Grrl Power #1050 - The one with the list (Patreon)

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Deus: We're the two most attractive people in any room.Max: You wildly overestimate yourself.  Deus: I notice you didn't disagree about your comeliness.Max: I know what I look like. Deus: Pamela Anderson crossed with Xena. Max: ... }sigh{ Right. Besides, it's hardly a reason for us to date. Deus: Between your physical might, military position, and fame, and my own economic, political and technological resources, we would redefine the term "power couple."Max: Again, hardly a reason to date.Deus: It would make couples comprised of actors and/or musicians feel downright silly by comparison.Max: Hmm. I suppose that would be amusing. Deus: I challenge you. Max: You aggravate me. Did you know your new buddy enslaved Dabbler's sister?Deus: That was a tad petty, but for demons, I think it's roughly equivalent to pulling on a succubus's pigtails. Regardless, Parfait is going to get quite an education, tagging along from world to world with Thoth. I would expect the move was designed to make Dabbler envious of her sister's incipient adventuring career, but I don't know what Thoth and Dabbler's early years were like.Max: I can't help but picture them sharing an efficiency with furniture found on the sidewalk just before trash day. Dues: Hah hah hah hah! I was just about to say the same thing! With a bunch of pizza boxes stacked up on the wobbly kitchen table, Thoth running a kickstarter to get his "sweep the chaos from your world" business going.Max: And Dabbler trying to save enough to get her "Adventurer's First Kit" with the fifty feet of rope and the ten foot pole. Deus: I never understood that. How do you maneuver a ten foot pole through a dungeon?Max: Maybe it was collapsible? Deus: Maybe. Max: I'm still not dating you.Deus: I have a really nice caaaaar.Max: Hah hah hah! That wouldn't have worked on me even if I was still in high school!Deus: "Makes Maxima laugh." Check.Max: Are you seriously putting this on the whiteboard?Deus: We're making Pro/Con lists.Max: }sigh{ Oh my god. Add "You exhaust me." to the Cons.