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CineCRINGE: Android Night Punch | Bad Movie Reaction | Movie Reaction | Commentary

Simone & George are reacting to Android Night Punch for the first time! Canadians React! For unedited full length version go to https://www.patreon.com/Cinebinge Merch Store: https://www.cinebinge.ca Subscribe | Like | Share | Comment Early Access & Full Reaction available on Patreon! #moviereaction #moviereview #badmovies Instagram: @cinebingechannel, @simone.swan, @georgecinebinge Movie Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakYDfILlxWOp8Rwm60i6s31 The Witcher Reactions: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakPpBOOSyThaEu9GBs7h5af Squid Games Reaction: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHakSIA0kJIJkUmcxmms0m_Q0 Band of Brothers: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHanBD7cksu-blgCyxZOJrgT0 Blind Playthrough: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLN1ts9cZbHan3qPNF7wNbOvo653VjhxOR

Comments

JayF

Perfect preview pic. I'm sure she is cringing throughout this one as it's always difficult to watch or listen to yourself. Kudos to Simone for being willing to do so.

Danny Madrigal

Simone Trailblazing the way for movies like MEGAN :)

Tmatts

You know what? I've seen worse movies lol

James Falato

Actually, Simone, I think Your Android was the best character... Which says a lot about my taste of "Cringe Flicks"...

Martin

The crazy thing about this is that Simone is a method actress, so those actors had to be sacrificed so she could give the scene the authenticity she demanded.

Nate Gavin

Actually kept me entertained - true cringe won't survive seconds in my millennial brain. Well done Simone for your first try and George for toning down the old acid tongue. Bring on the next choice!

Robert Cooper

"Android Night Punch: The Motion Picture" is fine, but the novel was much better.

Jeff K

Personally I really enjoyed Richard Linklater's spinoff series, Android Sunrise Punch, Android Sunset Punch, and Android Midnight Punch.

mpd

You need to add a new shirt to the merch store that says "Running is hard on your tubes"

Tales From The Underside .com

Freddy Got Fingered, since this is a “bad movie reaction” feels like the most appropriate place to mention this hallmark film. Please do yourselves a favor and watch the unforgettable, Freddy Got Fingered.

JoeNotCharles

I was never tempted to watch Cinecringe because there's enough negativity on the Internet. I'd rather watch people reacting to things that surprise and delight then than things they known are bad. On the other hand sometimes there's not much to say about a good movie except, "Wow, that was awesome," but when a bad movie reaches for something special but falls short it can be intriguing to analyze what went wrong. So I'd say, keep doing what you did here: look for movies with something INTERESTING about them, regardless of quality. (For instance I'd really like to see you react to the 3rd and 4th Alien movies, both of which are widely hated but have SOMETHING going for them.)

michael clarke

simone looks so beautiful on the poster

michael clarke

please find some way to get this to red letter meadia. id love to see this on best of the worst. see what they make of it.

redddfer44

Cinecringe was really good. They were mostly much more constructive and understanding than I usually expect from a ”this is shit” channel.

Den Radar Ryan

Hey you gotta start somewhere. Myself, as a classical animator and musician, I usually can't stand looking back on some things I created 20 years ago lol. The story to this was a great idea. It had my imagination going imagining how the story could actually made a decent flick. It's like the flicks "Under the Skin" mixed with "Ex-Machina" which oddly enough were also released around the same time as this. 🙈📼👽🤖

HeyHeyJK

It will be interesting to see engagement with this video vs. the next Cinecringey film that DOESN'T have Simone in it. And I respectfully disagree with Simone saying she learned she doesn't need to be an actor based on making this project. Let's get her in something with an actual good script and see what happens! Also, I wonder if I should now move to Vancouver just to make my fortune doing tourist tours of ANP filming locations? "Now, if you look to your right, you'll see the dumpsters that Simone stood motionless near in scene 37. We'll stop for a moment so everyone can take photos." I mean, probably not, but I'm looking for any reason to move to Vancouver and/or Canada at this point and get the f**k out of the U.S. before it totally collapses (plus Canada is just awesome).

Louis Srygley

I have a metal version of this poster.

Hamesque

At least it had a lot of heart

Jonathan Ly

George is having the best time of his life.

HeyHeyJK

Well, like they always do, the porn industry has apparently made its own ripoff of ANP. There's a SFW trailer of "Love, Sex & Robots" at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVAEKIpmn9c (FYI: I only know about this because one of my friends is in the film. He's the guy who is explaining about beta testing the robot packed in styrofoam peanuts in the box).