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602 - Crypto Bowl (2/14/22) (Patreon)

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2022-02-15 04:50:02
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2026-06

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We take our semi-annual look at the Super Bowl through commercials and what they predict about our future. Then it’s back to Joe Brandon as we discuss former Obama aid David Axelrod’s advice to POTUS on how to navigate his upcoming State of the Union address.

Tickets for our southern tour still on sale here: chapotraphouse.com/live

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Jessica Rios

When are you coming to Denver?

Mad Larkin

Typical chapo, sticking to the south where all of their followers are concentrated

Jim

Stupor bowl ep?

Jessica Rios

Why does every man hate Pete D? And with a passion too. Probably because they don’t understand what women see in him. How can they not see? lol. Just be confident and have a huge cock. Not that difficult.

Jeff Martin

I'm gonna go smoke some Valley Heat and listen to the podcast. Thank you, gentlemen

justdave

My 'friend' almost murderd his girlfriend because she saw my peener, having dong means nothing

Ascetic Blur

Even to give Biden the incredibly dubious credit of withdrawal from Afghanistan he still fucking murdered an aid worker and his family.

Jonathan Gear

the only good confident big-dick Pete D is Pete Doherty

BIG VIBES

man, talk about boomers. chapo TRAP house has never seen the In Da Club music video

Vincent Utah

It means David’s dong is a smol bean.

Jeff Martin

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice

BIG VIBES

omg the crypto-walk. matt you’re fired

Bilbo

Hey I'm gay and in Austin too. dm me and lets see what we can make happen. I go to the downtown golds

justdave

'Covering his ass while sucking his own cock'- was awsome Felix

Brandon

I just want everyone to soak in Felix saying “Valentime” at the end. Felix had a Lil Xan moment!!!

Vincent Utah

Ty Burrell owns a bar in Salt Lake City. So yes, he’s fucking broke.

Taylor Markey

He’s 6’3 no further questions

justdave

He chased her around their house with knife after she mentioned it to him

Jason Weiser

how do yall not remember that music video? bad look!

justdave

Swag is gay, diks are gay, life is gay

Jeff Martin

I made 4 thousand dollars by using free bets that the fucking 25 competing gambling apps are offering. So Arizona's laws just paid for my credit card debt

Will

They didn't mention the absolutely horrifying Meta VR goggles ad

Michael S. Judge

if you want to heal this goddamn nation, there's exactly one way to do it: a Chance the Rapper/Jeffrey Epstein halftime show

Jeff Martin

One Day Pete Davidson will be 40 years old and talking about his dead grandma like the rest of us

Jessica S

Um, isn’t record job growth less impressive when put into context first how huge swaths of people lost their jobs due to a historic pandemic and then businesses needs workers once things opened back up? And what about the all the couch potatoes purportedly too lazy to go back to work, so much so that people were saying we should motivate them by ending unemployment benefits? Which one is it?

William Evans

Pete Davidson is the poster boy for the mediocre white male. Lib women say they’re against it but they can’t stop fucking him. A Punxsutawney Phil that foretells 20 more years of mediocre white men failing their way to the top. He’s an inspiration to us all.

THEKILLERWHALE

Yeah, I need to get my freebet game going. I am going to be rich.

Jeff Martin

Just bet on the most stacked team squeaking by

Jason Weiser

go go go go go go shorty its your birthday we gon party like its your birthday we gon sip bacardi like its your birthday and you know we dont give a fuck its not your birthday

Jonathan Gear

Its his Ruth Bader Ginsberg tattoo

Jim

Yes, but man how’d people miss the Colin Jost ad? Next to smirking Colin Jost on SNL, idk SNL is ‘for the olds’ to make sense of youth culture now & drama, cries for help / ‘no such thing as bad attention’ is the new normal. Accordingly, Don’t really have a strong (or informed (such as that is ‘a thing’ or more ‘info’ helps?) opinion about Pete either way / see the guy much? Also disdain Jerry Seinfeld generally or him delivering this line (no doubt written with by someone with actual talent or from Larry David’s brain?) that maybe applies to Pete: ‘Maybe there’s more to Newman than meets the eye?’ ‘Nah, there’s less’ I maintain SNL has always sucked, never really got much into it, once in a while there’s a little chortle, & stand up comedy is very ephemeral & a ‘low art’. Accordingly, Pete does the job ok, & next to Colin Jost who is a T1000 of smirk, mediocrity & gross married greedy (soon to be?) Family man?), I find myself relieved to uh…move on to *anyone* else while watching SNL clinically to see what they’re trying out or catching it in passing? Happens when people get too successful tho? Paul Simon tried to write a musical play LOL? There’re s couple good lines in a couple songs but ooooof *cringe* SNL line reader / low art stand up guy in the modern soy age branching out w/about the results you’d expect too? Will the tour in the dirty south by slackers of acerbic wit & chopped thick cultural references critiquing coastal elite media mediocrities be their altamont or new becoming of their modern day rush Limbaugh selves / becoming the thing you supposedly critique or hate as podcasts sort of sap up talk radio, music local access cable & radio shows / books on tape / people listen to those less? This isn’t s slight against individual podcasters (& I suspect they’re well aware of this & back down to the 3 OG dry boys) , just way I see the wind blowing… …& shock jock talk radio & most music they play on most of the radio has been no prize really…ever? Tho at least you could be a ‘passive listener’ to the radio or local access in a way? Idk?

Samuel Cain

Any job that isn’t coop or union is likely trash anyway

Isaac Jones

I ain't reading all that Im happy for u though jim Or sorry that happened

Isaac Jones

Also like a fucking million people died, and a whole lot of elderly people still had jobs in this wretched country

joshkkeegan

Why is Felix even on this episode

Alex

Chris from the edit

Evan Scott

he's one of the hosts of the podcast Chapo Trap House

Ian

Really appreciate the edit from Chris re 50 Cent, thank you

Joey

Aaron Donald went to my alma mater’s (WVU) rival (Pitt), and he blew right past a WVU grad Quinton Spain for the game winning sack. WVU plays Pitt first game next year in NCAA. Hope it’s not an omen. (Aaron Donald never beat WVU though! Nor did Patrick Mahomes for that matter. That is all.)

brodie

Putin doesn't care about solidarity with Ukraine. He just has a lot of respect for Snoop personally and doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of him, hence why they didn't invade during the superbowl. Can't believe you guys would miss this connection I am unsubscribing and then immediately re subscribing to make a point.

Null_null

Wanna say “wtf did I just read” but don’t wanna admit I read all that.

Null_null

Love this for you

brodie

Also you guys missed the ad where Turkey is bringing back Pangea. Pretty big news tbh

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

“Framer humor” and “1776-head” is this guy the Gregg Turkington of articles?

Austin Heath

These guys need to never talk about Rap music ever again.

orc

The click up ad had larry david, how did you miss that?

T

Matt is still allowed to talk about rap, having been an anti-drug rapper himself in his youth.

Major bit me

Y’all had a super bowl segment but only 1/3 people even watched it lol

T

Wait... Did a sportsball happen?

Cow Love

They spent 1/2 hour on stuff they didnt watch. I'm unsubbing

etienne

I unsubscribed when they didn't back FTV, I unsubscribed when Felix said mean words about Anthony Fauci, I unsubscribed when they failed to recognized 1/6 as Mussolini's return, unsuscribed when Will said he stayed home on 2020-11-06, unsubscribed when Felix said that 115% of russians are alcoholic, unsubscribed when Felix said that every Ukrainian is sig heiling at all times, unsuscribed every single time they had Matt Taibbi or Glen Greenwald on, I unsub every time they do a movie ep, I unsub every time Alexander Reid-Ross writes about them, I unsubscribed after the Midterms 2018 Stream Matt Christman Event, I unsubbed when they had notorious house and automobile haver Hasan Piker on, and you better goddam believe I'm gonna unsub over their traitorous coverage of the Ukraine Crisis of February 2022

Brian Long

Kanye’s behavior is abusive and scary

Friend of Pangolin

I love how angry Felix gets at the people from the Obama administration. Few people are more deserving. Brings a smile to my face.

honky

“Sportsball” is the worst quirk

Ian Priest

The Larry David killing christ bit is extra funny if you think about how much money (noted billionaire eugenecist) Peter Thiel has wrapped up in crypto. He has more or less touted crypto as an alternative to (((the banks))).

T

"Listen to me you (((queer))), stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I’ll sock you in the goddamn face and you’ll stay plastered!" -Peter Thiel

Ratbones

I'd expect a market crash in 2022 or 2023. It's from the same people who brought you the 2008, 2001, and 1987 crashes, because they have never faced any negative consequences. The next crash is likely to be followed by hyperinflation, due to all the money the Fed printed to prop up wall st since the start of the pandemic. Ty Burrell looks exactly like Robbie Rotten, even though the latter is mostly facial prosthetics.

Shiv

since i skipped the entire thing very excited for this ep!

etienne

pretty ballsy of GM to assume that the concept of their C-suite being a gang of greedy supervillains would resonate as a joke

Monarch Refund

I don't dislike Davidson. I just worry about him. With that complexion, he has to be quite close to developing rickets.

Jack

Beat the Curse-Rotted Greatwood while listening. easy boss

etienne

love that Chris is literally doing a "pausing the podcast to put your own riff in" on his own podcast

Shiv

Chris, if you’re reading this you’re a swagged out white boy and we stan

etienne

the only reason he knows about the In Tha Club is that he did a podcast about 50 Cents

Rxk Lenderman

You ever think about how if 9/11 hadn’t have happened Pete Davidson wouldn’t be with Kim now?

etienne

jesus christ he's having a 8chan phase. god help us all

etienne

comparing crypto to electricity or The Internet is obviously bullshit, it's more like junk bonds trading or leveraged buyouts, a overhyped nuisance that is on its face fraudulent but that the FTC can't be assed to properly stamp out

justdave

At the horse reserve there's this old show horse, Sam. He's enormous, and his stall is next to Sadie Mae's - the prettiest paint there, he likes her, but she likes these two little mustangs I've called 'Beavis and Butthead'- anyway, he severely hurt his leg and cock trying to fuck her through the fence- being the perfect man only means that your destined to trip on your own dick, and then everyone laughs at you

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

Yes, because under a communist regime you’d be able to stop them from being friends

Michael Barbarich

I've done pretty well with buying and selling internet shit nickels over the last couple of years (don't @ me, I gotta do what I gotta do), but absolutely nothing is a bigger top signal than the rash of Superbowl crypto ads. Sold the last of my magic internet monies shortly after seeing them. There's gonna be a bloodbath.

J.P. McD.

Can confirm that in 2006 I made thousands just grinding online casino bonuses, and that was towards the end of the good times long before state legalization. If you count poker I turned $0 into hundreds of thousands. Don't bet without a bonus/freebie to clear though.

J.P. McD.

I definitely don't think he's "mediocre" (tall, rich, famous, funny, has style and a "look" whether you appreciate those or not), but I am pleased that you are able to take inspiration from him. You should take it from me instead.

KatrinaJadeHelm

It has sucked so much to remember being excited for the withdrawal when it happened because it meant the country was murdering fewer afghanis, only to find out the US is gonna starve them by the tens of thousands with sanctions. Just leave! Why are you like this?!

Ascetic Blur

Steal half their Countries fortune with zero consequences. There is dire evil in this world and it is us

叔叔六十四 (Uncle64)

If y'all are gonna get BBQ in Dallas don't let people trick you into going to only hype places like Hard 8s or Cadillac. Hutchins and/or Pecan Lodge is where to get the top Dallas BBQ.

Comedy News

Will beautifully summed up Chapo with, Dont piss on my leg and tell me its raining, piss in my mouth and make me say thank you!

KingKirbyTheNewGod

Lol the hip hop discussion is very very embarrassing. Felix acts like a rap scholar but doesn't know shit about it. Good ep otherwise

Yup

comment section is an absolute cesspool

B2B Commuter

Lol also, if OJ never killed his ex and got into the bronco Kim wouldn’t be with Pete Davidson.

absoluteboi

bro you paper handed that shit, there's no "top" signal when the all time high was three months ago. you sold the dip. at best, you definitely didn't sell the top.

justdave

I can't wait for biden's state of the union eulogy- it's gonna rock

Hector Jaime

I just got out of jail for trying to steal a rig to join the left wing trucker convoy. What did I miss?

Justin Roll

We are on occupied Crypto land

Dean

Definitely disappointed that Matt didn’t like Nobody

justdave

'Ex' is a great way to describe Nicole

Ratbones

Crypto is going to do for currency what the internet did for communication. It's in its infancy still, while people figure out how to use it. No doubt the lessons that capital learned while dominating cyberspace will be carried over though.

etienne

yes, I totally agree with you. These days, almost no one outside universities or research labs use currency. I think crypto is really going to democratize those technology. Within 10 years I could see subsequent waves of people adopting brand new types of currency, such as "cash", "debit", "paying online via credit card", and even "pocket change". The possibilities are really endless!

justdave

Do you guys know where I can buy some cocaine?

Ratbones

Your sarcastic simile isn't quite right, the equivalent would be banks as opposed to universities. I suppose you could try dealing exclusively in blowjobs behind a Wendy's if currency is too bourgeois for you, but it's not the kind of liquidity you want. Different types of currency isn't the goal here, but trade without a middleman, so enjoy the future of Non-Fungible debt slavery my friend.

etienne

yes trade without a middle man which is why every single crypto project relies on a handful of API providers to interact with the blockchain

Ratbones

One step at a time, there's no rush

etienne

I wish I could be as cynical as you, at least I'd be a couple k's richer by now

Michael Barbarich

Absolutboi, I did pretty alright on my trades. Paper handing? Yeah, full of hundreds. Dave, you're not a cop, right?

justdave

Alright, ya got me. Do YOU want to buy some cocaine?

CT

Agreed. I can understand just not liking it, but acting like it “fucking sucked” or whatever is like, ok man. Controversial opinion alert.

T

It had 0 squibs.

Nicholas Peachey

That was truly credibility-shattering for Felix in particular

will field

H2P bb. 2007, never forget

Sean Brown

The Armenian used BMW joke was top tier Felix

Hector Jaime

Nice to know there’s another lifelong LA Rams fan besides me. Now I know of 4. Vince Ferragamo FTW!

Darbi Simmons

I’m not sure they have another 20 years worth of material.

Darbi Simmons

Do men really think women leave their husbands and their children’s father for guys with big cocks?!?

I was saying boo-lania

Felix just got invited to my next Scripps National Spelling Bee party

Adam Phelps

I love the pod but the criticism of Biden is wide of the mark for me. I get that this administration is disappointingly unable to pass Build Back Better and voter reform, but it’s lazy to attack Biden for that. He doesn’t have the votes in Congress. Nothing is going to change that. It’s delusional to think that there is anything Biden can do to convince Manchin or Sinema. So while it might be fun to laugh at Biden’s lack of meaningful achievements, it’s just not addressing the real issue of why that is.