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750 - Hungwy Man (7/17/23) (Patreon)

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2023-07-18 03:48:09
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2026-06

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We examine the continued agonies of Catturd, Charlie Kirk’s incompetent racism, RFK Jr’s donor fart party, and of course the quickly collapsing DeSantis campaign. Did DeSantis say “mmm…hungwy”? Well, empirically the answer is no, but spiritually the answer is yes.

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Joel.

Trying to get that sub 2 hour work week 😁

C. Ries

“Ok so the deSantis video is completely fake. But the fact that I thought it was possible really makes you think, doesn’t it”?

Paul F. Holzfäller

I’m sure that’s a common reaction while watching BLR videos.

Will Thompson

You wake up. Your brothers and sisters are wallowing in mud, fresh from yesterday’s rain. The goats next door are frolicking and bleating, still beaming from welcoming their kids into this idyllic, carefree world. And then you smell it. Your portly belly rumbles in anticipation as a primal joy overcomes you. You roll around in the mud, snorting, grunting. You see a man in overalls emerge from the red house… Farmer Chris pours the slop into the trough

Methew

This slop doesn’t suck tho👉👈

Joe Warren

Holy cow, happy 750!

Jessie Cherbak

An episode of the Chapo and TrueAnon folks bitching about airlines, together

Antipaganda

Damn. Pit of despair at the end there. And no Matt to interject with "It's capitalism, baby! The rate of profit will always decline!"

Kollie123

Charlie Kirk wishes he could riff off absurd black people names like Nick Mullens Bernie town hall bit

J.P. McD.

Do you watch television programs and think “these lazy bums only work 50 minutes a week”?

J.P. McD.

YC drops his “always book the earliest flight out” wisdom

Negative Affirmations

Will says they talked about this Doug Bergen guy, but I am right there with Felix. I can't remember anything about this guy. Then Will talked about Borden again and I still can't remember a anything about him except that the article is about how forgettable Bundan is.

SolFan 8000

I got a ticket to see Sound of Freedom for free. I wish I didn't go

Jessica Rios

I am glad Matt is getting time away. I hope miss him though!!

Jessica Rios

Yes it’s fake but even knowing that, I still feel repulsed by the memory of when I thought it was real. It did it’s damage to a man who deserves every bit of humiliation he’s getting 😂

Joe

Earlier tonight my wife and I saw a plumbing company van with the vanity plate "DOODOO". The world is still worth saving.

Dan

The GOAT of reactionary Canadian pundits is still Ezra Levant. Besides him, basically any columnist from one of the SUN newspapers chosen at random will do.

Ty G.

It’s sugar man

Methew

When america goes fascists and they do a holocaust on whoever, theyre gonna cover them in shredded cheese and put them in giant microwaves

Brendan Costello

Wait, Kucinich is RFK Jr's campaign manager? WTAF

Last Years Man

I've met Anthony Haden Guest when he interviewed my old boss (an artist). He is a real character and Christopher Guest's brother. As an interviewer, though, he was a disaster. The kind who talks more than the subject they're interviewing and already has answers in mind to the questions he's asking.

SF

re: RFK bioweapon comment, it’s very revealing how all the mainstream media are harrumphing about RFK’s antisemitism but none of them have any problem whatsoever with how wildly sinophobic it is

Last Years Man

Felix is absolutely right about "weebism for jews" in East Asia. I've lived in Japan for years and a Japanese friend once tried to sell me on a book (in japanese) called "The POwer of the Jews" (Yudaya no Chikara). It was basically a collectoin of anti-semetic tropes about Jews being geniuses with money and secretly controlling the world, only it was sold as a set of life instructions that Japanese should learn from.

colin muller

Non ironic version of cumtown dnc bit

Of course

DeSantis's hungwy thing is like GWBush's "the problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur". Dubya never said it, it's not factual, but the story is completely true anyway.

Last Years Man

IN fairness, the original clip is from Bad Lip Reading, meaning it was satire. And one of the goals of satire is to use exaggeration or absurdity to reveal truth.

Jö

does anyone remember in which recent ep matt got excited about a potential korn/numetal revival

Wario Argento

He's not a media type at all anymore but Adam Yoshida was a particularly strange bit of grievance politics from the Aughts

etienne

realname Shmuley Boteach

Henry

Looking forward to reading whoever the John Cass of Toronto is

Flesh Colored Subaru

Is Felix's secret project about vanity movies made by rappers? He's mentioned like 3 in the last 2 weeks

etienne

can't wait to hear will do a reading series about Mathieu Bock-Côté

Hunter

I vividly remember Will calling Truckers the bourgeoisie during their strike. Do you not see the irony in defending Actors as this noble profession?

Eric

I vividly remember Will saying he likes apples. Do you not see the irony in saying he dislikes oranges?

Fingerless

distinctly remember a facebook screencap of a conservative speculating that the reason Avatar 2 beat Top Gun Maverick's gross is because Newsom was filling out theaters with illegal immigrants

Rich Crowe

Thinking about the 2003 Auburn backfield guest piloting my next flight

tanmantincan

Actors are cool truckers are gay need I say more?

Beehive Fucker

Japanese culture is hilariously racist

Last Years Man

There is racism present, just like everywhere else, but to ascribe to it any special nature or imply that it's some sort of fundamental element of the culture is a pretty snide thing to do. It's no better or worse in that regard than America and one could argue that people here at least try to be civil. Just saying.

T

Someone please email them a Rex Murphy article. I ran out of free National Post articles so I can't do it myself.

K H

I can confirm MILFs are being trafficked away from theatres. I have seen HUNDREDS of videos of MILFs being abducted by bus. They are later placed and held in dryers. If I see a MILF upset in a supermarket I will tactically and kinetically intervene.

K H

Did it explain how to expand your AT field or synchronize with your mech? At least how to make your dad love you?

B2B Commuter

You’re so real for choosing 2003 over 2004.

K H

Kucinich is a joke and was basically the only reason I kept taking Tulsi Gabbard seriously when she ran for pres. I assume his wife is still hot so what do I know.

Last Years Man

No, it was about how you can apply the lessons of Jewish wisdom to become rich and powerful. Also, ya'll need to update your stereotypes. The stock of men, especially fathers, in this country is WAY down over the last ten years. In terms of numbers, they still dominate of course, but culturally, the conventional wisdom (among Japanese) is that "Old men" are destroying the country and need to all go away. There's even a word for it. The "jiji mondai". Jiji being the slang word for grandpa or "an old fart"　（and yes, I realize those were Evangelion references)

Jim Chapman

When I saw the title, I thought this one was going to be about Rod Dreher.

C. Andrew

The man is a talent, Mr. Chapo, a talent!

Thom

if truckers are the working class then why are they constantly blowing each other?

Jacob

Gonzo politics

Evan Bury

Evan Solomon is a terrible Canadian media personality

Thom

Christopher Hitchens spent so much energy debating Schmuley Boteach on stage it killed him

Ian H

Yeah Sinophobia and Russophobia have fully reached early-aughts Islamophobia levels across seemingly all Anglophone media. I saw a Guardian article on Wimbledon the other day entirely focused on unmasking the sinister hidden agenda and cynical deceit of Daniil Medvedev and Aryna Sabalenka being like, good at tennis and friendly in interviews. Sort of terrifying considering we're not even at war yet.

Petrorenminbi

There’s a lot of stochastic violence against real, non-lizard, people, I’m fine with Ron Perlman encouraging some against Bob Iger

Ian H

What strike are we talking about here? If you mean the Canadian rallies, that wasn't an industrial action aimed at like, shipping companies, it was a political protest aimed at the government over public health policy. Not really a strike. And if we're being technical here, an owner-operater long-haul trucker *is* petit-bourgeois, since they're self-employed and own their own tools, where an actor who exclusively earns a living by their wage from a studio is still a worker, regardless of how high that wage is. It's about the relationship to production, not the dollar amount. Now of course, nothing is that simple in the 21st century, even independent truckers are increasingly proletarianized by the demands of monopsony buyers and lots of actors own like a restaurant or a makeup line or something, but the salt of the earth trucker/hollywood sicko elite line you seem to be drawing here doesn't work at all.

A RHINO

I'd go to rebel news to see Canadian shit heads, or just look at Pierre polliver or Justin Trudeau, there's also Doug Ford

Jaime Christley

Lots to be said about the weird new models of "buying stuff" that frequently entails being baited into committing to a subscription model; this has been the shift in software/gaming over the last 20-odd years. And now you can not only buy a grotesquely marked-up treadmill or exercise bike, you're also pressganged into an expensive monthly "plan", without which you don't have access to dozens upon dozens of soy-faced jocks and yelling spin class ladies, and you have to put in your own settings like some Dickensian street urchin. Although I don't doubt in the least that, if they could, these companies would gladly continue to charge an exorbitant amount of money to "own" a piece of exercise equipment, and then brick that equipment if you don't pay a monthly fee. Like that scene in Ubik where the protagonist has to put coins in a meter to use the door to his apartment. At what point is all this going to evaporate and they'll just eliminate all the buying and selling and products and services and just go around stoving people's heads in and taking their money, Blood Meridian style?

T

Never trust a MILF-hunter.

Travis Dalenberg

Steely Dan is way better than that shit. Nor does steely Dan sound like whatever that Tim cast band ass shit was.

etienne

The "I'm Hungwy" Video Did Not Take Place - Jean Baudrillard

——

Holy shjt this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read on here

Jonathan G

Felix described hearing about Doug Burgum being like being taught a card game - and I feel that!

Brendan Kneeland

Chris I heard your “Deshart” joke and lol’d for the record 😂

Julie Baxter

Everything does suck. Can't think of a single thing that doesn't suck. And nothing will ever not suck ever again.

Derwood

TrueAnon was talking about doing a whole airline episode about how fuckin awful the whole industry is

Jaime Christley

You can second-hand hear about Ron Perlman vaguely threatening to burn down that producer cunt's house and be like "ohh, you actors lol" but hearing him actually say it at the end of the show.... pretty convincing! In the old days you had character actors who were genuine hard guys like Charles Bickford, who at the age of 9 stabbed a motorman who ran over his dog and almost got an attempted murder rap. The late great Lawrence Tierney was one of the last of that type, but I dunno.... if Ron Perlman was jabbing a finger into my sternum and telling me to stop having my dog shit on his lawn, I wouldn't sass him.

Paul F. Holzfäller

“I’m farting, I’m gay, and my dick is small!” -Doug Deshart

Paul F. Holzfäller

I’m guessing Ron could perfectly replicate every torture scene from Sons of Anarchy with the gear he has at home.

HarshMalarkey

True Anon's calling card is talking about episodes they should do in the future

Patrick Carroll

Charlie Kirk was thinking of Cadillac Williams, 2005 nfl rookie of the year

Dan

Not as long as Ezra Levant lives and breaths (but Rex Murphy is bad).

Wario Argento

"Whom amongst us does not enjoy NASCAR"

K H

It's a time for men of action. TV stars correctly thought they could be presidents, so why not revolutionaries?

Dan

If you want to get silly at your Canadian live shows, have some fun with right-wing gadfly/ frequent dedendant Kevin J. Johnston. He's kind of a Canadian Laura Loomer?

K H

"I smell something stiiiiinkyyyyy"

K H

There we go. Owner operators literally undercut each other and are the reason for low trucker pay despite the country being totally dependent on trucks. I never did the homework so don't know what the right term is but they're definitely adult children of alcoholics.

K H

Oh so they have "ok boomer" too.

Wario Argento

It's not just airlines, you're getting hit up for more money to jump lines at amusement parks for velvet rope service, which creates new incentives to chisel more money out of you as you're trying to stay a step ahead of the poor bastards behind you getting heat stroke. Felix, do a Great America episode.

K H

They are very bad. It's getting absurd. Kind of shocking really. That is the future of all industry. You just see it sooner because it's so capital intensive and the margins are so tight.

——

It’s wild how much chapo toes the center left party line on Covid stuff.

Arid

Charlie may have been thinking of Carnell Lamar "Cadillac" Williams, a football running-back for Auburn University 01-04. Played in the NFL and actually coached Auburn in 2022. He was a star player and very famous in Alabama. And as football is life down here, everyone knows who he is. I WOULD LET HIM FLY MY PLANE

James Kellner

All they really said was be consistent

Karl Childers

haven't they been doing that since forever, i swear as a kid i went to great america and there was already a separate line for people with season passes or whatever

etienne

the ottawa convoy guys were all cops and business owners

Paul F. Holzfäller

I was weirdly disturbed by the sound of that woman’s voice. Think it was because I was imagining hearing that same phrase just outside my window at night.😱

Seth Salgo

had the same thought

Seth Salgo

had the same thought

I am become reply guy

If you had told me the phrase ‘abrupt rumpus’ was in this ep I would have bet my life Matt said it.

Tam Mansilver

Love to hear how everything sucks and airlines are bad from millionaires on my subway ride back from a 10 hour shift.

Logan

Chompy Tramp House. The animal shelter for junkyard dogs. We'll lick your face and piss on your furniture. Woof woof woof.

Wisselbanken

Might've been one of the shittier episodes in a while.

james

I SWORE I heard Matthew laughing at the Cadillac bit

Jaime Christley

If I was on that plane I’d tell them they better CALL TYROOOOONE (Sorry I’m late, I’m forever behind the eight ball this week)

J Fitz

Saw Ron Perlman at the grocery store a few months ago wearing a Young Turks hoodie. Also, has the show ever read a Conrad Black article? He’s Canadian and the closest living approximation of a real-life PG Wodehouse character.

Eddie Barrow

Barbara and Jonathan Kay are an excellent Canadian mother-son shithead duo

Axel H.

Why, because they don’t think it spares Jews or that the vaccines cause autism? What’s the “leftist” take they’re supposed to have? You sound like another butthurt RFK Jr fan.

Hunter

Axel it’s scientifically proven that ashkenazi Jews and Chinese DNA wasn’t as compatible w the virus. That isn’t disputed, it’s that it was engineered that way that’s up for debate

Axel H.

Genuinely can’t tell if this is satire because that’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever read in a Patreon comment.

Hunter

study shows that COVID-19 appears to disproportionately affect certain races since the furin cleave docking site is most compatible with Blacks and Caucasians and least compatible with ethnic Chinese, Finns, and Ashkenazi Jews.

Tim Regan

Canadian shitheads: Rex Murphy. When he tried to shit on John Dunsworth (Jim Lahey Trailer Park Boys) on CBC saying he was ashamed of when people thought of Canadian comedy they thought of his show. And his resting face is a permasnear you just want tell him to fuck off.

Axel H.

Don’t see that in there at all, but sure, I’ll believe that’s true and not part of some retarded anti-Chinese anti-Semitic conspiracy theory because that’s what being “leftist” means now apparently.

Houthi & the Blowfish

Charlie Kirk who famously complains about not getting into West Point cuz he claimed that a black person got his spot

Hunter

You can be a leftist without staunchly defending every DNC talking point

Hunter

Brother come to the dark side, it was all a lie and always has been. Take the black pill

Axel H.

You can be a leftist without sounding like a tradcath Thiel-funded arthoe. I’m sure I’ll soon see the Jews and the Chinese as the ultimate evil like all true leftists, and not at all like every reactionary I know.

Robert Alexander Vaughn

Diaper Charlie's been on the payroll of the Kochs and other octogenarian ghouls his adult life and talks about merit lmao

Hunter

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/32664879/ Again, I’ll link the study that backs his claim that the furin cleave docking site is most compatible with blacks and Caucasians and least compatible with ethnic Chinese, Finns, and Ashkenazi Jews.

Hunter

lol immediately reverts to calling people racist

Axel H.

Yeah, there’s nothing more leftist than thinking China is evil. Boy, that sure is subversive. You’re a real rebel.

Hunter

Bro where are you getting that from? We should be building WITH china. Did you know Nixon tried to do that right before watergate happened? IIRC our stupid proxy war (we bravely sacrificed 300k Ukrainian lives) is only pushing Russia and China closer together

Hunter

“It’s easy to trick someone; it’s near impossible to convince someone they’ve been tricked”

Axel H.

God, I fucking hate RFK Jr supporters. “Sound of Freedom is a bad movie”, “you’re pro-pedophile!” “RFK Jr is a bad candidate”, “you love Hillary!” It’s like talking to a 9 year old.

gavin curran

No one who sounds like they use a voice changer to speak will ever be president

Nathan

They would have made fun of a politician that claimed the Chinese made a virus that doesn’t affect Jewish people in 2016 too. It’s a goofy thing to believe!

MKatieUltra

I went to an awards show for extras in Chicago in early 2020, as in the middle class SAG members. It started as a joke but people took it very seriously and dressed up and gave speeches. Honestly it was fucking heartwarming. Most of them were in Dick Wolf shows, and the categories were hilarious, Closest to the Main actor, Best Dead Body, etc.

Kelley

This sounds way better than the “official” award shows.

Jaime Christley

Even if some connection between race and epidemiology can be proved, empirally, in a lab, peer-reviewed, what have you - honestly there's nothing good to be gained there except "chalk one up for racist cunts". Maybe spend your time on something that will make life better, I dunno. Sometimes you have to step back and ask yourself, What the fuck am I trying to prove?

Axel H.

It’s also disingenuous to act like it’s just “hmm what an interesting fact” and not part of a theory that the CDP and a Jewish cabal colluded to start a worldwide pandemic to reduce the white population. There’s a reason it sounds a lot like something a Nazi would say (see “every Jew stayed home on 9/11”). “Jews were mysteriously unharmed by [X disaster]” is a common antisemitic trope and it’s not unfair to call it for what it is. In before “you love Israel!” comments. Oh wait, that’s what RFK Jr said when confronted about this.

Naked Shitter

Enjoyed Will's final thoughts everything sucks editorial at the end of the show. Should make it a staple.

Haley Brown

So glad the RFK fart party is back on the menu. Yum.

Dan

There’s not a helmet made that would fit his fucken water-baby melon.

Dan

A very Space Balls sort of holocaust, I can see it.

Dan

When you say they “try to be civil” are you saying yeah the Japanese are super racist like everyone but they’re /politely/ super racist? That’s the Asian version of our “bless your heart” I guess. “Yeah, Billy Sue is a homophobe and Klan member on the DL but she’ll curtsy to anyone at the farmer’s market … “

Dan

JFC where to begin? There’s a wide spectrum of truckers like in any field but if you think most of the owner-operators are doing well you’re out of your goddamn mind. Those saps have been sold on the idea they can rent to own an 18-wheeler but the reality is more like being a chicken or pig farmer. They can only buy fuel and tires thru the leasing company for instance, at exorbitant prices, maintenance is scheduled at the company’s convenience with their mechanics, of course at inflated prices and no leeway allowed on timing so trips can be upended by it. The list goes on but I know horror stories of husband & wife trans driving for 2-3 weeks and at the end of it, OWING money to the leasing company. It’s modern day share cropping really.

Dan

Before man was, subscription services waited for him.

Ian H

I mean, as far as defining someone's class position in Marxist terms goes, doing well's got nothing to do with it. If someone bought a business and ran it into the ground, ending up bankrupt and in debt, they were still the owner of the business. They still employed and directed laborers, and extracted the surplus value from their labor, even if the value ended up in the hands of their creditors at the end of the day. *However* I basically agree with you about the shifting terms of self-employment in the U.S. in various industries, including trucking. Chicken farmers and gas station owners are good examples too, in all three industries the concentration of creditors, sellers of materials and buyers is such that the formerly independent small business owner is being turned into an employee in all but name.

Greg

I love all of the PG warehouse characters

Lydia Maria Child

Yeah at this point I don't think it's respectable to support either the fascist republican party or the nazi-supporting neocon democrats. Shit's getting old. In fact, it was old years ago. Zombie mentality at this point.

Lydia Maria Child

How's that Elliot Abrams nomination going, democrat friends?

——

A can of air is about as useful as a Covid booster

Alan Fulcher

They hung him out to dry on that one and he quit chiming in after that. Cold world

Alan Fulcher

He WISHES he could come up with Garfeel L’Zonya

THEKILLERWHALE

Chapo boys. You have admirably risen to the challenge of watching movies I would never watch in a million years then reporting back on them. I am baffled by this whole Barbie thing but clearly I cannot watch it. So I leave it you guys. Do your duty.

Tyler Murray

Did Felix take steely dans name in vain

saysthemachine

When the back door scalping algorithm buys too large of a percentage of tickets (based on projection) vs humans at launch so you reverse it and tell the artists there was a “glitch”. Classic.

Dank Sparrow

Mike Duffy is the worst journalist turned senator he did aLOT of the money crimes and he has a funny name. Get him boys

jsobrie

Lol are the pendejo time boys canvassing for desantis

Ryan

He is immediately who I thought of as well when that was being discussed! Great RB, shame injuries killed his Tampa Bay BFL career. More recently, it was wild watching him give his all coaching, have a beautiful speech post bowl game (?), only for Auburn to turn around and hire Hugh Freeze lol

Nolan

Ummmm Cadillac Williams

Chris

Tug Bungum doesn't need people to remember his name to shake things up.

Percle

You can pay Brian Quinby to tell you everything sucks instead if you want to support some grassroots bitching.

Daniel Martínez González

I think you could make a cult around Barney the dinosaur, who represents the values of the samurai, in his fight against Thomas the tank engine, who represents the korean, and they would believe it.

Jonathan G

Can we please get an early drop today? Having a bad week at work.

jfk truther

Why does the cia only kill the good kennedys

Blurple

I'm hungwy for the next pod drop

Poppy Chulo

Shit, I've been having a bad year at work. I don't remember things ever really going my way at work. I just started at a new hospital and found out yesterday everything I was told in the interview was a fucking lie. I'm not even done with my second week and I'm fighting the urge to call out.

Fisch

First thing I thought of lmao

Michael Karrer

Wow the same fucking episode twice in one week what am I paying for exactly?

Michael Karrer

Apparently they decided to just drop the same episode twice

Red

It was posted 3 days ago how is that twice in one week ya cretin

Michael Karrer

Well, cocksucker, they dropped it in the main feed today.

Dr Nguyen Van Phuoc

They need to get Sirhan Sirhan out of prison to finish the job

Corey M Frazer

Ugh Rex Murphy. I don't know the best American analog to him? He's got the same kind of smug "above the paradigm" thing as Jimmy Dore. Cross Country Checkup on CBC was so painful when he hosted...

Jö

My guess was something about true crime. Sounded like he was sampling the genre for a while

Scot Forsythe

I think this “water is woke” thing from this dumb bitch and Greg Abbot et, al is maybe something we could lean into…just dehydrate the right wing…😰

DaddyB

mmm hungwy