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632 - They Droop Horses, Don’t They? (5/31/22) (Patreon)

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2022-06-01 03:47:26
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2026-06

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We do a public company audit over our failure to obtain PPP loans for our podcast business like our more industrious competitors. Then, a few current events including Trump at the NRA convention, Swedish hospitality habits, and the bloody shambles of indignities around the Queen’s platinum jubilee. Finally, a reading series from Biden-world about the president’s frustration that he just can’t seem to catch a break!

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Shauna Seroquel

You are the only boys I would ever wait this long for.

A White 1993 Camry

I just realized when people say Brandon they mean Biden...anyone else picking up on this ?

William

Top. Men.

Gabe

Matt is in rare form

Mark

Love that Chapo is showing solidarity with Cumtown by posting an episode a day late on Pride Eve

Brandon

Lets gooooo the Sinn Fein shoutout! Tiocfaidh Ár La!

Archibald

Will menaker get a new xlr cable challenge

thath

I always thought they were talking about former Trail Blazers shooting guard Brandon Roy...

Major bit me

To increase chapo grift y’all should go on a “meet the fans tour” where we all get to wait in line and then spend 2 minutes kissing a chapo ring Pope style before being ushered out of the room by Swiss Guards

Cary Confino

Giving Matt a Tin can has to be a bit. Ur millionaires get the big fella a seinheiser ffs

Clint Pelvis

i like it all crispy and fucked up and terrible

Baron

Curious what people here think of approval poll’s and their accuracy compared to election polls? Are they more accurate? I have no idea how they’re even collected

Juji Gatame

I can't believe there's a guy going around in a question mark suit telling people how to defraud the government and it's not Nick Mullen

Joe

*Oink oink oonk* *Nom nom nom*

Ale

Boys I will PPP level amounts of cash for a reading series of Susan Sontags Letter from Sweden from 1969. Absolutely obliterating this hole of ours.

Ale

Sweden is the only country I know of where misanthropy is a respectable attitude, one people at least avow often (how deeply they mean it is another matter) and express sympathy for. One Swedish acquaintance, a diplomat, told me I would never understand Sweden until I grasped the concept of being manniskortrott, tired of people. Swedes easily tire of other human beings, he said. They need to get away. I replied that I found what he was saying psychologically implausible. Don’t you ever get tired of people, he asked. I said I often craved privacy, but that wasn’t the same thing. The need for privacy carries no implication of being tired of people; it just means you want some more space for yourself. People are OK, I concluded lamely. (I’d already had versions of this dispiriting conversation with several other Swedes.) He looked at me as if I were crazy, and muttered something about the childish Rousseauistic optimism of Americans. That time I gave up.

Shimosanz (Brian Sanchez)

As much as I wish it were true, the Liverpool fan chant didn’t actually happen. Sorry Will, you got Rowntree’d, score another for the master football troll.

J.P. McD.

You get to ask one question and the guy in front of me asks why Matt isn’t demanding AOC force a vote on Medicare for all.

Shiv

Slop-oh chophaüs!

barry

That map of the countries where you dont get food as a guest is typical Twitter nonsense. I live in one of those countries and ive never been excluded from dinner or snacks at someone elses house. If anything its usually the opposite where they urge you to stay for dinner

BigBoto

Slop hits different when it's a day late. Thank god this finally came out I was FAMISHED

AbeLinkin

What is Matt referring to at the 9:00 mark? I can’t make it out or don’t get the reference.

BigBoto

Yesterday was awful. The scheduled Chapo episode did not appear and the WoW servers were down ALL DAY for 9.2.5. But, as soon as I heard Will's voice this morning, a wave of relief crashed over me.

BigBoto

Happy Birthday, Felix!

justdave

Muthr fukn BB King- tell his meatball eating ass, that the only Americans he's ever met were rich

justdave

Mahdi Lesko is a river to his people

B2B Commuter

Hillary ‘24 would be such a fun twist. I’d love to see her pivot to the right for the general by promising to arrest and try Bill for being a “friend of Jeffery.”

Don Friðrik Ólafsson

I was in the bus listening to the bit with Trump misprounincing school shooting victims and also Boebart popcorn story and had to suppress the laughter looking like a fucking FOOL

IHaveHemorrhoids

I spent all my money on crack and hookers because I was convinced the show was over. Thank God I was wrong. Now I gotta go sell back a few rocks to pay for my Patreon. But I forgive the boys.

Andrew

His audio as well

drewb

Sinn Fein aren't quite in power in NI, all because the worthless loyalist dribblers of the DUP are wetting themselves and refusing to acknowledge reality

Matty C

That article about the horse is hilarious with how much the emphasis the dude being a Veteran. Like some Coalition intel officer who sat in AC in Kandahar for 10 months is an expert on ritualistic animal husbandry.

Danny

I went to college with Lesko’s kid…he was a huge d-bag.

Gary Alexander

Lesko is an op to portray government subsidies as clownish scams.

Adam Phelps

As a Brit it’s always reassuring to hear how ludicrous other countries find our monarchy to be. Nothing else sums up how juvenile we are. Annoys me when people say the Democrats have control of Congress though. The reality is they don’t. Sinema and Manchin refuse to nix the filibuster. That won’t ever change. Biden has never had control of Congress

Doug Cartel

It's not that different from bush jr dumping free money on contractors in Iraq, or lbj dumping free money on predatory realtors who DEFINITELY spent that money on building homes for black people like they were supposed to, wink wink nudge nudge.

Maxwell Harkness

sure, but they acted like they did when they were trying to sucker people into voting for Ossoff and Warnock so fuck em

William

Chris's power as a riffmaker is growing stronger

justdave

Kung fu/wu shu- to connect the mind and body, attempting to control the world through pure physicality TaeKwondo-to nuture piety and education while breakin blocks with bros. brazillian jujitsu- proving that even big men have weak knees and you don't 'have' to break a nose Krab Maga(?) - knife beats pelvic bone- HAPPY BIRTHDAY FELIX!

Dean

Any chance we could convince Hillary to go against Kamala in a 2024 primary just to watch the KHive go absolutely berserk

M.R. Alchemist

As someone of Sicilian descent, PLEASE, PLEASE, tell me where Matt learned the word stugatz

Clean Shirt Piggie

Wit da $52k ppp ya coulda bought some legit mics & cables

Ryan Lazarus

The Akira theme/Macho Man at the end made me astral project out of my body

Benjy Compson

My dad was the son of Swedish immigrants, and he was always very cold and unwelcoming to my childhood friends. I think he was just an asshole, but maybe it was a cultural thing!

Budget Hireling

Ah, good, my chapo slop delivery for the week.

Ascetic Blur

I think hearing there was an actual podcast called "Meuller She Wrote" sent my soul permanently to the land of wind and ghosts.

SH

Boys absolutely vibin this week

Sheep

Y’all for 10k in student lib relief?! Bro I didn’t even get 1$ just another extension of frozen interest

Clean Shirt Piggie

Manchinema are performing the exact role the DNC has asked them for. Don’t be naïve

John Swan

I want to be I M M E R S E D in vape smoke blown into a mic that costs 3000 dollars. Oink Oink Oink

Arvid

As a swede this episode was extra funny and if the guys ever do come to Sweden I'd invite them over for dinner.

Arvid

I do think one of the guys was on to something when he said something about not wanting to be a hassle for other people or however he put it.

Clint Pelvis

by that I mean that wil wheaton is 👑🔥

THEKILLERWHALE

God, that one took a decade off my life.

Ascetic Blur

I'd like to respond but I'm currently wandering the wastelands of Sheol.

Andy West

Liverpool fans do (rightfully) boo when "God Save the Queen" is played, at least.

William

Nah he's getting better. Jokes don't fall as flat - I'd rate him as strong as about .75 of sub ep100 cushbomb

Yairo Martis

UltraMagaOk is my favorite Soundgarden album.

I Gutierrez

Macho man is such a good song

Recursive Audio

surreal to be chewing on unpopped kernels while listening to this

Anders Olsson

I'm swedish and I'd just like to let you all know that this is the tip of the iceberg. There are a lot of disgusting and horrifying things foreigners in general don't know about sweden.

Poppy Chulo

Man where my comments at?

DotsTheHero

There is kind of just, a sad sense of nihilism among liberals right now. Like a lot of Twitter lefties aren't even pretending anymore that they can defeat the republicans in the midterms or rip back power from the republicans, and where a lot of people thought they'd maybe get angry and fed up with society not going the way they wanted it to, they're just kind of sadly accepting it.

justdave

Yuergin furvin abba, huurrr hurrrr hurrrr!!!

caroline

mommy clinton

justdave

OK, so I asked around the ranch and apparently some horses are dropped for events and parades so often they become addicts, thats right, fancy lad hunter biden horses- hilarious

Ale

Jag vet

Arvid

😂

Stinkamus

Oh to be a drug horse 🐎

Stinkamus

Why does the loud one use a blown out xbox 360 mic???

Mister Dj.

Hey what’s the version of macho man that plays at the end? May i have a link?

B2B Commuter

The silver lining of the GOP pushing your party’s shit in come November is that there is an off chance that they’ll turn off the spigot to your favorite proxy war. NATO can get fucked, as can any American who cares about who controls Crimea or the Donbas. End this shit yesterday.

Robert King

I'm American and I'm tired of all these motherfuckers

Jshell378

pf mcmanus fans?

J.P. McD.

Probably good politically at this point to try to roll Manchin (strip committees etc. and play dirty) and let him defect so that they’re no longer officially in control, so that it looks less bad to casual observers. They won’t because they don’t want to, and Manchin probably wouldn’t actually flip either.

J.P. McD.

Have you ever played The Adventures of Willy Beamish?

B2B Commuter

Lol sure dude, the guy that’s white knuckling replies to any and every episode that’s critical of the dems and their favorite Slavic colony isn’t a dem partisan. And it’s fucking gross to launder your Cold War bullshit through Yemen and Palestine. Go get spit roasted by Northup and Grumman NATO bitch.

AbeLinkin

Sopranos or the Dan Lebetard Show

Of course

They're trapped between an unflagging commitment to protect the capitalist state from the left... and an unshakable faith in the moral and intellectual inferiority of their debate partners on the right.

Jshell378

ayyy yessir 🙌🏼 love it

cashedtrapezoid

I’m with Will one time in second grade I was over Chris Felosi‘s house and his mom made tunafish and it had peas in it and I hate mayonnaise it was a bad scarring experience.

Granolablader

I don’t hear Matt at the 9:00 min mark. The $52,000 thing?

DopeTipped's Raid:Shadow Lessons

The scale of the PPP grift in the Tenderloin alone had to be on par with the GDP of a small, shithole country. Not one of the nice ones, like Sweden, but a small, shitty one. like uh, Honduras. yeah...

Cardboard

The American experience is getting what you want and realizing it's making your miserable

B2B Commuter

Lol this isn’t the US doing anti-imperialism. We’re trying to bleed the Russians out in a prolonged conflict to force regime change in Moscow so we can install some western backed puppet like we did in Kiev in 2014. Bringing up anti-imperialism to justify backing some Vichy regime with billions upon billions in weapons every month makes you either the biggest useful idiot or cynical actor of the year.

Null_null

My wife (then girlfriend) used to wait on these Swedish hockey players who played for the Devils. They lived in the building above the restaurant where she worked. Multiple times a week they would special order pasta with ranch dressing and ketchup and request to have an "athlete size" portion. Not completely related to the topic, but I try to share this anecdote about these sick freaks any time I get the chance.

J.P. McD.

I’m not mad anymore about the previous post’s comments

Harry

Akira x macho man is going to be playing in my head as I fade into oblivion.

B2B Commuter

Yeah, sorry if it hurts your msnbc addled feelings, but the post 2014 Ukrainian government is nakedly a puppet of the west. Lol last time it was anti-imperialism, now it’s kids that you’re trying to launder your shitty Warhawk opinions through. Quit pretending to care about the Ukrainian kids, let alone the other ones you keep bringing up to deflect from the fact that you and people like that fat fuck Victoria Nuland want to pump billions in weapons to the above battalion and as such are willing to let tens of thousands of Ukrainian kids die if it means a weakened Russia and an expanded and strengthened NATO come out of the stalemate you’re looking to create. Grow some balls, go join an international brigade and do the dirty work you clearly want done yourself instead of putting it on the necks of the kids you claim to care about, or don’t. Either way I’ve grown tired or your hysterical little warmonger shtick.

Emily tatham harrington

lol I found out abt Mr. Pelosi's DUI from a table I was serving on Sunday - Nancy was in the middle of giving the commencement speech at Brown when the news came out abt her hubby and that's what the family remembered most from the grad ceremony.

Ian Woods

Big synchronicity with the Lesko talk. Work meeting last week involving a grant change had someone say “it’s free money” and someone else, without skipping a beat adding, “from the government”. People over 35 chuckled. Also, definitely remembered question marks on the suit… weird

Julia

Need another Chapo WAGS episode plz, the ladies deserve it

David Knighting

They have started using a hologram of the queen for public appearances. Waving from a carriage

Lesley Anne Noelle

Paul Pelosi got his license BACK? Any ordinary person that old would’ve *kissed it goodbye*

B2B Commuter

😂 ...wait, I know you’re a pocket pussy for the MIC, but I didn’t consider you to be brainless enough to think that having an actor as president wasn’t useful to those controlling the strings. This is a conflict to decide whether Ukraine is a colony of NATO and the EU, or of Russia, and that’s not my business. You can call me a pussy seven ways to Sunday, but it doesn’t change the fact that you’re just posting and too much of a chicken shit coward to join up and potentially die like those Ukrainian kids you’re throwing into the threshers to maintain your stalemate in hopes of destabilizing Russia. This isn’t about saving lives, this is about soft handed liberals like yourself getting even for the imagined slight of Putin causing the wife of the NAFTA pedophile to lose the 2016 election to a game show host. Get fucked Libtard

Homer shew

Is there a full version of the “Akira motorcycle theme x macho man” from the end of the episode?

Michael Dziengel

Who's the Patrick McManus fan over here? As a Minnesota boy who read all his hokey shit as a kid, my guess is Matt. It's kind of literary schlock, but warm and satisfying prose all the same. Like the opposite of Verhoven. Check it out if you're seventy years old.