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The Official Podcast #389 - Xbox Is Dying (Patreon)

Published:
2024-05-15 22:28:51
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2026-01-15 16:08:08
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I’m going to touch you Jackson

Taro

Based

SoulReaper644

Thank for this Jackson I missed the recording now I can listen while I work YES!!!!

Blitzkrieg

Jackson oiled up live 4K

Kenny ponce

Jackson your Australian booty isn't safe

Nigerian Prince

I’m glad I brought up the achievement challenge

Dingus

Why is this not a doug episode?

Zetlin

Great episode I listened to it on 100x speed

SugmaNard

Where is the official onlyfans where yall get freaky with each other its been over 7 years

Cronus maximus

Double episode drop today is a good day

Ehh

The turn around on this is insane! Hell yeah 😄

SoulReaper644

Jackson what’s your opinion of the family guy Star Wars special?

Alex Bryda

BROS NAH NAH look I love family guy but AMERICAN DAD HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY KILLING IT LATELY YO THE LAST 5 SEASONS HAVE BEEN SO DAMN FUNNY legit watch the latest seasons guys legit family guy ain't even close to American Dad 🙏💯 mainly ROGER LATELY has been GOLD and South Park 🏆

Taro

Why is Jackson’s setup constantly falling apart?

Lathan Means

I liked fallout 3 and halo 4 story bruh

Taro

Nvm he just spilled tea

Nitro

If jackson loses that competition. No more Assassin Creeds forever

Cronus maximus

I would love to see a 100% assassins creed competition those games are so repetitive 😂 Charlie offer Jackson a cash price Jackson offer to move to America for 3 months and be Charlie’s house cleaner.

Brashends

“ We will, we will touch you, Jackson Jackson, you're a young man, hard man Shouting in the street, gonna touch you someday You got to touch your face, you big disgrace Waving our hand to touch you all over the place Singing we will, we will touch you, Jackson” 🎵 🎶

The tincan man

I wanna see Charlie 100 percent assassin's creed

Ricky Austin

Ngl, I miss Kaya talking more, he was hilarious back in the day

Paragon-VI

Hes talked about this before, said basically "it's just star wars, but with the family guy cast" so I gather he's unimpressed

Fueled By Fart Porn

Andrew looks like a man dressed as a woman dressed as man.

Pulp

Would love to do a Patreon or discord pool of like $10 each and whoever gets it first wins the pool

dollargeneraljesus

i genuinely cannot believe they are still arguing about jacksons assassins creed obsession and their achievement challenge

DadRockBand

Jackson try not to break shit challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

Nathanial Green

they might seem like cynical pricks… 🎶🎶🎼🎵

Bruce

If you reallyyyy read all the comments Jackson, then what color underwear am I wearing ;)

HolyBiscuit

🎶🎵 So they'll throw this into the mix 🎵🎶

Thoams Wyatt

Wasn’t the big thing with halo 4 that it totally ruins Cortana’s character?

Captain Mexico

The stalker is definitely just Kaya again

Little Lacie

If you like Rick and Morty, I highly recommend these animated shows: *Scavenger's Reign* for a sci-fi drama & *Bravest Warriors* for a goofy scifi vibe, it was made by the same person (Pendleton Ward) who created Adventure Time (DO NOT WATCH THE NEWEST EPISODES, it got ruined by corpo greed near the end.)

Kolt45mm

been subbed to the parteon for 5 or so years, great episdoe, high spirits and great vibes !!

Jerry

🎶🎵 Just so you don't think they're dead inside, 🎼🎵

Dreezy

Just a point abt the arcaduim thing it wasn’t for sex it was for erp/vrchat sex which is so fucken lame in that context

SugmaNard

Yeah she like starts to malfunction. Lore wise I think its accurate the AI only last so long but it only needed repaired or some shit. And instead of just like breaking she became evil which was extremely cliche and stupid. But she still helped chief stop the halo ring? Idk it was all entirely confusing and dumb

SugmaNard

Fallout 3 fye halo 4 story is actual trash but you can still enjoy it.

SugmaNard

What's the charlie video about said crazy dude

SugmaNard

Bro injust wanna watch the documentary on him who is it

SugmaNard

Please reply this is a defcon 5 emergency

SugmaNard

What's the documentary video about him yall can't make the video not wa ting to give him attention and not atleast say that

catb23

i re-listened to the arcadum episode this morning coincidentally. the whole thing was even sadder and far lamer than i remembered

cas.ko

talking about stalkers I found this one dude on twitter who's like 70 and schizophrenic that posts about politics 24/7 without sleeping (not exaggerating) and roleplays as a wolf, but what makes him crazy is that he has what looks like a cult of other schizophrenic senior citizens that also roleplay as wolves and spend all day looking for any negative mention of the guy and once they do they spend like weeks or months harassing and doxxing said person and I don't even want to say his name because they kinda scare me lol

Dominick

Commander sounds just like hearthstone, actually sounds really fun and considering getting into it.

cas.ko

btw if anyone is looking for a good indie game signalis is classic silent hill with lovecraftian horror and lesbians and I recommend it to everyone

catb23

hell yeah lovecraft and lesbians

Noah_89

jackson is definitely the most clumsy out of all the boys, its wild lmao

paul ginella

I need this assassins creed competition it’s the content we all want and need!!!!

Jeremiah

This is such a good episode, I’m glad it’s not about depressing news

paul ginella

If Jackson loses he has to come to America just for a week and is forced to spend one day in Star Wars land in Disney, if Charlie loses he has to eat only Arby’s or Burger King for an entire week

Shadofeelz

About 3 years ago me and 2 mates traveled around Australia to play yugioh in all the nationals and regionals, I came 11th at a nationals in Canberra out of 450 people playing a trickstar deck, we also played in Brisbane and got stomped so bad on the first day we went out in the city and ended up at the strippers till 6am and didn’t go to the second day of play

Hans Keating

I’m gonna touch you Jackson

SugmaNard

Is Andrew ron the spectrum? They didn't called it xbone because they boned it up. It's because the literally abbreviation of it is X-Bone. X BOX ONE. X-b-one. Jesus christmas... 🤣🤦‍♂️ I just got brain damage

Joshuah T. S. Walker

100% any modern Assassins creed game is pure hell. Even Black Flag sucked to 100%. Odyssey was far worse than Black Flag, I could not imagine even playing Assassin’s Creed after I tried to 100% Valhalla and gave up during the tutorial.

Goofy82694

A while back, Ray came on your show and you had this same achievement argument. I agree with Ray who made the point that Charlie won off getting achievements in games with substance while Jackson technically won in quantity. Jackson would most likely get like 5 points per shitty game while Charlie gets 50 points, just as an example.

CaptianMex1C0

He literally said "The abbreviation is literally"X-Bone" (X-B-One)

SugmaNard

All I hear is him saying it boned

SugmaNard

He said "it shortened to xbone. Because they boned it up. They fucking boneheaded it" listen again no where does he refer to the fact its actually abbreviated that way. All he explain was that they boned it up

SugmaNard

I genuinely don't think he realizes it actually contains x bone in the title

SugmaNard

At 50:50 unless he doubles back on it later in the video in which I haven gotten to yet

Mrjiggely

It gets even worse for halo, the didact didn't even die at the end of 4, he's still alive in the books, 343 really did goof up with halo

Dooney Darko

The friends talk is wild to me because I’m almost 30 and still friends with all the same people from elementary and middle school onward 😳 is that not common for most people?

Dooney Darko

He’s been a lot more quiet recently 💔 need more kaya lead episodes

Myname AL

🎼🎵 It’s the things we like corner 🎶

waterChestnutz

Charlie needs to join the professor for a game

YungOwl

Not really tbh

Tecknicolour

But Yugi isn't just pulling cards randomly! He's putting his faith in the heart of the cards to guide him to victory!

Gabriel Johnson

So Jackson gets a vacation and Charlie just gets food poisoning💀

POISON_TOAST

I moved away from my home town where all my friends I played magic with lived so I thought I would try a Friday night magic at my local card shops so I joined a casual commander tournament where it was 4 people against eachother and every single person just pulled out insta win combos non stop and it really ruined the experience and since then every time I go to a card shop to play that's all it is just insta win combos sadly

Griffinmane

Torture yourselves for hours for no reason

Gigs

I just joined the Patreon how do I join the discord?

Lou Sassle

Relax man. Adrews well aware that it's an abbreviation, everyone knows that. It also happened to be a funny coincidence because the console was indeed a bone-headed decision.

SugmaNard

I'd like to believe that but knowing some of the other information they falsely drop randomly I just don't believe that to be true.

SugmaNard

Whenever you're explaining topics to people who aren't already aware of the topic you're discussing it's important to be concise. Because anyone who doesn't know that will just assume the xbox one was only called xbone because it "boned". It's not that big of a deal anyway i don't hate Andrew I just thought that was very "quirky" of him I suppose. 🤔

galileeo

if you’re wondering who the stalker was it’s that fucking weirdo smash bandicoot

galileeo

that’s fucking awesome, honestly better than winning imo

galileeo

smash bandicoot

galileeo

again?? it was just in the fucking red thread episode

Tecknicolour

I think yall are just unaware of the MLP Fandom. I am admittedly a fan of every gen of mlp (yes, even the first gen from the 80's), and even though FiM has been over for a while, I still see people talking about it and making fan art all over my social medias. We all agree that gen 5 was a fucking mess, though. I think the best way to portray that there is still a following for it is the fact that MTG finally finished the MLP: The Galloping set this year. I had the original three cards before the second set came out, and when I bought them, it was $150 for all 3. Now that the second set has come out, just the Twilight Sparkle card alone is like $200.

Thoams Wyatt

Black flag was super fun I’m no Ubisoft apologist they have ruined multiple IPs I love but the combat in that game made me feel like such a badass and actually had decent writing as well and the multi player was actually very good as well and creative

Ethan Kelly

Hellblade 2 was announced as a Series x launch title and I've only just recently started getting trailers for it on twitch like yesterday

Thaddeus Tobin

Jackson had so many fucking great jokes in this that just went under other people talking 🤣

galileeo

HE SPLIT TEA AGAIN OMG

Zerkin Off

Tobin: *compliments Jackson* Jackson: "oh yea?!?! Pics or it didn't happen bro.

Not_Isaiah

Jackson is so right about Assassins Creed getting settings right. Exploring Baghdad in mirage was really cool, but I never even got halfway through the shitass story and dogshit clunky mechanics.

Roderick720

Jackson, if you absolutely must play Ass Creed at least pirate it. I know it goes aginst your morals, but Ubisoft is so, so undeserving of your money.

Tyson

I will say the only reason I own and use an Xbox as my main gaming system is because all of my friends own and use an Xbox as their main gaming system if that was not the case I would be a PlayStation/PC player 1000 times over

Dirty Mike

Take Jackson up on his challenge, you pussy.

TheFan

I thought these guys were fans of Zach Hadel. Why didn't they mention Smiling Friends?

Elder Dankspawn

Good to hear Charlie's finally coming around on Magic, shits awesome. I wonder what color combo he mains, wanna say red/green for the power fantasy of being big af. But probably some blue/black bullshit since he's a pro gamer.

Sir Lutha

I just recently subbed to the patreon and don’t how to use it really, how do I get access to the discord from here? Thanks 🙏

OrionTheHoonter

I guess it just didnt come up, as far as I know they and Zach are still on good terms

skkat

My favorite family guy cutaway is the where peter says something like "ive been working on lying more convincingly lately" and then the cutaway is lois and peter in the car at a stop light and lois is driving and she asks if theres any cars coming on peter said and hes like "heheeh no" and then they get creamed by a giant semi truck and the rest of the episode is them dealing with lois being crippled by the truck

TheFan

I mean when a few of the guys were saying that no animated show makes them laugh

DeathClaw13

Yall having Magic Tourneys and not filming it?

cole

I love them making fun of this schizophrenic fucking loser 💀

lanirus

jackson reporting to the ball crunching factory everyday at 5am to play assassins creed in hopes of completion

Zeraphys

Jacksons achievement rant might be the first time I whole-heartedly disagree with his argument

Joshua Gantt

Tbf season 1 of yugioh was before the cards were actually printed and battle city was poorly explained since its premise was about strategy and they were told they’d be able to do things they didn’t think they could with the environment. Same with season 1 and the field effects and stuff it was a “world where anything is possible” and before the cards

Western Philosopher

For some reason I have a hard time imagining Jackson being friends with other Australians.

scooter

Nobody asked

Tyson

okay 😭 nobody asked you to leave a shitty comment on mine