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638 - Real Matt & Felix Hours (6/21/22) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-06-22 03:42:05
Edited:
2022-06-22 04:50:13
Imported:
2026-06

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With Will stuck in the Schengen Zone, Matt & Felix hold down the fort discussing Rod Dreher’s similar visa predicament, as well as elections in Colombia and France, Herschel Walker’s rapidly multiplying secret families, and the potential hyper-federalization of America.

Tickets to our upcoming live shows + our summer merch sale can be found over on www.chapotraphouse.com

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Jessica Rios

Whoever does the intros and the outros (most likely Chris) does a great job. They both really add to the experience. Thanks!!

Sebastian Suarez

Petro elected as President of Columbia University in a landslide.

William

Man you bitching and crying on every single ep

Jacob Curley

Push Trump left by getting him to ride a bike.

Ben

It’s the spaghetti incident

Andrew Cross

gimme gimme gimme piggy needs the slop

Clint Pelvis

n e 1 else think that chris is great and not bad at his job

justdave

I saved a baby horses life today, gave 30 bucks to a woman (black) living in her car, and this is my karmic reward?! NO WILL !? Fuck this shit ima be evil now

Ozzie

Looking forward to some Dreher-Christman bathtub fan art

Clint Pelvis

lol another felxil "replying guy"

FMsayying

lmao I have friends in stone masonry and car body work who have no probs with visas, but rod, an "international" reporter, is clueless

Daniel Slivers

supercut of all the times felix has said "claw foot bathtub"

AL

2 goats

Evan Pitkin

I like felix's segues much better.

Ben

Rod Dreher and his reply guys should be sent into space

CS

did trump just low-key admit he can't ride a bike?

CS

sus

justdave

No I really did, his names ranger, and he's a gorgeous little ballerina, and 100 % a wild mustang, he almost broke his neck and I wrestled him free over my shoulder, I feel fn amazing

justdave

Actually 'cameron' I thought it was cool, fuck rich white people and their dumb little bike rides

justdave

You have a dumb name pissant

CS

more sus

justdave

I work on a horse rescue in Carson city nv and you are a pretend communist

Hudson

David Cock is poor white trash never learnt to ride a bike LOL

CS

"david koch"

justdave

Ya it's evil Dave now

justdave

You little suburban shit

justdave

Haha you don't bike ride with pencil dik bros all weekend?

CJ

Well, I think your name is fine

justdave

Hahahaaha You have the one name I can make fun of, hahahah God smiles on his truly loved ones

CS

i live in a city (an actual one, not carson city), fakename.

justdave

JOEL!!! IM DYING

VAN Fan

Diseased mind

Michael S. Judge

Will is in the Schengen Area, we are in the Oyster Brunch Zone of Combat. Suit up, cadets

justdave

Your name is cameron you little dick loser hehehehahaha amd youu liive in the city ohh my god kill me KILL MEee

justdave

BLAAAKE! SUP BRO

justdave

I'm finally complete, I can die now

CS

i hope you're okay. p.s. your cat (i assume) is adorable

justdave

I SAVED A HORSE TODAY

justdave

I also saved this cats life, his name is Diego, I found him in reno with his eye hanging out of his head

justdave

I'm sorry about the 'cameron' shit, kinda, don't call me a liar

Declan Kennedy

oh Will is unavailable and yet he is on the latest Talking Simpsons podcast, interesting.

Nolan

And Will Menaker said, nothing, you idiots Will Menaker's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)

Luke Cragg

America —> Holy Roman Empire 2.0

Brody Knaak

I'm so proud of my boy Matt for dropping that sick Summerhall reference

BigBoto

Great ep! Never get tired of that goofy dork Dreher. Congrats to Colombia as well.

Arielle Curtin

My two favorite Chapos!❤️❤️❤️

Brendan A. MacWade

How did I forget about Jim McGreevey? I was working for Lehman Brothers and would occasionally bounce between their midtown HQ and Jersey City offices. My only explanation was that I was focused on the Red Sox in the summer of 2004. That Gay American speech is extraordinary, as is the Mossad boyfriend, Golan Cipel.

justdave

I think you are being to hard on those uvalde cops, dont you remember how hard locked/unlocked and push/pull doors were to figure out in gradeschool?

Alex Berkowitz

Carson city is real it’s a tiny depressing place with a couple casinos near Bridgeport ca, and Reno nevada

triplehashbrown

Einstein was an avowed socialist. He wrote an essay about it that’s worth reading. Just if we’re giving the benefit of the doubt here.

etienne

good to hear the kids riff! 'bout time for a miniseries huh?

orc

matt slipping in a GoT ref there nice

Zach Pierce

Herschel wants to establish the Dept Of Girls who want boys Who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls Who do girls like they're boys

Clean Shirt Piggie

Do Matt & Felix live in same area now? Is there a west coast Chapo office/studio?

Connor Gouge

Love the hungarian dance insert especially since it was written by a guy who wasn't even from hungary just like rob

Noms Chompski

visiting all of the shrines to the patron saint of cockholdry in eastern Europe

Clean Shirt Piggie

Will Virgil & Amber doing Chapo secret voter suppression action team

vermouth

Who are these guys

vermouth

Like that animal blundetto

Of course

Oh my god. That poor bull.

Treppy

where are my eden ring references felix?!

joshkkeegan

Felix heads stay winning

Chris

matt really said Matchavelli

Adam

Honestly can’t believe felix can read

Cindy Carrot

I walked by Rod Dreher in vienna two weeks ago! I was too starstruck to yell a homophobic slur!

The Etymology of Nonsense

The Mother Jones article on Lauren boebert was the worst take on her that I've seen so far. In summary, "we've pointed out that she's racist and it didn't end her career. We don't need to resort to shaming her for allegedly having an abortion!" Yeah, because her base doesn't get off on her racism while tut tutting abortions.

Isaac Suárez

Great show! Specific comment on junior officer coups and taking power in the face of collapse: the only examples that come to mind of that happening are in states experiencing the end stages of civil conflict, mostly in sub Saharan Africa. The most recent cases: Niger in 2010 (a captain in the presidential guard led the overthrow of a civilian government after the army was routed by Touareg and Islamist rebels, he ceded power in 2011 following another election.) Another example would be in Liberia in 1980 where Samuel Doe, a master sergeant, overthrew then president Tolbert and executed him along with most of his cabinet on live television (this coup did not follow a civil war but was prompted by longstanding ethnic divisions between a small Américo-Liberian elite and large, diverse majority of various “native” groups. It was very likely supported to some degree by the CIA because the expected president had made the mistake of opening up diplomatic relations with the Soviet Union and China.) Another example would be Foday Sankoh of Sierra Leone, who had served as a corporal in the signals corps of the Sierra Leone army before backing a failed coup, deserting, and, after fleeing to Libya (where he received training) he was supported by Charles Taylor in his invasion and takeover of the country. He was the leader of the RUF (famously featured in the movie Blood Diamond, and notorious for its use of child soldiers, and mass terror/pillage as a relatively effective strategy of war.) Long story short: if our only salvation is a junior officer or nco free movement, we are likely very much fucked.

justdave

Trump is soo fucking funny, damn him, calling it a 'byesikl' is so good, it's like he's infantalizing every person who hates him in one word, he's like Picasso, he paints with colors I'm not educated enough to have seen (also hes a rapist, but whatever that doesn't really matter to anyone)

justdave

Better than reno (where I'm from)

james

Mf said “exsanguinated”

Alec

Yes the prince matchaveli, inventor of green tea

Antipaganda

I am always here for the adventures of Rod Dreher, the gayest homophobe.

Mauve_Avenger

Anyone know the name of that orchestral song playing as the outro to the Dreher piece?

Andrew Irwin

Rob has a son named Matt, there’s a wikia for him called Wikipedia

etienne

E4 Mafia coup

justdave

It's brahms, hungarian dances number 5 MAMUSHKA!

justdave

MAMUSHKA, MAMUSHKA, WE DANCE THE DANCE, OF BROOTHERLY LOOOVE!

AKorgar

St Cuckbert

AKorgar

President of Columbia Records

AKorgar

David is why Chapo needs a day care section so parents can listen in peace

Mauve_Avenger

Aaah thanks very much. Blast from my middle school past when US public schools still had music programs (we played it terribly but we played it anyways goddamnit)

justdave

I love how listening to a podcast makes you a grown-up

justdave

Also the home town of L Ron Hubbard, and last home of Mark Twain, he said something like 'criminals are cool, fuck normies'

justdave

As long as you play (I haven't touched an instrument in years, and I played in Carnegie hall and sang on stage with the Dead Kennedys)

justdave

Today at the ranch, ranger and another baby, Braveheart would not leave me alone, you have not lived until you've been excitedly greeted by baby horses

Gengeros

Gustavo Petro is a sell out fraud who the bourgeoisie choose to put the real left to sleep on Columbia. Columbia has been engaged in revolution/people’s war since 1964. It’s not gonna end because some comprador got elected. Honestly might have been better to get the wolf aka the far right elected in Columbia than the wolf in sleeps clothing. Malcolm x reference there.

Alexandr

The homoest gayiphobe.

justdave

In nomine patris tui

justdave

*Like really huggin you*

blackFFillip

Chris is replacing Will with Mayim Bialik

nicedickdude

Normal, everyday people scammed the fuck out of PPP.

DopeTipped's Raid:Shadow Lessons

I can attest to that. Most of the homeless I do outreach with here in SF were all over PPP from the drop. People were making up fake mall buisiness claims like hat stores and tattoo parlors and just coming up left and right for months... On the other hand know a couple of music venues that applied, one out of 4 got the help they needed.

teacup

Not sure if anyone else caught it, but that last line is a Malcolm X reference. ✊

teacup

Doesn't sound worth it... you can get up to 30 years and $1 million in fines for PPP loan fraud

etienne

we have credible evidence to believe that they're both somewhere in the LA area while will and chris are still in brooklyn

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

I can't believe the boys did a Rod reading without Will, poor guy is missing out. Good episode, even without the regular pacing and the anchor that is Will.

etienne

yeaahhhh ... I guess we might as well become a superfederal amalgamation of city-states [2 seconds later] supreme court makes it illegal for states to do anything if there isn't a precedent dating from before the Articles of Confederation

Aaron Craig

Hey can you guys investigate the fake tipping system that South Beach Miami has made mandatory for restaurants? This is the dumbest and most irritating scam I have ever seen. Literally nowhere else has this bullshit. I am very confident that this will be of interest to you. I am trying to figure out who is responsible for this.

Sean

This was a good ep. The past couple episodes haven't scratched my itch so I've been listening to CushVlogs, so it's good to get some societal analysis again.

Evan Scott

are you talking about the service surcharges which have become pretty standard a lot of places since the pandemic or something else

Zach Beale

Theres no chance in hell dreher is getting back into Austria by asking nicely. Austrian immigration authorities are some of the most uncompromising hardassed people out there. lol

justdave

In the future 'warring states era' of america, your diamio will comand your goofy top knot and wierd male thong wearin ass to go and fight, meanwhile your starving wife and daughter will flee to the countryside, luring wayward ronin into spike traps, becoming grotesque ghouls of the battlefield, preying on the weak and infermed. Its gonna be awsome

T Delgado

Wish I payed off my student debt this way 😢

Kinetics Video

Weren't The Young Turks and The Decembrists kind of the situation? So I guess the outcome for us is they fail but get either a news network or indie band named after them. Want to put in that Northern CA is more like Scotland than France imho.

The Children of Jack Acid

I saved your dad's life today. He almost broke his neck trying to choke down my load but I yanked his head away in time and I just jizzed all over his face instead.

justdave

Should of let him die, ooh wait he died less than a month ago with me wiping the shit off his evil child beating ass, telling him 'its alright' -I'm glad he's still kicking though, considering I actually shook his corpses hand

justdave

And I gave him his last drink of water in this world, so if you were there beating off, how come you didnt help? Stick to molesting wayward teenagers, leave corpses alone

Maxwell Harkness

ooh making a cameo appearance, can't wait for his next movie in the civil rights cinematic universe