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Minzoku Bokumetsu

maybe the Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit was gathering fresh reference material

Sajuuk-Khar

She’s working her way up to it, Dan! We can’t all be dating super hot jaded motorcycle tsunderes, DAN!!

Harold

I'm just hoping the handy didn't actually take place in the community kitchenette. I'm afraid the kicked-closed door indicates otherwise, though. [Dorothy walks into the kitchenette to grab breakfast. Her eye is caught by something that the previous occupants hadn't cleaned up as thoroughly as they'd thought.] Dorothy: "What the hell is thi-- oh, holy FUCK"

Gale Tazzin

bro cooked one box of kraft dinner and wants to redirect his entire career to something notoriously thankless and grueling

Bronxden

I mean, at least homie is honest.

Harold

Dumbing of Age, Book 15: I Just Keep Asking Questions I Don't Want the Answers To

Sajuuk-Khar

“How did he get it on the ceiling?!?” (A fated threesome several months later) “So that’s how it got on the ceiling.”

Simon Magid

excuse me, that's the GODDAMN Whiteboard Ding-Dong Bandit o.O

Diane

Okay, he fed her, and got rewarded with a hand job. I accept the mac and cheese did not go to waste now. Where's Jocelyne?

Jeremy AR

Danny is a very perspective guy in certain, very specific, situation.

Sajuuk-Khar

Danny, I get it. You are concerned that Joe is going to dive into a profession he will find deeply unrewarding. But mocking his deeply romantic handjob from Joyce is not the way to steer him away from this! What you need to do is confront him with the reality of such as line cooking. See here: https://achewood.com/2009/02/04/title.html

SkittleE

Did I miss him saying that he hasn't cooked much before? It's possible he's always enjoyed cooking and it just clicked this time in particular. Or something's gonna get said tomorrow that makes me look a fool.

Fart Captor

I'm STILL gonna imagine Joyce just poked his dick with one finger and giggled

Jeremy AR

Is this a reference of the Texas contemp Ted Cruz ad?

Machalt

I refuse to believe Danny needs an electric razor. That kid grows peach fuzz at best, stop trying to look cool.

Nailbumwees

BUT IT MAKES HIM FEEL LIKE A GROWN UP

Harold

@Jeremy AR: I think it's a reference to the fact that Danny is dating a super hot jaded motorcycle tsundere

Kazo

Yeah the comments are gonna be real normal about this

Dan Rabin

Perhaps the reason he looks so clean-shaven is because he uses an electric shaver.

Dan Rabin

This story is being written and drawn for us by someone who latched onto comics as his thing at an early age, and drew and drew (badly at first) and drew until he is now the fine author we read today. One of the things he is showing us is Joyce doing the same thing, against odds. Joe is surrounded by this ethos, both across the fourth wall and around his penis.

Sajuuk-Khar

Yeah, it’s that second one lmao, I was just freestyling

Shane Wegner

Hope denied. It happened right there on the kitchenette counter. Source: investing a little more for the sexytimes Patreon. It already has some images.

Shane Wegner

I was mentally frowning at Danny for this. “By gawd, a new flower of an idea is blooming. I should stomp on it by pointing out whatever flaws I can find immediately.” Then again, any idea that can be deterred by Danny being unsupportive of it, maybe should be. But seriously, f people who respond to people talking about new ideas by responding with effectively “That’s bad, don’t try.”

AE Gonzalez

Danny seems surprisingly comfortable with the idea of Joyce giving Joe a blowjob.

Pangab

The last time Danny saw Joyce she was nakedly cuddling Joe and was comfortable going full blast in their bathroom.

Jasmijn Wellner

Borderless panel 1: no Jocelyne Panel 2: no Jocelyne Panel 3: no Jocelyne Borderless panel 4: no Jocelyne Panel 5: no Jocelyne

Anna K

He's already pretty saucy; if he becomes saucier Joyce will combust ;)

Phil_M

It’s the webcomic equivalent of a rickroll. Deal with it.

Phil_M

Called it. Or, well, Danny agrees with me. Now Danny just needs to run Joe through a series of “professional cooking is hell” TV shows until this unfortunate conditioning effect wears off.

Rob McBobson

And all the Germans are like "So she gave you a cell phone? How generous!"

Constantine Hannaher

Speaking of “off” is anyone else bothered by the rotor arrangement on Danny’s electric shaver?

Harold

You're a naughty one, Saucy Joe / You're a haughty one, Saucy Joe

Sajuuk-Khar

Danny is probably jaded to the idea of Joe getting head in general It’s part of the circle of life for him

Jeremy AR

God damnit man can a guy just fucking entertain the idea of a possible path in life without people being such downers? It's actually starting to piss me of a little.

Ernie O'Dell

Hey, if it works it works! 😇

Jey Siksa

Uh uts fender affirming care

Minzoku Bokumetsu

she will show up literally at the end of the storyline