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Dear Patrons  Here's the preview of our next Honest Government Ad.But first - I hope you and your loved ones are doing okay? I know for a lot of people the lockdown has been hard, whether it be for mental health or financial reason. For others, it's been a rather liberating experience. I hope most of you fall into this camp.Not gonna lie, we've struggled: isolating with a toddler and newborn has been hard. But most of all, we feel incredibly grateful that our Patrons have got our back. Thank you for sticking with us during this time, when many people are facing financial uncertainty.  I want you to know that we have passed it forward: our actors Zoë and Ellen are among the many performers and actors who fell through the cracks of our Government's JobKeeper program. So the Juice Media stepped in to help them out with our own stimulus support scheme.The lockdown is one of the reasons why it's taken me longer than expected to make this Honest Government Ad.But the other reason is that I wanted to take some time to reflect on something *meaningful* to say for this HGA.This is a historic moment for humanity. So I decided to use the "generic Government" voice again: it works so well for covering international, global issues such as these which affect all of us.Don't worry, the Australien Governmnet will be back soon. It just didn't seem right to attack a Government that, for once, has not completely mishadled everything (barring some obligatory cock-ups along the way). But give them time, it won't be long before the shitfuckery resumes.I also didn't want to just be another voice in the (already very loud) chorus of people covering Trump's insane response to the pandemic. We will be covering the US shitshow in future HGAs, especially as we approach the November election.For now, I wanted to try and tap into the feeling of this moment we're in, and to make an HGA that is a bit more... "big picture".  Please let me know what you think.  Whilst filming the closing scenes, Zoë said she felt this is a turning point in the series. I don't want to pre-empt your response, so I'll let you decide! There are some things that might not make sense without the visuals, but I hope you can fill the gaps for now.Oh and: I'm taking suggestions for the Authorised By message - let me know in the comments if you have an inspired idea (the more poetic the better!)I'll catch you in a few days for the video. Until then, take careGiordano & famPS. to listen to the preview please log into to your Patreon account to access the file

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Mark D Larsen

Oh… can't WAIT to see and share this! Such a bullseye!

Hilary

Another Masterpiece! :)

Tanya Charbury

I like it. There's generally a worldwide reluctance as to being candid about the misdeeds of the communist Chinese government, and you're a refreshing exception. They deserve worse than ridicule, but ridicule is a good start.

Iwan Boskamp

Authorised by the department of Tracking everyone and allowing the US government to collect the data from their corporations.

Alpheus Williams

I really, really, really like the last section on discovering "what we've lost"...hopefully we will heed the words of Arundhati Roy "Nothing could be worse than a return to normality."

Opportunistic Pigeon

I was gonna suggest leaving the "flatten the climate change curve" to a followup HGA of its own. You could do a mostly looking back ad on the covid crisis in passing, but actually everything you're saying is about the looming climate crisis. Would be quite impactful.

Alex Tewes

just, sooo goood! Love it!

E

excellent work Giordano, Zoë and Ellen - "authorised by the Shit Machine Bots" - looking forward to the video

Richard Laxton

I think that you will have to do something on JobKeeper at some point. Such a badly designed system for moth employees and small businesses with marginal cash flows. Six week wait, and you need to be paying your employees full rate the whole time. Many businesses have literally zero cash flow right now so will have to get bridging finance, from banks processing hundreds of thousands of similar loan requests. Madness.

Peter Todd

Wow guys, absolutely nailed it! The machine manufactures fear, then it persuades you that the only way to be safe is to do what it tells you. And that machine has been running for an awful long time, organisations in power have used it very effectively - religions, governments, dictators, media.... I'm glad you know about it. Brought to you by the department of 'Have you tried turning it off then on again?' :)

Robert Pape

I am so grateful your coronavirus ad went crazy. Looking forward to this ad, and many more! 40 years of neoliberal deception and theft is being gnawed at by the virus. Need to strike while the iron's hot. Renewable energy push...NOW!!!! UBI...now!!!!

Garth Taylor

Such a topical good one Giordano, right on the money as usual. Looking forward to seeing the full video version.

joe lenzo

Get great comments on my shitfuckerry hoodie.

Zam Msacone

Not bad. Yes It was right not to pressure them while they seemed to be actually doing something. But now cracks are showing- “SnapBack” mmmmmm. Many told them now is the opportunity for a UBIncome but they laughed seriously. We were lucky to get 70% of Europe’s 80% and for everyone to wait for over a month. And what about the gig economy they created? They took too long to close the ports and airports. There will be a second wave. We may miss this now, but the borders will open at some point. The slow herd immunity method? We are watching Sweden closely. Note that no corona virus has ever had a successful vaccine created. Hopefully with the amount of push behind this one they will actually get it done, but 18 more months......We need to keep being the ghost in the machine. Zac

Sandra Kirby

Yes. Perfect time to use the flatten the curve for the CO2 crisis of which Coronavirus is but a small indicator/ symptom. But let’s hope it is sufficiently significant to scare the world into addressing the existential threat. Loved the international sweep. We don’t know we’re born here in Australia. You’re such a tonic JM. THANK YOU.

Jay Wilson

Authorized by the Department for Economic Trickle-Up Decency

Redreamer - Wendy Bandurski

Ahhhh Shit Goblin In law!!!!! i lost it lol Authorised By the Departments of Financial Fuckchops Fascist Failures. In NY things have got so 'interesting' that my husband essential worker setting up machines that make medical equipment for the pandemic - has not been home for...... a long time i think we are at week 5 - got exposed at a manufacturing plant and is in quarantine in a hotel for a few more days then back to work. It is such a strange feeling. A lot of low level shitfuckery by those 'resisting' the sensible precautions but mostly in the climate community i facilitate - a growing background sense of at least SOME PEOPLE might have a revelatory experience - everyone is baking bread, and making memories and a real sense of camaraderie is blossoming. Creativity is seeing a real resurgence and between that creative response and the malignant narcissist IQ45 its a neck snapping bipolar experience. No one is untouched. Blessings to you all and this is WONDERFULLLLLLLLLLLL! REALLY it gave me a lift and i am sure MANY MANY people will totally love it.

Ian Gardner

Authorized by the human race, crowdfunded by Mother Nature😉

Nemo Halperin

As ever you've divined a creative way to encapsulate the madness we're all witnessing and struggling with. Special thanks for nailing Boris's gonads to the Hillrom bedpost.

Jason

Still laughing over the "sentient ham dying of irony"... genius... I've always loved the image of him as a mop pushed through a ham...

John L Smith

Brilliant as usual. Can't wait for the video version

Cameron

It's great!

Moz in Oz

That's great. I can't wait for the very serious face of your spokemodel presenting ti

Rick Evans

Very well done - it strikes the right tone. Looking forward to the video!

Cody Konior

Nice! I look forward to the video.

Bob Kavanagh

Yet again, direct, succinct, witty and spot on!

Jon Bruce

Authorised by the Department of Life will never be the same again so get f#$&ing used to it!

Milo

Spot on. Thank you for all your great work :o)

Kirti Patel

Even after all this and despite the end results staring in front of us, my Oxbridge Economists friends (I am 63 yrs old) still can't see through the agenda driven Economics they taught us in late 1970s

Johan Zijlstra

Authorized By TIME (The Incredible MachinE)

Johan Zijlstra

I feel with you. I see discussions erupting on Twitter that should have been handled a decade ago. And here we are as the Titanic is sinking, we are discussing if we have hit an Iceberg.

Georgy Vladimirov

Authorized by: "The conscience capitalism never had" or "The nuclear apocalypse emergency broadcast system"

Willa Cartwright

Very, very, very good. Once again, thank you, Giordano and team.

Trish Lutruwita Tasmania

I think that the Chinese govt were deceptive for the first week. Other govts have definitely been deceptive much longer and been using this to bring in authoritarian measures. Some of the criticisms of the Chinese government in this were used as mainstream media propaganda Giordano. Some are true, but I think I'm sensitive at present to criticisms of the Chinese government's handling of this crisis when there's a massive attempt (even from folks who are said to be on the left) to vilify China because the US wants to either destroy China economically or even invade them according to John Pilger. Have you seen Australia Strategic policy institute's rabid propaganda about China? PS: Here's a good article: New Anti-China Propaganda Uses Russiagate Playbook https://original.antiwar.com/dave_decamp/2020/04/26/new-anti-china-propaganda-uses-russiagate-playbook/

Sallita Morales

Nice one. Thank you for keeping your staff above water.

Sallita Morales

I’ve been watching the majority of Trumps live pressers. Quite an investment of time. I am shocked at the msm reporting of what he says. It’s blatant lying and manipulation. I’m not saying he’s done better or worse than any other world leader but if you watch what he is actually saying compared to what is reported. Very different story. The MSM are trying to take him down. Why?

Sallita Morales

I respectfully disagree with you and agree with Giordano on this one.

Hot30 with Matty

Loving it! Once Ive run it through the PG Machine - Its On air this week :)

Trish Lutruwita Tasmania

Sallita, Have you visited the site of the right wing think tank the AU government consults with? The Australian Strategic Policy Institute. They are rabidly anti-China. Have you looked at the level of xenophobia toward China on social media, from governments, from those on the right, from the Murdoch media and even from some on the left in the last couple of years? Why is there suddenly this tremendous "pivot to China", this push of the centuries old "yellow peril" ? The propaganda is in full force right now and we must not feed into it. Check out John Pilger's doc _ The Coming War on China. He released that a couple of years ago.

thejuicemedia

Hi Trisha. Thanks for raising your concerns regarding the section about China. Like you I am also very mindful of not playing into bullshit propaganda, whether it comes from the CPC or Washington/Canberra. The reason I included these things is because I felt they are all valid criticisms. But I will make sure to go over each one and double check. If I've gotten something wrong, there's still time to edit it. Re "making the WHO our bitch" - this loose phrase is obviously open to interpretation. Was there anything else that you felt was misleading? I'll make sure to review it :)

Trish Lutruwita Tasmania

Hi Giordano. :) I honestly don't know what is real and what is not since there's so little independent media focusing on China and there's shitloads of propaganda everywhere about China. But thanks for looking into it. I've read that China is stepping up to help fund the WHO since the US has spat the dummy and has decided to defund it and is trying to get other nations to follow along. Cheers

CS1

Most succinct closer I can think of is "Authorised by the Department of turning it off and on again."

Kevin McGuire

"Backwards countries and failed states, like the U.S." -- actually laughed out loud. Really liked the overall message! Thanks to you all!

Ramona Bernard

Trump is a malignant narcissist doing the bidding of the nation states that own him. He is incapable of admitting that he's made mistakes. He also has dementia.

Ramona Bernard

So, this is the fault of 40 years of neo-liberal policies? Uh, that line needs more analysis, or maybe I didn't follow your reasoning. In the US it's been the neo-conservative evangelical prosperity gospel greedy bastards undoing all social progress and support systems.

Redreamer - Wendy Bandurski

Interestingly i have been saying the same thing and sharing the same information! i think it is important to be very clear that China is the Evil Empire and IQ45 is desperate to have a distraction 'enemy' because he is doing such a shitty fucking job here in the USA. Malignant Narcissist can never be wrong and there is a huge anti China sentiment growing dangerously so in the USA right now.

Delphine Anderson

Thank you. For a future piece, the coronavirus app in Australia is cause for concern to me. My elderly mother was sent the app by mygov. She opened the link and it instantly installed. She did not wish to participate, but had no choice. The next day she received a message asking her to contact Human Services (or whatever they are called this week) to explain what she is doing 20 minutes away from her house. Further the message advised that she had 15 minutes to contact the number provided. She didn't see the message for 6 hours as she wasn't using her phone. She was extremely upset and frightened that the police may come or she may be arrested. She recently had heart surgery and is in lockdown with her friend so she is not alone. Anyway, just an idea.

Andrea Coffey

Well, "neo-liberal" as I understand it is not at all liberal: a bit like "economic rationalism" is not at all rational. That's the difficulty with misleading terminology. Another is those referred to as "christian" who are most definitely not Christian at all: failing to follow the most basic teachings of the carpenter of Nazareth.

Dave Freeman

G'day Giordano My concern with this clip is it doesn't go far enough. A few things I find puzzling about the Aus government is they are offering no support to NZ citizens, even though we have been close countries since before the ANZACs. But we seem to just bend to whatever mad ideas the US come up with for an excuse. There is a definite anti china sentiment running with the US at the moment and that is in no small way related to the pressure of the Chinese to issue a new world currency (as opposed to everyone using the US dollar) which is probably related to the US starting so many wars on one pretext or another. Yes we are under a shift in politics to a Neo-Liberal globilisation... which is why we (Australians) keep getting forced into secretive Free-Trade agreements- which are unlikely to work for the benefit of the citizens of the countries involved in them, just the corporations. There is a lot more to be addressed, but I have a busy day in front of me. So the last point I'll make is that the Chinese did not create this virus. Immediate study of the virus has shown that the latching mechanism is unique (If the virus were created then it would have a differently "evolved" latching mechanism... This witch hunt by the US is all about blaming the Chinese for causing this pandemic, which is just not possible. Why would the Chinese release it into its own citizens is another problem with that silly assertion. The US are using this as another reason to attack the Chinese and I think Juice Media should be more careful about the implications they are putting forth. Of course governments cover up to start with- Just look at the US government... or our own- "Watergate" I think the Chinese government has taken a reasonable stance. Buying back all available medical supplies is a clue to their first response- not sure how bad the thing is, but we need help and we're not going to ask. Then later producing massive amounts of medical supplies and giving away for nothing. It all makes sense to me, for a (socially aware) government.

Craig Cooper

Yep. The China bit makes me uncomfortable. I think it plays into the hands of whack-job conspiracy theorists and Governments looking for a scape goat. The Chinese response has been swings-and-roundabouts. They've done some things very well, and others poorly. They had the disadvantage of starting without any information about the nature of the virus, whereas other countries got to rely on the information they shared.

Don Macrae

Well balanced, for me. I liked the China references: it doesn't do for us to be frightened - we need to be adult. My only constructive thought is more praise for the Aus Government's safety net, but add some abuse at the exclusions, like people on temporary visas etc..

thejuicemedia

Thanks Craig, I get what you mean. If we were *only* criticising China's response, I would understand the problem. However, everyone gets a dose in this HGA. And I hope you agree, the proposition that we cannot critique or question China in all this, is equally uncomfortable.

thejuicemedia

Hi Trisha, thanks again for making me double check those lines. After reviewing the lines, I've decided to remove the one about "welding people into their homes". The Govt did weld doors shut, but this was to force people to use a single exit in order to undergo mandatory temperature cheks. So yeah, heavyhanded measures, but not accurate to say people were "welded in". As for the rest, it all seems like pretty justified criticisms - at least in the context of satire where we can take certain liberties in terms of how we describe things "eg makiing the WHO our bitch" - simply refers to the fact that the WHO felt under a great deal of pressure from China not to raise the alarm as early as it should have. See also the interview where the WHO spokeman refused to acknowledge Taiwan as a separate nation. These criticisms haven't only been raised by western media, but also by Chinese dissidents (see Badiucao here in Australia). I understand your concerns. And if this video was *only* criticising China's response, I would agree. But the fact is, *everyone* gets a dose in this HGA. So I hope it doesn't come across as shifting the blame onto China, to distract from domestic failures (eg in the US) - which is what the real danger is. I hope you agree, the proposition that we cannot critique or question China in all this, is equally problematic! Thanks as always for your thhoughtful feedback. Gx

thejuicemedia

Thanks Alpheus, I love what Arundhati Roy said about that :)

Trish Lutruwita Tasmania

John Pilger @johnpilger: "A war on China has been planned since the US ringed China with 400 US bases and nukes. This extreme provocation is never reported. Australia's media drumbeat echoes the country's Vichy elite ("Beijing's true face unmasked"). Now China threatens a boycott. Beware the slide to war." @johnpilger·Apr 27: "There is a coming war on China. The "tip of the spear" is Australia. A relentless McCarthyite propaganda campaign, evoking Australia's racist anti-China history, appears in the Sydney Morning Herald. Dissent is heresy, such as this disclosure"...https://www.michaelwest.com.au/turnbulls-memoir-reveals-there-was-no-smoking-gun-to-justify-banning-huawei-5g/

thejuicemedia

Aw Wendy, I am very sorry to hear your husband is in that situation :( I hope both of you stay safe. Please take care! xo

Peter Todd

Why does this smell like a scam? Surely the app doesn't work like this at all.

Daniel Brown

I agree, the lines about the US ought to be understandable to the folks who are in the US. Once I looked up what "neo-liberal" means, I get what you're saying, but most people who see this won't bother looking it up. Those people will hear the word "liberal", which is in their vocabulary, ignore the neo part, and end up wondering - why you're blaming the liberals, when it's the right-wing folks who've been most involved with the shitfuckery you're talking about.

Daniel Brown

Overall I really like it, looking forward to seeing the visuals. Loved your reference to New Zealand!

Daniel Brown

Instead of neo-liberal, you could go with "capitalistic", "plutocratic", or "trickle-down". Or "four cancerous decades of worshipping the machine".

Ramona Bernard

American would understand trickle-down best. That's where we gave tax breaks to the rich in hopes that they'd become so much more successful that they would "create" high paying jobs! And increase the salaries of their current employees! Share the wealth! Yeah, no. They just used the money to buy more politicians, who then got rich themselves and thereby insure all future self-sealing legislation.

Delphine Anderson

I have since seen that it was indeed a hoax and contacted my mum immediately. She was relieved to say the least, and annoyed. Even so, her fear of the state was clear.

thejuicemedia

Thanks for your feedback Ramona and Daniel. "Neoliberal" is a fairly well understood term in the rest of the anglosphere where it's a broad but useful term to conveys shitfuckery from both the so-called left and right. So in the US context it encapsulates not just Trump and Bush, but also the economic policies of Obama and Clinton... all the way back to Regan. I understand that some US folks might find it confusing, but it's good to introduce them to different terms every now and then. Such as "munted" :D

thejuicemedia

Phew so glad you sorted that one out - thanks Peter for the heads-up!

Kris Clark

The NZ reference made me "ha!"-out-loud.

Peter Todd

Nice one Delphine - I wasn't aware that the low-lifes had started phishing based on the app - It was a good thing that you mentioned it.

Benito Cao

Brilliant! This "big picture" approach is absolutely perfect in the current context, and linking it all together with the reference to the four decades of global neoliberal dominance gives the piece conceptual coherence, and makes it a highly relevant reflection both to explain the crisis, to reveal what had been hidden/undervalued before for the crisis, and what might be possible after the crisis. In my view, this is an instant classic: truly one of the all-time best Honest Government Ads.

Benito Cao

I think the use of apps to tackle the Covid-19 crisis (not just the one in Australia) is definitely worth keeping an eye on ... and perhaps produce another "big picture" HGA on how these apps are being deployed around the world. It's early days, but there is potential here for the apps to become yet another instrument in the development of "surveillance societies" and "police states". I've enjoyed the previous HGAs exploring these themes, so I would keep an eye on this to see how the use of these apps unfolds. This time might be different, and governments (and corporations) might use these apps responsibly and only temporarily (for the duration of the crisis), but there is a good chance they won't ...

Benito Cao

Hi Ramona. I get your comment re: "neo-conservative evangelical prosperity gospel greedy bastards undoing all social progress and support systems" ... but this fits neatly within the neoliberal logic of "market values" and "market rules" unleashed by neoliberal forces. The "greed is good" mentality famously championed in the film "Wall Street" (1987) aligns perfectly with the "prosperity gospel". They are not the same thing, but the fact they exploded into the scene at the same time reveals that deep down they are underpinned by similar values. Indeed, the neoliberal turn can be defined as a secular 'prosperity gospel'. In any case, what unleashed the changes to social security policies was the neoliberal turn championed by Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher.

thejuicemedia

Thank you Benito! I see you also enjoy a bit of the big picture :) If this one goes well, I might try making more inter/trans-national HGAs to show how things connect on a bigger scale.

Kim Hillier

Welcome to the house of cards eh. Who woulda thunk we'd have tinpot authoritarians panhandling a pandemic. I had no idea what was going on in the rest of the world outside of my fence, let alone beyond our Peter powered secure border, so secure it couldn't even stop an unarmed cruise ship. Of all the dodgy shitshows you mentioned I would go for Belorus. Not sure if covid can survive Vodka Immersion Therapy but it's worth a shot or 30. As usual, fucken awesome Giordano. How's your ASIO file going btw? Did you RTI it yet?

Formidable Vegetable

Love it Giordano! The most hope I've felt from an HGA yet :) Sounds like it may have been authorised by the "Department of Vaccinating Against the Disease of Capitalism. Wish Us Luck." :) Keep em coming bro! Hope to catch you in Melbs sometime when things settle. I'm happily locked down in Daylesford, so not too far from the shitty :) Take care mate.

Redreamer - Wendy Bandurski

I just wanted to tell you at this early point in the video release that the response in my climate change support group has been - interesting and heartfelt. Between MMoores Planet of the Humans and this and the general feeling of 'change' people are crying at the end - a sort of grief for what might have been, for what we really have lost and just a hint that something new could emerge. Just wanted you to know it is seriously moving people.

thejuicemedia

Hey Charlie! Great to hear from you, glad you liked the ray of hope in this last HGA :) Yes, please come and say hello when you're next in town, would love to have you round for lunch or a cuppa and meet our two little boys. Sending much love and warmth up to chilli Daylesford xo

thejuicemedia

Thanks Kim your comment made me chuckle. Maybe one day when I'm long gone Luca can apply to see my asio file lol