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The girlies finish reviewing the historic text. It's all cock and balls from here on out... Tessa and Hardin get increasingly intimate (he introduces her to her own vagina), things escalate quickly, and the twist at the end was truly something we were NOT prepared for. Between begging this woman to stop inserting herself into situationship family drama, poor Landon loading like a Sim until the next time Tessa decides to talk to him, and more great accent work by your two favorite hostesses, we have exhausted all the content we possibly can from this great work of literature. 

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Marlee

we are FED

Elianna Panakis

i can’t make this up i was just on here 3 min ago searching for part 2

Emma Gordon

shut the fuck up im so ready for this

meegan m

posted at the perfect time for my grocery run <3

Tilda

Yay!!!!!

emma

thank GOD i am at the airport and have a 2 hour flight and am almost done w my book the binchies saved me

elizagolightly

AHHH as I’m on a walk?? Binchies provide!!

scarlett

Holy shit i’m so ready

Peri

Third time in a row there’s been a new ep right before a flight of mine feeling SO loved

Grace

i’ve been waiting on this thank u ladies

Jaziyah Bond

the way i haven’t read these books but i’m so obsessed with these episodes

Marlee

6 episodes this month 😝 the girlies are WORKING

K

NOMNOMNOM was so hungies

Aura

✨ cawk reveal ✨

Grace

oh wait also I went to wsu where this takes place and my studio apartment there in 2019 that I had by myself was $450/month so an $800 apartment is plausible to me lol but a lot of my college friends and I read this while in college and we would laugh laugh laugh at it

scarlett

I CANT BREATHEEEE structured like a video game 😭😭😭😭😭

Kara

the binchies are clocked IT mama these are the employees of the month

Kara

Taking an edible and going to listen to this during a sims sesh thx sisters ❤️

Hannah

Need y’all to know I had a very vivid dream I bought a Colleen Hoover that doesn’t exist at an airport bc of the bad book club 😭 like I was flipping through the pages and everything

Greta

Probably looking insane rn bc I’m on the bus laughing at this soo hard

Julia Maenza

this is one of my favorite episodes of all time already please never discontinue bad book club

jeen

i had to put my dog down this morning, this what honestly just what i needed to cheer me up :,)

soph

pleaassseee this episode has me cackling out loud in the bus

Jordan L

You guys should alternate who reads it and who reacts in real time

Olivia Libbey

Yesss definitely get into ACOTAR

Tasha

I neeeeeeded this queens

Ryn C

About the after movies: all I can think about is how the sprouse twin playing Trevor gets caught in his underwear in Tessa’s hotel room when Hardon barges in, and he says “hey, man” and Hardon yells, “FUCKIN’ TREVAH??!” It is comedy gold. ALSO the guy who plays Hardon played young Voldemort in the 6th Harry Potter movie and if I have to know that fact so does everyone else kthnxbye

Issy

LADIESSS!! walking home from an 11 hour shift with a 20 min break 😍😍 then I see this bad boy has dropped SCREAMING at the blow job/British impression, as a Brit ya’ll ate 😘

Emily Kuper

I think ACOTAR would be fun bc it’s actually a pretty decent book series. Like it’s not the most serious at all, but I also NEED your reactions

KE

Take a shot every time Eliza says “no, literally”

I

I always used to laugh at the ‘saying someone else’s name during sex’ trope but I nearly said the name of my ex of 4 years multiple times when hooking up with my last bf 😬 other friends have told me they’ve had the same thing, I think there’s just something about connecting with someone on a different level and feeling totally relaxed around them jn a way you haven’t since the last person that it takes you back there even if you’re as over them as you can be (although I assume that is not the case when it comes to seminal work of literature After…)

Kaley Alness

Ok the only thing I've ever hate watched was that Debby Ryan Netflix show with my roommates. It was so campy but awful and we all knew if we stopped we would never want to watch it again to we binged the whole show in one sitting (i remember almost none of it t god)

Julia and Gabby

Plllllleaaaaaaaaaaae do the summer I turned pretty next

Celeste

the way you guys sound tired of existing at the beginning of this episode killleddd me ... this book did a number on yall lmao

Haylee Dean

I was cackling the entire episode. I read After in early high school when it was fresh on wattpad and it did irreversible damage to my brain. Please please do acotar next.

Tori D

i stand by an abundance of katherine’s having off the chart cringe factor for future consideration

Tori D

i listened to the pod fine pairings review this as a fic once and my fav thing i learned is that in the wattpad version bc it’s still posted there anna todd very clearly did ctrl + f to replace harry with harden bc someone brings up harry potter and it says harden potter 💀

molly

Pleaseee do a court of thorns and roses next!! I literally read all 5 of those fat ass books in a month and they aren’t good but was so entertaining to me!!!

Alexa Ross

We neeeeeeeeeed a classic old book like Flowers in the Attic - shit is WILD

Olivia Neal

okay but you should read the all for the game series by nora sakavic. it's a self-published series with an insane plot about a mob boss's son who plays a fake sport. it's absolutely batshit crazy but there is a compelling queer romance and it was really popular on tumblr (still is really). highly recommend both earnestly and as a bad book lmao

abigail parrish

i LOVE flowers in the attic it’s one of my favorite books of all time honestly and i would love to hear them read it.

anni

u should soooo read ACOTR but also the second book kinda slays for the most part

anni

also main feed episode on the romanticisation of abuse in YA pleeeeease i would love to hear ur scholarly thoughts

Kayley

plsss they will deserve a strongest soldier award if they fight through ACOSF 💀

anni

I’ve only read the first two 😭 should I persevere??

Kayley

it is a WILD ride of getting paid per cent for every word, straight to horny jail nonsense but def carry on my queen!!

cek99

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

Alexa Ross

That was where I got the inspiration!! I would love to hear a younger take on it

Marie

Julia saying she watches bad shows is the realest shit I have ever heard. I am literally on season 6 of the vampire diaries rn.

Marie

The twisted series by Ana Huang is truly unfathomable. If you get through one of the books I will forever admire you.

Mo Wilson

Read hillbilly effigy next!!!

Alexis Visinsky

not me realizing i still dont say i love you too because of this fanfic. the impact this had on 13 year old me is astonishing

matheson

pleeeease i just read the entire acotar series this week. in my head i know it’s low quality but also i could not stop. it consumed my brain.

EJ Bask

me and my best friend had a traumatic bonding moment almost directly after watching the first after movie on halloween 2019... think about it often I fear.

kat

stop PLEASE read acotar it’s so unserious i love it

sophia perkins

a court of thornes and roses is good 😭

Sarah

oh my god!! last summer my bff and i watched all the after movies while we were high as fuck and promised to see the newest one in theaters but the movie didn’t come to our town theater so we had to buy it on my amazon prime account lmao

MK

Why do I agree with the “I love you too”… the “too” is angry…

Hannah Abram

I am 100% on Julia’s team and frequently finish books/shows that are horrible because I need to know how they end….it’s masochism I fear

mari !

you guys NEEEEED to do punk 57 it's awful

Kristen Gload

People who see my on my walks while I listen to these must think I am on the phone with the funniest bitch on the planet

baby.yogurt

Tessa's pain during sex and supposed incredible tightness (according to Hardin) makes me think she just like has some pelvic floor issues......like girl needs to see a PT

Luteal Swan

Physically cringed multiple times listening to this. You are both so brave for actually reading the book. Thank you for your service

Sidney

i think harry styles has a restraining order on anna todd?

Merin Issac

i neeeeed you guys to do a murder mystery next

ella

They have talked about it in the beginning of a previous episode

matheson

the first book was definitely the worst of the series. wdym he fucked u with his claws out

Julia Pharr

geeking and wincing at these episodes because my brothers name is Hardin 🫢🫣🥲

sarah keely

A drunk reading of my immortal would fix every single one of my problems I’m pretty sure

Chloe Howard

Pleeeease do a court of thorns and roses next 🥺🙏

Ava

“u are not seriously asking me that while we are driving down the street”’is giving “who said brown haired girls can’t wear jeans”

Ellenwickens

Pleasseee do Stephanie Meyers life and death/ twilight reimagined. Need to know if Edythe Cullen and Beau Swan have a shred of Judith Butler in them

blaine

As far as bad shows yes I am seated for Sweet Magnolias every season but it’s so bad

Isabelle

PLEASEEEE I would die for a live stream of you guys watching the first movie 😭

Sierra Smith

If you ever muster up the courage to do another Colleen book I DEFINITELY recommend reading ugly love. Truly the worst ever and suchhhh a fever dream

Erin

No but what's wrong with this woman and why are the books soooo popular and why are there movies, this is worrying

Sarah

sorry to eliza but i love hatewatching garbage television. me and my roommate watched every single episode of the secret life of the american teenager last year just because it was so entertaining how awful it is lmao

Audrey Ashdown

this is me begging on my HANDS AND KNEES for you to do a court of thorns and roses

Olivia

Yabadabadoo 😭😭😭

Amelia Jones

i get that with instagram reels that i know are gonna be bad but i have to see them through

Liz

SO not the point but did Tessa wear white to that wedding….

Ella McGeady

That one scene in the O.C where summer says she suffers from rage blackouts

beep boop

crispy blue eyes is sending me for some reason

McKenna Walwyn

Nooo you can’t read acotar if you’re not gonna read the whole series

Holly

I’ve never read the books but my friends and I went and saw every after movie in cinemas bc they were SO fucking horrendously bad we were crying barely being able to hold it together through each one

Yvette Panaiotov

I’m sorry wait why is she wearing a white dress to the wedding

Mary Kate Fairley

PLEEEEAASSE read ACOTAR but you HAVE to also read at least the 2nd book but ideally the first three which is admittedly a big ask. But you definitely can’t just read the first one. Very least have to do 1st and 2nd

Zoë Grenier

My partner says they can tell when I’m secretly mad because I’ll say “I love you too” instead of “I love you” lollll

Rachel Diazena

i feel like acotar isn’t bad on this level even tho it’s like. bad lmao but u also can’t just do the first book it is IMPORTANT

Cambri Elder

Pleeeasseee do a Court of Thorns and Roses. I read it and it was so bad but everyone else loves it and I feel crazy!!! How can they all possibly think it’s a good book😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😭

Melanie Zuluaga

The summer I turned pretty series hahaha

Alice Zhang

seconding a court of thorns and roses you guys will LOVE IT ITS SOOOO BAD

meghna

What makes Landon in the movies worse is that they turn him into the token black friend, he’s just her poc lapdog always lurking around in case she needs emotional support for the same issues over and over again it’s ridiculous😭

meghna

I need a movie review expeditiously, my friend and I are obsessed and have seen them all multiple times, the second one is by far the best it’s comedic gold it feels like a fever dream

Olivia Brown

If yall read ACOTAR it won’t be a complete waste of time because it’s actually an enjoyable read. There’s definitely things the author does that are corny and questionable and I think it’d be funny as fuck to hear yalls commentary on this style of book

Leslie

PLEASEEEE read ACOTAR, my friend (who also is a fan of the pod) and I got addicted to it this past year. it’s so bad it’s good. definitely felt the feminism leave my body for that one and i’m not proud of it. but not a single ragret. ps you have to read the first 3 unfortunately or else u will not get the full picture.

Emma Morrison

claim to fame the movie was filmed at my high school

Abbey W

i said the same thing!!!! i was hoping one of them would say something abt it 😭

kirby rodik

wow, hardins red flags are eerily similar to my ex’s. i should maybe re-think my type.

Delaney Shields

Im with Julia on this one! I will watch shows purely for the mess even though they are bad; I’ll only stop if they get boring 😅

lola bolado

y'all should do an ep on pedestrian safety

Connie

The voices had me DYING

Carly

next bad book club should be Julia fox’s memoir… I love her but it is truly some of the worst writing my poor eyes have ever witnessed

Meha Razdan

I would say read ACOTAR but I feel like you have commit to the full series to get from "schlocky entertainment" bad books to "why are there g-spots in these dudes' wings" bad

Ava Anderson

Bad book suggestion: If he had been with me… first and last time I ever was fooled by booktok

lauren baker

wait this bitch wore WHITE to a WEDDING

Claire Kim

omg… i ate this series UP as a horny ass teen and former 1D stan…… now i wonder how much these series skewed my view on what a healthy relationship should be, because as an adult, this shit sounds absolutely UNhinged. much to think about

abigail jackson

bf and i cackled the whole way home from thanksgiving listening to part 1 and 2. i’m shocked we didn’t crash. thank u binchies 🫡

Kaitlin

This book was like something I’d write in eighth grade but with the Akatsuki from Naruto instead of one direction lmaoooo 😭😭😭

Kirby Harris

You guys should do The Selection by Keira Cass although it might result in Julia feeling the need to read like all 5 of the sequels 😔

sis and bub

is the second movie the one where tessa literally gets hit by a fucking car and harden starts chasing the ambulance on foot? 😭😭

Nina Caradonna

Me edging the entire episode waiting for someone to make the hard dick joke

sfalz

you should consider a spin-off of bad book club with girlboss reviews of American literary classics

christina

REAL i would love to listen to an ep on the absolute HORRORS fanfic did to a whole generation of teenage girls

Sarah

Pleeeeease do ACOTAR. It is bad in a very different way. But you need to do at least the first 2 in that series if you’re going to do it

Connie

PLEASE do dark lover its really shitty vampire erotica

Mary Claire

Where colleen hoover and anna toddler walked, sarah j maas FLIES. Pls do acotar+ book2, so bad but so so good

mel abec

this was the most I’ve laughed in a episode lol

bella bella

okay pls read lilac, it’s a stand alone smut book that’s one girl and 4 guys, reverse harem bandmate romance. plus the main characters name is braxton

Leia

I CANNOT make this up. As I’m listening to this ep in a cafe, a purely one direction’s entire damn discography plays over the speakers

Coco

Justice for all the girls who dated a Harden at 18 ( 18 is when u date a harden I don’t make the rules)

Julia

I ride so hard for romance as a valid literary art form but why is it ALWAYSSSS the shitty fanfics that get the praise 😭😭😭

Hope Kerrigan

i’m sobbing this ep is so good

lavender-brown

Violently obsessed with this series, scream laughing through this 😂 for future bad book clubs could you consider the classic Flowers in the Attic? I think you’d both have a lot of fun w V C Andrews

Niamh

I need you girlies to review Saltburn in the next mediasode

Cassie

This made me laugh sm… amazing 🩷

Sofi Schles

I love the idea of bad book club but can we switch up the themes cus I can’t keep listening to these apologist accounts of abusive men it’s just upsetting to hear about lol

Laura Evans

Definitely do ACOTAR it's unhinged. The main character can't catch a break, she should have been dead one chapter in. The only good thing about it is setting up the chemistry with the morally gray hot dude guy for the second book.

Laura Evans

From Blood and Ash definitely needs to be on that list. Concept is compelling, the writing made my eyes bleed. Editors exist for a reason and they should be given more power.

Eleanor

your british accents are vastly improving!! Absolutely cracking up

Ellie

PLEASEEEEEEE review salt burn movie im so traumatized i need to hear your takes

Jenna Guzman

yall gotta watch the movies 😭 sooo ridiculous, and they fully SWITCH ACTORS for multiple characters in the second or third movie and they dont acknowledge it at ALL

Ally Chozik

this is not related but i NEEEEEED to hear yall discuss priscilla the movie

Rachel

Ashamed to say I’ve read and seen all the books and movies :/ just so bad but like… I couldn’t stop!

Dorothy

Ok this isn’t a BAD book but I NEEEED you guys to read Down the Drain by Julia Fox and talk about it !

Amanda Marriott

OBSESSED with this series literally pissing myself laughing please keep it going! Also can relate hard to Julia hate reading a badly written book bc I need to know what happens (What Lies Beyond the Veil, read all three that are out and I WILL be reading the fourth)

Tay

I hate that I love ACOTAR but I guess that’s the low-brow in me

Tay

The sexual progression in that series is truly something 😅

Tay

I also got addicted to ACOTAR and the whole Maas Universe this year. It’s got me thinking of dipping my toes into more smut.

Leslie

i have been on a bit of a smutty book bender this year because i have a big girl job and i have to turn my brain off when i go home but i don’t really like tv or movies. there are some really good ones w great plot (under the oak tree is a bit of an obsession) but most are pretty terrible 😂 its great when you need to devolve into some fun, no critical thought smooth brain time 🤪

Lara Crocombe

please do ugly love by coho i need to hear your reading of it

Christy Robertson

petition for the mother binchettas to never stop doing bad book club in BriISH accent BaBES - crying in my office right now

ravenhairedbabe

Pleaseeeee do acotar I need to hear your thoughts I bought and read all 5 of those books I’m not proud of it but they’re lowkey good

marisa

I feel like the reason why her book makes no sense and is too much is bc she prob compiled all of her wattpadd entries which were random and over time so all together it makes no sense

Amber

I would love to hear about ACOTAR or Verity by Colleen Hoover because that one is INSANE

Kate Tsourmas

I tried to start the audiobook three times bc my friends recommended it so hard and I just couldn’t do it… unfortunately this slightly altered my view of said friends lolol

freya

he CRUMPLED dan?????? what did dan DOOOO oh my god😭😭😭😭😭😭

Maya Auld

Okay but the show notes ATE

meghan madigan

U GUYS SKIPPED OVER THAT SHE WORE A WHITE DRESS TO A WEDDING!!!!!!

lactose intolerance

as an ACOTAR girlie, i’m both terrified and excited for the next bad book club episode

Roni

I’m in tears driving and listening to you guys I had to pull over “You are not seriously asking me this while we are driving down the street” 💀

KC

Gurlinas I NEEEEEEEED you to bad book club Passion or Pancakes by Nathan Baylet I promise you you will regret it. It takes a real skill to write a book this bad

Carly

Why is this book literally a rip off of cruel intentions though???

Krissy Simard

Please I will not accept a court of thorn and roses slander 😭😭😭

Jessica Santos

In a place of needing you guys to read the Love Hypothesis

alexia boyagian

Confession: my father did pull a Hardin move and bought our family home without my mother knowing cause she didn’t pick up the phone in time😭😭😭 she did love it tho!

☆Sara☆

I listened to this while on a hot girl walk and physically snorted really loud near the beginning. I had to look around to make sure no one thought I was crazy.

Rebecca

I’m literally begging you to do the entire After series…plssss suffer and do it for us….this episode was amazing

Lily

I saw the first after movie in theaters with my bestie and then we watched the second one together thru Netflix party during covid.... genuinely insane pieces of media. Dylan Sprouse is there

kaseyd

PLEASE do spare by prince harry

taylor rosen

PLEASE DO BEAUTIFUL DISASTER! ITS SO CRAZY AND FUNNY

caitlin brown

somehow… the movies are actually worse. don’t ask why i’ve seen two of them

Ginger Miller

just found out that miss Anna Todd was 22/23 and married when she first wrote After??

Ally Watkinson

i have seen the first two after movies and they’re better than the books (which i haven’t read i’m just guessing). sarah j maas (whose books i also have not read) is my second author nemesis after colleen hoover, would highly recommend cari can read’s youtube recaps of the ACOTAR books!

Ally Watkinson

also… can you please read that hockey smut book icebreaker

Briana Powers

I was TYPING a court of thorns and roses as u said it!! Plz it’s so bad

Paige McHatten

Ugly Love was the worst book I’ve ever read

Roz

i have seen the 3rd after movie and something i feel the need to share to anyone who doesn't know: hardin burns down his mother's house

Maria Alvarado

tasmanian devil really made me choke while i was driving

Ellen Egan

embarrassed to say i read the whole After series on Wattpad in 2015/16