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Ten Minute Blast -Omakase Fart Max (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-08 19:37:56
Imported:
2026-06

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Beffdawg

What up dawgs

C$

Do another book Matthew 🔥🔥

Cody Driscoll

Back to back we are blessed 🙌

Ashton

Let’s go dawgs

Jon collins

I never blast in 10mins more like 2

runtzman209

Calling all the dawgzzzz

NickNuk3s

Fart blast in my mouth

Matt

This is a perfect place to complain about today’s public episode. What was that? Unwatchable.

Tom Salem

Matt always comes through

Kerwyn

Stroking it ever so softly (but in a non gay way)

Curador

We want the cast more than Tires

Gage Dewitt

Matt wasn’t kidding got a lot on the mind

Jake Dunbar

Good evening my glorious dawgs (uk)

Devin Kuhlman

Matt deploying his ult randomly in the elevator 😭

Wang Dangler

I have never turned off a cast. But I couldn't take it.

bl

Fartmaxxing all ‘26

Derek Miller

36 days until I am graced by Fat Matt’s presence #stoked

Colton Gardner

Matt you’re gonna get the red cough drinking raw milk. Only reason imo to purchase it is if you’re making cheese.

Liam O'Mahony

History pods while big dawg is away please sweet Matty boy, ancient Greece or Rome? Napoleonic Europe? Irish revolution?

danny crawford

I have never laughed so hard 😂 my wife would hate this

Nick

Still waiting for last weeks episode

Kevin King

Nothing I love more when Matt talks about his family and ripping ass. What a crossover lmafooo

Cliss finess

Way better than the normal episode released earlier today. Do wish we got more than a 10 minute Patreon the last two weeks

Christian Moreno

Had papa murphys last night, and I’m going thru the fart maxing process on accident

Nick Atkins

These is the best 10 min blast ever

StanRox

Fart maxing is not about giving yourself dehli belly. Whatever you do you gotta juice, be natty Matty. You don't need dirty dairy to fart max and you don't need tren to hit the 1000 pound club. Believe in yourself man..

Cade B

2026 Maxing — Christ is King

Peyton

Keep these coming shaman

Cliss finess

Literally the worst pod I’ve heard from these guys

Lucas Sure

Very good ep with Ben, friend of the show…

Gideon Starsgrave

Dude - first 30 minutes unlistenable - we need to rethink who we’re deporting.

Gideon Starsgrave

Agreed - my already low IQ was like Foster on a pin ball table

jACE

I cannot listen to Matt talk about farts at work, I was fricken dying

Kevo

If the pods last year during Tires filming were any indication, we’ve got a tough road ahead. Stay strong fellas, we’ll get thru this🫡

Taylor Goodwin

Matt is retarded without Shane or gaurd dawg gotta cancel the sub still Shane’s back

Gideon Starsgrave

I’m starting to think it’s more cowardice on the “shamans” part. He knows better than to go along with the absolute SLOP the two “guests” were on today. Their stupidity literally made my face hurt and realize that we gotta LOT of “clean up” to do to get back to the good ole USA

Goodmans Woodworking

Pay sweet James McCann to come and substitute for Shane while he's away at war. Gives him more exposure plus a little cash, and takes some of the stress off Matt. Win win. Plus the true dawgs love the aussie.

Gideon Starsgrave

Naw brah - I just call your mom as she’s got stories for days about jizz

X

😂😂

Eli

Farting while listening rn

Cole Liekhus

Dawgs—help me get this in front of Matt (and Shane). It’s for my Chinese gf/fiancé, fr. Wedding prank idea: dance floor opens, the Wild Wild West intro hits… then it cuts to Matt & Shane riffing on the wedding. Quick sign-off, the full song drops, and we’re off. Wife gets the “wait… what’s happening?” moment, then the laugh, then straight back to partying. I’d obviously pay for it via Cameo. If y’all could like/comment to help them see this, I’d be forever grateful.

Kev dawg

fart slop > kevin iso

Henry Kissingaman

Matt thinks raw milk makes his stomach better but raw fish is what makes him fart... disgusting and retarded

Ian

I've got a better prank. Say you've made your wife a tribute video and just play the scuba diving clip for an hour for everyone

Ian

this costs 12 dollars a year idc

Cole Liekhus

😂😂 idk if the snizz is gonna like that one. But she would learn why they don’t fall forwards

yah32

I've been really enjoying these blasts Matt, keep them coming!

Hunter Zieske

Nah, this is what we are here for. The shamans rattlers

Collin Fink

When the tutee becomes the tutor

Jeremy Nunez

Matthew my good sir. Can we please get Conner from "Small Brained American" on the pod? He would be a good guest!

StillAHistoryHyena

Hey Matt - you prob have a mild allergy to one of the weird fishes you get with omakase. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

Dave

Trayvon Fartin

Cameron

Having all you can eat sushi for my bday tomorrow. My wife doesn't know what's coming.....

Dave

Oh yeah that’s true

Haterville

No she doesn’t 🙌

Diego Calzada

Lol far-tor. Just say farter MATTHEW.

Nic Welsh

I get the fart max off the boiled egg

Tom C

We already know your juicing. Now your using fart PEDs? You might just be Barry Bonds preparing to surpass the Fart Sisters and their classic 1998 fart off.

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Nathaniel j

Hopefully this is better than that. Kevin ISO retardation. I prefer lemaire to that shit

Luis

Any dawgs down for some battlefield 6? Drop your gamertag

J

I’ll download rn I don’t have any gamer friends😭

🔥💀🔥

I torched atleast 20 hotel rooms remodeling today, stunk out some of the other subs a few times they had to switch rooms and come back😂

Alex

We need Shane back ASAP….

Montyjonezz

Shoulda got Ben on his own for the page

Awan

Matt you are the fuggin man 10/10 content every time

GMOFruitCake

Please keep the minishreds 🎸 on all 10 minute blasts!!

ShmittyDawg

Keep up the great work Matt and thank you for blessing us with your thought. I bestow upon you 1000 M’ Goodboy points.

Jakob Carroll

Idk if anybody else drives a Nissan NV200 for work but they are like Fort Knox for farts you’ll leave one in there on Thursday and it’ll smack you around on Friday morning

captainfreney

I appreciate this blast,I'm to am a elevator assassin

pickedKnows

Matts AI hard on 'bit' in last full patreon was embarrassing, now only 10min segments released, i am canceling as well

r

Black people 😡😡

r

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with another history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

GC

Hahahah Matt saying raw milk is helping him. Meanwhile he eats ice cream and blames the disaster on sushi.

BeardedVet94

You fucking suck Matt do you own podcast for the billionth time.

Tom

Give me my 5 bucks back

Saint G

That Kevin guy fucking sucked, what a dumbass

Crisp Rat

Absolute top tier blast.

Crisp Rat

Anyone that doesn’t like this should immediately unsubscribe this is elite

Gideon Starsgrave

Hey brah - what? Are you as retarded as Matt’s guest choices? Please visit and try Fumunda products

Gideon Starsgrave

This is high comedy or lady thinking. Not mutually exclusive

Gideon Starsgrave

His brain may be a Plan B impacted case study. Ever notice the INSANE conspiracy theories black folks will go to to turn bad behavior on others? It’s like women on steroids and sugar.

Gideon Starsgrave

Kevin ISO-lated his one brain cell. And murdered it. With a gun. It took two clips to finally hit it.

Gideon Starsgrave

JR’s Dad. The SA he suffered usually has that outcome (and you can look that up)

Sammy

Suck a fat one, we aint need you here with this shitty ass attitude

BeardedVet94

Sorry pal not everyone in the world is gonna have the same exact feelings or everything ever. Kiss my fucking asshole.

Nathaniel j

You sound like you're pms-ing

BeardedVet94

Nah just entitled to my own opinions.

Joel MacRae

Paying for the paytch tho you spanner

BeardedVet94

Yeah for Matt and Shane you troglodyte.

Nekropheeliac

the pope of chill xD this is solid chill old guy behavior... just need more swaggy outros

Chase Nelson

Raisins are peak for fart volume

Jonathan Tate

Kevin iso is fucking trash. Ben Avery was way funnier than I was expecting tho

Jonathan Tate

Kevin Iso worst guest in history of the pod

Kyle Gross

Fucking awful. I shut it off after 10 mins and I never do that

Gideon Starsgrave

ISO’s co creator and collaborator…Dan Perlman

Nick Thompson

Even worse than the no jumper guy

Saint G

I know if the Big Kahuna was around he wouldn’t let Kevin talk so much dumb shit. We need a Shane vs Kevin and Matt and Ben Avery cast.

Nakladz

Not sure if you still read premium posts on air but I have a doozy for you. Long time fan here and I neeed the boys to weigh in on this. I’m in my thirties. Recently I got hurt kinda bad at work. I’m using a separate office/doctor for my physical therapy. My injury is near the groin. So everything within that area is being monitored and my primary PT has been giving me groin rubs basically. This week my pain killer dosage was lowered and I apologized because I started to get a chub because she is a very attractive older lady. She is mid 40s I’m mid 30s. She asked me if my ejaculation reflex had been affected since my accident. I told her I didn’t know I hadn’t tried. She jacked me off. I don’t think it was an actual medical test because she smiled when I finished. I’m totally fine with it because she’s super hot but I guess I’m asking what should I do? I have another appointment next Wednesday.

Sean Halloran

"I would fart, I would hit my wife" - Matthew McCusker

PP Sevs

When are yall coming to do a show in Montana??? Preferably Billings 🙏🙏🙏🙏

Dylan Moran

You’ve struck gold and you’re asking what to do? Reap the bounty my brother. Honestly kinda insane you humble bragged on us like this

Allen Dillard

Need to load max before the next visit

Anthony

Wet Rattler = the best WWF Superstar

Anthony

This is rare hidden knowledge. Only for true dawgs

Floppa

Truly a titanic figure of our time

Νέμεσις

You said a new patreon was dropping today! Jan 9th. Sigh :(

photikmusic

Cancel the appointment and seek God.

photikmusic

Do you spam this every video

DrayNasty

Load max for the ultimate RRROOOOOCKET MOOOOONEY

Your pal Will

Brother Matteo, can you PLEASE bring back another Jack Black esque story? Just the Matt Attack bringin us a dope azz story again. Those 5 eps are goated brother. The bros need it.

Birch

The Pope of Chill must learn to appreciate Omakase. Watch Jiro Dreams of Sushi and that should get your juices flowing

Andrew Merrill

I’m experiencing the omakase effect after 5 rolls of below grade sushi from a restaurant that used to be a doggy daycare. Makes you wonder.

Benanabread

The Shaman can drop a full 10 minute blast on his dirty 10 minute max blast. This is level of skill is way above Shane's pay grade

Benanabread

I think he was the Fartcore Champion for a while

Negrodamus

Don't listen to Ash, she's speak foolishness. Go to as many appointments as you possibly can. You've hit the jackpot

Braedon Rogers

Dawg I cried laughing at this one. I was cleaning some lady’s pool and was trying so hard to keep a straight face

Anthony

Brings to mind a different meaning to the Royal Rumble

Mr.Ziggy

Matt! I love these ten minute blasts! I don't know where's the best place to ask but I recently purchased your book and was wondering if I could mail it to you for a signature? It would mean the world to me. I love the podcast and all the dawgs but you're hands down a big hero of mine! Thanks for all the content!