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Jurassic World 2 preview (Patreon)

Published:
2018-07-03 12:03:28
Edited:
2022-11-18 06:06:28
Imported:
2026-06
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Whyyyy are these things always longer than I want them to be! This might be a half hour-ish video.

Ramble is also inbound!

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Comments

James Murphy

To me the plot felt like something Andy and April would role play as Burt Macklin and Janet Snakehole.

Theme Park Review

Yay! Something to watch on the plane! Now THIS is what the Internet was made for! :)

Theme Park Review

Great preview! Now to go get caught up on some videos I've missed recently...

Leesah

OMG THANK YOU. I walked out of that movie and I'm like I need a Jenny hottake on this because I know it would be amazing. Philly cheese steaks.... Lol

Tom Bowling

I do believe if you reviewed a film that featured albino moray eels, you would have a corresponding stuffed animal. It's a gift, to be sure. I love it!

Em

hey jenny if you havent seen jupiter ascending i think you would love it very very much

Sean Kelly

"little kids rules lava" lol

Luis

I think the video lengths are spot on I've yet to watch one thinking "wow that was long"

Sean Kelly

I don't know... I could have used another hour on the Solo video ;) I loved that one and I STILL haven't seen the movie.

Montana

Okay, I’m so excited for this video but I’m even more excited that you have a pastel Dino shirt and a Dino plush to match it

Anonymous

Welp, looks like I'm gonna watch Jurassic World this weekend. These previews always do that to me. Unrelated, but Jenny's nails looking fresh to def with that light blue!

Élan Botkin

Oh, I thought 13 Reasons Why was next. Was looking forward to Jenny ripping into that problematic salad.

Steve Ray
>>13566661

Maybe endo-raptors have blue claws. Perhaps the nails are camouflage. But they are certainly fresh to def.

Jenny Nicholson

The first rule about my videos is even I have no idea what's coming next at any given time (Jeff the Killer sequel was going to be next but now the Purge release has snuck up on me so I think a reading of Purge One Direction fanfic will be next, but at least that's spiritually similar to Jeff the Killer fanfic)

The BabaDuck

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is currently the best deal in cinemas right now. You don't just get a Jurassic Park movie. You also get a disaster movie, a gothic horror movie, a children's mystery adventure movie, and a weird John Wick dinosaur trading movie. That's five movies for the price of one!

Anonymous

I liked how they ran out of Jurassic Park movie about halfway through. Also; "Purge One Direction Fanfic" About where should my One Direction knowledge be in order to keep up? It's currently at zero (embarrassing, I know).

Tino

You need more dinosaur plushies!

Jenny Nicholson

I have a plush shelf alongside the closet of my childhood room at my parents' and on it is literally a licensed triceratops JP plush, the same as those in the actual gift shop in the first movie, and a purple stegosaurus named Helen who was one of my MVPs as a kid. I always threw Helen birthday parties. I am deeply ashamed that I didn't have the foresight to bring them back with me after my last visit home.

Steve Ray

Welcome to Bollywood.

The BabaDuck

Fact: Fallen Kingdom would be exponentially better if Chris Pratt was replaced with Shah Rukh Khan.