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746 - Gordian, Not! (7/4/23) (Patreon)

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2023-07-05 05:37:46
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2026-06

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Happy holiday weekend, sorry we’re a bit late. To give them credit, the dry boys actually rallied to record as usual on Monday, this time it’s Chris who’s been off grilling and chilling in the woods. Anyway, we’ve got takes on the recent Supreme Court rulings, Twitter’s continued degradation, and drama among the loser nerds behind the DeSantis campaign.

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Jake V

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE #1 SHITHOLE COUNTRY 🦅🇺🇸🎆🗽

Jaage

Like this if you know the name grabmybuttstick

Andrew Cross

legit enjoying the sub-60 min duration for episodes

Barnabas

Late night slop

Waffle Poet

A Supreme Court decision with no standing? Who even gives a shit anymore. If Kagan wanted to be scathing, why not just show up to every foregone conclusion dressed for casual Friday?

ZombiePelican

Them doing away with gerrymandering in certain states won't do shit if the Democratic party within it is full of feckless losers happy to still let Republicans steamroll all over them like Louisiana

izi

FUCK THE BRITISH FUCK THE BRITISH FUCK THE BRITISH FUCK THE BRITISH FUCK THE BRITISH USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Leebos

I did just watch Oliver Stone's Alexander with my dad for the holiday. Sad lack of knots.

amit singh

3 hours of cringe, or?

Seymour Butz

Hearing Matt repeat Felix and Will’s mispronunciations under his breath makes me laugh every time

Stephen David Miller

Fun story: I knew Pedro Gonzalez when we were in our 20s. He lived in my hometown and hung out with a lot of my old high school friends post graduation. We used to talk a lot about politics in 2016. Back then he was completely new to politics but had just started on a Bernie-to-nihilist-to-alt-right sort of track, and I was a standard I’m With Her liberal who thought I knew everything and was probably incredibly annoying to argue with. I was just reading through hours of Facebook DMs we have together which feel like the most 2016 conversations on earth. Anyway, he deleted his Facebook and moved away shortly after changing his avi to Pepe and we lost touch in like 2017. I didn’t know what happened to him until last week when suddenly he was headline news and I was like “this guy works for Ron DeSantis, has been on Tucker 20+ times, and has Glen Greenwald defending his integrity?!” Literally the antisemitic shitposting was the only part about the story that *wasn’t* surprising, because he was very obviously heading for an edge lord phase after the election. But the speed at which he went from “random dude thinking about politics for the first time” to “rising star in the conservative moment” is wild.

Bob K Ross

Cool story about Facebook bro

Stephen David Miller

I mean we hung out in real life too but there’s no paper trail of cringey conversations for that

bator

LOL Jaziya Tax <==> Jadziya Dax

Jaime Christley

"American Gut" is an apt term for what the deal is with Elon's torso but, him being him, I think it's mostly neither subcutaneous fat nor visceral fat but a third, weirder thing

Tom

There is so much funny material you all could mine about Lex.

Geneyus

Enjoy our wonderful state of Wisconsin, Will. Do some pull tabs, grab a spotted cow and a bag of Buffalo cheese curds, and enjoy the lakes and mountains in the north! :)

Jon Spiegler

Who do I see for a Twitter scrape job? Freddy Otash

etienne

we need a scientific study of what dating Grimes did to him

NYCM&AHole

Hell yeah ring the dinner bell for lawyers too bad I’m not that type of lawyer.

Josh Tarpley

Todd Howard went on Lex Fridman. Josh Sawyer went on Chapo. Another W for Obsidian.

carl

im so sick of these crusty university deans

etienne

I still feel that way when I realize I was tumblr and facebook mutuals way before the events with the guy from Gamergate

absoluteboi

people are diffusing into other platforms/protocols based on their interests. bluesky is for the twitter 'in crowd' and their lapdogs, mastodon is for the general normies, nostr is for techies/conspiracy mongers, threads will probably be for the clout chasers and influencer types. we dont all belong in the same place so i think this is fine.

Alec

Would a bisexual raekwon also be built for cuban twinks?

Jake Zydek

so glad I've been too overworked to have learned of the existence of "bluesky"

Petrorenminbi

Wait is the gay wedding website company actually not even real? I thought they just didn’t do website design for weddings in general - which is essentially the same thing as far as the case is concerned

Will Thompson

I still can’t believe that DeSantis War Room Ad was real

Dustin Nelson

Wonder where in the WI Northwoods, I used to live in Ashland/by Bayfield

bill gorson

Embrace boat life just don't own a boat

Leebos

Absotutely cringe. But I live and die by that specific cringe

Matelda

Grounds for a criminal perjury prosecution, but this is America

Matelda

I heard on 5-4 one thing the Biden admin could have done was fast-track remove the debt in the actual system, i.e. wipe it off people's accounts rather than announce the program and wait for permission. Then it would have a different, much harder case to put the debt back. But they just aren't playing to win.

Bryan Williams

Gorsuch anonymously put the Sopranos Ojibwe saying up in the Supreme Court break room 5 years ago and as planned it's driving them all insane.

Nolan

Anyone know where to buy drugs in San Diego

William

Wasn’t the Biden crack driving in his book?

Daniel Martínez González

Felix saying that MMA used to be for antisocial freaks who have a complete set of real historical japanese blades in a tatami room in their apartments is just describing Baki. They should have the complete Baki The Grappler manga and its sequels in every MMA gym and it should be mandatory to learn it by heart, the trainer should ask "Who was the first opponent to Speck and what was the outcome of the fight" and the aspirant should know it instantly. Only then, after you have proven your commitment to creepy muscular boys being creepy muscular boys, you can actually start MMA training and that should filter all the IG and TikTok posers who want to impress women.

Daniel Martínez González

Mastodon being for normies is completely false, it's for the extreme resistance libs. I've never been felt so threatened in a social media site, it was like the Ned Flanders lobotomy world in treehouse of terror or the Black Hole Sun videoclip.

absoluteboi

arent they the normies tho?

Tim Mullen

Would love an addendum from Felix and Jon Bois on fighting and the age of loneliness. As a former hardcore fan who’s fallen out of love with the sport for the reasons Outlined in the final installment plus the politics, I’d love to see Felix’s analysis as the sport has changed a lot in the last 5 years

Nolan

Thank you, Tim.

J.P. McD.

Shorter podcasts (and TV/movies) in general is definitely a good thing, although Chapo main episodes are some of the few I’ll tolerate long. Obviously most hogs don’t agree with us though.

M.R. Alchemist

God, Zuck k***ing musk in the ring would be the most blessed timeline

etienne

retvrn to facebook

Nolan

Dawg i can’t believe I’m hearing Karelin vs Rulon Gardner discourse rn I’m actually smiling in public.

Eon Gattignolo

jams and a gg allin legalize murder t-shirt would be pretty funny

Eon Gattignolo

aside from 300 this is the most simultaneously homo-erotic/phobic movie I have ever seen

Logan

N'oink n'oink n'oink

C. Andrew

He had NIJ III+ plates installed over his vital organs.

Valerie

"33 is the correct age to die" Amen. Ready to end it all.

james

I love hearing about how relaxing Will’s life is!!!

Nolan

Woooooowwww there are no REAL ONES in the Chapo comments

T

Longer episodes mean more work for Chris. This is why I support 59 minute episodes.

T

I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. Wide Dick Willy. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.

veni

Vir-JIN-al never change, Will

Christian Johnson

NGL, I hope Felix does a Part II of "Fighting in the Age of Loneliness"

Christian Johnson

Damb bro, I posted for a "Fighting in the Age of Loneliness" in a reply above just a few minutes ago

Marcus

Smoking crack is whatever. Doing 170 on public roads is bad. But driving a 911 is just gross.

Axel H.

Funny, the subreddit is up in arms over this episode because of the boys’ tepid take on student loan debt and college. I do wish they had a bit more to say about it other than “no one should go to college”. The institution is fucked, but I do think there is value in higher education.

SF

wait, the reply guys got a new subreddit?? Can we get that one banned too?

skurafn

whats a subreddit

Harry P. Ness

Felix forgetting late former mayor of Toronto Rob Ford's crack video

etienne

i think it technically fails because someone else filmed but what a classic

ectoslavia

It's a reddit that subs to a domreddit

Matt Murphy

Did the opening theme sound slightly pitched down to anyone else or am I breathing that good air rn?

ectoslavia

Hunter has kind of a Sonny Crockett bod, which I didn't know they still made

Petrorenminbi

I don’t see why the fed can’t quantitatively ease the student debt. Yeah, the Dems will never do that because that would actually be a good solution - but why is no one (other than me afaik) proposing it? Just make that debt disappear down the fed’s gullet. It’s hungry right now with these high interest rates

James Browning

Streets of Rage! Finally a Chapo crossover

Josie

One of their BEST! The Musk/Zuck shit had me doubled over laughing- had to listen to this episode 2ce.

etienne

the fact that they also loginwalled the entire site is underdiscussed, it just completely destroy the usability of the platform as a public communication device

Donald

I was in Lakeville the 3rd and 4th. Felt good man.

Karl Childers

as a non twitter user i hope they never fix this and no one ever sends me a twitter link again

etienne

iunno i think it's good that public orgs and community stuff can send just tweets about what they do instead of needing a home domain to do communiqués but that's just my opinion

Ryan Henson

17th Street, between Market Street and Imperial Avenue\

Nolan

I’m walking down there right now with a wad of 100 dollar bills hanging out of my back pocket. Wish me luck!

NostromoDreams

I'm torn up, I didn't see it, so I had no idea what the boys were talking about.

etienne

at that point i'd like jon bois to post ... something

aarinsanity

affirmative action was just bad policy seemed to only be favored by elitist libs

Reece Coren

winner of elon zucc fights bagel boss

Poppy Chulo

There were so many great moments with Rob Ford. My favorite was when he had a press conference denying that he said he wanted to eat a staffers pussy and refuted that claim by saying he "had plenty to eat at home." I couldn't stop laughing. I still smile whenever I think about it. https://youtu.be/nEIBtB3sS5c

Cody

i wish chapo did one more show a week

J.P. McD.

What was the Felix AA “sober for 3 months” “hate me today” song reference?

Leon Sugarfoot

This was my newborn baby's (born last Sunday) first Chapo.

Leon Sugarfoot

p.s. Elon's body looks like that bc all the ecstasy/adrenochrome Grimes and him did

J.P. McD.

Ah ok end of episode makes it clear

Alan Fulcher

I think that’s a Blue October song? Hadn’t thought about that band in a long time lol

Alan Fulcher

I turn 33 this year. I think I’ve seen enough

Naked Shitter

MSNBC was on in the background and Chris Hayes also made the comparison that DeSantis was this election's Ted Cruz and used the Omar line "you come at the king best not miss." Someone was listening to the other.

Ryan

Great take, couldn't agree more. I became a fan and fell out of being a hardcore fan in a pretty quick time (prob about a year and a half total) while it became clear just how much the sport was shifting. Would be really rad to see an 'epilogue' of the recent shifts in the sport.

Ryan

@etienne I am holding out hope for a 'History of the Sacramento Kings' -- I think there's a lot of material to work there with those great 2000s-era teams, early (EARLY) success in the league, and the multiple relocations before then.

Jon

Will getting midwest pilled? We love to see it.

Alice Pooper

They might be self aware enough not to push that too hard cause they’re all college boys…

Jay Wright 669

Wait, did Will buy the bar a round because he LOST a shake-a-day?! Will, you’re supposed to buy a round when you WIN! Because everyone’s a winner when you’re a winner

ab3_ogen

Song at the end?