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PatPod 44. Is the Ocean a Sandwich? (Patreon)

Published:
2024-01-26 14:00:16
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2026-06
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Sabrina and Melissa meant to record a good podcast while Taha was out sick... but instead, they recorded this. Sorry. 

Credits

music by @sussvarman

edited by Joe Trickey

Comments

Fallenoffacliff

So this is what happens when taha's not there

tmuh

this was the best episode yet of the podcast

Renny

😆. Love how you went from sandwiches to the ocean. (There's probably a sandwich floating in the ocean). I agree with Sabrina. I don't think the level of the sea would change dramatically, probably a few centimetres. My guess is the combined mass of marine objects and marine life is significantly minor in order of magnitude compared to mass of our oceans and the ocean isn't a closed area or container with sealed boundaries like a bowl. Water would probably flow in from somewhere like rivers and so we might have a lesser volume of water passing through land(?). 🤔. But the bigger question we should ask, if we took out all the things in the ocean, you know, give the ocean a break, where do we put all the things? I don't think society is ready 😅

Lloyd

"If you have a glass of water in front of you--" "And you put a whale in it." That interaction took me out lol

Erik Edin

On the subject of exploring the city you live in, that's a good idea. I don't think Stockholm has enough sandwich shops, but I could try Indian food or something like that.

Molly

This has incredible Dear Hank and John energy

Malte Richert

Did some quick napkin math while listening and I think Melissa might be right and taking all the sea creatures out of the sea (about 1/1000 of the volume) would mean about 2m of sea level change. There might be fatal flaws in that thinking though.

Lee las instrucciones y hazlo igual bro

Melissa's question is more difficult to answer than I thought because the numbers I can find on biomass are all just the carbon, ie "dry biomass". People are something like 2/3 water though, so let's say the rest is carbon. 6 billion ton carbon of marine life would then be 18 billion ton total. 1.8 x 10^10. The total mass of the ocean is 1.35 x 10^18 tons. Assuming it's all more or less the same density, that means living stuff takes up about 1/100'000'000 of the ocean. On average, the ocean is something like 2 or 3 km deep, so the difference would be on the order of tens of nanometers.

S•P•Q•R

I know it’s not the same as trying different sandwiches from around the city, but ya know, sandwich content

Juan

Loved the chaotic unsupervised energy of this one

David F

Is a hotdog a taco?

Kim Ho

I don't know where else to ask but this might as well be a good as anywhere else: Does Sabrina, Melissa and/or Taha have access to Nebula (As in the streaming service)? If so, thoughts on what Sam Denny said in The Layover- Jet Lag Family Feud episode? I won't spoil it but I am OK to put it here if there is popular demand to do so.

Adrian

you guys are unhinged and this is why I love aip especially the patreon content

Lillian Storm

This question absolutely deserves to be in "XKCD What If"

Angelique Jean Lusuan

Sandwiches are underrated. Reminds me of how underrated panini's are here in Italy. If done well, wuheeeee! Loved this episode.