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The girlies investigate a beloved middle school archetype — the horse girl. They explain the history of The American Horse™️, the women who protected them from extinction, and why love stories between girls and horses are so much more empowering than the heteronormative scripts we were given as children. Digressions include Twitter’s true crime brain rot, Julia’s recap of The Idol, and whether or not Eliza would be a good candidate for equine therapy.

SOURCES:

New Research Rewrites the History of American Horses

How Sky Dogs (the horse) were created

Healing With the Power Of Horses; Therapists Use Riding To Help Treat Disabilities

Horses Can Read Human Facial Expressions

Girls and Horses: A Sex Difference in Attachments

Strong, Active Women: (Re)doing rural femininity through equestrian sport and leisure

The Fantasy Embeddedness of Girls’ Horse Drawings

Why Are Horse Girls Always Trending?

What Are Horse Girls and Why Does Everyone Hate Them?

Carmen Maria Machado On Her Complicated Young Relationship With Horses

Horse Crazy: Girls and the Lives of Horses by Jean O’Malley Halley

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Leo flood

I love how y’all committed to the bit and dressed like little horsiegirls

Lia Slaystress

JULIAAA??????!!!!! YOU LOOK SO RADIANT???? Also your profile is like Greek goddess, you look literally sculpted by the hands of Gods??????????? Wow thank you for this blessing 😌❤️❤️❤️

Leo flood

Farmhouse ass studio I’ll shut my mouth tho

adelle amor ☆彡

WHATTHEFUCKVIDEOFORMAT??!? PATERONITES ARE EATINGGGG

Ondine

i also thought u guys looked so different when i first saw u but not in a bad way lol

Ondine

i literally couldn’t stop looking at her she looks so good in this wtf

Katie

WAR IS OVERRRR

Sarah

THE GIRLBOSS PREVAILS!!!!

Ana

YAS

avvsies

THANK YOU JEEBSUS 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Sarah

it is so crazy seeing yalls facial expressions and body language during the pod after making it up in my head for the past 2 years. love u beautiful expressive ladies

Olivia

So glad to see your faces 🙏🏼 ps the first time I realized I didn’t know what y’all looked like I was listening in the car, switched over to Insta to look y’all up, then crashed my car 😍😍

Elise Lee

Julia you should wear that shirt when you and Allegra get your tintype

Babsy

Yaaaaassss also you’re both literally so gorgine wtf 💓💓💓

Rain Mara

This is Rose here with the first email, and almost shit my pants when you started reading my email. Love you girlies

Leo flood

Eliza where did u get that hoodie babe …

Kay

We will be listening and WATCHING!! Ty binchies❤️

Erin Healey

I’m a New York girlie, personally I’ve never carried any self protective item with me but a lot of my friends have pepper spray

Erin Healey

I feel generally pretty safe walking around but mostly bc I am hyper aware of my surroundings

Sam

i love y’all but sometimes y’all have some super questionable or blatantly incorrect takes on pop culture. not appreciating this Imagine Dragons slander >:(

Rain Mara

Also can we talk about how Car Guys are men’s equivalent to Horse Girls

Ondine

i think it’s a general consensus that imagine dragons are weird no offence

Poppy

I had to pause to say YOU TWO ARE SO GORGINA LFG 👑

Isø

Love what you love, but accept you’re in the minority❤️

amelia n

i haven’t listened yet but did any other binchstresses watch that australian show the Saddle Club as a kid??? my best friend and i were OBSESSED and used to pretend our razor scooters were horses❤️

I

beginning my loooong train journey to glastonbury festival (to see lana 😰😰😰) and this timing couldn’t be better

Sam

their newer music sucks but i feel like the era of Its Time and Radioactive have been forgotten, don’t act like y’all didn’t think those songs went hard back in the day

Sarah Simpfendorfer

okay I already know what you both look like but imagine my shock watching this on patreon without my default podcast app x2 speed and you sound COMPLETELY different… like I didn’t think your theme song sounded like that

tabitha hill

LOVE the beautina pic of u girlies!!!

AJ

did u guys fight over who got the leaf wall background and who got the grey curtain….

Isø

I’m only aware of the old stuff and it simply wasn’t for me, glad you found joy there though!

Isø

I am seeeething with jealously have the best time you absolute binch

Parker

Love the horse capitol of the world shout out. Lexington binchies rise up !!

Mary Hoffman

Can you upload the audio pleSeee so I can download for my flight

Daniela Rosanna

you releasing this episode and the sims announcing a horses themed expansion pack on the same day is such a w for horse girls honestly

Georgie Herrling

Listening to this while on a horse 🤠🤠🤠

Petra Hydras

as a city girlie i like to carry a pocket knife with me for protection. when i lived in the US pepper spray was more ideal but unfortunately it isn't really a thing in the EU.

Hannah Long

Can I just say that you binchies are looking stunninggg

amelia n

this brought back a DEEP memory of printing off the lyrics to the theme song on the saddle club website and performing it with my friend at our neighborhood block party😭😭

amelia n

also we lost touch but as of high school ik she still went by the nickname stevie bc that’s who she used to be when we played pretend, no one knew the backstory but me😎🐴

sydney bailey

as a horse girl let me just say I have never been more excited for an episode

Rachel Diazena

this is giving joe rogan i’m obsessed

Sarah

Genuine question about the evolution of it all - if horses started in North America and had to be re-introduced, how did they get to the other places first? Was it in the Pangea days? Or was it two similar breeds evolving in two different locations coincidentally? I just can’t imagine anyone coming to North America and just doing some silly little horse trades and then just going home and not sending a bunch of of conquerers and genocidal maniacs back there. Please advise!

Alexa Gamo

nyc girlie here, i personally carry pepper spray and in my experience just the sight of it can deter people

Lia Slaystress

Ok but it is literally NECESSARY to see Spirit movie now after this episode.

Alexa Gamo

its on my keys and i always have it out or on a leash in my bag bc i am easily frightened

Lia Slaystress

I've found that horses migrated via Beringia from Americas to Eurasia (when North America was connected to Asia/Siberia). I guess after time they populated Eurasia and died out in America.

Chloe Sanger

Yes does anyone remember the headless hortsman Halloween episode it scared me for months

Klaudiusz

I obviously know your faces, but seeing them while you pod is like seeing a little cherub baby spreading the knowledge of god 🥺

Aishwarya

#topjoerogan perioddddd that bald man has nothing on you

Sarah

Makes sense! That’s what I was assuming but wasn’t sure. Thank you!

Mary Ahles

My iPad baby rat brain is so pleased with the videoooooooo

Jacqueline Marchese

The horse girl I knew wore plaid shirts, skinny jeans, sneakers, and a horse printed Jansport backpack

Ellie Shalvarjian

new york girlies rise up 😌✌🏻 since new york wants hot girls to SUFFER you aren’t actually able to get pepper spray, tasers, etc shipped to the city. buuuut you can easily take them in a suitcase (hence my 87 year old neighbor giving me her bright purple taser). honestly the best defense is just wearing headphones (no noise canceling) and not listening to anything so you can pretend you don’t hear harassers while also being aware of the area around you. i have a lil birdie for my keychain and pepper spray (i do not bring said taser out LOL) but be aware that pepper spray, etc will be taken at clubs / bars if they check purses. xoxo a girl living in terror in nyc

Jenna Hare

You girlies are seriously so pretty 💓💓

Genevieve Hulshof

as a city girl i carry around a comically large and full 80 oz water bottle that has lovingly been referred to by friends as my donkey kong barrel. i feel she would protect me in my time of need.

Jazz

To be fair: the very first ep of white lotus was extremely unknown with very lil (if any) promo from hbo. The idol has 2 massive stars and a show runner with a wildly popular show PLUS a Cannes premiere and unhinged promo and still couldn’t crack a million viewers and is already trending downwards in viewership (not to mention the reviews)

Kelsey Ledger

i live in NYC and i carry pepper spray for outdoors/long range emergencies, a taser for indoor/close combat, and i have a device on my purse strap that if i yank on it emits an extremely loud siren. you have to buy the pepper spray and the taser before you move here tho because they’re illegal to purchase in the city (unless you have connections to our underground weapons market)

Kendal Parkhurst

at my office job kicking my hooves so excited for a video episode

Cat Cat

julia ur voice is so expressive i thought u would be making extremely expressive faces the whole time while speaking

Cat Cat

Nyc julia - yes pepper spray!! I definitely wouldn’t walk around with nothing as a girly pop in the city, and don’t be afraid to act erratic / randomly start sprinting when walking home alone at night if in a scary situation lol

Kate Ross

Great ep Binchies, if you’d like to extend on horses we have had quite the situation at Churchill Downs this year with several horse deaths. Born and raised here in Louisville, I’ve never been a fan of the sport but diving into horse racing might make an interesting topic as well

Brooke Stocco

Y’all look beautiful and gorgeous but any chance you will also upload the non-video one on Patreon? I listen at work and the video format is much less user friendly 🫣

izzy

Ugh you two are so beautiful I love seeing you SPEAK!!!!!!

Molly

Ocala, FL is supposedly the horse capital of the workd

Kaiya

A VIDEO EP MY JAW IS ON THE FUCKING FLOOR

meg

Are there going to be 2 bonus eps this month?? I think there was supposed to be one last week 🙏🏻🫶🏼

Julianna

Julia: “I’ve never heard a bad bunny song” 😮😮😮😮😮Girl, you gotta listen 🤍🤍🤍

Julianna

When will there be merch again 🥺🥺🥺 ?

Lauryn Meisner

I was once at Girl Scout camp riding a horse and the girl in front of me began screaming when we went down a hill. This scared the horse and the horse threw her off and stepped on her. She broke multiple ribs but I’m pretty sure she’s fine now. I have a very healthy respect of horses now, and by that I mean I am terrified of them❤️

Cole Thornton

Giggling at y’all combining like 5 different horse stories under the Black Beauty discussion

Ali

LUV being able to watch the girlies and their facial expressions 🫡

MK

Eliza is so cute I’m crying

Maya Matlack

Gonna airplay this to my TV and have a binchtopia movie night

Gabby Le

going through my first college breakup (im a rising junior) and someone please tell me my romantic prospects aren’t over forever bc im literally fucking 20!

Gabby Le

also omg… our binchy mothers are sooo gorg 🥰

Olivia Scully

obsessed with you two omg can't wait to watch you talk

Susie McKeon

I’m an NYC girlie and I do not carry anything with me 😃 I used to carry pepper spray but it was confiscated at a concert 😃 and I can’t get another one bc it’s banned here 😃😃😃

izzy

This video pod brought me so much joy thank you so much 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 overjoyed and excited to see you irl in Chicago the GIRL city!!!!!!

Marisa Cramer

was listening to this ep with my dad and he told me the story of how i cried for days when i was 12 bc he wouldn’t buy me a 15k horse (i apparently did not have a sense of money at the time).

Isabel Whigam

you both look so gorgineeeee!!!! love seeing ur faces! but also need to stand up for my college state and its ne-VAH-duh not nev-aw-duh !!

Tiny.Taurus

Listened to this pod through my whole workout. Both your gorgine faces and vibes got me through my deadly stair master journey. ✨✨✨

Abbey W

same tbh all i do is just walk quickly and never make it seem like i don’t know where i’m going. and if i’m wearing earbuds i only wear one so i can still be aware of my surroundings. i don’t get catcalled often but when i do i just keep it moving and nothing ever happens 🤷🏻‍♀️ other tactics include being on the phone with someone (or pretending to be lmao), talking/singing to myself, and if all else fails just act like a fucking freak and no one will want anything to do with u lmfaoo

Julia Maenza

NYC girlie here I have a keychain that’s also pepper spray but honestly agreed w Eliza so much of the panic is true crime brain rot I really feel safe the vast majority of the time

Isabel Alves de Lima

Julia did you know Gav has a Wikipedia page and it never mentions you 😒this injustice must be rectified

Abbey W

i’m gonna be so starstruck at the live show the way you have me squealing over a video ep lmfaoooo

Sofia Garcia

NYC girlie!! I used to carry around pepper spray but now i walk around with a Man at all times but mostly I feel safe

Lauryn Johnson

loved seeing your gorgina faces and outfits, this episode slayed as always🐎🐴🤠🤎

Abbey W

i’m high and when you said “this mailboxer” and showed the pic of a listener’s childhood photo i looked at them and was like “this child is a male boxer?” 💀 bye

Caitlin

Rewatching Thoroughbreds(2017) immediately

Abbey W

wait okay the part about horses getting spooked easily and bucking people off, does anyone else remember in Full House when michelle fell off a horse and hit her head and lost her memory for like a couple episodes??? wild plot line

Maddy Westcott

Today is my first day of work thank u for giving me something to consume during my lunch break in my car hahahaha

Quinn

Feeling personally spoken to these last two episodes as a former homeschooled horse girl

Yvette Panaiotov

Tbh New York gets scarily empty at night too depending on where you are, I would def not count on always having ppl around

Yvette Panaiotov

Personally I carry a blade and a wear a necklace with an arrowhead on it but I think some pepper gel/spray might be more productive... I also have a bracelet that if you press the button it dials emergency services and your close friends, and, depending on the situation, u could use it to fake an emergency call from your roommate or bf or parents etc. (highly recommend if u think you'd wear it)

cassie scigliano

post grad girlie here! i was going through my journal and found an entry talking ab how sad i was ab a boy and how i never thought i would connect w someone like that ever again and it’s only been a few years but i could not figure out who i was talking ab for the life of me LMAO. the end of the world now will be soooo far gone from ur mind a few years from now. sending u love <3

hannah

this one really put me in a place of horses by maggie rogers

Elizabeth Bryant

While on vacation to LA we went to sunset stables, got to ride horses around hollywood hills. It was cute! Took about 2 hours, and was PLENTY of horse riding for me :) you should do it!

Emma Clark

absurd plot line and my family made me watch that episode after my grandpa got bucked off of his horse at our house! he was trying to walk the horse around with me on the back, and then when he tried to get on he tugged the saddle too hard so he got bucked off directly onto pavement. he’s fine tho now 💕

Emily

NY girlies have birdie personal alarms ‼️

Baby gorgeous

NEEEEED you guys to do a follow-up analysis of the world of hobby horst competitions 🐴🐴🐴 a whole different niche of horse girls…. its so fascinating

Katie Currie

New comfort bedtime tv ☺️

Gabriella Reamer

Currently living in NYC and I carry around my expired epipen does that count

Erin Healey

Same!! I dont get catcalled a lot but if I do I don’t interact and I do the on thé phone with someone thing if I’m walking alone at night which I rarely am lmao

Yvette Panaiotov

There's a fascinating film called 'horse girl' that is actually only tangentially related to horses, but it's narrated by an unreliable horse girl narrator and it revolves around the question of whether she has schizophrenia or aliens exist. It leaves it up to the viewer to decide and it's definitely a trip, but the aesthetics are beautiful and it's on theme

Alexa Ross

As someone who is on camera every day for work (s/o TV life) I can confirm it’s the worst

Luteal Swan

First I want to say y’all look beautiful and your skin is glowing!!!! Ultimate horse movie of my youth was called spirit and it was about a native horse. I do recommend even tho i haven’t watched since 2002. I used to ride horses when I was younger, western saddle which was more “cowgirl” than classist IMO. Horses really are majestic beasts. Sometimes they’d step on my little toes and literally break them but i could never be mad at them because they’re so magical. I used to ride this white horse named Daisy, I have very fond memories of feeding her carrots and grooming her :’)

libby

y'all came out here to slay and make HORSTORY

Luteal Swan

Also my ex’s mom is a world renowned horse trainer! Even tho her son and I did not have the best relationship, she’s very slayful for her accomplishments

Leo flood

Shout out Carmen Maria Machado!!!!

Cat

Ok but my boyfriends ex gf had her first orgasm on a horse

India Marriott

im DYING that’s literally me slaying in my room aged 9 im glad u enjoyed bahahah

Haley

Thank CHRIST I did not end up with any of the men from my early 20s!!! You've still got so much life to live and self to figure out baby binch, the world is full of people to love!

India Marriott

im also not high and for a sec i was so confused like julia ma’am what did u just call me

Zoe

Aren’t there super weird rules about using pepper spray in the city??

Rachel Daniels

julia your posture is superb and you’re so stunning

mikayla !

kind of amazed by julia’s connection to the wordle hostage like my mom started to send me daily wordles ever since

Kat

Bushwick girlina who frequents the subway and I keep that pepper spray on meeeeeeeee (preferably in my pocket attached to my keys so I don’t have to dig in my bag for it)

Issy

This was NEEDED today

Emma Clark

feeling inspired to go dig my flicka figurine out of storage

Laura Cunningham

Blessed to say that I rode a horse on the day this episode came out

Martha

CANNOT stress this enoughhhh!!! Thank you for noticing. I thought I was being too nitpicky.

Alexa Gamo

u just can’t get it shipped to u in the city but other than that, i’ve never had problems

Devorah Klein

This episode reminded me growing up riding motorcycles in my Jewish community. Lots of overlap if themes.

Babsy

I literally called in sick to my job to watch this today. So glad I did. Y’all slayed xo

Jestine Paynter

Was anyone else a member of PONY CLUB as a child?! It was a subscription box that sent you horse books, posters, accessories, and other horsey goods. It was my favorite thing ever as a young horse girl 😭 my childhood pony just passed away less than a year ago (I’m 26 now), RIP to my king Shortie

lisa

As a former horse girl I was almost moved to tears by this horse appreciation

Berkley 🌸

The curlygirl half updo podcast look yes Julia

Jax Preyer

pepper spray is a good idea for nyc! at the very least it makes you feel way more safe

Gabby Le

thank you ❤️❤️❤️ I just really needed to hear it sending love to all of you!

Charlie Wright

not a single “those are his hooves you bitch” 😔

Jessica

when Eliza read the Ada Limón quote I was soooo happy — i’ve never been a horse girl but i am FULLY a horse poem girl and Ada Limón is my fav 💓

Alana Wegner

getting violently high and watching this rn, bless up

annabelle allen

anyone have horse computer games as a child that was my only dabble into horse girl culture

Isabelle Marsico

petition for more video episodes ‼️‼️

brigitte

love being reminded of your corporeal forms

abby

The president of my college is a horse girly, he owns 7 horses (yet couldn't pay graduate students a living wage). I'm waiting for the day I see him riding a horse on campus.

abby

If you want a different type of horse girl, there is a documentary called "Hobby Horse Revolution" which is people that ride hobby horses, which are the horse head on a stick toy you get for little kids. It's quite fascinating, and a little amusing because they take it VERY seriously.

Victoria and Sophia

ny girlie here i walk around with my hydroflask staying hydrated and if someone trys to grab me im convinced ill be able to bonk them with it

Roni

can’t wait to watch this when I get home 💕 congratulations you guys are killing it!

Reagan Tran

Can u upload just the audio here too plz

Dora

Not my friend literally asking me to go see imagine dragons with her today…I’ll take my $8 instead plz

Alyssa ♡

I was into unicorns and pegasuses but I didn’t like horses. Horses were brown. Unicorns were like the drag equivalent to the horse. I needed the yassified version

Laura Evans

Julia! Please! "hippos" is Greek for horse 😭 (ancient Greek anyway, not sure about modern Greek) same as equine is the Latin. Having said that, I do choose to beleive Hippocrates was a horst gurl by virtue of etymology alone.

madison castle

Ok hear me out what if you do an episode on orcas cause i have so much respect for those animals and there social circles are so much like ours

Grace

As a horse girl for 12 years I feel SEEN and respected by this episode <3 I stopped competing and then riding all together because I couldn’t afford to continue in college, and I miss the peace it brought to my anxiety everyday 😌🌷 thank u girlies

Marina Wallman

the way eliza talks about how horses sense her fear feels very similar to how i feel about my ex girlfriend

Katya

julia what’s your good posture hack

Carly Richardson

I’m so sad I missed writing in. As a horse girl who went on an actual 2 week long wagon train, like dressed in a bonnet and sleeping in a wagon all night while I was 14, this is my wheelhouse hahahaha

Katelyn Fletcher

YES FLICKA! I grew up around horses and my mom was like an OG horse girl and she made me watch Flicka. LOVE that Tim McGraw plays the dad

tc

seeing ur beautiful faces is making me emotional

nora gore

using this moment to say that i went to a christian horse camp for 2 years and they made us wear jeans in the 100 degree bum fuck no where south carolina heat and i hated every second of it and horses were not for me i just liked wearing the cutesy lil cowgirl boots which i had to borrow from someone

Alex

you possibly know this, but if you spray pepper spray in an enclosed space like a subway car it will absolutely cause everyone in the space to cough and cry immediately fyi!! lol perhaps you know this, but I had a friend spray a tiny bit of pepper spray as a joke in a (large) gym and the whole building had to be evacuated

Ashley Paul

Truly y'all are such brilliant, talented, gorgine stars!

Maggie

can y’all do an episode that’s like a crash course on financial literacy for the girls & gays.. much to discuss…

Phoebe

I personally need to know if anyone else read all of the Canterwood Crest books…..

kerrie

yall are so cutttieeeee loved this ep

kerrie

question for fellow binchies with armpit hair…. im growing out my armpit hair bc I wanna look gayer and figure out my relationship w my body hair outside of patriarchy even tho thats kind of impossibly but it is so so INCHY like ferociously so.. does anyone have any tips or am I condemned to looking fatally heterosexual forever

Samantha Tuleya

wild horses are an invasive species but nobody wants to talk about that 🫣 they cause soooo much ecological damage

Danielle

Horses are Pisces

kato

Where’s Julia’s top from challenge?

Riley Anton

watching this while stranded at the airport 🤠 thank you binchies

emily cole

obsessed w the video content thank u ladies

Alex

I've said this before but I'm begging you guys to do an episode on the "Myth of the Frontier" and the problem with the idea of "wilderness" in Western (particularly American) thought!! It's very Yellowstone-coded but in a slayful anti-capitalist, cowboy-western way.

Maddy

I’ve seen photos in insta of you guys but for some reason I just felt like Julia looked like an Eliza and Eliza looked like a Julia so seeing you guys while you’re talking shook me to my core because I had assumed wrongly who was who 😭

Ashley Paul

I've been bucked off a scared horse, an ADORABLE white/ silver pony named Frito who was scared by a bird 🥺 such a sweet gentle soul

Suzanne Hooker

the wild mustangs are invasive and are literally an ecological nightmare!!!! their removal from wild lands is actually considered by many ecologists to be imperative to habit restoration. they cause erosion, degrade plant populations, and create strain on native biodiversity. the wild horses and burros act of 1970 is actually a huge barrier to the resolution of this issue. I recommend reading some literature or synthesis of the issue!!! it's super cool and important and actually a huge debate currently. https://academic.oup.com/bioscience/article/69/7/558/5519497

Ally Chozik

the fact that this episode wasn’t called “pushing on the glass ceiling with my hoof” is upsetting

ez

yasss just in time for the new sims 4 horse expansion pack 🤠

Maggie

eliza and julia read rich dad poor dad 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Izy Well

Yesss would love this so much!! Specifically about how “wilderness” implies lack of human interaction with land which was absolutely not the case until colonization and can actually be a harmful mindset as we fight climate change

Kat

Omg lmao defo will not be doing a pepper spray bit on the subway then!!!!

Stina Olsson

I grew up on a farm with several horses (not rich tho) and I can tell you I was the most stubborn kid with a STRONG sence of justice (but also vengeance). I was concidered to be quite annoying as a child I think 🙂 When I was 9 my dad bought me a discount pony from a local stable that needed to get rid of it - bc it was running away and bucking of all the kids. I can tell you, she (the certain pony) was NOT magically tamed by me, we did NOT form a ✨special and unique bond✨!!! My little horse girl dreams of getting a horse best friend were quickly replaced by what would turn in to years (years!) of living in fear bc ofcourse my family refused to sell the pony even though she was basically trying to kill me at least once every day… but yeah, honestly some part of me still loves that fierce and frightening pony (her name is Wanda). Today, my little sister takes care of her, and SHE has actually managed to tame and create a special bond with Wanda the discount pony. 💅 I’m not a horsegirl anymore these days, but it has definitely shaped me as a person for the rest of my life. Btw - I also LOVED ”Flicka”! Maybe they tell you this in the movie, I don’t remember anymore, but anyway: ”flicka” means ”girl” in swedish!

Pietra

Please more of Max’s hypothetical questions

aquariuskitty

umm insanely true about young girls that are passionate being bombed and destroyed for being lame! was an instagram photographer girly in the early days of the gram and if you didn’t have some stupid deep ass username you were NOT it. but the middle school boys ate me aliveeee so i quit 😍

Shawn Hogan

my ex's mom and sister both rode horses and he HATED horses and I feel like it was how he expressed overt hatred of women alongside his constant simmer of less overt misogyny

Alex

Yes I would eat that shit up! And it’s such a good example of American imperialist ideologyyyy

alexa schnur

omg apparently the original north american horses were dog sized…wow

Manon

Where are all the other binchies who also recognize this as the same studio 5sos did their 10 year anniversary talk on ytube 🫡

payt

I NEED more Binchtopia video-episodes

Emily

the video format helped me concentrate so much better lol please more videos <3 I am a former horse girl and this made me wanna return to riding soooooo bad

adelle amor ☆彡

hi! although i am not growing out my armpit hair i still….am growing out my armpit hair to wax at home but i wait like 5-6 weeks inbetween before i do any hair removal. i also had the problem of it feeling pokey and INCCHYYY and horrible the first couple weeks but once i started waxing the hairs (maybe twice) i started to notice my hair becoming thinner and softer. so again, though i am not growing them out to grow them out, i still grow them out and my best advice is to either power through the inching (unfortunately) or maybe try waxing them a couple times and maybe your hair may become more thin on the pits :’)

Vanessa Rae

I’ve never wanted to go ride a horse more than I do rn

caroline

i’m sorry julia never having heard a bad bunny song ….? please open the schools !

Maggie Kuhns

ok why are we all the same person, horse books got me into reading and were just so magical

jackie

literally 3 minutes in and i loovveee seeing Julia's smile , u deserve the world queen

Halo Will

Julia… bestie as a Nevadan I’m triggered by the way you are pronouncing it

Jenna Bryant

amazingly impressed how still you both are sitting through the whole episode. from one adhd girly to another

Amanda Weymouth

You just have to suffer for a bit before the itching goes away. I haven’t shaved my arm pits in 5 years and it is sooo much more comfortable and soft than “smooth” arm pits that get itchy and stubby within a day or two

katrina!

Did any horse girls remember Bella Sara? It was like Sims but for horses

Maddie G

binchtopia deep dive on the myth of the cowboy when

Santina Olney

As a high school teacher binchie, I’d love a list of max’s hypothetical questions! 🫶

Kat

Sent the ep to my horse girl bestie (not a binchie YET) and she said she listened and cried and sent it to her barn group chat <3

fennixyu

Loved this one! The reason they shoot horses when they break a leg is because horse legs are designed to ALWAYS be carrying the massive weight of a horse, so if it has to lay down for weeks while it heals, the other legs start to have issues as well. Also, since horses are prey animals, it's incredibly stressful for them to not be able to run away if they ever need to, so like its possible for a horse to recover from a broken leg but more likely itll just suffer for a long time Tldr: horse biology is insane, i hate it sm! Did you know? The bottom half of a horses leg has no muscle, only tendon! Horrible!

Hannah Miller

Do you guys know how long I’ve been waiting for a video ep!!! Ahhhh

Destiny

Julia I think pep spray is illegal in nyc but not sure anymore if that's true. I would carry non-metal knucks sksksksk

Destiny

wait found this: "Can New Yorkers carry pepper spray? New York has a truly asinine law on the books: It's illegal to ship pepper spray here. But it's not illegal to own it or use it in certain cases of self-defense" I guess I thought it was illegal because I could never order it online hahah

Alex Brock

oo would recommend pepper gel, because you can spray it without also accidentally getting yourself in a mace cloud

DYL

julia! welcome to nyc living!!! i always carry pepper spray and a personal safety alarm but i’ve never had to use either. but i have learned that many places with security (theaters, museums, etc) will confiscate pepper spray and safety alarms, so make sure you tuck away your pepper spray in a hidden locket before having your bag checked so they don’t take it from you. hope you love living in nyc!! greatest city in the world!

Abbey W

they really said “this episode is required reading” lmfaooo so glad your grandpa is okay tho!!!

Erin

OK LOVE seeing you guys in motion though, can't stop LOOKIIIIING

Jasmyne Zu

PLS UPLOAD AUDIO VERSION !!!

lauren baker

my fave horse girl story is Felicity the american Girl and her whole horse saga and her journey to wear pants

Vandana Ravikumar

as a binchie from wild horse annie’s hometown i’m legally obligated to say that u guys were pronouncing nevada wrong 🥺 loved this ep tho!!!

maya

just started the ep and im praying that there is discussion of saddle club lore 🙏🙏

KP Dwyer

I live in nyc and carry pepper gel on my keys and a tiny protector pocket pink cow stun gun that has a detachable wristband so if they take it from you they can’t use it against you without reinserting the pin

Brianna Bogucki

Petition for you guys to do a deep dive about Marie Antoinette

Ondine

i love the word mustang- in australia a wild horse is called a brumby

Nora O’Neill

NEEEEED more than anything to know where julia’s top is from

Shannon O'Brien

This is probably a dumb question, but how can I watch this on my TV? Do I have to plug in my laptop with an HDMI cable? I wish there was a Patreon app on Roku :( I wanna watch the vid but not on my phone

Mel

My mom lives in northern nevada and wild horses (mustangs) are such a nuisance there she constantly has horse poop on the front lawn and they will just camp out in front of the house and stop traffic it’s too much

regan

i have a crush on julia hey girl if you want to date women again my dms are open

Zoe

Omg two pretty best friends 👁️👁️

Maya

meeeeEEEE julia respectfully you are really something else

sin ai

The horse girl to “I can fix him” pipeline 🙈

Katie

I don’t live in NYC but would HIGHLY recommend some self-defence training which you can take anywhere!! I’ve done Wendo (it’s women designed/led) and is effing amazing!

Aubrey Rion

I rode horses when I was younger and my teachers were rich high school girls that my parents like $15/hour on Saturday mornings to teach my friend and I , but anyways the ONE that was actually a huge bitch ended up marrying Madison Cawthorn, that heinous congressman from North Carolina!!!!! They got divorced after 8 months when he had an affair with his secretary and nudes between him and his male best friend got leaked. Pretty bold for a homophobe

Linsey Mecham

I was thinking this too! I live in Las Vegas and the wild burros cause a lot of issues in the red rock canyon area. Charismatic megafauna get a legal pass to be invasive ig

Rebecca Thornley

This is gonna be niche, but the girl in the book Goose Girl by Shannon Hale was such a horse girl and I lived for it

Annip

binchies i got the final jeopardy thanks to this episode ! it was something like “this animal was originally from north america and was reintroduced in the 1500s” and i said eeeeek horses!!!!

Benedicte

heyo does anyone know what the essay Eliza was talking about is, the one about women shaving their legs as a way to dissociate?

Eva Sours

The horse girl in my elementary school was allergic to horses

Julia

Replying super late to validate what the binchies said!! Once it's grown back a certain length it will be super soft and not a problem! Personally I trim it when it gets too long so I avoid sweating like crazy lmao but that's it!

Summer

Barbie beauty horses or whatever. I remember I had a black horse and a pegasus.

Summer

Hornet or roach or bear spray. Has a much larger spray range and distance

Rachel-Natalie

🚨Eliza uttered the first DEMURE🚨 9:43