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the drunk one [Crunch Time] [Drunk rambles] [Concerned Menace meows] [#5] (Patreon)

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2025-04-06 02:51:33
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Anubis

WE ARE SO UP! BIRTHDAY CRUNCH TIME! ONE OF THE BEST GIFTS, CANT WAIT TO LISTEN! Thank you so much king!

larrylia

You're so sweet, love 💙 I'm a fan of the sound your voice when you're a little drunk. You're so silly (and handsome of course)

althea ♫︎

Crunchyyy 😂 Ahahaha It is! This CrunchTime was entertaining 😂 Lemme give menace more cuddles if you're too eepy 🤭 We'll make sure to drive out bad dreams that come near you. Hihi Sleep tight, Handsome Crumch! 💓

Mrs. Dubose

Oh goodness. 😂🤣😂 This was so funny and cute. Here, have a digital kiss on your silly drunk head. 😘 Sleep tight!

Phantasm Cat

AHAHAHAHA DRUNK CRUNCH TIME LETS FUCKING GOOOO! I'm joining you in that drunken state a bit as we speak, so I'm sure our words will be equally slurred a bit. But the extra drinking and having those secrets spill out a little, and that "keeping things a little closer to my heart", oh I know that all too well. Overall, tis fun, and it's so great to hear that you had a wonderful time out! I went to an outing earlier today with some friends, and while no vegan pizza, someone did make a vegan cake (me also being the only vegan there), and it was *amazing*. Good times ☺️ Oh to be called baby like how Crunch called Menace, goodness that's a new one for me 😳 I would definitely demand cuddles, so I don't blame Menace one bit if he does while you sleep. Thank you for another entertaining (yes, this is entertaining! Hearing you words merge and slur together like that, and your sweet drunken giggles. So cute) audio, you sweet and handsome being~ When you get there, sleep tight, Crunchy. Sending forth much soft and sweet energy for your brain to give you pleasant dreams 💙

TheRedRose

Yes you are a very handsome boy!! Glad you had a fun night with you're friends and that there was vegan pizza. I went out for dinner with a friend tonight as well, my food was also good but I came home early to work on my exam that's due Monday. Little ramble: As someone who doesnt drink I find the concept fascinating, that people feel "lighter" and spill their feelings. I dont like being out of control so I've never been drunk or even close... I would need to feel extremely safe and comfortable to drink enough to be tipsy lol. Oh also I'm officially done my first year of college by the end of next week, which is crazy how fast it went. I have my exam presentation on Monday.

peach

Crunch 😂😂🫂 Sweet dreams~ x

filthylunamor

Drunk crunchy is deeper-tone-of-voice-crunchy (you know, the flirty kind of deep voice that's giggly here giggly there, completely vulnerable because you're drunk etcetera...) and ... I'm so so in 🫠

Labrini

Good job figuring out how to open the PC, Crunch!! Love how we all had a drunken Saturday—but my head is kinda killing me today. I hope you fare better in the morning… I didn’t make a big deal out of turning 40, so why does everyone else have to?! Agggghhh!! Also, I need to go down and feed my strays—it’s seven. Can someone please come feed them for me?! Sigh… You're cute, Crunch. This was VERY entertaining, even though my chuckles are killing me. And I completely understand Menace demanding cuddles. I would too. Sigh again. Sending nuzzles, scritches, and scratches. Did I get everything on the list? I think so… But also sending warm hugs and tiny kisses. Sleep well, handsome boy. May your dreams be sweet and soft. Kalimera~ 🤍🌺

vocablush

I’m glad you had a fun night out on the town! Both you and Menace are too cute >.< I will of course respect your boundaries, you mysterious handsome man. But I can’t help but be curious now about what little secrets could be squeezed out of a drunk Crunch… hmm, perhaps you secretly do like Hozier’s Too Sweet more than you let on despite your (understandable imo) frustration with the lyrics? 🤭 Sweet dreams Crunch, I hope you have a peaceful morning when you wake up ☕️🌿

Vergil

Ah, our official new intro. I like it. Very 'got 100% in a Crash Bandicoot stage' of you, how sweet 🤭 You sound like you had an amazing night, dear, that's so great to hear. And what wonderful friends you have taking concern to your health and well-being, they sound like a fantastic crowd to be with. I beg to differ, I found this immensely entertaining with you just being you, as is the guarantee with every Crunch time we get. No need to be put together - where's the fun in that?? It's the best part of the human experience, those relatable flecks of reality where we can say 'fuckit' and.. just be, ya know? 😋 Come and get your nuzzles and scritches and squeezes, handsome. And hard agree with dearest Menace, demanding cuddles looks to be on the docket if allowed. 🤗 It's been a difficult weekend, would love nothing more than to have the bad juju squashed outta me.. Hoping you're sleeping sound and having amazing dreams, Crunch. Thank you⚘️⚘️

agaslumbers_

umm you sound delightful here, and that intro hehe 💚 “does that mean I need to do crunch time when I get home?” yes it does, and you did a great job that deserves a bunch of nuzzles 💚 I am a fan of how this turns into a bit of a Menace time too - two very handsome boys ~ hope you got to rest well ✨️

Cor

Mildly inebriated cromchy is just as entertaining as Concerned Menace, you both deserve all the kisses and snuggles and head scritches 😘☺️ both of you very handsome boys~ *smooch* It's lovely hearing you had a good time out, and that the food was good and the company as well. The vignette moments we get from you doing the crunchtimes are entertaining as always. I love how Menace gets to have a bit more spotlight in these too, he's such a cutie and a sweetheart. Sweet dreams to you, cromchy~ Sending kisses from my little corner of the world 💕

Mrs. Dubose

I'm back again this morning and the same two parts that made me belly laugh last night made me laugh again today -- "We had a good talk about... I'm not sure actually!" and, "Oh GOD, I gotta brush my teeth." 🤣 Unfiltered Crunch is a beautiful thing. 😂🥰🤍

Acedia

All the soft hair scritches for the two handsome boys 💕

Ami

wow you're adorable when you're drunk 🥰 menace was such a cutie with his concerned meows. I hope you had a good sleep 🩷

Ange

omg crunch you are too friggin adorable

fleurfaust

That was sooo cute and funny hahaha, had to stop and comment. And yes, of course, you are an handsome boy Crunchy 💜