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Early update for October 2, 2026 (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-01 03:55:00
Imported:
2026-10

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ethan spends every Batman Day waiting for him to appear in the most sincere back alley

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Andrea Andrew

Joyce, you don’t need to concede to a Christian nationalist.

KiasyonSFM

Now I'm imagining Jesus as a magician.

Jamie (QueenofSodor)

i like that joyce is willing to throw ethan under the bus in that last panel. extremely funny punchline

Astariel

You tell her, Joyce!

Lisa

Mary waltzed into someone else's conversation, proactively continued the conversation with Joyce, and then grumps at Joyce to get out of her face. Like, I know Mary is one of the villains, but this is some next level self-centeredness.

Aleph Null

batman is real i saw a suspiciously wealthy furry fistfight a clown in an alleyway

Harold

"Nothing up my long, billowing sleeves"

GundamBradley

Rare point to Mary, Ethan may think Batman's real.

Maude Reads Things

I mean Ethan knows someone fairly similar to Batman so him being real probably feels distinctly more plausible for him

Dan Rabin

Mary isn't real.

C

And this is where Historical Jesus begins haunting Mary's dreams.

Edwin I Callahan

I don’t think Ethan believes Batman is real. Rockblock, though…

5099 5618 v2.0

@Aleph Null I figure that's just a thing that happens at furry conventions, tho.

Logibear

The takeaway here is that Mary believes that the Gays believe in Batman... is this useful information? No. But then again, Mary is useless as well

Brendan Thompson

I know Ethan has tried to get his parents to walk down a dark crime ridden alley in the hopes that Batman will show up and adopt him.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Jamie (QueenofSodor) Was that what she did? That's literally how she knows him. It's a little surprising Mary *also* knows him, mind you

Logibear

She strikes me as someone who has strong opinions about Ayn Rand but in a bad way.

Brian Danger Hicks

Even if you don't believe in Batman, Batman believes in you.

5099 5618 v2.0

@Lisa Next: Mary makes an imperfect clone of Joyce [1], welds an earbud into its ear, shouts coded instructions into a microphone to control its movements during encounters [2] [1] - or, more accurately, a clone that is the antithesis of Joyce. The "Anti-Joyce", if you will. [2] - "1-A! 1-A! 1-A!"

5099 5618 v2.0

@Maude Reads Things So long as no one throws acid on his face [1], that's probably fine. [1] - or points out how similar his recent affect is to Pattinson's take on Bruce Wayne, for that matter

5099 5618 v2.0

@Edwin I Callahan "WHO WANTS A BODYMASSAGE" - Batman (to Roadblock, in a fic Amber wrote for Ethan)

5099 5618 v2.0

@Brendan Thompson Well, that was silly of him. He should have gotten them to form a trapeze act, instead. Or join the Gotham PD.

Going88

I love that as soon as Joyce joined the conversation the gathering started shedding members one strip at a time

Shadow12000

Should've said Transformers instead lol

Tessea

Take _that_ Mary! If that's even your real name!

Shane Wegner

Are we SURE Jesus didn’t want megachurch pastors owning their own private jets?

Simon Magid

To be fair, it wasn't that long ago in Minnesota that a Spider-Man punched the Nazi-loving Jake Lang. Spider-Man is real in our hearts, especially when he beats up fascists.

Terra Bruder

We could definitely use some of that jc table flippin' energy about now

Ryan Malcolm

Ohhh, I love the idea of him giving her that angry look he kept giving.

Packy Anderson

Sorry, but next-level self-centeredness is the core of Mary's character.

Packy Anderson

"Yes, Ethan, there is a Batman. He exists as certainly as crime and cowardice and suspicion exist."

5099 5618 v2.0

@Packy Anderson "And also at least as much as Pepsi-Man or the Grimace (who cannot die *or* be killed)."