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801 - Modern Major Generals feat. Derek Davison (1/25/24) (Patreon)

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2024-01-26 02:49:03
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2026-06

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Chapo foreign correspondent Derek Davison returns to look at the escalating instability across the middle east. Starting with the bizarre lack of professionalism in the IDF’s assault on Gaza (including a looney tunes-ass explosive incident from earlier this week), we also discuss the evolving situations in Yemen and Iran. Derek also runs us through conflicts in Sudan and the horn of Africa. Finally, Elon Musk and Ben Shapiro go on a buddy trip to Auschwitz.

Find Derek’s podcast American Prestige at:

Americanprestigepod.com

And find Derek’s newsletter Foreign Exchanges at:

Foreignexchanges.new

fx.substack.com

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j

Looney toons dust

brendan rivers

I had a dream that Matt told me all about the history of the song about modern major generals

Erik

No, we don’t actually. Tell them to take it down and put it back up when they’re supposed to

Logan McQuaid

In time for Friday morning commute to hell thanks Chapo!

Pvt. Jenkins

These modern major generals, they're not as handsome as they used to be! Many people are saying this (not me).

J Lit

Derek is the man

ploob

Slops On!!

Traplord

“Not voting for biden is the same as voting for trump”- the most braindead person you’ve ever met

Blank

Ok 2 mins in and am so happy Felix has returned in full force 🥹

Tim Mullen

We love our boy Derek

K H

My understanding is the IDF goons were standing by several Red Barrels, and one Platinum to Diamond ranked Hamas shot one of the barrels with a single round.

Jonathan G

I wanted Nikki Haley talk :(

K H

Did anyone see the tiktoc where they were rolling around pointing their guns at eachother?

J. A.

Derek Davidson wrong in the first five minutes over under betters I regret to tell you you just missed it. The one (1) (uno) (yi) fighter was essentially a stay behind tick told to look for good targets. The one man knew what he was doing when he did it. We are witnessing the Allen Iverson of insurgency.

Clammy_Damp

Israel today is the second Children’s Crusade

dingbat44

Over enough time of patreon subscription, the hosts will visit you in your dreams and give you secret information and special instruction. Be villigiant and ready. All will be revealed soon.

DVDVR Headcleaner

We now have the plot for Hasbro’s Mouse Trap feature film

blazed uncle

Never get sick of making fun of IDF shitheads

Last Years Man

NEver forget: the Osprey doesn't just obliterate service members but Okinawan civilians too.

ResilientBastard

There was similar looting content by Russian soldiers earlier during their invasion of Ukraine. Lots on telegram. But the sense that everyone in the IDF is streaming really does recall ISIS. It’s sick.

Andrew Cross

The running joke of the Good Morning party in the Knesset is a good one

Zach Pierce

No, in a swing state it is the same. Not voting for one candidate makes the other guy’s chances that much better. If Trump were to win, Clarence Thomas retires and gets replaced by a 35 year old Candace Owens type justice. It’s a binary choice, bro.

plainwrap

"Is there any precedent for an army engaged in an armed conflict to have this kind of social media policy?" Probably the Federation Mobile Infantry from 'Starship Troopers'.

Zach Pierce

WOAH THE IDF PULLED A “Paulie Walnuts In Adrianna’s Underwear Drawer” on some civilians? FUCK HIM TONY!

Gulb

I gotta assume that the reason Biden backs Israel even though there's no political benefit is that he thinks it will benefit him personally. In a material sense.

Nolan

Isfraud has zero real rings

Ian H

First off, if you actually believe in representative democracy it's not a binary choice, there's like a half-dozen presidential candidates every cycle. Second, saying that not voting for Biden makes Trump's chances better only attains if you believe that Traplord's vote is somehow owed to Biden, and it's being subtracted from his column. But that's not how the relationship between citizen and candidate is supposed to work. The candidate needs to make a substantive positive pitch to our values/material interests to win us over. Third, I live in a swing county in PA. Salud.

Nolan

Yea they’re probably letting him use all the cool apps that they keep from us

violet

Yall forget about Ukraine / Russia already? Tons of social posts

Raoul Duke

Been getting too into the Master & Commander books when “tact vs tack” is getting under my skin

Antipaganda

She's too hot to be on Chapo

Patron

that laugh is unsettling

Thomas Stevens

You’re endorsing a mass murderer because hypothetically Trump could make the Supreme Court slightly worse

Peen Israel

Dude Felix is so fuckin funny

J P 3

Perhaps the IDF has a promotion system that grants posthumous awards for getting killed in combat. Maybe there are bonus marks for directly cause the deaths of other IDF soldiers. e.g. in any operation that involves 20 or more deaths, there have to be at least 4 major generals.

DROP

DD is a good guest but has horrible podcast laugh track syndrome. If anyone reacted like that in normal conversation you’d think they were nuts

Scot Forsythe

The CIA probably knows exactly how much money the Lobby actually spends in DC etc…couple raised eyebrows over there maybe

William

Why would they care?

Christian Johnson

Can one rise up to a high rank in the IDF more quickly depending on the amount of cum one extracts from dead homies?

Doug Cartel

yeah the only NCO in the whole group was like a 25 year old SGT MAJ or some dumb shit like that But yeah the explosive barrels of DOOM fame seem to have been the stars of this episode Oh yeah, and Otto Skorzeny visited Yad Vashem so like, what does visiting a holocaust museum actually prove in the end?

Jaime Christley

I'm sorry in advance, I have to get in here with my gay military lore because it sounds like there's some confusion between Major and Major General. Mind you, I'm not talking about the IDF, which clearly has more of a LORD OF THE FLIES / Wes Anderson Junior Genocide Achievers kind of advancement program, but the US military and .... really any country where the president doesn't just go around wearing a chest full of medals he gave himself and bearing a title like "Grand Generalissimo". Anyway: Think of it like this: in OPPENHEIMER, Matt Damon, when we meet him, says they're making him a General (for heading up the bomb project). That means he's a fresh one - a General (like an Admiral in the Navy) is a big deal, overall, but senior Generals definitely big dog the newer guys. (And it gets real fuckin petty: if an officer graduated in the same class as you, but ahead of you, they could pull rank on you. The military is, and this is a complicated analogy so bear with me, like if you took academia and made it worse.) The lowest aka newest General is a Brigadier General. Dane DeHaan, if I recall, when we meet him, is a Lt. Colonel. That's one up from a Major. You remember Groves (Damon) hands him his jacket and says "Get this dry cleaned, bitch." Yeah, that's real. So there's Major and Major General. What the fuck, right? Ok. When you're in the military and you have all this bullshit to memorize, the mnemonic for Generals is Big Men Live Good: Brigadier (General) Major (General) Lieutenant (General) General one star, two stars, three stars, four stars What about five stars? They don't do that anymore. The last one was Omar Bradley (Karl Malden in PATTON). Here's some other pop culture rank associations that should pop for you slop hogs: 2nd Lieutenants and 1st Lieutenants - they're fresh out of West Point and they get fragged by their own men in Vietnam Captain (not like a Navy Captain) - Tom Hanks in SAVING PRIVATE RYAN. You take, say, 25 men into battle and return with 3 or less. Major - one up from that. Major Dad? He was a Major. Lt. Colonel - Dennis Farina in SAVING PRIVATE RYAN. Colonel - "You write "Born to Kill" on your helmet and you wear a peace button. What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke?" That guy. I know all this because yeah, I was a troop, but also I was in the Navy, which means I was a fake troop, and yes, we're all gay in the Navy, we invented the Nae Nae, everything we do is a Broadway musical number or singing The Righteous Brothers at karaoke. Please do not respect me or thank me for my service, please spit all the way into my face at the airport etc.

SoConfused

Apparently the youngest living Major General in the UK army was promoted at age 47. 47 years old, compared to the average IDF general age which I'm guessing is 16-18 years old?

William

“This dude keeps laughing at jokes”

EZ

I feel like chapo could get a better guest for foreign policy. Will had to correct DD about ansar allah being in control of the most populated parts of Yemen.

Dan

“Supposed” is doing a lot of work in your childish take Ian. I’d love for candidates to earn my vote & yeah, there are in fact more than 2 candidates. But here in reality it’s going to be either Biden or Trump (assuming they’re not dead) so in a swing state it absolutely matters. By all means vote for Vermin Supreme, don’t vote at all, whatever, but don’t act like that’s anything but masturbatory. Voting is harm reduction in what is effectively a two-party system, whether there’s a Green Party & a Libertarian Party & wtf cares what else. Add up every vote not for D or R and it wouldn’t earn the EC votes for Wyoming. Again, vote however you like but don’t kid yourself that a vote for Cornell West or Dean Phillips is anything but checking out from ACTUALLY making a choice of who’s going to be POTUS. Edit: And Thomas, yes Biden is backing a genocide & it’s awful. I’m not voting for Biden alone, I’m voting for his picks for NLRB, for EPA, for FCC, for CFPB, etc. That’s what harm reduction is, & is really all we have in the fucked up duopoly we have. I love Chapo as much as any of you & respect their choice but in a swing state it’s Biden or Trump & all his goblins. Totally understand every Arab/ Palestinian saying they won’t vote for Biden however.

Dark Belden

“They’re doing their part. Are you?”

BigBoto

American 2-star generals have staff, like drivers and secretaries and shit. Love the idea of a 26 year old IDF major general getting smoked while his fucking Jeeves is standing there holding an umbrella

Dark Belden

Thank you for your service to musical theater 🫡

Matt Murray

Amber's article in Jacobin about millennials adulting is great.

James Blackmon

I love Derek and his Mr. Belding laugh. One of the very best guests

Ben Clarkson

Thank you for your posting service.

Agents Miskatonic

He's from Pirates of Penzance and sings the song Modern Major General. Not a bad song, mid musical

Jack Krastny

props for that soul coughing closer…. haven’t thunk bout Ruby Vroom in a hot decade or 2….

Do Golems Dream of Ceramic Sheep

From talking to a couple of people that pulled it off, it sounds like it takes more discipline to get conscientious objector status from the IDF than it does to get a commission. (These were both over a decade ago; l can only imagine that it's worse now).

Marcel Szabo

Field Marshall "The desert T-Rex"

Kindspacewombat

He was also skeptical about how much control they had. They control 80% of the population and the recognized Government is hiding in Saudi Hotels because they have zero real support in the country of Yemen.

Dark Belden

The bravest service of all.

William

Got any recommendations?

MEAT CLOWN

"As much as Elon wants to pretend he's a based mentally ill guy, he's just like a normal stupid guy" Incredible quote from Felix 🔥🔥🔥

Jon

Love Davison's laugh

Jason Matthews

Raymond Scott is MVP this week. I can't get "powerhouse" out of my head.

Ian H

Very generous to grant Arab Americans the privilege to not vote Dem. Is anyone else who cares about genocide doing cultural appropriation in this view? For real though, I don't think they're feeling their harm to be very reduced in Palestine right now. And under the Biden admin we lost Roe, student loan relief, expanded child tax credits and got a net-negative climate bill. If you're on a ship headed for the rocks and you tack back and forth while keeping the same overall heading, the end result is still ruin. The harm *isn't* reduced, only maybe slightly delayed.

Traplord

i aint reading all that im happy for u tho or sorry that happened

violet

Oh no I fell asleep that’s on me

Ryan

Thanks for calling out the incessant use of the descriptor “Iran-backed” in every story about Yemen, almost uniformly in the lede paragraph (play a drinking game with that and the NYT and die by page six!)

Zach Pierce

No. Why don’t you listen to Sam Seder’s thoughts on voting if you don’t like what I’m saying. Cuz he will tell you the same.

Zach Pierce

Yes, because you are a rational adult. And you recognize how voting works.

Ashley Naftule

Felix slept through the last few episodes to give his arm a rest so he could fastball all over this one

Ashley Naftule

People who rip on our boy for being quiet on some eps don’t get that he’s just letting his power bar fill up so he can rip a crazy combo later

Josiah

Favorite bit about the rpg and dynamite house, apparently the rpg was shot at a tank, who's reactive armor exploded and caused the dynamite to go off. Real Goldbergesque chain of events right there

William

Headline suggestion for the british ship collision: "Bangor Gets Mashed"

Zachary Wood

Laughed the hardest I have all year during the Linda bit

K H

The resident foreign correspondent. He surpassed domestic news long ago. He has seen types of guys you have never dreamed of.

K H

Peak slop. Humor with occasionally niche references so I can feel smart and pretend to understand. Feeling quite gay gentlemen.

K H

No. Non action is not equal to positive action. This is logically obvious and a frequent point of stupidity among many liberals. There is a difference between watching someone drown and drowning them. Setting someone on fire and seeing someone set on fire. Of course this is all 2nd order from the actual problem of supporting genocide, which you are objectively doing by voting for Biden.

K H

Pick your preferred genocidal freak and shut the fuck up about it.

K H

Pretty sure some of the Russian stuff is in Ebay.

MEAT CLOWN

He'll yeah brother. Felix needs a rest sometimes, when he gets overworked he just says "this is like vibeo gane" a bunch of times. Glad to see him at full power

MEAT CLOWN

I love Amber but I never think of her outside of the show's context, I'll check it out immediately

agab

Derek correctly said they control northern Yemen, to which Will added that’s where most of the population lives. Has DD gotten something wrong elsewhere?

Madeleine

Another example of crazy fascists doing war crimes on TikTok is like the whole Azerbaijani army in 2020 and 2023. And of course Israel and Azerbaijan are very close buddies!!!

Chip’s Mom Dre

TikTok is definitely a problem for Israel. Like the IDF can use it, but I can’t because it will brainwash me? What’s it going to be? Are you going inside or out? Don’t just stand there with the door open.

Dan

Way to intentionally misunderstand everything I’ve said but what else did I expect? I love these logic chokeholds of “the ship is still gonna hit the rocks just later bruh.” What next, a Tim Pool-level Thanos analogy? Again, feel free to suck yourself off for your Dean Phillips vote or not voting at all, just miss me and everyone else with any moralizing “don’t blame me I wrote in Cease Fire” bc that’s straight cowardice. Adults live in the real world, voting is a tool, not an expression of your dumbass moral superiority. Anyone with empathy At All is opposed to the genocide happening in TV, grown ups understand that performative shit like ONLY refusing to vote for one of the two guys who’ll win is just that: performative.

Dan

Thank you for that hilarious mental image

T

Listen to Radio War Nerd for better War content

fried egg

started reading yitzhak laor’s myths of liberal zionism and he starts the book off talking about israel’s gleeful child soldiers being a long sinister tradition in propaganda to portray israel as a “son that needs to be protected.” dark stuff !

Javier

Derek I wanted to ask you how this relates to the ongoing beef between Nicki and Megan? I will take the answer on the next episode of American Prestige

eduard karpoev

I'm Russian so some bias, but ballpark around 50K total dead dead Russians. Mediazona, which is BBC Russia has total confirmed deaths at 43K. (They confirm via news reports, social media posts, & obituaries) then so Russian casualties are between 40-60K KIA Ukrainan deaths are harder to ballpark, but we have to assume at a minimum 100K dead, but probably higher. Russia has mostly been on the defensive for a year & a half which lessens causilties while also having an advantage in air & artillery power which is only growing.

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

@Dingbat44 Also subbed to TrueAnon, can verify this (despite YC explicitly telling me not to in a dream similar to the Red Room scenes from Twin Peaks).

K102.1FM Mornings w/ Jonny Corndogs

I remember listening to NPR and they said that the house was wired up with several Doom barrels. Typical liberal MSM misdirection, eh?

K H

Hard to say. There are conflicting reports about Doom barrels, but also a few of plasma grenade chain reaction due to a ticTok challenge, but IDF noobs forgot to pickup Overshield first.

Dark Belden

Is it just me or does scold season start earlier every year?

Jaime Christley

I started watching a fuckin YouTube video about the situation, by a channel that usually puts out good stuff, and about a minute or so into the table setting he adds the "Iran-backed Houthis" bit and I checked out immediately. John and Mark at RWN are the only folks out there (that I know of) who've really laid out a coherent skepticism of this line. (Yes, Chapo and the like don't buy it but John & Mark's discussion really took their time with it.)

K H

Nah. Don Lemon had her dead to rights.

Ashley Naftule

“Linda in Auschwitz” is an all-time bit

John

I've been trying to figure out who Derek Davison sounds like for years and I finally figured it out: He's the vocal twin of the Blue Haired Lawyer on The Simpsons.

Connor Sullivan

The wildest part is how Zionism was very much for the Armenian Genocide so that they could claim it for themselves

Jeffrey

Re historical Twitter: RT tried to commemorate the centenary of 1917 by making a fun little project in that vein. Very weird, don’t know what they were trying to show

Jacob Jenson

‘We’re instituting a Jewish state in the Middle East Jack, because without Israel, no Jew is safe on Earth.’

Danylo Tyupa

Biden is probably being blackmailed by Mossad because someone, not Biden, fucked a chilld and was recorded by Epstein

James Murray

I'm so surprised this hasn't been mentioned by more people.

Bryan Jennings

He's clearly having so much fun, and it's delightful

Bryan Jennings

If you're a shit hot American military officer who gets all the right career progression assignments, blows your CO, and gets very lucky, you'll make Major in 8 - 10 years after commissioning, ie. by 30. It's truly wild the rank inflation of the IDF paired with the almost cartoonish inability to do basic military shit like "provide security so the Qassam Brigades dont make you a viral twitter star" or "not commit war crimes on video"

Dogface Reilly

There are probably many Epsteins out there. Compartmentalized so that they don’t even know about each other.

Elizabeth Jennings

Can someone tell my friend who Linda is? 😹🙏🏻

Dan

I wonder if that active/reactive armor (along with simple cowardice & incompetence, let’s be real) is one of the reasons the IDF has no infantry around their tanks. Tbf it’s a real design flaw if an incoming RPG causes your own equipment to become a Claymore & tuen all the surrounding infantry into marinara. Really helps out the freedom fighter XP

Dick Must Bust

Would have been tight if the HMS Banger smashed into the HMS Mash

jay k.

crazy stuff this year, month one and we already have the chasidic tunnels in ny and elon/ben auschwitz trip

Antipaganda

I mean, it's technically true, Iran does back them. But they pretend it means "Iran's Condom" when really it's just "They still sell em weapons unlike all the US lickspittle countries". It's like saying Australia is US-backed. Sure it is but we don't ask them for permission to shit.

Antipaganda

Their job is protecting the interests of US oligarchs, not Israeli ones. Israel is meant to be a pawn of the US, not the other way around. This shit Biden and Trump do is embarrassing.

Antipaganda

I like his laugh, it's nice

Antipaganda

Voting for President in the US matters so little that it's embarrassing that you care so much about it. Instead of shouting at people for not voting, spend your energy telling them to vote for left-wing candidates locally and in their state. That's how you eventually escape the endless binary discussions about two shite presidents. I speak as a leftist with liberal roots who understands why you get pissed off about the mechanical effects of not voting blue. But if you want a better blue, concentrate on low-level candidates.

Alexandr

The best indicator we have for Ukrainian casualties is just how DESPERATE they're acting from the top. They know more than we do and they are not acting like it's good.

Jaime Christley

That's a better way of saying it. For years I've been unable to shake the notion that the deathless old wizards in the State department simply don't know what Iran's deal is, like... at all. (Or North Korea, or....) A movie I saw not long ago was pretty clarifying about this: the Alec Guinness OUR MAN IN HAVANA (from Graham Greene's novel), in which a feckless vacuum cleaner salesman who's been recruited by British intelligence is so desperate to make good on his new role (bc he's a lousy salesman and he wants to buy his daughter nice things) that it dawns on him one day that he just needs to.... make shit up. At one point he sends his handler illustrations of terrifying new Cuban weapons technology - which are actually illustrations of vacuum cleaner motors and accessories - and the intelligence chiefs back home shit their pants and send in a guy to do some wetwork.

Jaime Christley

Pitching an IDF remake of Ridley Scott's THE DUELLISTS where the imperative for the duel keeps getting renewed as the two officers catch up to one another's advancement in rank every couple of hours. Pitching an IDF remake of M. Night Shyamalan's OLD, where th

C. Andrew

I hate it when my friends laugh at my joke and we have a humorous back and forth

Nott Hemon

I cant believe they sent chris to the podcast mines for the bungle of last episodes release. SAD!

nati

For what it's worth, I think the antidote to the exhaustion and dispare of this whole situation are these bits on looney tunes ass IOF goofs and bungles. Preciate you, chapo.

Simon Maraya

I think he's a true believer with a mushy brain

Fat Cobra

I sometimes think this too. But all history points to the fact that Genocide Joe has never met a war he didn't like. Biden the butcher couldn't get into Iraq fast enough. He truly is an international terrorist

Jaime Christley

something I learned when I was in was how narrow "the right career progression assignments" + decision-making could be. I remember things like, if you were a Captain in the Navy (highest rank before Rear Admiral) and you got the job of Commandant of Midshipmen at the Naval Academy, that was the brass telling you "Thanks for playing, this is as far as you go. Do 2-4 years and put in your papers. Fuckity-bye." I remember a chat after a group screening of CRIMSON TIDE when it was pointed out that the Denzel Washington's career was basically fucked, that he'd be quietly rolled out after the dust settled. Didn't matter that he prevented nuclear war, he went against his CO and that's that. (THE CAINE MUTINY is fiction but I have to think the same fate awaited the officers who mutinied against Queeg.)

BossHoss

But were the seamen impressed?

Oliver Elliott

Seems like my opportunity to pitch “When I Was a Lad” from HMS Pinafore as pretty much all you need to know about political appointees. (Source: have worked for political appointees for 20 years)

Jason Matthews

How is genuine expertise, particularly academic expertise, treated in this pecking order? I would guess that they're the screenwriters of the policy world.

Graham

Can’t wait for the Beequel to this modern cinematic triumph

SF

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Austin Miller

Bring racist from my house made of dynamite is standard Minecraft server activity but here’s the IDF

The Children of Jack Acid

What the HELL word are they SAYING here? "They are attacking working class seamen; they are attacking these ships and holding them hostage to proliferate the addiction of 'COT' (?!?!?) among the working class." Are they saying "cot?" "Caught?" "Cod?" "Cock?" "Cop?" Is it some kind of acronym? Too many C.A.U.G.H.T. ? I am going MAD!!!!

Patrick Robinson

Anyone know the name of the looney tunes song? Help, I've been trying to figure out its name for years

Alexandr

My dearest Christopher of Jame. SLOP????? PLS

kron

Khat 🤫

kron

Ok the khat thing might be real. Hasan had a Yemeni guy on who said him and his comrades chewed Khat with a captain of a ship they captured.

Oliver Elliott

I think the problem is that these people don’t know anything but feel like they’re supposed to do something. So they tend to either be ditherers who are always sending things back for more study or they’re do-somethingers who demand things be done whether they make sense or not. So it’s not really a lack of respect for knowledge exactly as much as a problem of decision making.

Frank Ervin

poseidon archer sounds like the name of the main character in a spy novel written by ben shapiro

Shane

Derek has a great laugh.

Arielle Curtin

Pretty sure Russia has been putting out regular KIA numbers for their guys. Ukraine, not so much. Also, I take issue with “frozen conflict” (western lens) and prefer “meat grinder” (Russian lens).

Mitch Davis

Lmfao Elon Musk is literally a white South African, if he and Twitter were around during WW2 he’d be bragging he unbanned Hitler after buying the company. His country was literally inventing apartheid at the time. At the VERY minimum he would be bragging he lets Oswald Mosley have his free speech. Not to mention Goebbels would be running the largest scale propaganda campaign he could through Twitter, he would just have a bigger megaphone and more layers of anonymity, complete with propaganda agents impersonating foreign locals, alongside foreign compradors

The Children of Jack Acid

I promise, the first thing I did when kron up there spelled out the word "Khat" was to look it up on Wikipedia. Then I went online to see where to purchase it: I expected to find instructions for how to find it at Ethiopian or Yemeni grocery stores in L.A. (only under the counter and by some foreign name, of course); but it turns out you can just buy it in the mail! Then I looked all over the same sites and found all these OTHER legal drugs you can buy now. I mean, Like, whaaat? You used to be able to get kratum and, like, salvia at head shops, and nitrous, things like that. But now the legal market has just EXPLODED! And it's not just natural stuff like khat, which I'm already over even though I haven't even tried it yet. Apparently chemists have been working around the clock for years, and just nobody told me! There are analogues for everything now. They have fake cocaine, and fake 2CB. There are research chemicals you can snort that are like taking meth mixed with MDA and have a Xanax crash? You can buy morning glory seeds in a form that is SNORTABLE?!? And I'm looking it up on Erowid, and the reports are pretty positive--it's not just people psyching themselves up that they can smoke banana peels. Whatever these things are, they are at least drugs. Who knew there was a whole market for this kind of stuff?!? Maybe capitalism DOES work! Anyway, I'm leaving Patreon forever to go clubbing in England and snort synthetic drugs off synthetic breasts.

Aaron C

The name of the song at the end is bus to bezelubub

Lana Diesel

Looking at panties in a drawer and filming it is the same as blowing people's heads off with an M4 at close range and filming it. Brilliant take from Felix, as usual.

Scot Forsythe

The Likkud strategy is to actually promote the” Jews control everything” conspiracy. So I don’t think Israel controls US, 50% of Americans are in a wierd Christian Zionist pact there etc…but maybe someone did say “ can we not make it look like the US is powerless to stop this? So Biden starts calling bibi an ahole 🥳💪