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677 - Better to Reign in Hellsite (11/4/22) (Patreon)

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2022-11-04 22:26:19
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2026-06

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We of course have to start off by taking stock of Elon Musk buying twitter, what that means for le hellsite, how things change, how they stay the same. Then, we finally take a look at the Pelosi hammer incident, and a complimentary Boss Ross piece on how the right’s become the left and the left - you won’t believe it - has become the right!

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otis

Where is Queen Amber tho

Major bit me

Like my comment or it’s proof I’ve been shadowbanned

Dyyyyylan

Mr. Pelosi did have a prostitute over, and it was Obama. It brings me no pleasure to report this.

Justin Roll

We are gonna need to go back to the Beltway Garage

Zach Pierce

Guys you’re a FCKING WEEK late for Hammer Time. Buss it

kenton

if the ladies say anything funny please reply

Greg

So what? Everyone here is gay.

Marcus

I'm assuming Paul is doing TRT and that's what saved his ancient ass.

Yairo Martis

Goddamn it, Matt is cheaper than my dad and deceased grandpa. Inconceivable.

Evan Pitkin

Will scraping the mike with his beard is great asmr.

Martin Kasey

Damn Katherine should write for Black Mirror

Terrance McDonald

I’ve been enjoying the satanic and hell themed episodes lately.

steaktipman

I would be one of Will’s ten followers. He’s my best friend

Ian Woods

Nothing like the world’s media losing their shit over the purchase of a dying social network predominantly used by that same media. I for one am confident he’ll fix it. I mean, my self-driving car took me through a one-way tunnel to my content moderator job on Mars just this morning, so you know he follows through.

Clean Shirt Piggie

Not getting Felix’s take on hammergate is like it didn’t even happen. I want my $8 back.

Hector Jaime

Oh wait, Matt Taibibi wrote a piece about the left becoming the right and the right becoming the left a couple of years ago too!

Dan

Fuck Twitter I’m on Hexbear

Dies Volt

Adam Curtis voice: Elon Musk is the hero of our time. A billionaire who thought he was building a better future for everyone ended up averting the singularity, completely on accident.

janedoe8265

"A fleshlight but for women"

cwen

Will sounds like he just finished four bags of Doritos. It’s a good day

Alex B

Amber Rolo should be permanent fourth mic!!!!

plainwrap

Getting hammered, waking up to the police tapping his window and suffering no ill consequences is Paul Pelosi's superpower.

Gulb

Maybe they could charge 8 dollars to get off of Twitter?

Walker Sigmon

Can Will buy a fucking mike that doesn’t static like an AM radio? Tiktokers doing interviews into iPhones sound better than this

j

Nice one

Gulb

Ever heard of the space pen? NASA needed this special pen because ball point pens don't work in 0 gravity. There's articles on Scientific American and the NASA website backing this up. Except ballpoint pens totally work fine in space. Astronauts from all countries use them in space regularly. There is no truth.

Richard R

Love love love the ladies of the american revolution or whatever they're called. Group couples therapy Yas.

Nolan

The lost tribe of Boston Israel will finally be recognized after the midterms. We will line Gaza with Dunkin Donuts and you will be powerless to stop us.

Laurel

Great way to end this week. Delicious slop. TY!

Shannon

man i love y’all but some of us are sad to leave shitty jobs cause we are forced to work way longer than we should, and you connect with the people there and probably do see them more than your own family. if you get to know them and build camaraderie it hurts to lose that daily connection and to know they will suffer. idk. no one misses sitting at a computer they miss the connection

Clean Shirt Piggie

No concern that 82 yo Paul is worth $130M yet had inadequate staffing/security to keep Hammerin’ Hank out of the mansion?

Jessica S

I’m a bit concerned over Matt seeing so many catheter ads - lol.

Kerri

#notmyamber

Khemith

Tupac had security and still got got.

Maddy

Love the WAGs

Aaron Baer

Catherine's Nancy pelosi campaign contribution joke is spot on !!! 😂

YukiNukem64x

Still don't really care who killed JFK. I mean good riddance?

THEKILLERWHALE

Katherine had her own mic so I have no idea what you are talking about.

Chris

I've never had this problem but I also have always had people in my real life id rather be with

Nick Murphy

holy shit, that michele foucault joke knocked me out COLD

Iain Hood

Allen Dulles said it's my turn on the presidency.

Goji

I love when Catherine and Amber are on!

Terrance McDonald

Holy shit when the ladies talked about catching Will and Matt reading tweets. I died. Will and Matt were just silent. So so so so funny.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I worked at a deli for around three years with terrible pay (where I definitely should’ve made twice what I had considering the traffic and workload we had), demeaning treatment, and a brutal amount of work. I stayed for as long as I did cause I liked most of the people I worked with. I didn’t go back only cause I left for school and (allegedly) the manager didn’t want me back cause I talked back to her too much.

Bobi Jon-son Kenobi

I stayed at a terrible deli job for almost 3 years because I liked most of the people I worked with

justdave

I long for that special person wh WANTS to watch grandma porn and industrial accident safety videos with me while I wear sunglasses and a trench coat and blast cigs and expiremental dopamine inhibiters

justdave

I've had gay sex, not braggin, but I've done it

Johnny on da Island

Screen-sidling is a pox on humanity. Allow us our internetting in peace.

james

A man’s timeline is his own business

orc

“Dear Slate, I am a popular podcast host and my wife keeps reading my TL over my shoulder…”

chris dray

this was the first chapo double date and it was a lot of fun

Johnny B

They only follow through with the assassination when you bring up their money.

YukiNukem64x

I guess he just drunk the coolaid of polsci losers. Just analyses of bourgeois intrigue.

Crash Test Orphan

38:30 Matt predicting Aaron Carter (RIP) what does he know

Logan

I think that's just his voice

orc

also Katherine is not a terrible 4th mic

justdave

A place to sleep when I was 19

Coupcumber

Are transcripts available for the patreon episodes?

Hector Jaime

I tell myself this during my last two weeks at every job I quit. Then on my first day off in between jobs, I think “fuck yeah dude, this rules!” And that’s that.

Hector Jaime

Or at the very least, you should get a blue checkmark next to your name in this here comment thread.

J.P. McD.

My Felixism is for “Who Shot J.R.?” what’s yours?

Zsoro

Debased Depravity

J.P. McD.

Wtf, I put Father Ted S1E1 on Tubi after this and a guy is wearing an “I SHOT JR” shirt. I’m plugged in folks.

Thomas Carroll

Classic synchronisation. This is your dream, friend

Ben

We love katherine and amber

THEKILLERWHALE

She is great. Normally it would be the height of lameness to bring your GF in as a fourth mic, but she is a great riffer.

Troy

It was his lover. He referred to David by name and called him a “friend” on the 911 call

Clint Pelvis

a voice built for print media

orc

…on a podcast that mostly reviews articles

Hunter

Katherine is smart and funny!

Post Void

Sorry your waifu is taking time to load.

William

This was cringe

etienne

like a hammer is 30$ right?

Jack Cleaver

I keep giving money to these people because I don’t won’t to die and see this show as a time capsule of what once was. Please for the love of odin murder me and cancel my credit card. 10/10 funny shit bro

Yarblockos

Yes Roundtree! Please do a Sexy Beast episode

Beehive Fucker

we love it when Will pours a cupful of rice krispies into the mic before the podcast, don't we folks?

Andrew Grissom

The funniest part about Elon buying Twitter is that annoying resistance libs are now convinced that they’re on some Hero’s journey to save democracy by tweeting DNC talking points or whatever.

Jay

I would do a whole other Patreon just to hear the girls continually roast the guys.

Brendan A. MacWade

That Intercept Story by Lee Fang cited by Ross the Boss is totally full of falsehoods. Marcy Wheeler and others have gone over point by point how it is almost entirely false. And the facts mentioned in the story have nothing to do with the point Fang is trying to make. It is beyond bizarre.

Avram A Hartman

Loved every minute. Katherine and Amber could be permanent additions.

Budget Hireling

Wow very offensive that they bimbo-ified felix and made Amber talk different. If I wanted to hear about women's thoughts or experiences, I would have gone outside. Clearly you have lost touch with your audience, chapo listeners have deep phobias about women or have become women to own them with logic. Very out of touch episode, don't let it happen again.

Shiv

#FreeKatherine

Clint Pelvis

first of all its jfk second of all he was president ppl talk about it all the time

J.P. McD.

Warren voter dude on my FB was saying how it’s the death of democracy

Evan Scott

Estwing hammers can be $30-40 but those are like really nice contractor hammers. I'm pretty sure you can get a cheapo one for like $10

Evan Scott

Harbor freight does hammers for $5 lol

Jason K

… but then something incredible happened. Something … nobody could predict

Hector Jaime

Wait, how is that different from before?

Elliot Matheny

Will and Kathy are perfect for each other, will shoves his voice into his nose and Kathy’s soft palate is more collapsed than tower 7. Together, they could have a normal sounding voice

Scouse

Always amazed by how much misogyny there is in the comments bordering on inceldom. More Katherine and Amber and women pls

Jimmy McMillan

I hope Twitter survives. I've never been on it before but it's where some of my favorite podcasts mine their content from