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Simon Magid

I am now envisioning a box held up on one side by a stick, a string tied to the stick and a visible phone lying beneath the box.

Andrea Andrew

It’s definitely a 2. Dorothy needs to break up with Walky.

MrShoggoth

Damn, Danny’s lowballing it, isn’t he?

C.T. Phipps

She's not unattracted to him.

Railway Series Book Club

oh boy i sure hope the comments section will be normal instead of writing danny callout posts for his Thought Crimes

Bronxden

This is the moment rather than running away to accept and embrace her feelings but also being fair to walky by talking to him

Andrea Andrew

Sorry. I’m thinking Dorothy might be a 3.

C

I'm hearing a five personally speaking, lol.

Andrea Andrew

Way lowballing. A 3 or a possible 4.

C

It's okay to have feelings for Joyce...but yeah, definitely talk to Walky about this...even though he's going to probably laugh his ass off and give the biggest "I Told You So" Earth has ever seen.

David M Willis

wasn't it *just yesterday* that we get a flashback where it was restated that the scale goes all the way to six jeebus christ andrea

Crunchos cereal

I hope they (basically everybody in this comic) reads some poly literature. Even something like the venerable ’Ethical Slut’ would be useful. For me the most important thing in them is the importance of communication. Of course, they are mostly first-year students with a lot of hang-ups, and the comic is *called* ’Dumbing of Age’, and it creates more drama if people don’t talk with each other, but sometimes I just want to scream to the children that they could talk more! (Also the U of Bloomington was recently on the news and that did not look good. Damn.)

Andrea Andrew

Jeebus’s real name was Joshua. Gawd! 🤣🤣🤣

Corronchilejano

Did he say two because she was saying the opposite of how much she really was and 1/0.5 = 1/1/1/2 = 2/1 = 2?

Morgan Byrd

The absolute value of her Kinsey score

Morgan Byrd

…okay Dorothy getting topped by Amazi-girl when

Jey Siksa

Danny throwing bullseyes right n left

Simon Magid

Ahhh, I see. The Switch is bait.

Bagge

Danny knows that Dorothy can't resist a good enumeration

Shane Wegner

It’s ok if the needle wobbles a little for Amazigirl’s beefy shoulders.

Jasmijn Wellner

Where do you think she's going right now? ;)

Sajuuk-Khar

Nah, Dan hit the bullseye

Sajuuk-Khar

“What’s the cheating value of getting someone to take a thirst trap FOR you but you kind of only mean it jokingly probably UNLESS?” “…Dorothy, did you send a boob pic to Joyce?” “WHY IS THAT YOUR FIRST GUESS?!?”

Terra Bruder

Yeaaaaaah sapphic longing and dissociating with a comphet f***toy is definitely 4-5 behavior. Everyone deserves to get railed in a sundress., so the D has no role in this calculation

Sajuuk-Khar

I’m actually kind of really bothered by this analysis? It feels like well-intentioned bi erasure? :/ Like…we’ve seen comphet beard-type stuff in DoA (Leslie talking about her marriage, Jennifer’s entire transactional-style sexual career) and it is…*not* how Dorothy is. Dorothy has had at least two mutually fulfilling sexual and romantic relationships with men! She confesses romantic love for Walky and it’s a major plot point! The fact that she is currently inhaling the fumes of that love to cope with sapphic longing is not evidence she was just “playing the field” until she could settle into a real gay relationship! Like, I love Joyce/Dorothy yuri too, folks, but goddamn!

Seth Aaron Hershman has they/she pronouns

well, dorothy has now expressed attraction to two guys and two girls, which would make her a 3, BUT she secretly hates walky and only dated him and slept with him and told him she loves him because she was repressed, which makes her a 27. i am very smart

Andrea Andrew

But her feelings for Joyce (and women) seem currently stronger than her feelings for Walky.

VengeanceKnight

This is a couple edits away from being a plausible Faz quote.

Crunchos cereal

Also, damn, I realized my child is older than these people here.