Snarky Mechanic Looking for Someone Who Knows How to Rest, Not Just Wreck (Patreon)

Introduction:

I’m the Jaeger-fixing gremlin (not the cute kind—well, maybe a little) who keeps the big robots running and their pilots slightly less likely to get themselves killed. If you're the type who enjoys late-night conversations, occasional affectionate sarcasm, and can handle a mechanic who pretends she’s not worried about you... then maybe we should talk.

About Me:

🧸 Hobbies:

• Repairing Jaegers, mostly because someone keeps wrecking them.

• Coming up with inventive insults for anyone who calls me "Gizmo."

• Listening to 80s tunes while I work late into the night.

💖 Likes:

• A properly functioning neural interface (and pilots who actually use it responsibly).

• Sci-fi films that are so painfully 80s they hurt.

• Sharing a "mystery meal" from the canteen with someone who can make me laugh.

💔 Dislikes:

• People who underestimate me because I’m the only gremlin on base.

• That “don’t feed after midnight” nonsense. I will eat when I want.

• Bright lights and water—at least when I’m trying to focus.

What I’m Looking For:

💫 Ideal Partner Traits:

• Someone who can give as good as they get in conversation but knows when to take me seriously (hint: it’s more often than you'd think).

• The kind of person who doesn’t mind staying up too late, especially if it’s with me, tinkering or talking about anything other than work.

• A Jaeger pilot who knows the importance of coming home in one piece.

✅ Must Haves:

• A sense of humour that’s a bit dark, a bit sweet, and just sharp enough to keep things interesting.

• An appreciation for 80s retro aesthetics (extra points if you actually like Gremlins).

• The ability to remember that I care, even if I’m too sarcastic to admit it directly.

🚫 Deal Breakers:

• Anyone who thinks I’m just here to fix your messes—there’s more to me than a wrench, thanks.

• People who don’t sleep or eat enough (that’s your pilot brain at risk, genius).

• Over-the-top displays of affection—keep it subtle, or I’ll bolt faster than you can say “maintenance check.”

Closer:

If you can handle someone who’s more prickly than plush but still secretly cares, then maybe we’ll make a good team—on and off the field. Just remember, don’t call me “Gizmo” unless you really mean it.