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David Early Access (Patreon)

Published:
2023-10-20 20:15:11
Imported:
2026-06
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the youtube version, if you prefer:

https://youtu.be/t3HYOmQzBFc

and the file and transcript have been added to the Redacted Records Index:

https://redacted-audio.com/index

password:

OctAudio

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Laura

Ayooo movie night with David! Time to grab my headphones 🥰

Litlkim

We definitely chose wisely in the poll 💖

Emma Putman

**sees Redacted notification** **sees David's name** **throws computer, grabs headphones, runs to room🏃‍♀️ **

Schmerbs

I could listen to Davey talk Alien(s) to me all damn day. AND THE HUMMING?! I'm so down bad, it's not even funny.

Rose Lacey

Now I wanna watch the alien movies but I have to respectfully disagree about the best Indiana Jones movie it's definitely The Last Crusade

ampersand

hi hello what if i cry /pos

Eleneri

ALIEN?? The movie that terrified me when it came out? The seminal sci-fi classic? Hold on, I'm grabbing my headphones... Also, an excellent movie critique from David: A+ movie choice (and honestly the one I was thinking of when I voted for David). EDIT: "I can promise... a xenomorph is not gonna appear in this house and come after you. And even if it did... I'd win." OK. First off, that is one of the most romantic statements I've ever heard. Second off, HOW, because acid for blood is gonna make that no fun, alpha. Can we just talk about the character growth? This guy? Is this the same David we meet at the beginning of his story? Mr. "I don't exist to validate you" and Mr. "get off me?" WOW.

Anna

The humming???? I love him so much i cant😭❤️

Katelyn Kugler

I was thinking of Sweeney Todd as well 🤣🤣 🎶 Nothing's gonna harm you Not while im around Nothing's gonna harm you No sir Not while im around 🎶🤣🤣, that was perfect

Riomeow

THE HUMMING hes so sweet.. and wait no come back im interested in the media discussion i went to college for this 😭‼️

Locust

“that wasn’t even supposed to be a scary part. it was loud, yes.” me, autistic with sensory issues: IT WAS VERY SCARY ACTUALLY

theSpooder

OOOOOOooooof Course David likes Alien lollll

Idoken27

Im in love with the fact that not only we made a sweeney todd reference but that David even knew it!!! This is so cute 🥰

Rinzler

I was hoping he was talking about Sweeney Todd😂 Now the question is, which version does David prefer? This was amazing! As if I needed more reasons to love him; good movie commentary, protective movie partner, and Sweeney Todd humming just add to the list.

Alex Hamilton

David is 100% me showing anyone horror/80's movies - rant about future tech and aesthetics included

Origene

Ludwig Movie!!🙌

RainyDay

He got me with the "what was that?" bit, I honestly got nervous! David's playful side is a treat to see, and the way he can tease Angel one minute and be comforting the next is so sweet. Like its funny that they were bored at first and then got scared, but he doesn't actually want them to have a bad time. I really like the thumbnail on this one too it's so cool, the aesthetics of the Alien movies do fuck severely 👽

highkeymika

hearing David rambling about something he likes??? being a little shit and simultaneously a big softie??? i will, respectfully, be sobbing violently for the next few days 😌 also the thumbnail is so??? cool????? we love a graphic designer, an artíst 🤌🤌 (also: petition to eventually have a "reading with..." sleepaid-esque audio with page turning noises and a fire in the background etc OOOO that would make my soul happy)

ohmisskaimii

Vulnerable David is everything. 💜