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Crank - Patreon Version (Directors Cut) (Patreon)

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2025-03-01 13:00:09
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No Sync Required Version: https://cinebingers.ca/UnoVPH7Ez4 - For Patreon tier "Bingers on The Wall" or higher.

movie runtime: 01:34:10

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Crank - Patreon Version

Comments

Emily G

You guys should watch Moulin Rouge, Rat Race, or Ever After! I would love to see your reactions to those! 🙌

Brandon

Director's cut, in case anyone is wondering which version to watch. For another great Statham reaction 'Killer Elite' is a pretty solid action movie about government wetwork. Great cast too, with Robert De Niro and Clive Owen in supporting roles. 'The Bank Job' might be one of his best. It's based on a real story about a famous 1971 heist in the UK.

Martin Roca

Can we please add the movie runtime in the description?

Tomas Gaspar

Oh you should watch Part 2 as well...its much more ridiculous than this one...

PIG

lol

squarebrain

Great reaction🤟🏻 Btw Butterfly Effect 2004 has Amy Smart in it. I can only recommend that movie

Tenwyn
>>166341355

Or the version of the movie they're watching. I didn't realize this was the Director's Cut.

brian burke

glad you did crank, its a awesome movie, crank 2 is even crazier, do that one as well,!

brian burke

also look for lots of cameos in both crank movies, musicians as well as actors. such as chester the late lead singer of linkin park, geri hallwell of spice girls, dwight yokam, and more

Tenwyn
>>166340234

any idea where to find this version of the film? I can't find the Director's Cut anywhere

Amar

Best movies with Amy Smart in it: -Just Friends (Romantic/Comedy) -Butterfly Effect (Thriller/Sci-Fi) -Roadtrip (Raunchy Comedy)

Martin

Great movie + reaction. Since you enjoyed it so much, highly recommend reacting to Crank 2: High Voltage

brian burke

you want more amy smart? she does good drama and comedies, she is also in CRANK 2 as well, jason stathem does survive the end of CRANK 1 too , some of the movies are not great, but she still gives her best in RAT RACE, BUTTERFLY EFFECT, ROAD TRIP,

Martin Roca

Chester from Linkin Park was the guy in the farmacy telling Chelios about the nose remedy

FischerMax98
>>166341355

Was wondering why my copy won't sync. Didn't even know there was a directors cut. Can't find it.

Philipp Roensch

Truly, a masterpiece, the edit, camera effects and wild stunts really elevate it above just action-comedy. High respect what they did on a small budget. Amy Smart is also really hilarious in Scrubs. For more Statham, I recently really liked Cash Truck, than one is quite serious. Sound like a headline, but you won't believe how Crank 2 continues.

FischerMax98

Legitimate locations to watch or purchase this version in the U.S. please. Thanks

akaTheBARON Tokyo Drift

I never thought this day would come. But it's here. Happy Crank Day everyone!

REDR58

Okay it appears this is the Extended Edition (6 minutes longer than theatrical release) which was evidently only available in Germany on Blu-ray/4K? That seems odd and I'm not sure that's right, but the US release of those discs are Theatrical only. https://www.blu-ray.com/Crank/18091/#Releases If so, that's really annoying. Cannot find an "extended" digital release anywhere, only on the 4K/Blu-ray set from Germany.

REDR58
>>166355306

Sorry, those are only for the Theatrical release version, so that won't be much help after all.

REDR58
>>166346504

Simone and George saw “Eurotrip” a little while back and that was originally supposed to be a sequel to “Road Trip.” Road Trip would also introduce them to Tom Green who I think is unknown to S&G, somehow?

FischerMax98
>>166355306

Thanks anyway. Really wanted to watch the Patreon version, but the YouTube reaction was great. Lots of fun.

Christian Rennie

It is time for the sequel!😅 No, really there is a sequel and you gotta see it too!

djKENTO

Day 6 of requesting ANDOR

lordoflondon
>>166379485

apparently the version theyre watching is a directors cut? didnt even know there was such a thing for this movie

lordoflondon
>>166379485

🤷‍♂️just download the YIFY torrent, its the correct version. i dont know why people are so eager to pay these companies who clearly dont care about the buyers or else they would have all the versions available on all streaming platforms. its all just digital files, not like they need to worry about physical copies being shipped to places.

lordoflondon
>>166355306

i dont know why you're are so eager to pay these companies who clearly dont care about the buyers or else they would have all the versions available on all streaming platforms. its all just digital files, not like they need to worry about physical copies being shipped to places. like youre putting in so much effort and money to help billion dollar companies, why lol.

lordoflondon
>>166379485

hell id download the version just on the principle of them pointlessly copyright claiming shit and making the YT cut difficult to watch.

lordoflondon
>>166355306

hell id download the version just on the principle of them pointlessly copyright claiming shit and making the YT cut difficult to watch.

lordoflondon
>>166379485

respecting the art has nothing to do with accepting the shit stick the industry management gives all of us, including you who works in it. if they treated everyone fairly people in the industry wouldnt need to go on strike, they wouldnt be abusing copyright claims and streaming platforms would let you keep the product you paid for. "If buying isn't owning, then pirating isn't stealing."

lordoflondon
>>166379485

of course not, cause you can't justify helping billionaires make a few dollar more. as if they care about you one bit.

Messenjaah

Actress who played Eve appeared in Butterfly Effect. Butterfly Effect is an absolute must watch. Warning, it is very, very dark. Ashton Kutcher plays main character in it.

E. D.

Please consider watching What Lies Beneath (2000).. could be a good sunday watch

Tyler Foster

Was confused when I saw this said "Director's Cut" because I had no idea there even were two cuts of this movie. The director's cut seems to have only ever been released in Germany and cannot be seen on any US physical media or streaming services.

Joanthan Skidmore

Crank is a little too chill, Crank 2 is crazier!

HansD

Amy Smart is great and funny in Rat Race (2001) also with Rowan Atkinson, Whoopi Goldberg, Cuba Gooding Jr., Wayne Knight, Seth Green, and John Cleese. A friend of mine nearly laughed himself to death watching it.

Max Krause

If you want so watch Jason Statham throwing some serious fisticuffs, I recommend the first "The Transporter". Don't bother with the sequels though.

Charles

I would love to see a reaction to Shoot em up

Brandon
>>166340234

Sorry, I'm not sure where you can see it online. I watched along with my old DVD.

Brandon

The only problem with Crank 2 is that the cinematography/overall look of the movie is a major step down.

Tyler Foster
>>166384180

The odds of Netflix Germany 1) having the movie and then 2) having the director's cut that was only released there seem pretty low.

Mark Alex Leach

If you like Crank, I think you would like Statham in The Mechanic. He and Amy Smart are both in Crank: High Voltage.

REDR58
>>166384180

Yeah I’ve looked and looked and it’s only seems to be on the German release of the 4K/Blu-ray and no where else, not even another European or Asian release. Very odd. Edit: and DVD as well! Germany only.

TheGrimOne

I wish you would stick to the normal version since it's usually the easiest to find.

Jacob King
>>166384949

The sequels with Statham are both good in their own way. The Transporter franchise is fun because it’s about putting the character in different situations. Most B-tier action series just repeat the same story.

djKENTO
>>166384180

Thankfully 4K blu-ray has no region lock so did I just order a $50 4k blu-ray of a movie I already have just for this reaction… yes.

REDR58
>>166384180

I have been known to do that as well! I don’t even worry about Blu-ray regions anymore because I just rip them with MakeMKV and dump it all to my Plex server.

REDR58
>>166382246

I watched it for the first time with Popcorn in Bed. It’s a good movie!

Cinebinge
>>166399562

yeaaah sorry about that. we didnt even know this was a directors cut until everyone started mentioning it.

REDR58
>>166399562

This is a very unusual situation though because it appears the movie is only available on German Blu-ray and 4K discs. Typically extended editions are very easily available for US/North America and Europe at least on disc ,if not always on digital. Very strange.

REDR58
>>166355306

It is also an available on vk.com in the extended version for those who want to risk trying there (Russian site).

E. D.
>>166355306

@attackthehole crank doesn´t exist on german netflix, but it´s indeed on onionplay like mike said

Scoobay

First time I saw Amy Smart was in Road Trip, starring with Tom Green and Sean William Scott. I can’t remember if it was good or not, but at the time it came out I was a child and I think I enjoyed it. It was in the American Pie era of comedies.

Haye Zeus

I’m about to watch the reaction but i’m already recommending the second one. I love that stupid crazy movie. It’s so fucking dumb but in the greatest of ways.

droodly

I think my favorite movie with Amy Smart is "Interstate 60 (2002)". It's weird and fun and has a bunch of people I like in it.

Max Krause
>>166384949

What makes the first one stand out for me is its beautiful setting in southern France. The sequels ditched that, making them extremely generic action movies.

Farbod

Two of Statham's films that you need to react to: Revolver and London.

PureGonzo
>>166436559

Oh man, I haven’t seen “London” in probably over a decade, but I distinctly remember it being a favorite of mine at the time.

RLYtoxic

Machete(2010) would be a fun reaction.

Wirenfeldt Jr

I had forgotten about Chester's cameo.. That was a gut punch..

Tyler Foster
>>166436559

Love Revolver. Very underrated. I get why it's not widely loved, but I'm a big fan.

Tyler Foster
>>166384180

If I could've found it for more like $35 I would've done it but $50 is steep for me.

Farbod
>>166436559

The original cut of the film is brilliant. The “US cut” is garbage. It’s a shame they recut the film because some people couldn’t understand it.

Gary Fixler

Closest thing I have to a serious talk where a bodily function messed it up was in college. I was on the phone with my girlfriend, convincing her to break up with me. She had clearly been losing interest, where I hadn't, so I decided it was up to her to make a clean break, and told her on the phone. She half-heartedly argued with me for a while, because we were comfy, and then all of a sudden I was waking up the following day with the phone next to me in bed. I got dressed and headed out, just as she was heading over from the girls dorms across campus. She saw me and pointed and said "You! You fell asleep while I was trying to break up with you!"😆

djKENTO

I ordered it the day this reaction came out… but I FINALLY have my 4K blu-ray of the proper cut. Cuz I don’t pirate shit. LET’S GOOOO

Rooster Aleution

The best Amy Smart movie is "Just Friends" with Ryan Reynolds and Anna Farris. Freakin hilarious!!! It's my favorite Christmas movie that I try to watch every year.