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Dear Patrons

There's just 1 week to go before this fateful national election.

How's everyone holding up?

I said we'd try and sneak in one final Honest Government Ad before the election.

Well we're making it, and here's the preview.

Think of it as a bonus episode to round off Season 2.

Something to capture this government's desperation as it faces a the electorate after three years of unbridled Scottfuckery.

And to help remind folks to hold the line and keep up the pressure during this final week, when it could literally go either way.

If you have any good suggestions for the Authorised by message at the end, please let me know in the comments

Catch you soon for the video!

Giordano

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Rohan Kilby

Oh so good thanks guys for all your work 🤞

Hamish Fawns

Orphaned by government and poo-poos

Dave Hall

Authorised Steven Bradbury

John L Smith

Well done again The Juice Media. Full marks for covering that latest sign of desperation from Dutton bleating about a Chinese ship 250kms off the coast of WA. But you are right, we cannot afford to take our eye off the ball in the final stage. Thanks for the additional podcast.

John L Smith

Looking forward to the video

Christian Portugaller

Hahaha brilliance again. Fantastic!!! Got way to toxic for me, the campaign that is. We have all voted in my household. What will be, will be. Voted not shit with preferential going to shit lite haha but i do think albo has been fantastic.

Christian Portugaller

Government of outsider’s and aristocrat’s… department of bulldozer’s against change 😳

Hamish Fawns

Yes! and please use Juno's voice :)

My Power Station and IT Neurosurgeon

Thanks Giodana. The thing to do is to show the non voters that if they don't vote, they effectively vote for the winner, and therefore they have no say.

My Power Station and IT Neurosurgeon

eg 10 voters; party a gets 3 voters; party b gets 1 voter. Party a wins with 3/4 of the vote! If three non voters voted for party b, party b would have won. If 4 non voters voted for parts c and d, then c and d could form a coalition and run the government.

Robert Bismuth

Brilliant! Clearly Authorized by the National Center for Excellence in Misrepresentation, Misappropriation and Misdirection. Our motto: Global leadership in distraction at any cost, to you!

Jon Gray

Awesome. Authorised by the Department of Desperation.

Iwan Boskamp

Authorised by the department of fucking miracles

Mike Hammond

I hope you make a difference!!!

PeterKNIGHT’spage

Excellent. Sums it up. Hope Aalborg doesn’t bugger it up in the coming week.

Iain Fyfe

Love it. Should be played repeatedly on PA systems all over the goddam country.

ess

Authorised by the Department of Scottfuckery. Has to be !

Garry Travers

Scottfuckery, absolute GOLD, love it guys, well done.

Diana Beere

Thanks so much for the laughs. So much better than screaming in despair!

ess

... or Authorised by the Department of It'sAllGoneToShitfuckery ... Fuck, shit, buggery

FUD Fighters

Authorised by the Church of Smirkology

Mark D Larsen

Aussies should produce bumper stickers, posters, banners, billboards advertising Scottfuckery. He's gotten away with misspelling his own name for years: it should be Scrottum.

Annie Leschen

Authorised by the department of desperate and mateless.

Sandra Kirby

The ‘miracle’ of 2019 wasn’t the vote of the ‘quiet Australians’ but those who weren’t paying attention. Heaven help Australia if if’s only Murdoch sensationalism/ shitfuckery that grabs their notice this time round. Today’s electioneering is infantile, betraying we humans as very far from realising our amazing potential. Thanks for the sanity you bring to the whole horrible shit show dear Juice Media team❤️

Jo Trevelyan

❤️❤️❤️🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

frank pires

great work crew, 6 days to go lets make it so; lets get rid of this current regime and hopefully get a few more independents into the federal parliament, <3

Rod Sherwin

Authorised by the Department of Narcissism and We'll do anything to Win but do a good job.

Benny Mitropoulos

With a bit of luck these ratbags will be out. What I don't hold much hope for is a proper ICAC with criminal investigations into the shitfuckery with the criminals exposed and charged. If this ever did happen ( a proper federal ICAC) I reckon we would have more liberals and country party politicians behind bars and stripped of their ill gained assets rather than roaming free on the streets of this country.

David Kellam

And we have a winner! Best one ever.

brian hopper

Very nervous guys... Will UAP preferences get this useless lot over the line? I reckon my my state SA will carry for Labor / Senate Independents... but this will be won or lost in Queensland. I have been wearing Juice Media tops all week and getting a lot of support comments for you. Keep up the great work guys. Respect.

thejuicemedia

Thanks Brian, I love hearing that! And yes I do share your concerns. The only reasuring thing seems to be that Palmer's campaign lost a lot of steam along the way... so hopefully it won't have as much impact as it did last election. But we shall see...

Logan

We are right behind you Australia! sadly we have opposition parties following in Scotties footsteps here ... God help us if the voters get sucked in. But hey , first I hope the smart and aware all get out and vote next week. Good luck!

Janine Peterson

looks like qld is joining the rest of the country. They love their environment up there, well done.