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P095: RIP (Patreon)

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2024-07-26 12:00:13
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Ben

Good Morning

David Kenner

Cutting it close Ben, almost thought you wouldn’t post today

Josh

I HAVE RISEN

Hosey

8am sharp? Pretty gay

Jack LoMonaco

Hey! Im the gay retard around these parts

Dongleloid

I stayed up all night watching gay porn and waiting for this

Sniggering

Hi Ben this is Joan from debt recovery, please can you reply to my email regarding your overdue mortgage payment, thank you.

Phil Sidock

Respect to my fellow Lemonheads. 🍋🍋

Marco A Ballesteros

Ben, if you need someone to help with the gay undercover thing, DM me 😘 We can practice on each other.

doak1

Just put the fries in the bag lil bro

Sam

Ever since you guys started this podcast, I can’t stop finding the imperfections in everyday life. I call people racial and gay slurs without any thought of repercussion. A void formed in my heart and filled with a deep hatred for all mankind. That being said, keep up the good work. Love you guys

LEAVE ME ALONE

it's concerning how much Ben knows about hubslife

N word scissor hands

Early retards going to their job at the gay factory getting a morning treat 🍋💅

Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Left Tit

I have given hundreds of slurs and hours of racist accents a pass while listening to this podcast but I will not stand for the Rhett and Link slander

Chessmaster

Ben immediately describing the plot of cruising and passing it as his own lol

Tommy

My dearly beloved,

Vibecheck

The pussy is the best part of the chimpkin

Stewart

It’s Very funny to be bitter at the chicken.

Max Larsen

Alright I need the fire work video. Please

Maxwell

Ben truly has Cartmans brain where he thinks once he loses all the weight there’ll be no criticism that exists which can be thrown at him

Ratsnest

Calm down fags, the chicken was a girl chicken. Meaning the sex wasn't gay. Not Gay = Okay

Shawn G

Ben closing vents in the house doesn’t force more air to go into the other vents retard. That’s not how ac systems work

David Lucas

devan is a tard. you don't have to wait until someone points a gun at you to shoot them lmao. the guy approaching the car with a gun in his hand is 100% justification for self defense

Daniel

This made me cum

Sam Murphy

Ben’s daughter is going to end up marrying hubs.life’s son

rolon96 2810

Lol it would be funny if ben blackmails hub life when he finds out something about his family puts it on here

rolon96 2810
>>144724407

Patreon will probably not allow it to be posted. If they do it's funny to see the commentary

comixbrainz zzz

The boys definitely took their Alpha Brain for this one. Started off strong. 💪

comixbrainz zzz

Ben taking Hub Life for a trugg walg. 🛻

Jonathan Leary

I’m not going through the comments. Why didn’t any of the boys call the chicken guy a “cluckhold”?

Jonathan Lemkin

The bear but Indian was genius. You’ve done it again boys

Dewie Lemons

That chicken sounds like a lucky egg

jake

Make retard, gay and fag great again!🦅🦅

morgan freed

Dave at an inn suites getting clucked by a raven. Gm everyone

Riley Magician

That guy takes "Best Part of the Chimpkin" to a new level.

Danny

This is what we need from Lemonparty, vent your hatred, transfer your pain onto others. You’re not comedians, you’re critics, it doesn’t matter what you wish to be.

Joshua Graf

Asian J harp was sitting right there

Kyle Lees

Congratulations this is the most fucked up podcast I’ve ever listened to

Frontside shitslide

Jace has a sort of sick desperation in his laugh. It sounds completely fake and fabricated when he laughs like he's forcing it for the show. Worse than Bert kreischers.

Jd

That chicken fucker is a “cluck”

Jeff

God I fucking hate the Dodo. Vapid, empty bullshit for vapid, empty white women without a single interesting bone in their body.

CrezD

I love Binging with Babish but shitting on their fans was very nessecary.

Mathew Baker

5 o cluck somewhere killed me

Jester_Erectus

Ben lifting up his shirt to intimidate someone with a log of shit is so funny to me 😂

jjmm

For some reason the frozen shit in a glass of piss made my stomach turn. I'm a fag

Delyn Kirstein

This was like listening to Siegfried and roy argue about who's gayer

Kaleidoscope Chameleon

I wonder what that chicken fucker thinks the best part of the chicken is.

Sam

Ben have you had your thyroid checked? (t3,t4). Your fatness and fatigue could be explained by retarded thyroid

Dpro Edwards

The old studio will be missed. Maybe me feel home

Patric Davis

It’s hard not to think about Handsome Ben dropping loads into hairless asian men.

3guys1lemon

Ben’s giant retarded ass died,thank God

Vaughn Collins

I live in Saint Augustine. We have enough chicken fucker tourists already. This guy ain’t shit.

Ned

I contend that fucking chickens is neither straight nor gay

Em

The outfit was horrible Ben. Don’t waste big bucks on ugly Lacoste and focus on your mortgage.

applebot

Got my tools stolen today because I was listening to these fucks talk about chicken fukin.

rolon96 2810

Devan is correct I grew up in the messed up early 2000s comedy was no limits and online game chats got crazy but now people think they use it correctly

rolon96 2810
>>144756712

His fat era is over. No no more q and a us calling him fat and a whale.🤣 The corner roast of him on hate watch muckbanging McDonald's was great comedy . And the camera was at his angle to see it all him eating it.

Jack Vandelay

Ben and Devan calling each other fat and drunk and also retards: the world is finally healing after Trump was shot by that spaz.

Austin

Tim’s horrible style seems to have rubbed off on Ben

cj

Had to skip through most of this. Turns out highlighting animal cruelty isn't the key to putting me in a good mood.

tizm

cant wait to see the next ben avery standup project

Jason Fontaine

This show will eventually receive an offer from the Daily Wire

Jeff
>>144826091

I think he’s just fooling us and his standup debut will just be his fat ass standing up from his chair. Because he’s fat.

rolon96 2810
>>144827272

That will be updated on the description they got new york times praises already. 🤣

Jonathan Churchill

My friend suggested I listen to other media instead of LP episodes on re run. That's fuckin gay as hell.

Clay Ivy

Ben, you're retarded, you know nothing of etymology

DooDang

Goddamn Ben was crisp and in the zone in this episode with the impersonations and the stereotypes

cj
>>144802507

If you can listen to people discussing animal abuse for 30 mins to an hour and it puts you in a good mood then your soul is dead.

HeBro

“I’ll let you know when I quote the sopranos” wow nice one

rolon96 2810
>>144826091

It will be funny after all the stuff they said ben has to perform around them. Bert reaction live will be great

I'm A Gay Guy

Dear Benjamin Avery, my brother in Christ, Praise be to Him! Hosanna in the highest! ✝️✝️✝️✝️ 🥵🤙🏿🤙🏿#hediedforY{OUR}sins

David Bosquet

8:05 and still no episode. Ben must have drank a warm IPA last night

Steven

Why have a studio and no video for patreon

Stu Pea

Blue hunnids to the ceiling nephews!

DHexus23D

Really cooking in the new studio in the regular episode. Big fan of the new energy and comradary. I actually cherish the 2 hours per week I get to crack up laughing to this insane show 🙏🏼

Dana Reinhart

"My elbows look like the safari desert" jayce aVery

Danny
>>145089783

You need to upgrade your membership you piece of shit retard

Danny

Studio is so bad I downgraded my membership now that I don’t need video.

L. Ron Cupboard
>>144802507

Bruh chickens in factory farms get fucked so much harder than this. This chicken had it good. As the philosopher John Stuart Mill was wont to say, "save a Chick-fil-A; fuck a chicken."

georgedagain

I love how Ben’s "raping a bird" ties up to his discussion of bird rape on the Tim Dillon Show (see "Tim Dillon Silences Producer Ben Avery" on youtube). Perfect callback, very subtle.

EveninParadise

When I lived in Savannah I saw that chicken fucker in the part with that thing

GeorgeWBussy

This was mentioned a couple eps ago I believe, but shout out to the Abb*s. Such wisdom and vibrancy like needing an ad to tell you to not huff petrol. Comments disabled for reasons. https://youtu.be/Nt0NcaxmGHo

Jamie Birch
>>145347769

Also they buy rotisserie chickens and then take turns fucking it in the street lmfao

Vic boss

Did they all die of seizures in the new studio, the idea of them just foaming at the mouth in a paralyzed haze is hilarious

X__andy

thanks for the love lads 🇮🇳🇮🇳❤️🇮🇳💜🍋🎉

Alex Hedstrom

Jace hates his father so much that he hates his own country