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No Good, All Problem (Patreon)

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The girlies return to the mailbox to read more stories of clownery and riff on your foolishness. Digressions include why men need to STOP scaring the hoes, some piping hot tea about this season of the Bachelor, and, well, I think we all got groomed over the internet!

Comments

Sarah

Yay happy binch day

Alan

Perfect timing im on my lunch break thanks for feeding me 🙏

Gabby Brunner

fellow binchies what have we been wearing to eliza’s shows???? i mine is tomorrow and i still don’t have a fit <3 xo

francesca.bertoglio

Hey! I’m having problems with my patron payment. I sent you guys an email explaining the whole thing and a message on the patron chat. Please! I need help with this, patron says only the creator can help me

Harper King
>>134161290

Cool casual leather indie sleaze all levels of dressed up or dressed down a lot of variety, but mostly just fun and what makes you feel good

Greta
>>134161290

It’s the long skirt doc martens little red purse leather jacket convention

Stina Olsson

Lets gooo! Listening to this omw home from work

avvsies

BONAPPETITTEEEE

avvsies
>>134161290

I’m going to her SD show and I’m gonna wear a lil dress and black cowboy boots but it’s also San Diego and I’m 30 so

Casey Croft

My crying song is “No Good Deed” from the Wicked soundtrack 😂

Ava

eliza Adrianne lenker would not want you to shoot for her 😤

jaq
>>134161290

i saw her in tx and wore my godly wife tee, miss mes, and cowboy boots! in nyc i saw her as well and i wore a vintage black & white dress w/ docs and layered on a black sweater & long sleeved shirt w/ my statement pearl necklace !!!

jaq

this is just what i needed im suffering at the office

Madeline Cohen

My supervisor at work (male) constantly does that “no…haha just kidding” thing so Julia I DEFINITELY know what you’re talking about! Also I’m a social worker so shout out to dirt mouth girl 💕

Meredith Rothstein

As a 13 year old I used to cry at beef shit by Flo milli

Helena Upshaw

lol my boyfriend loves to psych me out and be like “no just kidding” and I find it so endearing probably because I’m a simp for cringe comedy

Ava
>>134162536

also same julia a girl told me she was gonna give me a candy and then put a tulip bulb covered in dirt in my mouth. now she’s a childcare worker lol

Alyssa Quigley

Miranda Kerr and her Husband who made Snapchat spoke at my college graduation and did an Oprah style moment where they paid off all of our student loans … perhaps he is haunted by his crimes and is trying to make things right with money

ace

needed this bonus episode SO BAD

Olivia Schafer

the girl who cries about clowns is giving me when i thought i was straight learning about homophobia 😭

Brianna Bogucki

I have a male coworker who thinks it's really funny to compliment me and then pretend the compliment was meant for someone else and I am like...this is peak comedy for you, huh, king

Allie

To those of you who clocked my now-vintage “I don’t have shit to say to anyone” shirt at Eliza’s Toronto show, how you doin?

Carmi

Redacted i was not familiar with your game…

Sienna

my cry media is def eliza mclamb on spotify lol

Megan

less social media, more snapchat

Megan
>>134167751

many such hellish subway ads… mullvad VPN makes me rage

Julia Domagalska

omfg i am sorry to say during my barista days i used to be a huge perpetrator of the annoying middle aged man behaviour, nothing brought me more joy than sarcastically answering „no, sorry, we’ve just ran out” when customers asked if they could get a coffee……..in my defense im a young gay girl so like…..

Amber Ramos

julia i understand exactly what you mean abt men pulling that ‘guess who’ game! it’s def some middle school/high school shit trulyy traumatizing🥴😳and would always be some random dude i barely knew

clara

the max stories are killing me

Abby Ellison

i so fully have experienced the evil man at the restaurant pranking. i’ve also experienced it with a valet man telling me he lost my car as a prank……?

Kristen Gload

The only time a fecal matter prank is appropriate and/or necessary is in the help. Ironic because that is also the media I turn to in order to cry

izzy

cry song? The Bug Collector by Haley Heynderickx

Gina Brown

FACTS NEVER DATE A PHILOSOPHY MAJOR (i too got clowned by one so bad)

Katie

gurls WHO do we think the bach lady is 🫣

Hope Kerrigan

i got snap when i started college (bc everyone told me i needed it to #network and make friends), and it is rotting my brain i can’t.

Annip
>>134167739

cannot get through Older without tears. Sobbed both times i saw Eliza in DC when she sang it

kelluoe

I have a snap streak that is currently at 1045 days lmao To be real, Snapchat is my main social media cause it's the last one my parents and friends parents aren't on lmao. I'm 30 for reference.

Annip
>>134167739

shout out to the dc binchie that requested Eliza sing it last week!

Erin Valenzuela

Elon musk made twitter easier for porn bots and bots in general

Tori D

when eliza said having someone take care of your webkinz reminds me.. i knew EXACTLY where it was going. my ex’s friend snapchatted me everyday when he was in the philippines for vacation and we would just be like hey. never talked to the kid before then or ever again

J

As an adolescent therapist Snapchat is unfortunately alive and well, they will buy/gift their friends “premium” to see other people’s best friends list, religiously watch snap scores fluctuate to see if people are active on the app… a lot of them don’t have their friends numbers and only communicate on snapchat and obsessively check if they were left on read..it’s hell out there yall

Tori D

ok i actuslly laughed so hard that i started crying and couldn’t breathe at max TELLING YOU how he’ll scare you and then you still being scared 😭😭😭😭

Amelia

SUMMERS ENDDDD. yes

Lauren Daniels

when i was 20 i had 2 friends and we were living at one of their parents house, like the parents still lived with us. we would get so drunk and then prank each other when we fell asleep. one time the 2 of them literally covered MY ENTIRE BODY in different colored sharpie. i’m talking armpits, my entire boobs, up and down my legs, my stomach, my ass, and ALL OVER my face. there was maybe 5 inches of uncolored space on my body. his parents came downstairs the next day and were like “are you okay…?maybe you should take a bath” i thought they were telling me i was stinky because i hadn’t looked in the mirror yet 🙃 anyways to get back at them i shaved the eyebrows off of of them and took the bedroom door off its hinges and hid the door of the other one :) i stopped drinking whiskey after that living situation so maybe it was all for the best!

MK

I feel closest to eliza when she is professing her undying love for Adrienne Lenker

Megan McSweeney

In defense of Snapchat!!!!!! That’s where I go to tell my friends long stories uninterrupted

Maggie Schmaltz

a weird life parallel also pertaining to this season of the bachelor: I started watching this season part way through. When Daisy first popped up on the screen, I said to my friends “wait….. guys, I swear I played volleyball against that girl in high school.” I later confirmed that she did, in fact, grow up in Minnesota just like me. Here’s the wild part though: we didn’t even grow up super near each other, so the only reason I had played against Daisy was because her high school in Becker hosted a volleyball tourney every year called… wait for it……….. the TOURNAMENT OF ROSES. it was everyone’s favorite tourney because they legitimately GAVE EVERY PLAYER A ROSE to take home at the end (and obviously our high school asses were stoked to take photos with them). I still haven’t gotten over the bizarre parallel/foreshadowing there 😳

trish
>>134180850

okay same I laughed SO HARD when she described how he shook her saying “you’re still asleep this is a dream,” I’m trying that on someone mark my words

Rachael Thornton
>>134162198

My cry song is also from a musical 😭 but it’s she used to be mine from the waitress soundtrack lmao

Emily Schmidt

OMG why are these men sexting insta bots?? My boyf’s best friend fell for the SAME insta bot, sending full dick and balls to an account that proceeded to send the pic to a gc of his mom, brother, ex, and several coworkers just to get him to send them $500!! Someone get these bots a real job and the men off their phones!!

Jenna

This was such a small part of the episode but animal crossing WISHES it could be Stardew Valley. Fr just get Stardew valley it’s the perfect cozy cute game.

maddie haines

animal crossing is in fact capitalism the game but at least there i can own a home

Tori D
>>134180850

prefaced with can i try something 😭😭 also need to try

Jill Antonowicz

NEEEDDD more on kelsey as someone from louisiana

lauren baker

whoooo is the bach girl 👀

jade hurley

BOYFRIENDS EX WINNING THE BACHELOR IS SUCH FUCKING TEA

Emilee Pocket

so confused about the bachelor girly. was she the winner? or just ooonnn the batchelor. can’t believe i’m so invested

Esmee Portelli

If you liked the Adrianne lenker song listen to Real Death by Mount eerie or the whole A Crow looked at me album, it’s very much a similar vibe. Changed my life girlies.

Cassidy Timbrooks

Every time you guys mention the bachelor in any capacity I get sweaty. I was on season 26 and trauma 😭

Narcisa

Yall I have 2 besties and their birthdays are Jan 6 and 9/11 lol

slizzarddd

Is new Adrienne lenker album dangerous on the whole for someone going thru a breakup

Erin Healey

Men will send their dick and balls to a bot instead of just being bisexual

Emma Addonisio

Wait I need to know if the bachelor thing is about Kelsey or not omg I feel like Kelsey is too sweet for that!!

Maryclaire O'Brien

Could you please bring Emmeline Clein onto the pod?!

Emily
>>134167739

Older and Just Like Mine, both made me cry for literal hours when I first listened

Kaylinn

wait so the bachelor thing- the bf of six years, hasnt blocked the crazy ex (if shes reaching out) unless shes making new accounts..? crazy

Alyssa Keown

I know those exact cliffs in the UP (black rocks) except I was too scared to jump and instead tripped over a rock and broke my foot

✨

I FUCKING HATE "GUESS WHO" ITS TERRIFYING

Maeve Barnes

LADIESSSS thank u for finally talking snapchat i deleted it a long time ago but get depressing adds ALL the time which make me question who is behind it and like yes all the child porn ugh but does it rlly disappear??? like i feel somewhere they have logs of everything sent only available to snapchat ceo idk. i feel qanon rn as u can read anywho luv uuuu 💖 and all bunches tbh

Sarah

Really outing myself as an elder binchie here but my piece of media when I need to cry is the ER episode where Dr Greene dies in Hawaii 🫠

Alissa

trying not to laugh out loud while proctoring an exam while listening 🕺🕺 thanks queens

Emily Love
>>134195907

i think all adrienne lenker is dangerous for someone going thru a breakup

✨
>>134171462

I think it must have been Daisy. It was leaked that she was the winner and everyone believed it for a long time. She didn't end up winning but this aligns things that have already been said about daisy

Nina Bolton

I laughed so much throughout this ep 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Emily Love

one of the workers at my gym does that stupid fucking “no you cant” shit every time i go to use the massage chairs. and it all started after i wore a shirt that had a drawing of two sonics kissing and it says joe rogan podcast on it and he said he liked my shirt and now he flirts with me in the most fucking annoying way it makes me so mad because i think he actually likes joe rogan and doesnt understand that the shirt is funny because its stupid and joe rogan is stupid. im sorry this turned into such a passionate rant but i think i need to start going to a different gym and that makes me so mad

Anna Eeeee

what if I, the girlfriend, enjoy scaring my boyfriend? i feel like it’s ok cause he’s a man

Andalyn

16 by Eliza McLamb is my cry song

annabeth

no julia i know exactly what you were talking about. once when i was in italy a young kind of hot waiter was doing that will my whole table to 20 yr old girls and then at the end he “jokingly” lied to me and told me my card was declined 😭

mika

stop my server last night played those weird games with us and i know exactly what ur talking about. they separate themselves from you by somehow making fun of you while literallt serving you

holly
>>134197850

i know same! i wonder if they are talking about daisy tho because that’s who reality steve initially said was winning! and she has already been outed as a trump supporter so makes sense

daisy gomez palacios
>>134197850

The note said siblings plural and I thought daisy only had a brother unless I’m losing it? I need it to not be Kelsey I don’t wanna pray on her downfall her and Joey are so cute 😔☝️

Bea
>>134213648

anyone else experienced a weeping from a plea from a cat named virtue by the weakerthans OR laika by wil wagner

Georgia Fine

I FUCKING HATE WHEN MIDDLE AGED MEN SAY NO

Zoe Williamson
>>134197850

i know the whole story and i physically could not watch this season (though my friends had a watch party every week) because she was being so manipulative. she got exactly what she wanted

Alaina+Zoe
>>134171462

Hey Girls, it’s 1000% Kelsey and anyone who knows her in real life KNOWS… Pls don’t expose me fellow patreonites, you guys genuinely don’t know the harm she’s capable of!❤️

bug

OH MY GOD A TEA EPISODE YES PLEASR

Merin Issac
>>134197850

i think maybe the email was written before the finale bc i’m pretty sure it’s about daisy bc there’s already been tea about her being a trump supporter

Luteal Swan

The funniest prank played on me was when I blacked out drunk at my friends house and the next day he texted me saying I SHIT ON THE FLOOR. He even sent me a pic of poop and it looked like dog poop but I was blacked out and didn’t remember so it could’ve been mine?? the entire day I was so scared I shit on the floor and was so embarrassed and then that night he said his dog shit on the floor but he thought it would be funny if he made me think it was me. I don’t drink anymore btw

Emily

Every Max story is the funniest story I have ever heard

Hana Emerson

I KNOW what you’re talking about Julia!!! My middle aged coworker kept doing that to me and I literally took a PTO day because I could NOT STAND IT I was like hey my computer isn’t working can you help (he’s literally the IT guy) and he goes “no you broke it” like SHUT UP

Princess

Just told my boyfriend not to send nudes to any porn bots on Instagram, since apparently it’s an epidemic

Mia Leo

i’m so honoured to be responsible for this episode’s title 🫶😁 had a blast and a cackle, love these kinds of eps xx

Ann
>>134185325

I feel bad for kids who fall for the sex-tortion things but grown men who send full-on identifiable dick pics?? How were men ever thought to be the “superior gender”??

Valeria Reynosa

The girl who cries over the treatment of clowns is SO REAL for that

Sarah Reynolds

OMG. To the girl who wrote in talking about cliff jumping in the Upper Peninsula on vacation...I live there!! Can confirm that this place is gorgina! 🌊

Ellie

NEED to know which bachelor contestant they’re referring to is

Sarah Reynolds

okay, another comment to say that this porn bot scam thing is really real and super fucked up!!! a local high school boy recently committed suicide after being extorted by one of these accounts!! he was sending nudes and they threatened him literally to death. this is so revolting and so sad. down with these porn bot accounts!!

Emily

At my fast food job as a teen I often said “your problem” as a response to thank you and it’s still funny to me

biscuit

There's a really good article about who's behind pussy in bio by the new york magazine!

Suzanne Bigelow

noooo another ep of reacting to followers not, like, a binchtopia episode …. 😭😭 bring them back please

Cass Balzer

GOR girls rise up (from the pit)

Kate Winslow

i think gatekeeping an artist is so stupid, evil, misinformed, etc.. but there is a wolf inside me I have to tame anytime anyone my age brings up John Prine. I think everyone gets that feeling sometimes even tho they know how unfair and distorted the sentiment is. Summers end is really truly a beautiful goddamn song. If I want to cry I listen to Ronan by Taylor swift and I crack in two!

Maya Ochoa
>>134251028

SAME, the maga made me think daisy but idk if the dating history would align bc implant but hmmmm i must knowwwww

Sarah J

Hot or Not was sadly a part of my college experience at my (Christian) college. My roommate constantly kicked me out of our room to hook up with guys she met on there

S Johnson
>>134171462

that’s sooooo wild compared to the one screen character 😵‍💫

Maya Puri

AHHH I HATE WHEN MEN TRY TO MAKE A LITTLE JOKE PRANK IN A RESTAURANT SETTING. IM STRESSED AND GULLIBLE. PLEASE STOP KING.

Taylor Atkins

my boyfriends birthday is 9/11/2001 like actual 9/11

halle
>>134213604

not restaurant themed but when i took my driving test the dmv man told me i failed and then paused for a sec before saying “just kidding!” and telling me to chill out😍

Cora Hafer

i was JUST at my friend’s dad’s house and asked him if i could get water and he looked at me so upset like “no you cannot have water!” and i was just like oh god did i do something wrong and he was like “hehe just kidding!!!” WHY MUST YOU

Genevieve Winston

eliza now that you have a switch you MUST play stardew valley, so much fun and a new update just came out! also the music is AMAZING!!

Grace

I feel like the old man psych out thing is a classic example of boomer humor… they want to be laughing at you not with you. Once I yes anded a guy doing this to me and he was just like “it’s a joke…”

Leslie

shut up the exposing ur boyfriends crazy ex story is so real 😭 my boyfriends ex girlfriend stalked him for years after they broke up, and she would follow him and any new girls he was seeing on dates and scream at them and attack them until they broke up. she did it to us a couple times when we started dating, till i decided to give her the same treatment back 🤪 escalated to her following him to work and trying to run him over with her car !! at least she stopped when he got a restraining order against her (which apparently all of her other ex boyfriends have had to do as well) 🫣 careful who u date kids !

Sofia

hi binchies of patreon this is so random but i’ve been offered my first big girl job in DC and as of now i’m not close with anyone who lives there… can any DC girls chime in? is it a vibe for a cool young lesbian binchie like me?

Maizie hummel

no cause that thing with middle aged men happens to me all the time, they try and joke and they just aren’t funny!!

brigid
>>134300819

my ex girlfriend lives there and seems to like it. best of luck!!!

libby

Blue by Joni Mitchell is my cry album, and it’s back on Spotify !!

Cielle Thiry-Hardenburg

Babes, this will be my last patreon ep. When I started supporting you, I felt like I was giving two deserving people the time they needed to make content and community they were passionate about. Now, you can’t even schedule a full hour to record because of an ice cream truck and a sound check? Eliza talks about feeling guilty for making a living wage and both of you should TBH. Y’all aren’t even spending a part time job’s amount of time per episode. I am so disappointed.

brigid

RE what julia was talking about in regards to men having gross flirty behavior - one time in college this guy at a party grabbed my drink out of my hand and held it over my head like “try and get it!” is that sorta what ur talking abt? bc it gives the same vibes

Kristen Gload
>>134300819

Yes it is a great vibe and cool ass city to live in!! totally cool young lesbian vibes. I used to live in Maryland and wish I went to DC more

Leela

You guys the children ARE STILL using snapchat my 16yo sister is on that shi more than I ever was in 2015

Erinn

omg yall better release all the pics from this☠️☠️

Erinn

LMAO most chaotic ending episode ever but im living

Erinn
>>134251028

when they said maga my head immediately went to that girl in pete’s season i think her name was victoria but idr if they said how long ago she was dating her ex

Emily
>>134260459

Bonus eps are and have always been chattier! 🫶 that’s personally why I sub to the patreon, bc I love these kinda eps

Ally Watkinson

men are insane because one time at a party i got crossed and all of my male friends started trying to convince me vampires were real so i started punching them (physical violence did not deter them) and then EVERYONE ELSE AT THE PARTY STARTED DOING IT TOO

Fran
>>134251028

But the email title said ‘my boyfriend’s ex just won the bachelor help’ 👀👀 so Kelsey

Suzanne Bigelow
>>134260459

yes, but it’s the third one in a row now. feels like there are never well-researched episodes anymore.

Brooke Baker

yesssss Eliza I too thought I was talking to and FRIENDS with Justin Bieber on twitter!!!! as well as Selena Gomez. and i would talk him thru his break up with selena and vice versa at like TEN YEARS OLD. my mom would say stuff like “wow social media is so cool these days”.

Annip
>>134300819

yes as long as you stay away from navy yard we’re all gay over here

Julia Battista

y’all getting kinda lazy w these patreon eps

Samantha Signorelli
>>134300819

You’re gonna love it! Dc is so fun and there are a good amount of lesbian bars, kickball leagues, etc so you’ll find great community if you put yourself out there a bit!

Emma Kanjorski
>>134315548

You have the right to do whatever you want with your hard earned dollars obviously. But, at least I’ve always been under the impression that the Patreon experience was more relaxed and meant for laid-back funny episodes. Not to mention that both Eliza and Julia are currently pursuing other career paths. Eliza’s ON TOUR actively, and she’s still finding time to record three (?) episodes a month. I definitely see your frustration, but from my POV I’m getting a laugh and a giggle and supporting two women I love so that they can branch out and pursue their dreams! $5.38 a month is worth it to me

Binchtopia
>>134315548

Oops! Unhealthy parasocial attachment detected.. please unsubscribe immediately and donate $5/month to your charity of choice.

Kiersten

Coming to the comments to contribute my weird straight man "prank" that isn't funny!! Over the last couple months I have gone to my local Michael's craft store once with an aunt and once with my mom, both times we had the same man at checkout! He seemed to be in his mid-late 30s and BOTH TIMES he did the same dialogue while we were checking out. He asked my mom/aunt if I was causing them trouble and then told them to ground me?? I AM 24!!!! Both times I left saying wow that guy was weird and my mom and aunt were both like no that man was flirting with you 😭😭 not the way to flirt please don't ground me I've lived on my own for 6 years lol

Annip
>>134360418

flirting with you by implying you are a child 🤢🥴 it’s giving… pedophilia

Grace B

my old roommates brother also got caught sexting a bot and his pics got sent to his whole family 😭

Grace Linder

Julia, you are valid about the men just telling you no for no reason! Happens to me all the time, like why?!?!

Cielle Thiry-Hardenburg
>>134315548

You depend on parasocial relationships for a living but ok. My comment was much needed feedback that you cannot even begin to consider because it threatens your privileged reality. Enjoy your unethical salaries!!! You clearly have no conscience. Also, FREE PALESTINE JULIA.

avvsies

Episode Request: 420!!! The history of cannabis legality, morality and economics in the USA would be so so interesting. So much history in its racist laws and stereotypes, environmental concerns, general cultural impact! 🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

Becca
>>134258288

I literally thought you were joking until I googled it

Leslie
>>134294553

lol no like i just yelled crazy at her back 😂😂 im not trying to get arrested, but she almost did!! she did leave me alone after that, but she kept following him unfortunately.

Leslie
>>134300819

i grew up in DC and i love it & miss it so!! my best friend still lives there and i go to visit all the time. def very beautiful & clean (compared to nyc where i am now)

avvsies
>>134378349

Also how Humboldt CA is the weed capital of the USA and how young ppl who run from home get trafficked/get a job at the weed farms are sometimes murdered, contributing to Humboldts crazy high missing persons numbers

Jane L.

Julia I absolutely understand the men games and it is so annoying. It’s always men like over 40 too

Sam Haimowitz

MEN STOP PLAYING GAMES CHALLENGE

Sam Haimowitz

every single tidbit regarding Max in this episode had me absolutely cracking the fuck up while I was washing dishes. what a fucking king LMAO

Sam Haimowitz

my fiancé also takes great joy in scaring me from time to time and he says that I’m sooo cute because I’m like a frightened little bunny (🙄) BUT I’m just like hey buddy some of us aRE TRAUMATIZED !!!

Sam Haimowitz

“No Good, All Problem” is literally frying my brain it’s so fucking funny I think I might start saying it on purpose

Ann
>>134251028

On the “clown” ep, the girl who sent the email commented and I’m pretty sure she said it was Kelsey

Ann
>>134251028

Jk sorry it was the mediasode, the comment is still there

Heather

the fucking nyc ice cream trucks are the bane of my existence, in Feb 2021 one sat outside my window IN THE SNOW for literally 6 hours playing pop goes the weasel on repeat and finally at 1 am i called the non emergency p*lice line because they refused to turn the song off

Sarah

The way I was visiting Julia land (connecticut) in New Haven and I had nothing to do so I popped an edible, put in my headphones, and walked around for 2 hours with the Adrianne Lenker album on repeat. Magical, spiritual, emotional, beautiful experience.

Sarah

NOT HOT OR NOT😭💀 SCREAMING I literally was on that in high school waiting to turn 18 so I could get on tinder

Abi

The first time I followed my now partner on Instagram they said they thought I was a sex bot 😭

Abi

Can u two do an episode on self reflection/self esteem/comparison/cutting out negativity or something along those lines. Like a spring reset life cleaning episode if you will

Athena111

ELIZA if u have a switch play Stardew Valley!!!

Sarah M

Lol I went to checkout from a hotel this week and I told the man at the front desk that I’d like to check out and he said “no that’s not allowed. Haha just kidding :)” WEIRD behavior not cute

Jess

ELIZA HOLY SHIT I ALSO THOUGHT I WAS GOOD FRIENDS WITH NOAH CYRUS WHEN I WAS 9 ON FACEBOOK..

Sam Haimowitz

my needing-a-cry music is certainly the Eliza Mclamb catalog as well as the acclaimed album Dollface by friend of the pod Hana Bryanne

Meredith Floyd

eliza as a top 0.1% john prine listener YES summer’s end kills me every time

baby.yogurt

Julia's story about the girl who put dirt in her mouth and went on to become a social worker reminded me of the girl who locked me in the bathroom at daycare one time. was only stuck in there for a couple minutes, but I wonder what she's up to these days lol

Alana Wegner

“wowwww she-e-o!” 😭😭😭😭

Julia Pickersgill

I’m from Australia but I went to New York on a work thing last may and omfg that ICE CREAM TRUCK WITH ITS STUPID FUCKING POP GOES THE WEASEL JINGLE. Domestic terrorist

Emmarose67

My friends and I all have that piece of media that makes u cry when you need it… we call it “pulling emotional trig”

Rylee Vos

Omg I know exactly what Julia means by the older guys who want to "joke around" I work at at hotel and they love to say they don't have their credit cards or say something like "at least take me out to dinner first". Like sir do you want your room or not? I'm not here for games

Katie Arendt

“Birthday pigs” are Ellie and Michaela’s equivalent of a Godly Wife on their pod lol

Keely Riggs

no joke crashed my car listening to real house it was not unrelated to the tears blocking my vision SO DO NOT DRIVE LISTENING TO IT

Junny

I’m crying at the image of Max running down the dark hallway naked omfg 😭😭😭 that’s so funny I would cry

Junny

I also knew a girl who won the Bachelor, she was friends with my sister and when she stayed at our house one time she stole our curtains then posted a selfie on fb later with the curtains in the background 😭 Now she’s like a C list celeb in Australia lmao

Ray Maxwell

My first Patreon episode 🥹 I am so glad to be here

Ray Maxwell

I am deeply reminded of when I would talk to old men on KIK as a 12 year old 😞

Klaudiusz

PLEASE speak about the current “Bottle Night” Twitter Fiasco. It feels like the soul child of the “Drinking coffee in the garden with my partner” mess

Madeline Strasburg
>>134315548

cielle you actually know nothing about her stance and regardless to specifically target julia is antisemitic af. you guys will really waste energy tearing down other leftists for not behaving perfectly in line with your personal idea of what activism looks like (which to you is belittling someone you pay money to listen to on patreon)

Michelle G

If any Seattle binchies want a free ticket, let me know.

zoe

john prine’s son briefly went to my college and wreaked havoc on my friend group when he was in the throes of his addiction. so that song, while very touching, hits a little different when you’ve seen the subject of the song punch a girl in the face because he thought she drank one of his bud lights.

Milena

My least favorite thing is when the deli man says “that’ll be $50 :)” and it’s actually like $2….. deli man I want to like you and have a friendly safe relationship with u…. Stop doing this.

jaq

please share with us the swaa

Kath Ham

Julia talking about the men who do little pranks at restaurants and stuff… I felt SO seen that is the most infuriating thing and makes me so upset :/

emma grace condon

Did the intro music get faster or am I just depressed

Georgia B

no bcos im the ultimate prankstress and i cannot stop. i love making my boyf jump and pranging him i don't know why i think it's a form of affection but im addicted to pranks :(

ev

im DEAD Last year I got dm of one of those collages of face and dick and balls of this guy I used to be friends with, we went to prom together so I was on his instagram, she seemed to think this would make me care about him be unfaithful or something but we were never together and hadnt spoken in years. She was obviously blackmailing him which is scary and I felt bad so I sent it to a mutual friend to show him to let him know it was going around. The guy ended up texting me saying his info had leaked, he'd been hacked and his snapchat library was compromised. He warned me to turn on my two-factor authentification on snapchat and I literally did because I thought it might happen to me. I see now he actually was just sexting the porn bot.

Jaziyah Bond

hello fellow binchies i have a silly story to share that literally happened this week. long story short i’m convinced i was in a pyramid scheme. i was told it was an office job (&i asked twice to make sure) for marketing and planning events, i was so excited bc I want to be a wedding planner, but when I got there, it was soley a SALES job. I was in the middle of walmart, selling internet for 10 hours a day 6 days a week😅

Jaziyah Bond
>>136089493

needless to say i quit my first week, we had meetings almost every other night and the memo of these meetings was you’re a loser if you complain or think about how tired you are, how badly your feet hurt, or how hungry you are, don’t think about any of that just think about the sale!!!!! make that money! if you have time to think about anything other than work you’re not working hard enough! just think about the money and everything goes away!!! (mind you i was getting paid SHIT money)

Genevieve

Re the porn bots!!! They are often a front for sextortion scams… tbh scams would actually be an amazing thing to do an episode on. They are designed to be unrealistic to reduce the amount of false positives, aka people who get part way and then realise it’s a scam, they only want to spend time chatting w people who are certified gullible. Basically if u think a scam email/bot etc is obvious, you’re not the target audience. Ofc the target audience is mostly vulnerable old people or people w poor internet literacy (and peoples boyfriends it would seem…) There’s all sorts of scams and they are really interesting and systematic, as well as hugely unethical to the victims and often the people being forced to run them are at the mercy of higher ups. It’s also something that we need more awareness of!!! There is an r/scams sub that has a lot of information about it.

Lila

eliza talking about Max's scaring incidents had me in literal tears!!! it's 4pm on a Saturday and I can confidently say this is the hardest I've laughed this week

Madison

eliza u need to get the happy homes extension for animal crossing u just get to design houses for frees