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The Northman (Patreon)

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2022-05-26 12:00:05
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2026-06
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The Northman | Canadian First Time Watching | Movie Reaction | Movie Review | Movie Commentary

Full length/Unedited: https://www.patreon.com/Cinebinge https://www.instagram.com/cinebingechannel/ Merch: https://www.cinebinge.ca BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/cinebinge.bsky.social Simone & George are reacting to The Northman for the first time! Canadians React! 00:00 - Intro 01:01 - The Northman 32:53 - Discussion Welcome to Cinebinge, we are watching The Northman for the first time! Subscribe | Like | Share | Comment Early Access & Full Reaction available on Patreon! #TheNorthman #Vikings #Skarsgard Instagram: @cinebingechannel Instagram: @simone.swan Movie Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakYDfILlxWOp8Rwm60i6s31 The Witcher Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakPpBOOSyThaEu9GBs7h5af Squid Games Reaction: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakSIA0kJIJkUmcxmms0m_Q0 Band of Brothers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHanBD7cksu-blgCyxZOJrgT0 Blind Playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHan3qPNF7wNbOvo653VjhxOR

Comments

Graham Bullman

😥. Really want to watch your reaction to this, but haven't seen the movie yet and don't want to pay the $20 to rent it in the UK.

overdev

watched it in the cinema, visually stunning but oh god the story and characters were so badly written and flat. I love the dark and crazy themes of it tho.

James Hadden
>>84603111

I was just looking at that myself, so it’s a pass from me too, shame, but is what it is

Betterfire
>>84603459

yeah , the music was a banger but when me and my friend got out of the theater we look at each other like , meh , 30 minutes too long.

Githerax

Re: George, the burning of the hut with the old and sick in it "we did this to each other". We literally have elderly "care" homes and they're rife with abuse. We still do it.

HeyHeyJK

Yeah, EEAAO is maybe the "must" react to film of the decade. I think it's streaming most places now, but its going to make me so sad that they don't get to watch it on a big screen. I got to see it in an IMAX screening and it ah-MAY-zing. Michelle Yeoh is the queen of all (and I still desperately need to have Cinebinge react to 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon', in my top 5 favorite films of all time and such a beautiful film with amazing fight sequences).

Adam Wetstein

First Arrial and now the Norseman. I think I have the intro as that Monty Python segue “ And now for something completely diffent”

DivvyDav

Also, it was 'Stallone Shall Slyly SELL Three Seashells', it's kind of a tongue-twister joke on 'she sells seashells by the seashore' but with 'Demolition Man' worked in and a joke about Sylvester Stallone's nickname 'Sly'. And of course, for The Truman Show this week, this name. I'm trying.

Githerax
>>84634627

I'm sure George's nimble polyglottal tongue can handle your cunning linguistics.

Com1xguy

I hope we get a reaction to The Witch sometime :D

Nick A

Must have missed the memo on this one, as everyone seems to like it, i thought it was a bit 'meh' to be honest. Good reaction though