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Early update for January 3, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-02 04:55:01
Imported:
2026-10

Content

sings i need a hero!

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Megh

these two really get each other 🩵

Elise C.

Okay. No mob doctor again -yet-.

Jeremy AR

These really compliment each other.

Sajuuk-Khar

Walky, a streetwise Hercules? It’s more likely than you think

HenryVolt

Invest in a been bag walky.

Astariel

Not to diminish the importance of video games, but maybe retrieving Amber's meds might be a slightly higher priority?

C.T. Phipps

I'm not sure the opiods are things Amber need to be on but I'm not sure what a better alternative would be.

Logibear

I hear Dina isn't using hers. He should ask if he could borrow it

5099 5618 v2.0

@Atariel Sure, but cops likely haven't cleared out, yet. Also, it's right there.

Kelly (they-them)

Damn, Walky knows exactly how to take care of Amber

Railway Series Book Club

we just keep on running (???? if that reference even scans (no it won't im the only one here who knows this ball))

5099 5618 v2.0

@S-K (/Later that night) Amber: (/tosses, turns, dreams of what she needs)

Logibear

He is being... remarkably chill about someone passing out from pain in front of him.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Elise C I suspect she's headed that way. Might have to get insurance that has him in-network, tho.

Logibear

Like in hindsight from the final panel, all good. But yikes if it wasn't

5099 5618 v2.0

@HenryVolt There's a dinosaur-shaped one that might be up for grabs, soon. Gently used, but still.

Fart Captor

Phipps she fought the cops, got sliced up (probably shrapnel from flash bangs or tear gas grenades, or impact wounds from rubber bullets) and had surgery in the last twenty four hours, fuckin ibuprofen ain't gonna cut it

dorothy keener's left doinker

imagine having a near death experience and the last thing you did before you died was play mario kart world. harrowing

Railway Series Book Club

points for remembering the meter of that OP enough to mew it back to me but also. points docked for referencing the wrong OP for this show

Ryan Kertai

"Waayy ahead of you... the other racers are, that is. You fell behind quite a bit when you passed out, but the rubber banding is helping me catch up."

dorothy keener's left doinker

we only ever watched like a few episodes! i didn't know about any of the other openings!!! BITES YOU!!!!!

MST3K.fan: The Cheesy Movie Essays

I had a near death experience and the last thing I did before being wheeled in was text everyone I could think of. The whole time in recovery until they found my phone I worried about the one friend I accidentally left out

Fart Captor

I figure it's less that he's very chill and more that there very clearly isn't anything more that can be done until the cops are gone besides let her rest. It's not like she's concussed or bleeding out

GundamBradley

I guess Billie/Jennifer has already given him some experience with having a loved one retreat to his bed in a trying time, though in her case, it was obviously not quite the same.

Megh

are you two ever not flirting??

Jesse

I also would have accepted Hero from the 2002 Spider-Man soundtrack.

Girlycore

I mean, is there a reason they shouldn't flirt?

Andrea Andrew

Zero to hero! Amber: I won’t say I’m in love!

Girlycore

Opiods are absolutely what Amber needs for a couple days.

Smoochie

As it’s been suggested, when your sister by choice is Billie—you probably have experience of taking care of someone under the influence

Megh

listen you don't understand, i talk to these two everyday, they're always like this, i love them but it's exhausting!

Railway Series Book Club

wow megh, i can't believe you'd say something so homophobically charged and also true

Zesstra

"Walky, you make sure that Switch 2 doesn't fall off the bed or there'll be hell to pay." – me, yesterday I can go back to sleep confident that the Switch 2 at least is safe.

Astariel

@5099 True, but Walky could stroll casually down the hall and see if they're in her room right now, and if not, get the meds.

Harold

"Ask your Kitchen Doctor if opioids are right for you"

Frey

As someone who has had multiple surgeries as intense or more than Amber, she absolutely needs opioids, probably for several weeks

L2theBell

Shared priorities

Sajuuk-Khar

The stains wash out, I bet

Sajuuk-Khar

the Dumbatreon Horny Jail for Terminally Doinked Individuals now under construction

Tessea

Okay, Glad Amber is still relatively okay. That last strip showed her looking downright scared of falling unconscious.

Railway Series Book Club

just realized this chain's gone on for 10 messages without any kind of elaboration re: what the fuck i was going on about in the original post walky's playing mario kart so *obviously* had to reference lyrics from the best opening song (https://youtu.be/vZ0DKV1e7As) from the toy racecar anime i steal music from for comic dubs. as any normal person would do. completely normal.

Shane Wegner

" I got a lightning bolt and some blue shells"

ArdieBea

@ CT Speaking as a (once upon a time) addictions caseworker, opiods are right for this type of injury. We haven't seen anything to suggest Amber's vulnerable to addiction, so I'd have no hesitation in recommending she use what's available.

Girlycore

lmfao my mistake, I was ready to fight. Sorry your friends are sickeningly cute :P

Giant Speck

He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast and he's gotta be fresh from the fight

5099 5618 v2.0

@Harold 9 out of 10 Kitchen Doctors agree: we never met, you were never here, and if you go septic that's on you.

darklion

She was scared because she wouldn't be able to finish her lap.

dorothy keener's left doinker

(while we're giving context: when patreon commenter queenofsodor showed me this anime i just reflexively started mewing along to the opening because it was catchy. hence my meows)