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593 - Liberal Drill Team (1/13/2022) (Patreon)

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2022-01-14 00:20:17
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2026-06

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The boys discuss a case of road rage in Florida and Thomas Friedmans highly regarded column about a Biden-Cheney unity ticket.

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Cody

long live the liberal driller

Elijah

Where is this hero?

Goonba

His back god thank the goonlord

Reece Coren

I would commit unspeakable acts for a Luigi liberal driller 2028 ticket

Reece Coren

sorry liz cheney, the blow your mind israeli fusion turned out to be reserved for charlie kirk

Matelda

Damn that's a finely-aged article by Thomas Friedman. That's your $10k bottle of wine but for articles

Matelda

And we had a Harris Cheney ticket

Stan Refermat

we live in the worst timeline mates

Gordon Schmidt

90% of Prius drivers know how to perform the Mozambique Drill perfectly, every time

tyler

first

Nolan

POV: It’s me, in the booth at Texas Roadhouse. I’m wearing a corona extra branded polo shirt tucked into my dress shorts, and a Dale sr #3 cap. I motion for you to come over, you get to the table and can smell the cinnamon butter the waitress has just brought over. I signal for you to lean in, you can feel my warm breath on your ear as I whisper “Let’s go Brandon.”

Kevin Miller

What about Liberal Tip Drill team and it’s Ezra Klein getting cancelled for swiping a credit down a girl’s ass crack.

Steve Bunnell

Seagal voice: Coexist? Try...NO-exist!

HeyB00B00

Smokin dey dead ass. Why tf he aint shoot his heat

Woke Batou

Extremely here for this

HeyB00B00

Free pooh shiesty

Kamran Husain

since he got murked by a prius does that make him carbon neutral ?

A

I wonder how many times Felix will say that Kamala is the weirdest lady at your job. It’s funny but god damn

Jon

Matt snores at night. Just listen for it.

Nobody

Excited for more of these road rage incidents when the supreme court ends all gun regulation. I just hope I run into certain lawmakers

Nobody

Not contributing to a different podcast

Andrew Cross

I want him to say Elien again

Sinkpiss

Rollin' (Broad National Unity Vehicle)

Ozzie

Liberal Driller 2024

TugNuggins

Hmm this ep didnt slap as much

Matt James Rich

I will skip on the Biden-Cheney unity ticket, and instead opt for having Dick Cheney run the EU.

jay alan

that clip at the beginning is cursed lol

etienne

slap my nuts

Ben Zaretsky

Amazing episode. Just do this be funny like you were tonight always. Five out of five malarkey’s #letsgochapo

Ben Zaretsky

Also funny thing on Liz Cheney - I went to her website months ago to donate because I wanted to show appreciation and there was a big “help LC stop Nancy Pelosis radical socialist agenda.” So fuck that I didn’t donate, months later I went back - the pelosi slam was gone. I donated - I think they figured out libs like me were going to her site and took the Pelosi slam down - that or she’s okay with socialism. Cheney-Cheney 2024 then an all Cheney cabinet

Sean

Makes him compost

Ron Kooby

Felix stop buying watermelon soda and buy a pop screen

Alex Gullen

This would be so much better to listen to if you could remedy the speech tick and refrain with all the ‘likes’.

Jessica Rios

Right? At least I’m old and had some good timeline. Maybe it’s worse for me though because I have a point of reference for the good times and it makes these times even worse.

Jessica Rios

I agree. I love these episodes the best. I also love when Will reads articles like the JD Vance one and they just roast the author/subject. Those are 🤌🏼

Jack

chapo is best in most important election of our lives szn

Hudson

You are so the kind of guy they want listening to their show, I'm sure they'll like get right on it lmao

Jessica Rios

Like? Like, why do you like even like pay for the like Patreon, my dude? Have you ever listened to their podcast before? That’s their style.

Raaid Chaudry

The Liberal Driller def plays Tracer in Overwatch.

2horses

I love when Felix repeats jokes at the beginning of an episode

Andrew Cross

need some dynamic range compression fr

Juji Gatame

Luago Arms Alien is hot shit tbf, probably wouldn't have saved him from the Prius samurai though

Shake zula

idk why I did it but I slapped my own for you

Kate Baldwin

I'm in Houston and there are so many road rage killings you can't even honk or flick people off anymore. Hard times

Shake zula

On his way to beat traffic? Sounds like traffic......beat him 😎

BaeOfPigs

6 minutes in and we’ve got Felix doing a spoken word jazz king von parody, going to be a good one!

McNuggie

I can’t believe Mr. BMW missed with a laser scope.

Starcult

What tune is that in the outro?

Chetzmom

The Dems dragging around Biden's Adderall-jacked carcass, yelling about their Voting Rights bill, means they're really worried... about third parties. The Voting Rights bill makes it almost impossible for 3rd parties to gain ground. - Threshold for 3rd party candidate to get matching funds is raised from $5k in 20 states, to $25k. - Raises the amount National party can give to a candidate from $5k to $100 MILLION. -Eliminates the block grants to prez candidates who received 5% of the vote in the previous election. So, effectively says, don't vote third party, cuz there's no point in building a base. The Voting Bill is to PROTECT DEMS & REPUBS. It has next to nothing to do with an individual's right to vote for anyone other than the corrupt ONE Party. Btw, Dems are just as much Authoritarian Fascists as Repubs. They just stab you in the back while hiding behind a rainbow flag & BLM sticker.

Peter

Liz just put Mr Friedman on the spreadsheet

etienne

and you laugh when they say that an armed society is a polite society

etienne

mf literally called Gullen lol. Go back to your compound in Colorado or the real greywolves are gonna find you and bring you back to Türkiye!

etienne

[808 beat w/ horror movie sample] A .44 bullet shell took my n life Triggers pulled by some young n on that white He used to fuck with them boys on the weed tip They found my n dead, face down in a ditch I saw that shit on the news just the other day I ain't for singing no blues, I'mma make 'em pay I know them bitches, they be hanging at the Shake Junt I catch 'em slipping, coming out and commence to pump Been led, leave 'em dead on the fucking scene Throw them out in a steamer, make the getaway clean I made a block then I switched to the other ride I'm still in shock cause I just did a homicide I executed me some punks that deserved it They had a warrant for they death, so I served it

Flesh Colored Subaru

Extremely chapo fanbase that no one knows the outro song lmao

Adam Bojak

Idiocy from Friedman. Imagine spending 18 months building a Democrat/Liz Cheney coalition, winning elections by a few thousand votes, then a bunch of mouth-breathing GOP secretaries of state simply refuse to count the votes. Moronic.

Ryan Lazarus

can't believe agent 47 is the liberal driller

Oatmeal

Felix is in his fucking bag on this one

B2B Commuter

Between this and the statewide law in Alaska that made primarying incumbents next to impossible it feels like there is a path to Lisa Murkowski being the fiftieth vote on this thing.

lkmewqa

Kuczwanski 100% not getting into heaven because he was killed by someone in a Prius.

Austin

Got the pre-order bonus special pistol with the laser sight and couldn't even maintain a positive kpd smh

j willow

Love to imagine Kuczwanski driving around spraying silver paint into his mouth yelling “Witness me!”

WheresTheSlopChris

please work the florida liberal sharpshooter into the next chapo DnD sesh. Unreal.

Jeff

lately i've been pretty numb to political news and online discussion, but the one component of lib discourse that is guaranteed to annoy the hell out of me is how they try to take the moral high ground on voting rights, and how "republicans don't want democracy" or whatever the fuck. it's pretty openly obvious that they deliberately suffocate any popular movement to the left by any means necessary, including but not limited to the same tactics they accuse republicans of doing. Bernie's experience with the DNC is the most high-profile and obvious example, though they do it to candidates at all levels, even if it means diminishing their strongest candidate and losing to republicans anyway. But lo and behold they're smug about holding ~democratic values~ and painting themselves as the adults in the room (as with every topic). I know hypocrisy doesn't mean anything anymore in modern politics/media but this particular manifestation is so infuriating and frankly depressing to me. sorry for the essay, i just need to get this off my chest every so often.

NewTooshFatoosh

I’m a public school teacher and union advocate. I would love to give you all my thoughts on Covid response in education.

etienne

thank you for your service

etienne

G - gotta touch em, gotta grab em, cuz I think he's bailed L - lay em down, no remorse, come with me to hell O - overnight, we be rich, when we tell the trick C - catch ya slippin, he's so soft, do em in quick K - killas on my payroll, I gotta stay straight 19 - 19 if us fear from work, then there's no need to trade

Isaac Jones

Lauren Boebert wouldn't fucking clear leather against the Liberal Driller

Warbs

Liberal Driller is evidence that daily meditation works

Woke Batou

Prius goon 100% had a Gen 3 Glock 26 with holster wear and a stock trigger. King. Or queen.

Bobby Volcano

Liberal Driller vs Kyle Rittenhouse election 2040

Kevin Carlson

All joking aside, Thomas Friedman may be the dumbest mf in politics.

Woke Batou

Check out the Gun Thots channel on YT

Will

Hey. Rube here. What's all this "barred out" slang term they using. Kamala is barred? Is behind more bars than unibomber? What is this?

I am become reply guy

I saw that Thomas Friedman article and I knew they’d talk about it lol

CurlyHeadedFnck

The Florida story sounds like a Coen Brothers type movie

orc

Fuck around and find out has a much more immediate meaning in Florida

Alex Berkowitz

Prius King domed him with a Zev OS9 superglockclone

Dan

Inebriated Past: Mormons part 2

Alex Berkowitz

Not the hero we need but the hero we deserve

Jessica

Liberal driller = the new Dexter we deserve

Alex Berkowitz

No shit is real tho. And it only gets so maddening because you see the insane loosely held together tribe of corporate lobbyists calling themselves republicans and you think “ok, my side may be a bunch of behind-the-times boomers, but at least they can be reasoned with, at least their ideology contains the concept of a ‘greater good’” but they will Stunt on you, every time. Half these democrats be closeted with their Bill Clinton era takes because of our Woke Era.

Rusty Shackleford

Yeah "bars" refer to the really large-dose Xanax pills, which are scored bars.

Evan Silverman

I thought they were saying liberal dril team. As in the twitter account

Francisco

Lauren Boebert never jumped off the porch

giovanni kasprzak

God this episode was good . We need the Pritzker Liberal driller ticket now !

Kevin Keefe

imagining autistic Ben Affleck in The Accountant except he listens to NPR

bruce

Lol I love that Friedman can get matt to crack up

Jonathan McCarver

So is he going to make the grieving family buy him a new prius too?

Aaron Baer

Your mother's audio is terrible too, but she still gets my $5/month without fail ... Lighten up friend

Bobby Volcano

The debate stage gets replaced with the arena from Stalker: Shadow of Chernobyl

Michael McKeon

Hey Pal... the only way they'll do something about it is if people say something.

Titivilis

Hey, we bitch about audio quality around here. It's just a thing we do.

Dan

I can’t hear parts of Felix’s contributions to the podcast. Sometimes I miss punchlines, sometimes he becomes inaudible mid-sentence. This has happened on several episodes. I don’t know if he leans away from the microphone or what, but please do something.

Dan

I guess that all of the mid-00’s Libertarian seastead enthusiasts became Florida legislators?

Zach Pierce

“Don’t call 9-1-1. Call your next of kin. And vote Blue no matter who!” Guys bumper sticker

Zach Pierce

2 mgs. School busses … totem poles… you know, the top of the pops.

etienne

It do not matter Turn to a savage, pocket got fatter, she call me daddy Smoking that gas, gone off that xanny, she on the powder Nowadays I am on, my haters got sadder Money got longer, speaker got louder, car got faster

Degrassi Knoll

Bars refers to the structure of a song. There are 16 bars in a verse. Or two footballs = 1 bar

etienne

Carrying Blue Steel & Voting Blue for Real

Bob Jameson

Yooooo we need that Unblooded ep 3!!!!

Declan Kennedy

I never had a gun when I lived in Florida but we used to joke that everyone is more polite on the road because they all assume that everyone else is strapped

trouty

First time in my adult life that I have missed where I grew up in North Tallahassee, about 3mi from the discussed intersection. All of the cool shit started happening after I left!

AbeLinkin

Drill baby drill

AL

slid for bernie

JimMauisEsq

explains the sound quality

Lilith

I think I'm pretty much done with you guys at this point and will cancel my subscription at the end of the month. You've seemed really lost since Bernie dropped out of the primary without obtaining any concessions and ceased advocating for Medicare for all during a pandemic (ie at a time when to do so would be maximally impact full, suggesting that he didn't really care all that much about it). Then your towing the establishment/dnc/msm/corrupt cdc/big pharma line on vaccines, and the ignorance, mockery and contempt you and your viewers (in these comment sections) express for the pro-science, antiestablishment voices like Robert Malone MD, Pierre Kory MD etc and ultimately your being just so aggressively cucked and on the wrong side of medical debate, science, and history makes this original listener, 30 year registered nurse, and 4th generation communist doubt you're commitment to actual socialist principles (like solidarity with workers and the marginal against the ownership class and big business), and really just not enjoy your work anymore. I can't stop you from shilling for the ruling elite but I don't have to continue to pay to listen to it. I will use my money to support what's left of the actual left online which at this point is mostly Max Blumenthal and Jimmy Dore. I'm sure that this post sound's bitter, and it is. I have followed (and enjoyed) your work for many years now, and I feel disappointed, let down, and even betrayed by you.

Aaron Cohen

Doesn't sound bitter. Mostly sounds litmus-testy.

etienne

mockery and contempt for Pierre Kory lmao. Wrong side of the debate on medical debate and science lmao. What's left of the actual left online Max Blumenthal and Jimmy Dore lmao

V

You know you can cancel your membership now? Don't have to wait until the end month and you should be able to still listen the eps the end of the month. Why wait?

etienne

like I understand that I'm very partial in this debate and have proved myself to be a massive condescending liberal cunt right up here but you have to understand that Blumenthal and Dore might have done good shit in the past (I have a copy of Management of Savagery in my shelf) they have gone off the deep end and you have to take what they say with a massive dose of skepticism.

MC Prescott

I’m sending the liberal driller your coordinates

Garth Hillsborough

jimmy dore is like thomas sankara back to life, you're right

B

TL;DR

Lilith

Yes Etienne "massive condescending liberal cunt" are your words not mine, but they certainly fit. You need to understand, that you may be massively partisan on this issue, but I unlike you and clearly anyone else on this forum having been a registered nurse for a very long time can actually understand and follow the science, and if you think that the vaccines are safe and effective at this point, (and that Ivermectin, antiandrogens, and hydroxycholorine are unsafe and or a bad idea) then you are beyond cucked, you have fallen prey to mass formation hypnosis. Max Blumenthal did an excellent interview with the psychology professor who popularized this well recoignised psychological concept on rokfin if your interested in learning about how you came to be so tragically wrong. https://www.rokfin.com/stream/9705/Foreign-Agents-10--Covid-and-Mass-Hypnosis-wDr-Mattias-Desmet Or not. Feel free to go f**k yourself instead.

BryceSprungstein

'Mass hypnosis formation'. That is such nonsense.

BryceSprungstein

this is literally just pseudo-scientific bullshit so that you can justify being a quack in the face of overwhelming evidence

LC

I ain't reading all that lol

Jared Adams

Oooooh, you're an anti-vaxer! Why didn't you say so? Why type all that just to say "hur I eat poo!" I legit read that in good faith hoping to see what upset you so but it turns out you're just a dumbass.

m w b

Dore is like a shock jock at a station in a C-tier market, but for internet leftism. of all the grifts to fall for this is one of the funniest.

drewb

alright, fuck off then

Paul larkin

Bye Felicia nobody gives a fuck about how long you've had a job or how long you've been listening to a fucking podcast.

etienne

the Science Understander has logged on to lay down some raw truths about Mass Formation Hypnosis

King Suck

I think I'm pretty much done with you guys at this point and will cancel my subscription at the end of the month. You've seemed really lost since Bernie dropped out of the primary without obtaining any concessions and ceased advocating for Medicare for all during a pandemic (ie at a time when to do so would be maximally impact full, suggesting that he didn't really care all that much about it). Then your towing the establishment/dnc/msm/corrupt cdc/big pharma line on vaccines, and the ignorance, mockery and contempt you and your viewers (in these comment sections) express for the pro-science, antiestablishment voices like Robert Malone MD, Pierre Kory MD etc and ultimately your being just so aggressively cucked and on the wrong side of medical debate, science, and history makes this original listener, 30 year registered nurse, and 4th generation communist doubt you're commitment to actual socialist principles (like solidarity with workers and the marginal against the ownership class and big business), and really just not enjoy your work anymore. I can't stop you from shilling for the ruling elite but I don't have to continue to pay to listen to it. I will use my money to support what's left of the actual left online which at this point is mostly Max Blumenthal and Jimmy Dore. I'm sure that this post sound's bitter, and it is. I have followed (and enjoyed) your work for many years now, and I feel disappointed, let down, and even betrayed by you.

etienne

Yes Etienne "massive condescending liberal cunt" are your words not mine, but they certainly fit. You need to understand, that you may be massively partisan on this issue, but I unlike you and clearly anyone else on this forum having been a registered nurse for a very long time can actually understand and follow the science, and if you think that the vaccines are safe and effective at this point, (and that Ivermectin, antiandrogens, and hydroxycholorine are unsafe and or a bad idea) then you are beyond cucked, you have fallen prey to mass formation hypnosis. Max Blumenthal did an excellent interview with the psychology professor who popularized this well recoignised psychological concept on rokfin if your interested in learning about how you came to be so tragically wrong. https://www.rokfin.com/stream/9705/Foreign-Agents-10--Covid-and-Mass-Hypnosis-wDr-Mattias-Desmet Or not. Feel free to go f**k yourself instead.

Hudson

Send your home address bruh, gonna get you a nice fruit basket

SF

don't let the door smack your ass on the way out Lilith

Hachibahn

you cant be serious, for feck's sake, talk about drinking the kool-aid, by Jimmny Fuckin Dore , you actually referenced that dis-credited fuckin grifter, go fuck yourself asshole.

etienne

just to make it a bit more obvious, we're memeing a copypasta, the real OP of this stuff is one post above

Gus

Naw this is a good take. Hypocrisy is like the last salt on the wound. Dems can't just succeed and take over and then fuck it all up; they need you to thank them for it. And their supplicants need you to speak positively about it and not make them feel doubt or shame about it. It IS sad. Hurts my feelings too.

chris dray

if you're taking solace in the towering intellect of Dimmy Jore, you're no loss i promise. why do you think anyone gives a shit about what you believe again?

chris dray

judging from the comment section, you guys are doing good work poking the most annoying people on the internet, so cheers for that

King Suck

disappointed in my fellow paypigs for being unable to detect copypasta bait literally one post below the source lol

Zach Lemon

If the CIA has bots who can post this good, this really is a hopeless cause.

Hudson

Been saying !

Hudson

I guess you’re livin’ the dream bruh L.I.V.I.N.

Hudson

Congratulations on doing something dumb as shit and thinking it’s cute

Maxwell Harkness

update - the israeli government fell apart like 3 months after this! thanks tom!