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661 - My Son, My Son What Have Ye Done? (9/8/22) (Patreon)

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2022-09-09 02:50:39
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2026-06

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We pay our respects to Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, then give our review of Breitbart’s new Hunter Biden biopic “My Son Hunter”.

Dates & Tickets to all our upcoming shows: https://www.chapotraphouse.com/live

And of course, links to our new merch: https://chapotraphouse.shop/

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etienne

rip in peaces

AbeLinkin

God save the queef

Clint Pelvis

typical la bullshit 🤷‍♂️

J. A.

You're telling me now for the first time.

Isaac Jones

'ate the queen, 'ate the crown, simple as

Luke B

Praise Allah she died on a Chapo upload day

Antipaganda

Liz Truss killed the Queen. That last meeting probably sent her over the edge.

Elai Kehler

i keep seeing that the queen died but Marianne Williamson is still alive???

Major bit me

Anyone else like the cut of this Charles fellow’s jib?

etienne

his cut is ass and his jib is garbage. we don't like any of it

Andrew Cross

queen dying on larouche’s 100th birthday, massive dub for the executive intelligence review

plainwrap

R.I.P. Queen Elizabeth. Let's hope they could still save the baby.

Hunter

Gotta say, I disagree with the whole “she won so there’s no point in making Gritty-level jokes on Twitter about her dying” thing. Obviously SHE won, but some of the worst fucking people on earth lost today, and if mocking her upsets them and rubs it in their face, that’s a win for me.

B2B Commuter

🌞👑☀️👑🌞👑☀️👑🤴 Louise XIV is still the goat Liz had all of the advantages of modern medicine and still couldn’t out reign someone who lived in the 17th century who was probably getting leeches.

Jessica S

I can’t get the Charles in Charge theme song out of my head.

Jessica S

True. There’s always a point to making jokes about rich people, that they are royalty makes it damn near a civic duty.

William Evans

She just died? Wow, I didn't know that — I just, uh, you’re telling me now for the first time…

Gordon Schmidt

Lets go King Chuck. Chucky III. Boris will come back. Patriots are in control

etienne

lizzy the lizzard dies after acchieving a paltry "all of her legislative and judicial agenda". back slaps everyone

Antipaganda

Kinda shitting on your foreign fans here, Chapo. Very American. Two thumbs up!

Mitch H.

Cavaliers are in control

Hunter

Lmao what “legislative and judicial agenda,” she was a figurehead monarch whose main concerns were related to foreign affairs and her reign saw her fail to keep the decolonized nations in the commonwealth and saw her humiliated by all of the swollen-faced Tory cunts voting for Brexit. We’re about a year away from the proposed date for a second Scottish referendum, she could very well be the last “British” monarch. She won in the sense that she lived to be old as fuck and lived a life of complete luxury, but unless you think winning the Falklands War and indyref1 was “all of her legislative and judicial agenda,” she absolutely did not get everything she wanted. Whether she won or not isn’t the point, I’m more focused on the living orange tory cunts that were sad to see her go, but you can’t even do the same tired refrain of “they got everything they wanted” because she didn’t, she failed

Louis

May God above Send down a dove With teeth as sharp as razors To slit the throats Of the English dogs Who hung our Irish leaders

Jason Weiser

Playing Smiths instead of Sex Pistols, very sus boys or should I say frens?

J P 3

There is no question that we have a corrupt, self-dealing political elite. But the kind of "innovations" that the Trump family did are just on a completely different order of scale and magnitude. My recollection is that Jared and Ivanka reported $80 million of income in a single year when Jared was an "advisor" to the president. It took the Clintons almost two decades of "giving speeches" to accumulate half that wealth. There were the Trump Hotels and properties scattered around the globe, which could have easily been functional bribe drop boxes. There were the Trump trademarks that were fast-tracked in China when Trump was president (I am assuming that the treatment of the Uighurs didn't exactly register as a deal-breaker). Hunter Biden's net worth is $1 million (after having burned through $6 million he raked in during a two year period). That level of cashing in on a family name seems pretty quaint after the Trump years.

Robert Cullimore

Andy Breitbart died running so they could fly

Post Void

Both front men are hacks.

Juji Gatame

Just 3 days ago the newspapers had dug up a video from her student days where she was staunchly anti-monarchy...people are joking her whole Tory career was just her trying to get close to the Queen to do the job

Scott

Sex Pistols’ fans are fash. There’s a new Tory MP who lists one of his interests as “punk rock” lol. Morrissey is probably the only Smiths’ fan who is fash, but he is at least an Irish republican

Scott

New cabinet member not new MP

D.O.D

Lol, Felix got shouted at by some bogger Garda from Offaly and he's still scared and crying 3years later

Of course

Michael "my mayor salary is $1 a year" Bloomberg started off at $4billion in 2002 and had over $30billion when he left office. Ivanka and Jared were, like Mike, already neck deep in financial and real estate (aka, money laundering and influence peddling) networks before the White House stint. The Clintons and Obamas started closer to scratch, and if you add their foundations (which you should), you're talking hundreds of millions, approaching billions. Not bad for "public service." Meanwhile, Nancy Pelosi and Mitch McConnell married most of their cash. The Bidens (Joe and "Doctor" Jill) are notoriously modest, mere 6-digit millionaires... a point Chapo makes often, as in Felix saying the average Chicago alderman has made more money in office than Joe, and Matt explaining that Joe sold out indebted workers to a credit card company for a logo-ed windbreaker.

BigBoto

great ep, but it's Glas-go, not Glas-gow Scotland. It's ok, us Yanks always make that mistake

Simon

listen pastries are not our strong point in ireland, sorry

No

LIZZY'S IN A BOX! IN A BOX! LIZZY'S IN A BOX!

Des Mosome

Folks. These Chapo hasbeens. Did you hear what they said about the Queen. Terrible. No respect. And the movies in their minds. They’re enemies of the people. I alone can protect you. I alone can say to you, go, watch Hell or High Water. You’ll love it. Huge. Huge.

No

It's a victory cause you know they could just keep her alive indefinitely using children’s blood or just weekend at bernies it, but she failed at the only thing she ever did which was be alive. And now all us colonial subjects are united across borders in the spirit of hating the Eternal Anglo, and that is true international solidarity

No

🎵 And it's so lonely on a limb 🎵

William

Coursergamrat, I respect your opinion but I gotta disagree. It's true the 14th Louis of France had the longest career but the game was different in those days. He started when he was, what, 8? Was he really being king and all that for the first ten years? Sounds to me that's just padding out his numbers. Now, I'm not saying he not in the conversation - the french franchise has some of the all-time greats in leauge history and this guy gets the nickname of "The Sun King"? That's all-history, all-star team material right there. But he was King when monarchy was at an all time high - queen over here keeping the game relevant for over 70 years, that's something. She kept the institution alive in some of the toughest years for the franchise when you got other monarchs giving up the game, abdicating this, granting freedom that. Queen over here also handling some big scandals - newspapers and shit ain't even a big deal when Louis was in the leauge and he could have anyone he wanted killed no question - Queen over here killing in secret and getting away clean as a whistle. All I'm saying is that, you gotta take the era into account when you talking about who's the all time, you know?

William

two takeaways - feels like conservative folk will want to win everything, including the culture war, which seems to pre-dispose them to overreaching. Also, it's pretty hilarous to see these conservative fucks splutter about how the deep state and the tech companies (basically one in the same at this point) stop stories from 'trending', etc - has that real "First Time?" meme energy with the blubbering old ass conservatives weeping about "ohh they could target you with all their access to your information! They can spy on you, do whatever they want to hush up stories they don't like". Very similar to all the jan 6 people who felt 'betrayed' by the cops beating the shit out of the magas after they got the word to break it up at the capitol. like, "you're supposed to be on our side, can't you see I'm wearing a thin blue line shirt?"

B2B Commuter

Hey William, first time, long time. You dominate your market, one of the big dawgs, and all that jazz, but you couldn’t be more wrong about Lizchoke Saxe-Coburg. You say it’s keeping the flame alive in the wilderness, but that’s clearly just describing playing a watered down schedule. My boy Louis had to deal with regicide, the Spanish, the English, the Dutch, and his own horny nobles. Liz has done a nice job navigating the republican forces of her era, but kings in Louis’ day really knew how to deal with the egalitarian element. Yeah, her husband/cousin’s family did face the blade for being a cupcake dynasty, but the game softened up before her time in the chair and at worst she was looking at a cushy retirement in the Caribbean or Switzerland. Whereas Louis’ reign was a high wire act that defied his era’s pitiful life expectancy and the unending army of haters that wanted to be the king of the fuck palace (not for nothing let me know when one of Liz’s houses becomes the setting for one of the all time bungled treaties of all time). ☀️ 🤴 🐐

Christopher Price

The download link is showing up on my phone. If it's not showing up for you, you might need to log back in to your account.

AlexT

Whenever they mention Kitty I am imagining a blonde lady with a wonky eye and weird tits who works for a fraudulent building developer

Clean Shirt Piggie

Queen dies and we get My Son Hunter instead of My Son Charles?

Clean Shirt Piggie

Come to the Chapo live show for your quick pro crow just before the midterm erection

etienne

I was making a sarcasm but thanks for the information, very interesting

Maxwell Harkness

this is another instance of Conservatives having only watched like 3 movies.

KatrinaJadeHelm

I didn’t mind the live eps, that one time Chris played the theremin was super tight

Doug Cartel

the only medicine you can chug like Gatorade is Dimetapp

Grant Hallan

Patreon app on my phone also seems to be missing that option now. Bye bye data I guess

Douglas McTague

Glad you were ticketed for throwing a cigarette butt on the ground. Tired of seeing that and gum and dog shit everywhere in the city -let alone the trash.

Telos_277

that keffals person is psychotic

Tim O'

C'mon, don't end live episodes because some ungrateful dopes complained. Just put them all on Patreon or something. Add like a "Greyer Wolf" tier or something.

Dean Painter

I also didn’t realize that the main woman was also in the beginning as the protester with the video

Ian Woods

That’ll teach those Windsors to stop fiddling with Hertz values

William

Hey, if we're talking horny nobles, I'll put up prince andrew against any the big 1-4 had in his bullpen. Like I said, I respect the Sun King but we gotta be honest here - he's still padding out his numbers with those early seasons of being King. He spent, what, ten years or so on the bench while others were handling the empire, right? Elizabeth wasn't on the bench for any of those 70 years. Also, arguably, she had a much bigger kingdom, economy, and military to, you know, deal with. Respect to the King, he did have one of the biggest armies in the world, but he's got a weak navy, weak economy, and most importantly, weak wars - where's his rings? Look, he made it to the finals several times but lost it in the War of Devolution and the War of the Spanish Succession

SF

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Kenneth Smith

All is going well, trust the plan. Construction can now start on the land bridge

Da

What the heck, did patreon disable download button on mobile? My flight nooo

Jack

That Black and Tans remix had me so pumped up, I need it

Mark Schneider

I bet Hunter talking to the dog was a subtle homage to Spike Lee's "Summer of Sam?"

Nolan

Doctors hate him, he’s able to achieve an erection while high on meth using one weird trick.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

Two heavy hitting movies coming out the same weekend: Clerks III and My Son Hunter

Scott

The lesson here is no matter what backwater nation you inhabit right now the real cancer on the face of the earth is the USA

wonderfell

I’m begging you please watch Alibaba Aur 40 Chor for your next movie ep. Incredible Russian-Indian film from the 80’s

T.A. Martin

It's a mistake not to play your live shows. Hearing your Harvard show was reason I bought tickets, drove down to Houston from Arkansas to see you guys live. Not all your hogs live in cities.

YukiNukem64x

Yeah the double feature from a few weeks was p dope.

AbeLinkin

I cast my hog ballot for the posting of live shows

Khemith

Basically another Hallmark movie for MAGA. Trying to reunite MAGA parents and their sane children.

A Loon

I still gotta stan for Pepi II Neferkare as the greatest - admittedly the records are sort of hazy in his 60th - 90th year as king - but isn't that the biggest win - riding your realm down into a 100 year dark age instead of giving up the throne early?

etienne

collecting bootleg chapo live eps and curating best date tapes like some kind of degenerate millenial deadhead

Julie Baxter

So glad y'all watch this shit so I don't have to. Also, received my ANTI ADHD TASK FORCE t-shirt. It is as soft as a cat but twice as inscrutable, so just ordered the Carousel Lounge and Paper-Clip shirts as well. For a Better America. Love, Julie.

orc

The screenwriters for this movie are Northern Irish unionists, interestingly

Son Goku

Please get Kyle K on and only talk about his tattoos.

B2B Commuter

Will seemed to be intentional about using the word audio when talking about how they weren’t going to release live shows. I’m hoping this is a fake out and they’re going to release them as videos going forward. 🤞

B2B Commuter

^^^^ “Actually Bill Russel is the GOAT”

blackFFillip

That’s probably a good movie but sorry, the boys are fully committed to deep dive reviews of trash like My Son Hunter

Dakota Burrell

New listener here - loved this episode. Does anyone know if the lads have done an episode on 2000 mules?

Jeff

Is downloading disabled again? The button isn't where I'm used to it being

Austin

My head exploded when Gina's character says, "Oh... and on an unrelated note... Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself."

Dan

One of the many things in this film that is probably true.

FeloniousUnc

Sorry…who is “Kyle K”?

Sam Sal

This mf said “drinking samosas”

Padjoe

Finally, the reveal of why Felix hates Ireland.

etienne

please use RSS

Scot Forsythe

Parka man was actually the “forgotten man” feels bad man get em outta here!🤣

Zach Lemon

I just want to note that the quality of comments on these union episodes is so different from normal shovelfuls of slop. Don't get me wrong, I love the slop as well, but it's refreshing not to see "you're gay" or Reactionary Zach blowing up the chat with nit-picky bullshit and Millennial Karenism.

prolet1312

This is a fantastic movie, I wanna party with Hunter now

Elliot Matheny

Kyle Kulinski, a progressive YouTuber with hilarious bro tattoos

J P 3

Yes, the Clintons and the Obamas, and the Bushes stink. It is a new gilded age of corruption and self-dealing. However, the Trump family's level of self-dealing is really on a completely different level. A lot of those politics aspire to be rich within the context of the U.S. political class. Trumps ambition was more on the level of a political capitalists like Erdogan, Putin, etc. Not simply being rich within their cohort, but to be the richest person in the country. Totalizing wealth. In order to do what Trump was doing in politics you really have to get to a point where you are privately profiting off the sale of state secrets. This, to the best of my knowledge, is not something that there is even a suggestion these other pols have done. There was a suggestion early in the Trump presidency, that Jared won the trust and support of MBS in part, by giving him a list of names from U.S. intelligence sources of internal dissidents. Once again, how normal is that for U.S. politics?