the straight-laced guy, and now he's playing the "fuck your feelings" guy. One of his old colleagues from the Lyndhurst city council called him "inadequate as a human being"

Jake Erickson

who is this cathy molecule character that they keep talking about?

Nathan

I think it's kathy hochul, governor of new york.

Sheep

On reflection about the reign of governor newsom, I’m proud to say “California Über Alles”. And may his thousand year reich reign glorious.

Scot Forsythe

Lol stfu Felix you Millenials don’t understand based Carhart swag

dddilettante

as a female chapo listener I really felt seen by the lucy dacus phoebe bridgers bit

Max Headroom

I started at 19:20 and holy shit, best Chapo Trap ever!!!

Mitch H.

I mean w.e they're both Serbs.

TzzZach

Felix too scared to say Tyga’s name had to say “a rapper who joined the bloods at 23” want not smoke

Shiv

ditto

aida beats

are anti vaxxer 50 year old men going to become bbw pawgs by taking testosterone-blocking meds

pepto_azymuth

Jds face looks like outlaws generation

Logan

I dunno it seems like everyone is having fun in here

Logan

Hey what's with that Glenn Greenwald guy?

etienne

funny when people make a big deal of someone growing a 3 milimeter beard. The simple fact is that barely anyone cares about shaving daily anymore. A clean shave is now a cultural signifier for ... something.

Gulb

I don't think it's gay for a dude to blow another dude for medicinal purposes.

Cosmetics with Kiki

Deeply upset that all the live shows near me are sold out. Heck

Andrew Locke

Just FYI urine has been a hormone treatment for trans people in the past too! In medieval Europe they discovered horse piss has enough hormones to be therapeutic.

Bryan aka Pera

That neighbor kid is back outside riding his bike again! Dude, it's 11am! Don't you go to school?

Greg

Oh, ha, I get it

Lilith

The medical rational for drinking your urine (which has been a medical treatment for thousands of years) is because your morning urine contains melatonin, which is very very very good for you and significantly helpful in fighting off covid. However, as drinking your urine is also pretty gross, you can always just go to the chemist and get some melatonin. Take it at night, as it makes you sleepy/helps you sleep.

Lilith

Another thing, for your info guys, Dr Pierre Kory, who is now adding antiandrogen therapy to his covid treatment regime is also the doctor who discovered/pioneered the use of corticosteroids in ICU patients reducing the ICU mortality rate by 50-75%, a pretty worthwhile contribution, unlike anything that you have made, and a lot better informed and at least as worthy of a sympathetic hearing as your extremely burnt out nursing friend (who also has a bad case of mass formation hypnosis). The medical rational for antiandrogen therapy for male covid patients is I imagine something to do with the fact that back in the early day's when everyone was super aware that men were dying of covid at 3 or 4 times the rate of women it was hypothesized that the cause of the difference was androgens ie male sex hormones. I haven't kept up on the research around this, and you clearly haven't either, but it's a good thing for you boys that Pierre Kory has.

Titivilis

Is that you, Pierre?

Sammi

You’re pretty mad about this

Matt LS

Huge if true

Poppy Chulo

Drinking urine does not fight covid. Melatonin which you can buy over the counter does nothing against a respiratory virus like corona. Melatonin may help with thrombosis and patients who have diabetes concurrent with Covid-19 but even that is not considered a definite at this point. Even then doctors won't be dumping piss down someones throat. Stop it.

Valerie

All I got from this rant was that growing tits protects you from covid, and honestly, I'm all for it.

Weedcat

Its going to be so damn funny if Mandel beats JD Vance in the primary

Zarathushtra

I wish you the best of luck!

Rojojojo

NYC condemned his place for MRSA outbreaks.

justdave

This is craziness. Do not drink your urine, or wash your face with it, or try to make gunpowder. Viruses, covid included is passed through urin

justdave

I shave, my land lord said I looked like a 'Greek god' the other day, haha it all 'combs' around