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Nollywood Paytch (Patreon)

Published:
2026-01-10 00:21:00
Imported:
2026-06

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Ep 593 - NOLLYWOOD PAYTCH

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nicco

insane refresh :)

Ryan L

#gayblessed

Kirk

😮‍💨😮‍💨

IsellCocaine

Matt's secret panties mouth cast

Brody

Hot drop on a Friday 🤪

Bradley Heath

This can’t be worse than Kevin iso

TheKman243

Thank god. First pod was gay

Cpace

The glance I gave this thinking we were getting diamond platinum paytch😔

Jordan

Luis wanted me to say F U Lameez 😂

Devan Buckley

Betting on Nate and Lemair 6 pack just opened up on kalshi

Caleb Smith

Finally them other 2 dudes was wack

Andrew Cardwell

Blessed be the patreon being posted as soon as I finish the tube cast on the way home🙏🏽

Jordan

❤️🐶

Charlie

Highly based and highly blessed, no broke boi mindset this year boiz

Josh Dennis

Please tell me that retarded black dude isn't on it! He was the dumbest person I've heard speak in a long, long time.

Jordan

1/3 of this podcast zesty AF…

Ben

It’s ok, you can unclench now. Deep breathes

Tom Bell

Nice! Matt coming through for the boys :)

Chadsaf Aggot

It's too bad ICE didn't shoot Matt's wife.

Jarrett Bement

Thank God something redeeming this week main eppie was trash and a disappointment

Chris Leal

Thank you for this offering

Ben

Pretty wild that Matt went from jerking off to dudes with fake tits to co-leading the most vibey podcast on the planet. Hard work pays off

Jon

Big W

Tommy

Blessed be the dawgs

Tj carroll

5 dollars on lemair wins you 250k🤣

tyler myers

Lameezy is built like Kirby

Dex

Tard McFarland

Does LeMaire know that euthanasia is now legal in 12 states?

JunkyardDawg

Long time fan popping my patreon cherry here. Glad you boys were my first.....lol

Kev dawg

HELL YEA THE REAL DAWGS FUCK KEVIN ISO

Javi

What Friday to be alive blessed be the dawgs

Kev dawg

youre such a fucking weirdo

Darnelli Jones

Ben must have been apprehended after public ep for hate crimes, otherwise he’d be on this one

Two in the Greek, one in the squeak

It’s time for Shane to settle down with one of the McCusker daughters instead of these Hollywood hoes. The royal wedding for the dawgs

Caleb Kloesel

It’s speculated that Judas betrayed Jesus to fast track a revolution against Caesar and because he was upset that Jesus wasn’t working towards a revolt against the government. It’s still senseless but it makes a little more sense than betraying the son of man for fifty bucks.

Matthew Gomez

A LeMaire epsidoe...great... Please stop bringing him back.

Jeffy

Classic Dawgs is the best Dawgs

Dalton

🗣️🗣️

Dalton

Dawg what? Your momma would have flushed you if she knew you would grow up to be a horse pile 💩

Dalton

Yoo hell yeah Hahahah that’s rap

Jordan

Real ass lol

blackpeople

Lemaire is AI generated.

Jordan

The dawgs have spoken 📖🙏🏼

Jordan

You mean the best character in smash bros of all time? Yuh nukka

Jordan

Holy shit broski 😂 stay off the internet for a while 😂

jACE

This ain't it. Matt's carrying the whole thing and these two dipshits are just hackling. At least lamare seems somewhat conscious today

JunkyardDawg

Lmao im waiting to listen tomorrow at work. Currently listening to old testament while messaging you idiots for some reason. Lmao.

Jay Williams Art

Ben Avery was wasted on this podcast by having him on with that retarded Kevin douche. Also lemaire sucks ass at standup.

Jay Williams Art

imagine not signing up for the patreon 8 years ago like the rest of us lmao. the show isn't even good anymore but it's part of the routine

M

Got Dang this is a great hang with the boy’s

Jay Williams Art

you're a retard if you enjoy comedy podcasts and don't know who Ben is. Lemonparty is funnier than anything MSSP has put out in years

Jay Williams Art

the black guy sucked but you're a retard if you don't enjoy Ben

Caleb Smith

Saying you enjoy Ben is crazy, big suprise a fag enjoys another fag

JunkyardDawg

Lol. Yeah. This is the first time I've ever even used Patreon. Never liked content enough to support but I had to support the dawgz.

Camcam

Xept Matt is the dude who looks pink 🤣

Alex M

Kevin Iso vibes at 440hz

Quazybothholes

Kumail didn't day it. The lady talking to him said that to him, about him. Pay some attention. Y'all been spending too much time around meezy.

Zordon

I been up for 3 days getting money both ways, dirty & clean, Lemaire Forgiato Lee. ChampagneLemaireLee

roadrunnuh

They aren't ready for Avery Unleashed

X

YESSSSIRRRRR GOOD EATS FOR TN

NewFool

I'd rather see Matt talk to his wife and kids than more lemaire. Even Nate, who I like, is getting stale. Matt you're in Austin, one of the comedy and podcast hubs of the world, get some real guests and let Nate and Lemaire struggle up to (earn) notoriety. I shut off the free after the woke black dude was trying to say Shirley was somehow racist for showing an imported pirate class of refugees defrauding taxpayers and allowed and facilitated by NGOs, communist/grifter politicians and an openly antifa AG. GTFO with that.

Ahol

I postponed killing myself for this.

cloudbloom

432hz consciousness bombs incoming

Teo

they said in the last ep he won’t be here

Teo

ew

Teo

yea bud, put ur phone away in the ocean for me

ChannerT

Should be fine to do now

lucy

M’lords

Hunter

That Kevin Iso dude sucks. Couldn’t get through the first 10 min

Ahol

Thanks im still thinking about it

🏳️‍🌈💵➕🥔🟰🕊️

Is shane just a goy sellout now, like the show talks about nothing since the spotify contract. Don’t want to get the handlers angry?

Ben

You’re still sponsoring it so thank you for your donation

Ben

The people who whine about Lemaire and Nate can’t seem to comprehend that Matt and Shane are good friends with them and aren’t doing to ditch them just because a few dorks complain about them

Tom

Matt and the trained seals. Everything you say is funny

Tom

Spend the patreon on a guest

Swan

Insulhah no Kevin

francisco castro

Thanks god that didn’t post the Patreon with the wnba sweater dude and self hating white guy from last YouTube mssp episode

francisco castro

Fucking hated Ben he has stupid opinions backed by a circle jerk of leftist echo chamber who has no critical thinking skills

Payton

Nailed it. Thank you Dog's

Griffin

Lemaire talking about getting a 6pack two full lifetimes away from his goal. Nice

Devin Taylor

Would rather Lemaire host the pod for a week than ever listen to Kevin Iso again couldnt even finish the regular ep

NewFool

Bad point, because you don't know what I'd do faggot.

NewFool

LOL, Ben I made that point years ago, dumbass. Still stale, Lemaire still sucks ass. When Matt is half of one of the biggest comedy pods today, he should be able to get some decent guests to break up the monotony. Though, Matt's record for his idea for "a good guest" is pretty much shit - most of the worst guests were Matt trying to be edgy and "interesting." I love Matt but with his cartoon series and some other things, it clearly shows that he's got a poor handle on quality control.

Maybe a Spider

Turned off main ep when retard Ben said the lady got murdered by ice. She fucked around and found out

D_hue69

Diamonds are not good conductors

Colonel_Toad

One of lemaire’s better episodes and I don’t usually like him

Michael Beard

The dawgs holding down Shane’s crib while he’s gone

Dylan Langford

Cleaning ladys come in and you ask if it’s cool If they just “do their thing” and listen to some weird conversation is hilarious 😂

Will C

And another pod goes down the tubes. It’s been fun boys, let me know when Shane is back.

Toby

she's an American like us don't get corrupted by the evil powers that are trying to control us, shooting someone like that is fucked

Dirt

Shane pressured zesty Nate into trading his giant Stanley mug in for a short stumpy Stanley cup

BigWave

Nasty Nate cant wait to talk about fuckin

His-story69

Prayers to Gabe Davis, man gave it his all today for a BILLS MAFIA DUB. #sorrybirds

LovieTheBasedGod

there was a girl in hs who's sextape with a dog got leaked and she killed herself

NewFool

Lemaire is the type of guy who would name his son "Jakobi Meyers" if Lemaire was straight.

X

FLY EAGLES FLY 😂😂😂

Jim Beam

Same shit happened in my high school

francisco castro

No it’s because he had the confidence to say he had no right to kill her while the latest video of the officers perspective clearly shows her taunting and laughing at the officers and her intent was clear when her “wife” told her to “drive babe, drive drive” as the ice agent was in front of the car and then he shot her he didn’t just go up to her and shot her in the face like you imagined in democrat land

francisco castro

What are you a faggot? Not everything has to be about the j’s

francisco castro

Lemeeze is a million times better than an anime-hating, fraud-supporting nigerian narcissist

Jared Bruegger

Surprised the boys brought up Doherty. Kid is the embodiment of a pimp. His audience is teenagers and allows young OF models to stay in his mansion to film, be on his stream for little boy exposure, and then make the girls sign contracts to give him a portion of their earnings. Crazy world.

Wyatt Nuttall

Matt on fiiiiiiiiiire 😂😂😂😂

Jack

snowflake couldnt handle the truth :(

Matthew Burgess

Checkin Sticks did not get enough laughs bro

Jack

yeah because laughing at police totally should give them the right to shoot us all, you fucking bootlicker.

Ayden Ross

I’m glad there was a paytch for this one cause the Spotify was so ahhh never let those morons on the podcast again that was so fking retarded dawgs “ idc if they are fraudulent thieves cause I am one too” clown take. “ I’m pro pirate cause everyone’s stealing from us” wow oka cuck. Couldn’t make it 20 min on that trash

Seany Mac

Sad I can’t see Shane’s cute face this week :/

Broseidon

Fuckin relax bro he’s retarded leave him alone

Ayden Ross

Damnit gardendog I hadn’t seen the new season yet I was saving it for this weekend FKKKKKK

McTwisted

Giggle cucks let loose on this one... another complete of waste of time.

Steve

PAY ATTENTION TO PIZZA ORDERS AROUND THE PENTAGON

Steve

That video was from 2015 and it was a concept. THEY DO HAVE FLY DRONES WITH EXPLOSIVES

gone jerkin

That FAFO shit is gay as hell dude. Not a good look for an American immigration agency to be executing gay white ladies in the street

Seany Mac

Watch your mouth buddy

Blumpkinpie

BRING BEN AVERY BACK SOLO WITH MATT!

Mr harrison

Yes finally on paytreon let's go had to do fucked up things to get the money won't shit right for a week

Matthew Wambolt

Stop using jargon like pog without explaining to us what it is Matt!

Dane Walker

Not sure why you're hating on Kumail... I get the sentiment is dumb, but I assume he was asked a question regarding physique? Would be ridiculously more hilarious if not.

Ryan

We clearly move in different circles Mr Wambolt. Make yourself familiar with the pawgs. the female of the dawg species

Ryan

Nate has clearly never heard of castrato, the coolest form of eunuch

Ryan

The dawgs listening to the story of pawg slaying

Ryan

God forbid a dawg be allowed to eat. We are truly are oppressed

Ryan

you better freaking not do it dumb ass, a world one dawg down would be a travesty. We must persist

Matthew Wambolt

You're correct Ryan, I don't hang out with fat people, men or women, lol. Thanks for the definition!

Phill

Real

Phill

Unc mode engaged

Michael Wood

Yo Matt speaking of prank calls, it was hilarious when you did the ad reads as prank calls. Do that again bro!

John Barrett

Meezy is right, I saw a video when i was in high school of a girl gettin doggied by a doggy