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jafortee

dotty, “moms I’d like to be liked by” just doesn’t flow nearly as well

Logibear

If Joyce and Billies takes about Dorothy's hotness are anything to go by, I don't think that's the only demographic she had cornered...

C

"...Is that why you suggested I dress as Hot Dog Water?"

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

you're leaning on the fourth wall in that second panel there, dorpy

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

i'm not normal about dorothy keener either, its just in the opposite direction

Harold

"Moms can't get enough of me!" "Hmm... Did you just hear a voice whispering 'for a nickel'?"

Logibear

If she leans any further she'll come bursting through our screens

Ben Wray

Book Title: "Moms Can't Get Enough Of Me"

Andrea Andrew

Velma and Wonder Woman?! Two of the most queer cartoon/comic characters in the last century? Probably a coincidence.

Astariel

I can kind of relate to Dorothy here. In school, I was very unpopular among my peers, but teachers, and adults in general, almost all loved me. Unfortunately, this has left me as an adult with a deep-seated instinct to try to gain the approval of authority figures.

Harold

"Get a load a' that MILTBLB over there"

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Next: Dorothy revists how she relates to moms. Also, MILFs.

NinjaZaku

I don't think Joyce is ready to hear about Wonder Woman's origins as a bdsm icon

Shane Wegner

I'd be surprised if Joyce's mom weighed in at less than "Old Testament level wrath against the presumed demonic arch-corruptor." Although her dad's "Sigh, like I'm without sin enough to cast any stones" was actually pretty measured.

Brian Danger Hicks

Mostly my power was getting parents to think that if I was going then there wasn't going to be drinking or drugs (there was drinking and drugs)

Sajuuk-Khar

Likely, nothing, Dorpy babe Carol is a fucking nightmare, a daemon of the warp

Shandrak

Uh oh Joyce found The Sweater

Harold

@NinjaZaku: Although she might be interested in the highly likely polycule that included WW's creator

NinjaZaku

You might be on to something

taekwondogirl

Hey now. Velma also represented the "not pretty" and "unpopular" girl demographic, and / or "not like other girls". She isn't JUST latent lesbian vibes.

Populuxe

It took about 75 years, but at least DC finally admitted Diana (and basically everyone on Themyscira) were queer.

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

joyce using the lasso of truth on dorothy for the other patreon when

Tessea

Because sudden, rushed plans always work out so well for these two! Also, I love Velma!!

Grace Serenity

I think Carol has decided to just burn all her bridges with her family

Andrew

Just gals being pals. Very very good pals!

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@Logibear Sure, but most only get a sense of who had a crush on them in college at least five years after graduation, especially re: demographics.

Jesse

(To the tune of Slave for You by Britney Spears) “I’m a… GAYYY… for you”

Jesse

“This is not a fake-out, I just want to make out”

AE Gonzalez

That’s Velma line is somehow funnier than it already is.

Zesstra

Jinkies!

AE Gonzalez

“Then those times I went as Marcy from Peanuts . . . and Princess Bubblegum . . .”

Beck Chonigman

I mean, I have my brother's old "Cougar Bait" T-shirt I can lend to ya Dorothy.

Sumit

Dorothy's mom coalition is fracturing.

Rubia

@Populuxe George Pérez established that during his run on the book, for the other Amazons at least. A pity that it sounds like DC went back to denying that.

Andrea Andrew

Wolfman and Perez were among the best writers/artists for DC. They defined the Teen Titans.

Harold

"How did I even know who Gertrude Stein *was*? I was *seven*!"

Gale Tazzin

yeah dorothy it's because you've always done what moms wanted you to do. and your whole gay awakening was deciding you didn't want to do that anymore. so now you have a badass lesbian soulmate and morals that are less likely to trigger your crippling anxiety, and the cost is that moms view you as a cautionary tale

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

i can't wait to reblog the tumblr post i made about those tweets once this strip runs tonight

Maude Reads Things

Dorothy, YOU are barely normal about it these days. If it helps, I think half of your examples can be discounted because their reason is shitty