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Jackson Carp's Thoughts: I'm Glub (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-09 23:25:04
Edited:
2026-10-10 00:11:24
Imported:
2026-10

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I have no gills and I must swim

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Erik

Excuse me?

Yennifer

more content like this please

Yennifer

thrash and gulp till i cant anymore

Grelk

Yet another kaya W

Jae

Ben Crawford

Lmao this new era is already innovating the Patreon format, bringing it to new heights of petty

HmmmPaul

Ummmm thank you Jackson?

Sacred Ham

This is what I pay my subscription for

Austin

i love this

Cthonaut

Yeah that's it, I'm calling your mom

Ehmecks

Very poetic Jackson

Xvier

ah shit Jaxxon hit the galaxy gas again smh

Dreezy

Description should’ve been “I have no gills and I must blub” or “I have no fins and I must swim” Don’t worry Jackson I give copyright permission for you to use my genius literature to correct the folly of your own devices

yuso

Jackson schizo posting??

gksdst

I can't believe Jackson actually said all of this!

Jesse Hoffman

Very thought provoking, thank you Jackson

Chance3248

Wow Jackson, this was pretty stunning and brave. ❤️

Chance3248

It's beautiful. Jackson is finally showing his true self.

Reed DiBono

Is everything ok Jackson?

Wade

I’m hard, Jackson. Thank you.

Seb G

Just… cool it with the glub remarks

Nathanial Green

this was exactly what i needed to hear today. Thank you Jackson Carp

Jacob

Who is Jackson carp

Lillian

what lmao 🤣 is this kaya

connor

100% an ai

Yeetskeeter477

This has to be AI generated by Kaya surely

Jeremiah

I guess this will have to do *unzips and jorks it*

V

Is this ai voice of Jackson?

Reign

Ahh hell, someone take the rum away from Jackson

Ross

Kaya.... it's not too late to get help. It's never too late to get help.... help Jackson get over this phase

AntonisXXIV

“Mmm piss” killed me off 🤣

Oskar H

I’ve lost respect for Jackson

AnusExplorer

Plot twist, the other episode is actually AI generated and this is the original

Presto

Bruh what am I listening too

Heide K.

Beautiful work guys

Vincent Shirayuki

It's so weird listening to so much Jackson without hearing his trademark suck in to burp or whatever he does it for every 2 minutes.

gabe derp

now THIS is the quality content I subscribed for.

flint

Glub glub glub to the bluesky

SugmaNard

Gonna try to jerk off to this later

John

?

Dry Soap

We paid for this 🙌🏿🙌🏾🙌🏽🙌🏼🙌🏻

Niels

Can Jackson carp be the 3rd host?

Cheesed

Did you finish?

Chandler Lujan

Can’t believe I listened to the full thing at work 😂

Garf

Truly the art of all time

SugmaNard

Rather quicker than I expected yes

Josh Crawford

This feels like part 1 to a manifesto.

magnum

Jackson you should go see the movie Digger in theaters it speaks of this

TheBaconBook

Took me longer than I'd like to admit to clock this is AI

The Boi

Is it salty Jackson?

xSilentxNight

I'm convinced Kaya has learned to hijack him mentally or mimicked his speech and voice