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Jumanji (2017) (Patreon)

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2022-10-06 12:00:06
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Jumanji (2017) | Canadian First Time Watching | Movie Reaction | Movie Review | Movie Commentary

Full length/Unedited: https://www.patreon.com/Cinebinge https://www.instagram.com/cinebingechannel/ Merch: https://www.cinebinge.ca BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/cinebinge.bsky.social Simone & George are reacting to Jumanji (2017) for the first time! Canadians React! 00:00 - Intro 01:05 - Jumanji (2017) 36:16 - Discussion Welcome to Cinebinge, we are watching Jumanji (2017) for the first time! Subscribe | Like | Share | Comment Early Access & Full Reaction available on Patreon! #moviereaction #jumanji #moviereview Instagram: @cinebingechannel Instagram: @simone.swan Movie Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakYDfILlxWOp8Rwm60i6s31 The Witcher Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakPpBOOSyThaEu9GBs7h5af Squid Games Reaction: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakSIA0kJIJkUmcxmms0m_Q0 Band of Brothers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHanBD7cksu-blgCyxZOJrgT0 Blind Playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHan3qPNF7wNbOvo653VjhxOR

Comments

jim Howe

A lot of people hate on this film, but I really enjoyed it.

Monica Alarcon

I admire your dedication to these thumbnails. All the hours in makeup and Simone shaving her hair and the time spent at the gym and George's... Er... Breast implants. Congratulations.

mojo shivers

I love both versions of Jumanji, but they’re vastly different beasts. I think this has standout moments for each performer, but for me the most memorable bit was the dance fighting scene.

Michael_AP

Amazing video :) Seriously, you two makes such great stuff. Also your chemistry is great.

KapZachlan

Thumbnail gods per usual

Michael Chavira

That thumbnail is going to be in my nightmares :)

Generators
>>93065002

i cant remember which comedian said this but it goes something like this "everything created before my time is old and out of touch, everything created during my youth is perfect and everything created after my youth is wrong and unnatural". theres actually just no reason to hate this movie, but people get weirdly emotional to things made for a new generation. hell you can even see those kind of comments on here whenever they do a movie that had an older version, you'll inevitably get the "you should've watched the older version first to enjoy that one tiny line of reference that actually has no relevance!"

A Red Mage Named Blue

Huh, never occurred to me how much this movie is similar to Breakfast Club. That'd be an interesting reaction (Though certain parts would need to be edited for YT). Also, I will never forgive this movie for making me care about a Jonas Brother.

Steve H

Rule of Game: when jumped on by woman, and she twirls you around in her thighs, it's time to surrender. and play dead

Stewart Denew

A film that is far more fun & cleverer than you'd think - the Spin Off Doctors podcast covering this one did a great analysis

Texas Anla'Shok

Ok, Simone's face on Dwayne Johnson's head is probably the scariest thing I've seen on here.

Jeff K

This is only tangentially related but, I've been trying to watch some random reactions from smaller channels today and, from the outside looking in, it doesn't seem like it would be THAT tough to be a reactor but there's a lot more too it, because you need to be compelling and watchable and interesting and enjoyable. Most reactors stay small because, well, they just don't have that "It" thing, but it made me appreciate that you guys definitely do. It's a great dynamic, obviously y'all are cheesy as hell but still funny and the cheese is endearing, and your commentary isn't just repeating exactly what's happening on screen without adding anything else to the mix. This is a long way of saying: hey, keep up the good work! Glad for your deserved YouTube success!

Kinokind

Seriously, I'm thinking George might want to consider counseling, or some kind of a support group, based on this thumbnail.

Drew

Which is scarier, that George is doing the lip bite or that he is doing it better than Martha?

Daniel Simmons

This movie was ok, but the characters/kids just came across as so generic. I felt no concern about what happened to them in the game, unlike in the first one.

Yugi815

Why you uploaded this first? Wouldn't be A Clockwork Orange?

Kris
>>93114022

I feel like this and original Jumanji are a great example of the distinction I make between a "film" and a "movie". The OG was a great Film and also an enjoyable and fun Movie. The remake is a really fun Movie, and the big name actors playing silly roles is fun to watch, but it's not a super great Film. It doesn't do anything interesting with the medium, really make you FEEL anything. Just dumps some fun in your lap and saunters on.

overdev

the one from 1995 is far superior IMO. this one is just a generic comedy :/

AdNoctumLoki .

I think Alan aged in the 1995 Jumanji because he was actually as himself in the game. The Teens in this Movie are in Character roles in the game and those normally don´t age.