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BMR preview (Patreon)

Published:
2019-03-09 23:57:34
Imported:
2026-06

Content

Here's a preview of the upcoming video! This is going to be another long reading - probably as long as Trigger Warning - but this felt like a natural stopping-point for the preview.

This is a weird one guys

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not reylo preview

Comments

Runbudyrun

weird is why we go here

Cole Parsons

YES ANOTHER LONG VIDEO THANK YOU

Neil Dutton

Fucking hell, that intro. Your videos just keep getting better.

Neil Dutton

I like that all the names sound like something you'd make up while making nervous eye contact with a publisher.

Luis

I don't know which is better the prologue crawl or that Kylo t-shirt!

Jonathan Baldie

Thanks for the video Jenny! Glad to see you well on the mend 👍🏻

Anonymous

Aww, you should've read/edited in that first chapter just for the Patreon preview... jk... anyway, loved that opening crawl, way to step up those production values. Can't wait for the rest of this one! And I wonder how Jenny rates these "Star Wars" names.

Ashley Mason

A "light cycle" is clearly a measure of distance, not time. They're going to have to explain this when they write the prequel 40 years from now.

Blue Corn

"...Molotov cocktail of hormones...". Egads!

Taren and David Kittrell

I am so here for this. I’ve got a long trip coming up and just grabbed this bad boy for free on Kindle Unlimited.

Patrick Lee

When you start reading the description of Jess (?) you should just slowly pan into the eyes of the kylo ren on your shirt

Josh Draper

I haven't hit play yet and the Kylo shirt is already killing me.

Eric MacMillan

Already shaping up to be an all-time great! I really hope this one doesn't get hit with copy-right strikes due to the few seconds of Star Wars music used in the opening crawl or any of the brief scenes used...I don't fully understand fair-use but this seems like it would be covered from everything I read...I just hope Jenny doesn't end up having to go through the whole process of fighting any more frivolous claims on her content. Also...I would give anything for a Redbubble shirt that has a Jenny illustrated Kylo and text that says “I'm not a teenager” on it. The editing on that part of the video (@ 12:45 in the preview) killed me.

Neil Dutton

Wait, it should obviously be "corruption _clouds_ even the calmest waters" right. Why would excited water be harder to poison? Now I'm worried that this book might not be up to Jenny's high standards.

Luis

If Jenny isn't narrating the crawl for Episode IX I'm walking out of the theater!

Cole Bramlett

Does the book have a Porg equivalent though?

Michael Puckett
>>20630228

I looked up the first sentence and personally I would die from embarrassment if Jenny read it aloud.

Patrick Lee

Or better yet, just get a separate picture of that exact shirt and zoom into kylo like you did w the Rey birthday gear

Steve Ray

Partisans threw Molotov cocktails of hormones during the Battle of Stalingrad to make invading Panzers moody and irritable.

Steve Ray

If water is circulating, then toxins are more likely to dissipate out to harmless levels.\

T. Fazekas

In my head cannon Jenny is dressed for a party that Rey will be at and the shirt is a total power play Rey: I see you have a picture of Kylo on your shirt. We have a relationship, it’s complicated. Jenny: Really? He never mentions you. (Sips drink through a tiny straw)

Shred Cadmium

🎵 I see a Ba-ad Porg Rising I see Hugo on the way ☹️ I see porgs using Force Lightning ⚡️ Big Porg has faced the wall today 🎶

Shred Cadmium

Weren't those in <i>Tron</i>? 🏍

Madi

Omg I can’t wait for this one

Nicole Elizabeth

"puppet" now I just picture him as a large marionette