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Ten minute blast 1-6-2026 (Patreon)

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2026-01-06 21:28:48
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2026-06

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Just setting the tone for the new year

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Robert Taylor

Ten minute blast and it’s 21 min

Nochris

I couldn’t have even fathomed getting blasted today. Praise be

Stj209

Praise be the DAWGS

KVLTVR

It's not illegal to be soaking wet.

Tom

J6 never forget

Biggaramus

26 minute blast would’ve been appropriate

Banksy

I’m trying to learn guitar the great shaman

ENVUS

Ari Mattie taking down Israel 🇮🇱 last night on Kill Tony 🔥

Lucas Sure

Blast all over me, noble father dawg!

Carson Hill

THE SHAMAN PICKIN AROUND FOR THE FELLAS

Justin

2026 is the year of meat head matt

Casmattic

21 minute long “ten minute blast” we’re lucky to be announced with the double blast

Jay Dawg

Refund our money when Matt and Shane aren’t on Matt and Shane’s podcast that we pay for you fucking criminals

Plumwild

Blasteroni and cheese

BasedRemy

my mf goat McCusky

cj7700

Thank you for blessing us with this on my favorite national holiday

james chittim

matt definitely drenched and on coke

Kligga

God bless the dawgs. White boy of the year 2026 who’s gonna claim it

Ben Yates

Im about to have a 10 minute blast at work.

Cam

You can blast for a full ten minutes? The shaman is on steroids for sure

Dmoney

Just got home, immediately decided to get soaked and tune in

JT Gibson

Who dat!!! ⚜️⚜️

Cam G

Blast off 😮‍💨 popps 🎸

Ben Yates

Yoooo Matt is rippin those frets hard pickin

Justin

Afternoon gents

Bdawg

😂

Souptastic

Better be an hr episode this week.

Berg

Great way to end this miserable wagey day

Berg

Shout out my wageys

Haydank

Bags on the first shift fellas

Ryan

We need warmode back

Dylan Green

Absolutely loved Cortez. It’s a wild one but I’m telling you dude, reading through Gaunts Ghosts by Dan Abnet would be a damn ride.

Timmmayy

Rocket moneeeeyyyy

micah vance

Mashallah🙌🏿🙌🏿🔥🔥

C Dohh

watched documentary about jodorowsky’s dune on a plane one time and it was sick

Declan Ryle

l swear to god guys, im not on coke” sureee

Ruvlo

This just means no ep this week 🥲

Adam McHugh

Eagle and the hart for sure

Woemin

Hadda sip

Church

Be a good Irish lad and read Say Nothing by Patrick Radden Keefe about the IRA through the 60s to present (ish)

Maximus

Rawket monaayyyy

Danny B

Bring back the ShitCast 2026

Jon D

Clearly hitting the nose clams somebody lostin chowder

Kdk058

They should do one where Matt gives Shane a ten minute blast 😂

Quazybothholes

Every story I get from my girl is a series of side quests that have nothing to do with the begging of the story. And we're lucky if we circle back 20 minutes later.

Ben Yates

This is great, and the other isnt allowed to speak until the 10 mins pass

Erik Radford

Shaman blasting for 10 minutes 21 minutes straight let's gooo

Hayden

Alejandro please

Owen Woodward

Go cry about it somewhere else women

Max Sligh

Gotta read blood meridian at some point begging for the shaman book club

ChannerT

There is nothing I like more than the shaman on a Tuesday evening

James

Rocket Money!!!!

Owen Woodward

Doubt you’ll see it Matt but my votes for Alejandro book 🙏🏻

BatmanBootyBouncin

Oh yeah, I just ordered your book off Amazon! I haven’t read a book since elementary school for a book report! (Tony hawk autobiography) and I can’t wait to read it! Gonna be hilarious.

Benjamin Ghazi

Lets do Jodorowsky with optional movie nights 🍿

Anthony G

Love me a new year Matt blast

Matthew Gomez

Both dont sound great, what about a book about the cartels or Pablo Escobar

Thegolden Whale

please read the book from the last warmode post or have billy and spud on to talk on it plzzzzzz daddy

Logan Carver

I vote spiritual journey book. No family trees

Alonso Bustos

2026 all about statmaxing and 40maxing

Riley Murphy

Please rip Alejandro Jodorowski. Real ones know The Holy Mountain + Mushrooms is a goated combo

Nick

Eagle and the heart, but also last weeks episode please.

JMS

Just do one on the Crusades

Cade B

Christ is King

Taylor Goodwin

Your unbearable without Shane your definitely on coke

Corey Hancock

A podcast series on the book "desert fathers" would be sick God bless ALL the D.A.W.G.S.

Quazybothholes

2026 gonna be the year of the mattlesnake.

Emily Long

As a girl I do enjoy going down a good ancestry hole every once in awhile. I have found some pretty wild stories and I will share them whether its relevant or not damn it.

Junya

The Alejandro one. I dont want to hear anything written by some broad.

Luke Ziepke

I loved the Cortez one. Absolutely loved it. Keep it up!

Luke Ziepke

Matt is just as good. If not better. The shaman. Dont disrespect the Shaman!

Ryan Pena

We want Beowulf!

Hunter

Hustlers University 2.0. Get hard and practice SR

Benjamin Porter

Can you do a ep on the Jimmy Saville doc? It’s on Netflix and it’s bonkers

Dawson

Thanks for helping set the tone big dawg

John Creed

Girls cant even communicate... my wife just walked in and said whos Gail like 5 times before saying aunt Gail... then asked if i saw my moms text... i hadnt....oh Gail died... get to the point

Jake

Do Mein Kampf

Mike W (MW)

Put this one on your list: read ‘The Sand Pebbles’, I’m about halfway through it atm.. Big selling point is that you can get away with doing Chinese accent impressions because you’re quoting straight from the book— just striving for 100% accuracy on the retelling ?!?

Cam G

Oh we riding dawg! No worries

GZLDmRT

Second this

Daniel Padilla

Read All Tomorrow's by C.M. Kösemen, trippy alien shit

Inya Momsguts 💯

You will be the sacrifice if we don’t get our content

Gabriel

You gotta read the PIMP book, it’s a memoir of a pimps life by Ice Berg Slim

Anton

Perfect pod to blast my ass home from work

Bathtub Hootch Fire

The Cortez was sooo good. Reminds me of when you did the crusades. You should look up old American history like cowboys and Indians. Like that book shane talked about with the Comanche. I bet there is a bunch of books like that. Or any African or asian war folklore or stories. You the man Matt keep Juicin just keep the rage as low as you can. Only use it at 7/11's or on the road. SODTAOE

Yo Mama

No shane, no good.

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Jay Dawg

Lemaire said he thinks you’re cute

Drew Archuleta

Alejandro sounds food for a read. Maybe get something shane knows too.

Mike Shafer

Love a good medieval tail.

Samuel Carrico

Dang, Matthew. That's some tasty blues licks!

Molon Labe ⚔️ 🇺🇲

I lpve how you did the conquistador so you should do som crusdades, roman, greek, hunnic history. Or Vlad the impaler would be sick.

Stever P

Alejandro sounds good

Alex Suarez

Just read some Gary Paulsen. Would love a Shaman/Robeson collaboration. The Hatchet is goated

NewFool

LeMaire is part of Cartel de la Soul. meaning he's gay and fruity with a big, noisy booty.

Benjamin Parra

deep dives on some of the Roman joffreys could be cool (nero, caligula) also Vlad the Impaler is one of my favorites

Gideon Starsgrave

Are you trolling badly or did the sex change accident cause brain damage?

Cade B

Jodorowsky would be a fun listen. I also recommend a book he wrote with a newer metaphysics author called Metagenealogy: Self-Discovery through Psychomagic and the Family Tree. Wild stuff. Happy new year. Lvl up. Christ is King.

G.Lorenzo

I wish matt would read us a book about the inquisition. I want to hear a historical recap of what went on. Who was being killed, and by who, and why

Clay Patterson

"2026, can we get to the fucking point‽” Angela's Ashes 2026!

Jeff Stacey

Girls get to the point 2026! Fuck yeah!!!

ben

Get that fat lazy bitch back on the podcast regularly or kiss this $1 a month goodbye

Egbert Williams

I wish Matt would have some decent guests on - even if from the usual crowd. I already know how to read.

G.Lorenzo

I know theres been a couple of them. They sound interesting but I know fuck all about them. From what I have heard though, it sounds like it was often about orthodox christians vs heretical mystics

Egbert Williams

They only do their own podcast once or twice a month, so they should have time to guest with Matt.

Jake Dunbar

Bros a frickin jacked lord or some shit yee, do a special 2 hr ep with the boys all on some mushys and booze or some shi would be funny af, call it “protect our crotches(from Nate)”

Ray Miller

Love these episodes where Matt just wanders out into the wild with no direction. Jew neutral lol

Reydio

Let's rock bro. Happy new year. 🖖

looking4JimTews

The air bnb ep with war mode was basically a booze fueled chaos ep

Allen Dillard

Truly look forward to Matt’s gay little side missions. 2026 year of the dawg

Johnny

Just don’t cast by yourself

prisonhaircut

been reading The Plantagenets but haven’t got to Richard Ii yet

Sam

Whatever my glorious Shaman decides is what shall be

Matt P.

Alejandro.

Sam

“Level up or parish” I will get that tattooed if my glorious shaman sends me a shout out

Sabas Garcia

Matt. The Great Siege of Malta is a banger. Short but detailed backgrounds of our two main historical figures. Templars vs Janissaries. A fort named St Elmo. Trench warfare. Magnificent bluffs. Honor in life and death. Lfg

Chillychese

Damn, not blessed with the Face of the Shaman

NewFool

Matt, book ideas on meaning: McGilchrist > Vervaeke (long winded, verbose and presents obvious shit as if he discovered something, lol) or check out: Fire in the Minds of Men: Origins of the Revolutionary Faith by James Billington - which goes over the "faith" of revolutionary ideology (and it's roots in occultism). Basically, how this faith replaced mass faith in God. Kind of a roadmap to how we got so fucked up and replaced meaning with politics. Kinda guessing here, haven't read it, but have heard podcasts on it.

Jackson Wilson

Didn’t think I’d make it through this work week, bless the shaman

Jackson Wilson

Nvm where’s my full pod I’m dumb

Keenan716

gotta let it rip matty. just flow brotha

SteveTheKind

Matt. You’re a billion years old. Why are you lifting that heavy you’re going to hurt yourself.

Zachary

I’m talking bout you knucklehead

tomcvtnapz

Alejandro Joe-Deroski would be sick, theconquistadors book was great

Yo Mama

No u arent

dumbcube

Matt it's ok to drop the macho shit and relax a little bit, maybe cut back on the T supplements. You could accidentally horseshoe back to being gay. love you though and please read us the medieval book.

Fgbghb

You decide the book my shaman

BuckNasty

T’s and P’s for Warmode … haven’t heard from those fellas

Misanthrope

I'm all for the weird jodorowsky book. I have a graphic novel by him that I've been meaning to read called "the incal" (with art by Moebius

Dave

He’s singing the Bob Marley song

Dave

Taylor is a hot woman’s name, plz do the needful and show bobs

Sadie Smoker

Get✍️to✍️the✍️fucking✍️point✍️ What’s the next step my shaman

Bimbo in Limbo

My 🅰️➡️🅱️ girl point: JOE DEROSKI 🧿Third-eyed 💅girl 👄glazed anwer🧿: holy fuck. jodorowsky would would spiritually enlighten me until fourth quarter. The Cortez series had me reading right with you and ordering very particular 100 year old editions of books written 200 years ago the topic. I hadn’t been that obsessed with what I’d been reading literally since my first two complete read-throughs of Frank Herbert’s original Dune series.

Bimbo in Limbo

Werner Herzog’s memoir is a fucking insane and fun listen on audiobook if anyone is looking for a recommendation. Read by the man himself, so it’s literally the best way.

Dang Lame

Dear Matt, please do more expedition and explorer history. I've been a weekly listener since 2020 and the Cortez series was my favorite thing you've done. There's a lot to choose from, Cpt Cook, Teddy roosevelt exploring Amazon, the Endurance expedition to Antartica, the Lewis and Clark story. In the meantime I choose Jodorsky

BERSERKS

Matt's been around his wife and kids too much... stop yapping get to the point.

Ash

JODOROWSKY

The_Ninoo

Jodorowsky Shaman. You’re the captain. Rt tho I know it’s a lot but we need the sliders book club pod on the regz

Conor

Henry the 4th for sure. Historical figures more interesting than a random director

Blake

Shh the shaman is talking

Booker T

Save the blast for your wife brah

BERSERKS

OH trust me... we know, he wont shut the fuck up. Where's Shane.

Simon

Too busy working for ICE

DarthNalgas

I want him to read blood meridian

Kelvin Jones Bryan

Bruv, are you familiar with the teachings of Don Juan by Carlos Casteneda?

Jacob

The Outlaw Ocean by Ian Urbina - read it and get mad about it dawg

Ultranathan 134

Matt is not beating the steroid allegations😭

Snake

Matthew on that 20 minutes of real shit

JohnnyBoy

“Women love documenting who’s married to who” Matt, have you ever heard of George R. R. Martin?

Booker T

Matt you ain’t never gonna talk shawty baby girl into a three way shawty

Booker T

Dude he’s losing it 🤣

Benanabread

Matt, one of your best PSA’s yet! I wrote “tells really long stories” for my red flag to a Bumble match this week. Immediate unmatch by her

M

i vote Jodorowski. el topo is a fuckin trip and he almost got Dune instead of David Lynch.

Rob

Honestly you guys already know how I feel about election fraud I’m not even going to participate in a system if we’re going to mail in our ballots we should just all show up at Matt’s office and cast our votes like real Americans. I’ll just suggest maybe we look into who financed the nazis kind of an interesting story maybe let’s do a book on how that whole story played out. Idk just saying it’s kind of a weird story. T’s and P’s going out to shane obviously and looking forward to some time with the shaman obviously

Bluhmkin

Yo Matt I know you’re married and I totally respect that and would never wanna step on anybodies toes but is there any way you and your wife could come to some sort of agreement for you to start dating my mom so you can become my step dad?

Blake

Shhh

Max

God bless. Lets get it 🫡😘

Nick

I can't wait to level up

Chase

Yo Matt can you get small brained American on your pod while Shane is away. You guys would fucking vibe

PG

Alejandro dude

Kevo

Hundo P on board for a bunch of Patreon history episodes. I’d be okay with zero more weird Dick Professor guys and the like. #NotARealOneAndProud

Dougie

thanks matt.

Jeremie McKnight

What book are you reading next?! Loved the last about them Conquistadors.

cream_jeans

The Holy Mountain is his best film IMO

Tom C

Do a deeper dive on the conquistadors. Read a book about that babe La Malinche.

Luto

Sick playing, Matt! Keep on shreddin!

Benanabread

I know we are here for Shane, but Matt is carrying an episode. I’m in Shaman

Michael Dana

Thank you Austin bros much love. Optimum Noctis was exceptional. Stay strong the road is long

Steve

I wonder how many more ad reads will get added to the cast in 2026.

jason fuese

where is the biker meth radio play? was that a joke?

Parker

Jodorowski all day

Leo Daggy

I want both books but start with Alejandro. Take time to teach your girls volleyball or something

Riko

A book on the crusades would be fire

BigWave

check out The Giant Killer , really fascinating true story.

Sheik

Finish the jack black thing you fat bitch

Devin Kuhlman

Matt you gotta do some early Roman history with Shane when he gets back

WruhWro

Only the new guys care about Shane bruh. Shaman rules

Mage

Jodorowsky 🤠

Patrick Morse

My ancestors fought a little war around 1776 so I didnt have to give a shit about kings

Steven Alvey

🙏✝️🔥 Do the English kings one first! Even if the material is dry, it’s gonna involve war and scheming etc and you will brilliantly make it fun as hell to learn about, as you always do. Thank you Matt for this update and all the joy and laughs you bring and God Bless you and the whole crew in this new year. 🙏✝️🔥

rusty

"mayflower" by philbrick is another great narrative style history book about the early colonies. pilgrims are like wolves and modern americans are like chihuahuas. plus this book is about america rather than gay england

Sheik

They need to get to the point tho

Tanner Fehr

Sick jams at the end 🤘🤘🤘

Austin

Whatever you do in the new year just please involve Lamaire WAY LESS 🙏🏻

Dave

I don’t care about either one of those subjects you should do a book report on something that I like instead

Daniel Macdougall

Start with the kings ma boy, get on the DARPA books next.

Matt R

Gotta start with Jodorowsky bro

Trey McQuay

You should try giving the first few chapters of each to give us a taste so we can get a better idea of the adventure before we truly dive in

Drew Peacock

Jodorowsky is a trip, holy mountain is really weird and kinda funny. I liked the aztec cuz it followed a general rhythm and flow

Blayne Johannes

Demon in the ekur!!! You and lemeeez would love it.

Jonathan Fortier

Empire of the summer moon is a legendary history story similar to buddy Levi

Hqnk

What’s every you think the vibe is Matt

Brandon

Eagle with hrt or whateves can’t wait

Avery Close

Currently listening through the Old Testament episodes and it’s ironic because matt is the definition of can’t get to the fucking point

Matt

JODOROWSKI FOR SUUUUURE!! It'll actually be way more entertaining

Jake Galluzzo

Matt love you man, you gotta stop drinking in the fucking mic

Tyler Zimmie

The PR stats, looks like Donnie Wahlberg. Matt is going for a 2026 invincible style run on the birds.

Hayden

More War Mode please

ludacritz

Matt, it's gotta be Jodorosky! If you haven't seen Holy Mountain yet, wtf is up with that

Zodiacalbong

RIVER OF DARKNESS BUDDY LEVY

Ethan Hoffman

Jodorosky!! Make Shane watch the holy mountain with you and record it for the dawgs!!!

Clm

Eagle and hart for sure

Blake Boswell

Fuck Eagle and the Hart, book sucks

Communist Kain

Matt telling us stories is legit my favourite content so glad I got the pag

Dank543

Mein kampf 🥺 👉👈 please

ADieterman92

Next history book please look at the Portuguese exploration of a route to India. Vasco da gama is on same level as Cortez and the military and political events are legendary

Fah Q

Do the world wars my Shaman give the people what they want

Bing.bong

Matt, have AI turn eagle in the hart into a much more understandable story. Sounds way more interesting.

Noah Austin

It's funny that you describe eagle and the Hart like that. That is LITERALLY war and peace. Sometimes I wonder if Tolstoy was a chick.

Noah Austin

At least the first 200 pages. I couldn't continue reading about Russian oligarchs and their marriages lmfao

Johnny Cage

You have a loyalist surname though

Mason

10 minute blast (plus or minus a few minutes) is always one of my favorite things on the paytch

X

HELL YEA BROTHER

Anthony

Matt is for sure on the juice

Alliah

Check the gens

mark scott

Finish Angela’s ashes plz

Honey Pot

Do Mein kampf pussy

Julian

Let Lemaire read us iceberg slims book

Matt Urban

Perfect. A New Level boys 💪🏽

buenadan0001

Had a dream last night Matt was teaching a hip-hop dance class that I was attending. There was an Asian assistant instructor he was getting a little too friendly with and meanwhile everything was being filmed. My immediate dream thought was that Brittany surely isn't going to appreciate this whenever it gets released and she sees it. You had to be there...

Lapidus

I wanna hear about Joe Deroski

Cameron T

Bro it’s not as good but Pizarro over the Incans is great. No gay spiritual books - only history, violence, conquest type shit

Matthew Simon

Hey Matt, I’ve been going through some of the Old Testament stuff. There’s some crazy stuff in there. I’d find it entertaining if you went back through some of your older episodes and kind of reflect on how your opinions have changed or stayed the same. The one I watched last night had you saying stuff like “I don’t believe in anything, not astrology or religion”

Colton Hughes

Ay Matt that jack black book you read has been the best so far hit me wit some more of that good shii

Patreon_is_g@y

20 minute video labeled 10 minute blast, retards amongst retards

Patreon_is_g@y

He's a fag that sucks tranny dick, next

fartblaster69

wassup w the lib from the main ep

youmebangbang

Latest ep was DOGSHIT, no watchy watchy

Hyram

McNasty should play out every episode in 2026 🎸

Cameron Parker

just came to say yall are gay for switching up

Cameron Parker

fuck brother don’t forget watch the new one it’s rough 😂 we’re defending immigrant crime and fraud now and it’s racist for whites to steal but not for blacks lol

JK

it's actually insane that black people think neither murder, nor grand-fraud are an excuse for racism (recent pod for details). meanwhile they see nothing wrong with calling every muslim "apu". like the logic is laughable.

Dean

No chance Matt will see this, but I think the next book deep dive should be “The Prize” by Daniel Yergin. I believe it would be very fitting with the current political situation. Oil that is, not the chomo power structure thing.

Dave

Who are the guests on the reg ep this week? The title and description did not grab my attention

john

Im going to start calling all Muslims apu now. Thanks for the suggestion

Dave

How on earth did a penguin make a Patreon account??

Nico

Cut the shit ‘26

Mike

ben is tims dillons old producer/cohost and kevin is a comedian who opens for shane from philly.

Dave

Ohh I see. Thanks for the heads up, I’ll skip it

Patrick

Matt please do Cormac McCarthy’s border trilogy

Aidan

Great books the Saltillo prison sequence was crazy

Tyler Dickinson

So excited for new book pods thanks for blessing us Matt

Subject To Change

Wouldn’t you have to watchy watchy to know it was dogshit?

Johnn Dough

It’s not my fault every Muslim in my area is named Apu Mohammed or Mohammed Apu? What am I supposed to call them?

Nick

He will never keep this up. 5 ten minutes blasts in 2026 at most

John Nieminski

Can you update the book list on the Reddit

Proud Honkey

Same way Vampires made it to Waterloo brother. Evolution and blue chews

Proud Honkey

Gay money + Potatoes = Peace?

BJizzle

Shit this podcast sucks now

Jork

Nothing was wrong with it, you lil shit

Jork

He can't to match that level of annoyance

Dan Sisk

I love learned that your mood fluctuations indicate you just need to yeet. Just yeet, brother.

Michael Tarwater

MATT, Please get Nick Rochefort, James McCann, Ben Avery, and I know it's a long shot, but Bobby Lee on the pod during Shane's hiatus. Your style of comedy/riffing complements very well with these guys and it's always enjoyable. As well as Warmode and Swim

Luke Johnson

Labyrinth of Ice another great Buddy Levy book

Christian Moreno

The outro what the fuck matt that was beautiful

THE BEST AROUND

The West’s political zeitgeist for the last 60 years has warped our morality hierarchy in order to prevent another mustache man by any means possible. Guy says mean thing about X race because he’s angry? Strip his social life and financial security from him. President bombs a wedding? Explainable. Its backwards.

Republicus

Eagle and the hart is an incredible book. You need to get through the names and family tree

r

Black people 😡

Andre Labrune

El Topo was so strange for my high school brain when I watched like 15 years ago hah

Shane Gray

Matt’s totally jewtral

Ryan Brady

20 minute 10 minute blast baby

Ethan

have you thought of quan millz

Eric Clay

Do the spiritual weird director guy book

Quinton tuddytino

What about the depressing Ireland story did I miss the ending?

Chance Mackey

Bobby lee would be a tough get but I'm here for it

Patrick Morse

Lmao historical accurate assumption tbh

Robert De La Mora

You should do a book report on a girl book. something that girls love so you can explore the girl brain from within lol

poe

LUOP (Level Up Or Perish)

Jodie_40

Angelas ashes, id like to finish that. Probably too depressing

chis

If you want a similar book too Cortez's adventure i recommend "the lost city of the incas" by Hiram Bingham. It's about the guy who rediscovered Machu Picchu and also heavy inspired Indiana jones