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Crank (Patreon)

Published:
2025-03-01 13:00:09
Edited:
2025-10-01 02:06:59
Imported:
2026-06
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movie runtime: 01:34:10

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Crank | Canadian First Time Watching | Movie Reaction | Movie Review | Movie Commentary

Full length/Unedited: https://www.patreon.com/Cinebinge https://www.instagram.com/cinebingechannel/ Merch: https://www.cinebinge.ca BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/cinebinge.bsky.social Simone & George are reacting to Crank for the first time! Canadians React! Subscribe | Like | Share | Comment Early Access & Full Reaction available on Patreon! #moviereaction #moviereview #crank Instagram: @cinebingechannel Instagram: @simone.swan Movie Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakYDfILlxWOp8Rwm60i6s31 The Witcher Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakPpBOOSyThaEu9GBs7h5af Squid Games Reaction: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakSIA0kJIJkUmcxmms0m_Q0 Band of Brothers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHanBD7cksu-blgCyxZOJrgT0 Blind Playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHan3qPNF7wNbOvo653VjhxOR

Comments

TomGas2025

Oh yeah...the movie that made the "defective ringtone" popular.

Socket Meyer

Is it just me, or is this not playing for anyone else?

Nathan Jasper

Well that's a choice 😆 kudos to your Brave choice of thumbnail

JuliusKuegel

Absolutely demented thumbnail

Daniel Smith

I’m having issues too, on phone and desktop. Might be linked “NBC Universal who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.”

Cinebinge

It appears the video got copyrighted over night. It should still work if you click on the "Watch in YouTube" link in the message. If it's blocked for your region. Unfortunately you may need to wait a few days for the appeal to either come through or be rejected. Meanwhile we'll be testing more edits and versions till we find one that works and will post it on here in the description.

Socket Meyer

Appreciate the tip! Yeah it won’t open in the app, but if you open in a browser you get the option to still open it in YouTube. Watching it now!

Jean-Dominic Lapointe

I’m uncomfortable with that thumbnail 🤣😂 I get why the studios want some copyright enforcement in general, but it’s not like people are watching your videos instead of the movie. Anyway, let’s hope it gets resolved without you having to spend too much time editing and re-editing

JuliusKuegel

You guys also need to watch Crank 2. It's everything good about this one turned up to 11 and then 12 and then 13 and then....

jmundt33a

Amy Smart is probably best known for Just Friends and Butterfly Effect. Unhitched with Stuart Townsend is good.

Maarten Martens

Oh wow, you really went there with the thumbnail haha. Respect!

JBK405

The video worked for me on YouTube, no problem. Like I said when the poll was going: I'm not saying this is a Great Movie, and I'm not saying it is a better movie than the other poll options, but I AM saying that it is the ONLY viable choice with the "Adrenaline" subject. Because the whole movie is one adrenaline rush. Amy Smart is a fantastic actress, and I did always wish she blew up a bit more. Most recently I saw her in the "Stargirl" TV series, which has been my favorite of the DC Comics TV shows to come out recently.

Emptysea93

I know this is a very random suggestion after this movie. But i hope y’all react to the substance soon since the Oscars are this weekend and Demi Moore will likely win more awards for it. It is absolutely wild, and i think it is right up both of your alley, just for very different reasons. It’s like if the Barbie movie was directed by Cronenberg, in the best way.

paul rai

You guys HAVE to watch the sequel. If you thought this was insane, this is child’s play compared to High Voltage. That film plays heavily into the playful absurdism and has way more fun on a filmmaking level. It is the T2 equivalent of the Crank films. Bigger and better and funnier in every way.

Maarten Martens

It's just like the Godfather.... both I and II are equally good ;)

Mr Mafuchi

BLAME CANADA…!!! 😜🤣

Swede for the table

lol, did not need that frame of mind when looking at it again xD

maikeru

loool the thumbnail 😆

Happy Hanukkah

Also works for them walking in on me! :-) (""Oh, Jeffery!")

Ari Ramirez

George: "There's a drink that has too much caffeine and it's killing people" Simone: "WHERE"

Pat Poling

She’s in Just Friends

Brandon Meng

Just Friends is sooo underrated, great Amy Smart, but peak Ryan Reynolds and Anna Farris. Must be watched in tandem with Waiting...

Bookwormy

Youtube still worked for me. Good luck with the editing guys.

Jeromy M

Please, please, please watch number 2

Horadriel

I know better, but... What is this implication in the thumbnail XD ?

rictus grin

bugger, its blocked in the UK

Some Guy Some Where

If you want to see a quality super low budget movie, Primer won the Grand Jury Prize at Sundance on a budget of $7000. If you're interested, I recommend watching it without learning anything else about it going in.

Maarten Martens

For the Scrubs fans: how about some tasty coma wife, right?!

Pepijn Schmitz

Next up: Shoot 'Em Up with Clive Owens.

Pepijn Schmitz

He's very lucky his girlfriend is kinky. 😄

Jay Johnson

Amy Smart, who plays the girlfriend in this, is also in "Rat Race" (2001) which it looks like you guys have watched (don't know if you saw it before or after Crank). She's also in the teen football movie "Varsity Blues" with James Vanderbeek.

Patrick - Excelsior

In the restaurant scene, when Jason Statham was explaining to Amy Smart what he did, her hiccups were genuine. In the public sex scene, all the non-actors' reactions to the scene were real.