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Swap - Bonus Pinup (Patreon)

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2025-11-08 01:09:21
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2026-06
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Just when Rhett thought he was out - they pulled her back in!

Happy Friday night! You all inspired me with all your amazing comments on Swap, so I cooked up this pinup of "Mira" in... perhaps... a future situation! 💕

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Jade Diaz

Hell yeah! I am so sickos about this. After a team of assassins was sent to tidy up this loose end, all they succeeded in doing is killing Mira’s beloved cat. Now she is out for vengeance and blood.

Kastastrophe

Remember girls always maintain good trigger discipline like "Mira"

Emory Ahlberg

I love this. Her kitten was Cat-napped and she must save him!

Gemma

The old cliche saying for Rhett - “is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me,” has now been simplified for the former male, - yep, you’re right, it is now, and only ever can be, “a gun in my pocket”

Emory Ahlberg

For fun... MIRA: So let me get this straight. You designed a tactical suit with strategic cutouts... over my sternum? The part of my body that protects my heart and lungs? Z: Yes! Brilliant, isn't it? Our modeling shows-- MIRA: Your modeling. Z: —that men are 73% less likely to shoot at exposed cleavage. It's science, really. The male brain short-circuits when confronted with-- MIRA: I have HOLES in my body armor, Z. Z: Tactical ventilation. MIRA: Over my VITAL ORGANS. Z: Look, we ran the numbers. Men with guns face an impossible choice: shoot the attractive woman, or continue staring like a deer in headlights. Evolution hasn't prepared them for both. MIRA: What if they're gay? Z: (long pause) ...We didn't account for that variable. MIRA: What if it's a WOMAN shooting at me? Z: Statistically unlikely in your line of-- MIRA: Z. There are HOLES. IN MY ARMOR. Z: And you look fantastic! The fabric is Kevlar-reinforced, the cutouts follow the golden ratio-- MIRA: I'm going to get shot in the boob. Z: Our projections say that won't happen! MIRA: YOUR PROJECTIONS PUT HOLES IN MY VEST. Z: (defensively) The suit also has a built-in HUD, temperature regulation, and can withstand small arms fire to any area that's... you know... actually covered. MIRA: So my shoulders are bulletproof but my sternum is a bullseye? Z: A distracting bullseye! That's the whole point! While they're staring, you shoot them. It's tactical misdirection. MIRA: This is the worst mission briefing I've ever had. Z: You haven't even heard about the high-heeled boots with concealed weapons yet! MIRA: (walking away) I'm calling HR. Z: (calling after her) The heels have ROCKET LAUNCHERS, Mira! ROCKET LAUNCHERS!

Emory Ahlberg

LOL - Thank you, Gemma! 💕 At least it's a fairly big gun!

Crewchick

Very lovely pin-up and I love the Godfather III reference!

Crewchick

I know it is late to ask this now on the eve of Veterans Day, but considering that "pin-ups" became a thing during WW II, have you ever considered doing a Veterans Day "pin-up" with characters from your various stories doing military uniform inspired pin-ups or recreating famous pin-up images from WW II through Vietnam? Or as the ladies depicted on nose art? Or as famous "Vargas girls"? Don't want it to compete with your annual Bountiful Harvest, but maybe drop a story to do two pin-ups in November, one at the start and one at the end of the month? I think your take on Vargas could be amazing! Just saying...

Tim

As a 36-year veteran going back to Vietnam, as well as a long-time/old-time Vargas fan, I like your idea, Diana (this poster Emory created last year captures that feeling and remains one of my all-time favorites: https://www.patreon.com/posts/we-want-you-100052010). But I think you're right on the timing... Emory's dance card is already fully booked this month and it's only four days before Veterans Day, so this might be something to consider for next year... or for Memorial Day or the Fourth or VE/VJ Day... or anytime for that matter (Playboy magazine used to include a Vargas pinup every month back in the 1960's and 1970's). So, if not this month, maybe sometime soon.

Robertlouis

That made me snort into my late night tea, Emory. 🤣🤣🤣

Gemma

Poor Mira, life’s a gamble

Robertlouis

She looks remarkably poised and controlled, so we can assume that the transition process has been successful, even to the extent that she now looks like an agent, and ready for anything. And so, on to her first solo adventure as a woman…😉

Robertlouis

She needs to have a word with Liam! 😼

Robertlouis

I love the community on your Patreon, Emory. It’s really warm and supportive. Your exchange with Helena is a perfect example. ❤️

Helena Grace

Em is a total sweetheart, and talking with her is always a pleasure. Especially when I'm heaping praise on her.

Crewchick

I completely get that it is too late for this years. I was suggesting for next year. Though I admit November and Emory's calendar in general are quite full. And you are right there are certainly other holidays and occasions where a military themed pin-up series could also work. I agree the when is less important than that it is done when Emory can best make it work for her. There is no question that when she does it the posting will be amazing!

KenCom

Damn that's HoTT.

Omagathief

🤣🤣🤣 Me and a friend were laughing the whole time we were reading this.

Emory Ahlberg

Thank you, Ken! She seemed like such an innocent marketing girl, until...

Emory Ahlberg

Thank you, Robert! I imagine she desperately wanted to keep her normal life. But something must have happened to pull her back into this world. Only this time maybe she's on the side of good??

Emory Ahlberg

Thank you, Diana! 💕 I had incredible fun dressing up Mira.

Emory Ahlberg

This is honestly an amazing idea, Diana. 💖 I will put it on my list!

Emory Ahlberg

Aw, thank you, Robert! I absolutely love the feeling of community here too! 💕

Emory Ahlberg

LOL, yeah Pixel is the only thing keeping poor Liam even slightly sane.

Crewchick

Tim, I would be amiss if I failed to say "Thank you for your many years of service"! May you have a happy Veterans' Day, filled with the joy of family and friends and the warm memories of those you served with, especially those who did not come home. Freedom is not free, and your 36 years paid not only your tab but that of so many others whom owe a debt to you and all our veterans.

Tim

Thank you, Diana. I really appreciate your thoughtfulness. But to be honest, I really don't think of my service as all that noteworthy. I was just doing what I felt was satisfying and meaningful and exciting and right and just made me feel good. I don't know if I'd do the same now, however... it would be hard for me to serve under a Commander in Chief who used his privilege to evade the same obligation countless thousands of my fellow service members gave their lives honoring—"suckers and losers?"... I don't think so! (Sorry for getting political, but this is one of those things I cannot avoid saying.)

Crewchick

Tim no need for apologies I am with you 110% on all of it. Lincoln, Eisenhower and Reagan are all spinning in their graves with what Trump has done to their party. And then Trump has the nerve to put Reagan's portrait up in the oval office as if Reagan would somehow approve of the MAGA insurgency and infestation of the Republican party and the Federal Government. Cadet Bone spurs and "the Little Corporal" are a disgrace for our military members to have to follow.

Emory Ahlberg

LMAO - perhaps! She certainly has better outfits now!